When Dave & Chuck the Freak open up the phone lines for listeners to call-in and ask their strange Thanksgiving questions, Chuck gives Dave a taste of what they can expect with their first caller....Martha.
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00:00I mean, if you have a stupid Thanksgiving question you want to ask us, feel free to
00:11chime in.
00:11You can reach out.
00:12We'll see if we can.
00:12Jesus.
00:13We'll be your Google.
00:14I don't even know what that means.
00:15A stupid Thanksgiving question?
00:17Yeah.
00:17Hey, Dave.
00:18Hey, buckle up.
00:19What temperature should I bake my turkey at?
00:20A stupid Thanksgiving question?
00:22Well, that's what all people do.
00:23Look at all these questions.
00:24How many turkeys are killed for Thanksgiving?
00:26No, we're not answering the question.
00:28How many potatoes does America eat on Thanksgiving?
00:30Well, that's another question, people.
00:32Like, people get soup way more curious than I get.
00:36I don't know if they really do.
00:37Well, that's what Google says.
00:39I know.
00:39That's what Google says.
00:40They're the top Thanksgiving questions.
00:42How many pounds of poop does America produce after Thanksgiving meal?
00:45Ooh.
00:46That's got to be.
00:46Like the average American?
00:47No, I want a combined.
00:49I want to know how many pounds of feces are flowing through those plates.
00:53That's incredible.
00:54That's a stat.
00:56How do we turn into a Thanksgiving hotline?
00:58I don't know, but I'm here for it, because I'm going to give everyone bad advice.
01:02I love it.
01:03David Chuck's Thanksgiving hotline.
01:06Who's calling?
01:06Martha?
01:07Are you calling?
01:08Hi.
01:08Hi.
01:09Hello.
01:10Who's listening?
01:11I am not here for it.
01:12I hope she calls it.
01:13You're not, huh?
01:14No.
01:15Tell us about your Thanksgiving, Martha.
01:15No, they're not listening.
01:16Martha's not listening.
01:17We've got Martha's listening.
01:19Hi, everybody.
01:19Hey, Martha.
01:20Hello.
01:20Hi, how are you?
01:21You're on with Dave and Chuck's Thanksgiving hotline.
01:23Yeah, I heard you guys are doing a Thanksgiving just to ask a question hotline.
01:28We are.
01:28I was listening to some church programming, but, you know, my friend Ethel said, call Dave
01:34and Chuck, because if you've got, I know you've got your crazy, crazy Thanksgiving things.
01:39Yeah, yes.
01:40Martha, how can we help you?
01:42What was I going to say?
01:44Oh, Martha, remember, it's Dave and Chuck.
01:47It's the Thanksgiving hotline.
01:48I don't know who you guys are.
01:50That's the first thing, but I know it's a big Thanksgiving special or something.
01:55Yes, it is.
01:55Is this for charity?
01:57No, no, Martha.
01:58We're just seeing if you guys hear it.
02:00Gary Luke.
02:01No, he's passed.
02:02You're going to sing a song or something, and then we bring the kid out.
02:08No, no, we don't do that.
02:10Oh, so I just have to ask a weird Thanksgiving question.
02:14This one's for Lisa.
02:16I don't have any answers.
02:17I know who you are.
02:18I have no answers.
02:20I'm sorry.
02:21Should I get a disposable turkey tray, or will it look just not fancy enough, and then I'll
02:28be upset the whole entire day, and everyone's day will be ruined.
02:34Get a disposable.
02:35Get a white pan.
02:37Oh, wow.
02:39A white one.
02:40Okay, so, because I was looking at a couple colors, there's ones that are like the white
02:46with the blue that remind me of the early 70s.
02:49No, no, no.
02:50Keep it simple and classy.
02:52Don't just all white.
02:53Oh, let me write this down.
02:56Let me write that down.
02:58Martha, we're going to have to.
03:00Keep it classy.
03:02Classy.
03:02Yes.
03:03There you go, Martha.
03:04Did you say all white, or was that the white with the blue?
03:07All white.
03:09All white.
03:11Okay, thank you guys so much for this Thanksgiving special that you're doing.
03:17We really appreciate it.
03:19You'll be inundated any second with old, old, old people.
03:23Martha, thanks.
03:24Happy Thanksgiving.
03:24Happy Thanksgiving, everybody.
03:27Merry Christmas.
03:29Martha, ladies and gentlemen.
03:30It's my kind of lady.
03:31Our first Thanksgiving hotline caller.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Yeah.
03:36Who knew?
03:36Who knew?
03:38She had me with Jerry Lewis.
03:39I was going to say, the calls are just screaming.
03:42One call.
03:45Devin is with us.
03:46Hey, Devin.
03:46How you doing, man?
03:48Hi, guys.
03:49How you doing?
03:50Hi, Devin.
03:51Hey, Devin.
03:54Got a question for the Thanksgiving hotline?
03:57Yeah.