Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Florida man, with a vulgar sounding name they can't mention on the radio, who got into some trouble. Then, Chuck mentions he knew someone with the same name growing up and the Legend of Rock Yu is born.
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00:00all right our next story is also out of florida with a guy arrested with a name i can't say okay
00:12well why is it um is that bad parts in it which is okay so there are certain words we can't say
00:18on the radio okay right yes and even though this guy this is his name you can't say it
00:24what'd you say his last name first but i can't even say his first name but i couldn't then say
00:31his first name because it rhymes with pluck you there was a guy that i went to school with with
00:38that name no no no not pluck what up pluck i say man chuck you know everybody you know a man named
00:47pluck i went to grade school with a kid it sounds like a country song listen i went i wish but no
00:56i went to grade school with the with the kid whose family moved here and his name what f yeah u
01:05k and his last name was you and he changed it in like he was a couple years older but he changed it
01:17to rock rock you he's out here somewhere he did you know a man named rock you rock you yeah and his
01:26initial name was not rock you it was f you yeah
01:29he's someone i thought it'd be dave
01:34chuck knew a man and his name was f you and he changed that name and now it's rock you
01:40yep i would do that every time i was around the guy i'm sorry
01:45have you ever looked him up on facebook never again in my life
01:49his name is his name is rock you i hope he hears this his name is like i don't know i don't know him
02:00at all i just went to school at the same grade school as you gotta look him up he's gotta have
02:07mutual friends or something he's like the original rock he is can you smell what that rock is cooking
02:13probably delicious it's probably delicious it's probably noodles of some sort it's amazing
02:19amazing chuck let's see let's look him up like why you is his last name yeah i believe so
02:25i'm gonna ice yeah he's on there yeah rock but does he okay so there's three of them
02:33two of them spell it rock you one spells it r-o-k-u and i have one mutual friend i know rock you
02:40yeah you do i told you i told you see i have one mutual does everyone know everyone around there
02:50yeah it's a small town 250 000 people you know everyone coolest named friends yeah but i'm i am i
02:58am positive unless it was some kind of like crazy urban legend but i don't believe it was
03:03we have one friend in common yeah i know from yeah yeah he's from yeah he went to school
03:09oh he's doing well for himself what is he doing are we really gonna get into well i don't know
03:16well come on who cares like rock you is gonna listen to this show he definitely might he um was a big
03:23software engineer at microsoft oh yeah yeah yeah and he's left there to be the director of engineering
03:29at this big technology company in san francisco oh so he's not hearing it then no no that's good i mean
03:35he's from subscribe to the podcast yeah no that's that's i went to school with him
03:40and so some people that i know also know rock you yeah because they probably went to my school as well
03:48or high school wow oh yeah two degrees of rock you that's chuck's high school yeah that's rock you
03:56yeah yeah rock you high but he had to change it so yeah i believe though that his initial name was
04:05it needed to be changed and uh according to some photos he may be into cross-dressing i'm not sure
04:10hey whatever san fran live your life my man
04:14he may or may not i don't know that could be it could have been a halloween it was halloween yeah
04:21yeah um but yeah yeah so yeah everyone i know everyone thinks oh chuck just makes up stories
04:27no no i don't and he's done well for himself like better than you oh way better than me
04:34he said he's rocked you in that category okay now i don't want to share too much about rock okay yes but
04:41what memory serves me do you like to call him rock i thought only his closest to friends can call him
04:46no that's his first name now mr u mr u yeah i think he prefers that there was a kid
04:51who fell on our playground we had bicycle racks that were the old school they were like high in
05:00the middle with a bar that over with all the slits and you put your bike i'm dying to know where this
05:04story is going yeah he was doing uh the old trapeze act across the top he's a circus performer
05:12rock you rock i believe it was i believe same guy okay could be i could be but you believe rock you
05:17i believe it was some sort of circus act slipped fell
05:22this is rock yeah i believe so i believe he crushed his nuts one he lost a testicle
05:32that's he's got one you has one listen i don't know for sure into his life on facebook i don't know
05:37that this is just the urban legend of rock this is this is just my mind this is just what i remember
05:47from grade school like i don't know i was probably in sixth grade when all this went down you were just
05:53in san francisco you could have met up with i couldn't he doesn't know me he has no idea that
05:57he went to school with me well if you ever encounter him i hope you ask him about his one rock
06:01so you know everything about him and he knows nothing about you i remember rock you i like that people
06:05told tales about him like he was uh he did yeah not a gender kind of we did well because and here's
06:12here's wow legends of the locker room they removed them no listen they remove those things so rock you
06:18is responsible for new bike racks because of his missing test because everyone was like wait a second
06:23what happened and then there was lawsuits so he was rushed to the hospital from school i don't i wasn't
06:28it's just what does the urban legend tell you to rock you it's just uh urban legend what are you
06:34gonna ask him if he lost his ball on a bike rack in school because this guy chuck the freak knows who
06:39he is oh that's even better chuck the freak did you hear that chuck the freak do you remember a chuck
06:48the freak who rock you chuck the freak you mean charlie urquhart yes him oh my god you lost a ball
06:55on a bike rack true or not true a little gay fella this was a very powerful time in your life
07:00very formative very formative and it's like when my memory worked you know it was before i had my
07:08accident so like my memory doesn't work anymore but my old memories are still in there yeah i don't want
07:14to reach out to him because i think it would be an awkward conversation talking about it i don't want
07:17him to ever hear this i don't probably i don't ever want him to oh if people know town in the tiny town
07:24okay listen his employer is this here's a medical condition he dealt with yeah um allegedly allegedly
07:35we don't know for sure i don't know for sure but i'll say this okay so you're in the small town right
07:41you're in the small town i grew up in don't be a jackass you don't have to you don't have to show
07:46this guy this stuff just keep it to yourself you mean this is what we're currently talking about yes
07:50because someone wants to be a hero and then clip it and then get and send it to you they're talking
07:55about yeah like let the man rest it was hard enough being rock you in my small town i think
08:03he as i said he's been very successful in life so oh yeah no no no yeah back to the guy who we
08:08started talking about f you not chuck's classmate from with the one many years i'm telling you i'm
08:15sorry he had the same name i'm glad he shared the legend of rocky with us i'm glad i got it off my
08:20the same name though is that what what is the name the name here is f you yeah is f you rhymes
08:26with pluck got it yeah