Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call-in and share their stories about embarrassing 911 calls they've had to make and of course they are mostly sex related.
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00:00what's the embarrassing reason you had to call 9-1-1 because this bigger lady in ohio was at
00:13a 24-hour gym earlier this week at three in the morning she was using an inversion table to work
00:19on her back i won't even go on one of these i won't when something went wrong and it flipped
00:26her upside down in a position she could not recover get out of no surprise the gym has that
00:33like you just let people get on that thing i know there's a way there's like weight limits on those
00:37things zara especially there shouldn't be one of those in ohio oh no this is terrible it was on film
00:45she got stuck and had to call 9-1-1 you have to call 9-1-1 because you're stuck upside down
00:51i'm stuck in this reverse like back decompression thing good thing christine falls was able to use
00:59her smart watch that's the only thing that saved her and i think the thing went too far and i'm just
01:04stuck upside down and i cannot get myself upside right side up hey jason was in another room
01:11lifting weights yeah he did it was dead yeah it made me do my head she kept trying to lift
01:18herself free but no amount of swarming helped i don't know what she's done to her oh no she just
01:24has to be able to push five or six minutes before she decided to call 9-1-1 oh this is so embarrassing
01:30so what about you what's the most embarrassing thing you had to call 9-1-1 about if you want to reach
01:36out 1-855-954-6969 is the toll-free number you can also text us at 4-6969 we'll start with voice
01:43changing technology as anonymous calls us here hey anonymous how are you good how you guys doing
01:48good this was an embarrassing 9-1-1 call you received correct neighbors called on this person
01:55because they thought that someone fell in the room next to them in an apartment complex so we get there
02:00we walk up we can hear yelling from probably about 10 feet away knock out of the door no one's
02:04answering so we have to break the door down well as soon as the door opens this guy's laying on his
02:08bed just going to town on himself with his dildo oh no sees us flings the dildo across the room
02:14runs down to the bathroom i blacked out couldn't believe what was happening he blacked out no he
02:20blacked out this guy yeah like we just like you were laughing so hard what what do you how did you black
02:25out shock i was like i can't believe i'm seeing this right now so the scream wasn't from someone
02:33falling the scream was from this guy destroying his b-hole yeah exactly the scream was from him
02:39and before we broke the door down we heard all this smacking and slapping so we thought maybe
02:44someone was in there with him and that someone was getting beat but no it was dildo doing the work
02:49smacking and slapping yeah that's unfortunate my friend geez uh on a regular line here we have
02:54tabitha hey tabitha how are you i'm good how are you good so what's the embarrassing reason you had to
03:00call 9-1-1 so i uh got sent to the er for sex i had a partner who was quite large and um i tore on
03:11a main artery and had to have emergency surgery and had to have my parents call 9-1-1 hold on a
03:18minute here he almost f'd you to this guy's dong tore your artery yes a main artery and i almost
03:26bled out and i had to tell my parents hey i'm not a virgin can you call 9-1-1 oh my god all of the
03:33trauma oh my god hey i'm not a virgin tabitha how is that vag doing today well it's doing quite well
03:41i'll tell you what it'd be tough to have like a girlfriend who has like a big b uh trip to the
03:47er story like it would it'd be it'd be tough it'd be for me as a small guy it'd be tough to know that
03:55some guy almost tore your artery yeah i have not shared the full details with my no no no just keep
04:04that's yourself you take that to your grave with you oh man um my question is that i didn't even
04:11know that was pop i knew you could tear yeah i didn't but a main artery your vaginal artery what
04:16what the hell i've never heard of that yeah so i literally was just like spurting blood like pumping
04:23like with my heartbeat so that's how i knew it was bad oh my god oh tabitha well thank god you
04:29made it out of there with your vagina intact and you're alive and well yeah yeah i'm doing great
04:35now i'm great yeah that is good thanks for sharing your story yeah thank you have a good day
04:40another possible upside there's just no chance i kill you
04:47from by tearing your artery who knows where you won't you won't tear anyone's artery no my god
04:54don't even know uh marcus is in tampa hi marcus hey how you doing doing okay thanks what's your
05:00comment yeah i was um a little bit overweight at the time and i met this girl at the club that i've
05:07been trying to get with and we came back to my house and we had sex and next thing you know i
05:14couldn't breathe and i was embarrassed to tell her i couldn't breathe and to the point i had to
05:20only have less to come out and give me a breathe oh no you had to go on oxygen
05:25marcus oh no marcus that's a real hey that's a real fear you i guess a lot of people bang themselves
05:35into 9-1-1 right yeah so you were okay though they just gave you like a breathing test and you
05:42were okay you were able to get it back together yeah she just kept saying what's wrong what's wrong
05:47oh god thumbs up thumbs up can't breathe can't talk so it sounds like it couldn't hardly hear him
06:00but i guess he snuck out of the room to call 9-1-1 stop like please help me help i can't breathe
06:07but i can't tell my lady oh no i don't know your limit you know you have to i don't know what he
06:14was up to i mean it could have just been regular sex probably but i think even if uh you know you
06:20have to you still have to build up to stuff um all right more vaginal trauma uh tina's in
06:27tampa tina what's the embarrassing thing you had to call 9-1-1 about um i had to call them twice
06:33actually um first off let me say i'm poly so i have a husband a boyfriend and a girlfriend and
06:38my husband and i were having sex one night yes um and uh position that we did tore me open and he
06:47has sympathy pain so he keeled over and started screaming my girlfriend heard from the other room
06:52and she came in and i know i know why you have a boyfriend so my husband uh my husband was 11
07:01stitches and then about six months later um my boyfriend did it however his were less um
07:09yeah he's great though he's awesome um but i'm all healed now don't worry that's good i don't know
07:17what you're doing with these guys but you better simmer down tina i mean the positions you're in
07:21where you're being ripped to shreds she needs three you gotta relax she needs three people dave
07:26uh i'm telling you it's it's crazy here in tampa oh i bet no no no doubt i bet well thanks for
07:33calling in all right thanks guys have a great day how does she keep up i don't know it's tina
07:39it's tina you know that that thing is like a catcher's mitt
07:44it's been broken in you think though if you ripped it once you would proceed with caution
07:51no not when you're living 17 stitches you're living the tina life you know you love that position
07:58i the positions going through my head right now are outrageous well you just don't know
08:05just imagining how she did that who knows
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