Plead The Fifth: Davy's Biggest Fear When He Was A Kid!
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00:00That guy right there, he ready.
00:02Him.
00:03Him.
00:04Davi is taking a stand.
00:07He is being sworn in.
00:08He's giving the truth, the whole truth.
00:11All right, so let's see here.
00:13Meredith, you go in clockwise in the three questions that we have from the room,
00:18and then we lean on everybody out there who wants to delve into the psyche of Davi.
00:22Yes.
00:23You got three questions, too.
00:24He gets one pass and one boomerang that he can send back to the room.
00:28What y'all want to know.
00:29What y'all want.
00:30So much.
00:30What you really want from a nerd.
00:33Now that you've been owning your tattoo shop for a while now,
00:37what do you find most difficult?
00:41At the current moment, the most difficult thing for me,
00:46so I have three artists that are Cuban.
00:49None of them have been here over a year, so they're like fresh from Cuba.
00:54And they need a lot of my attention.
00:57They need a lot of my help translating both in person, emails, kind of middleman in a lot of situations.
01:06They also, I mean, being that they just kind of got to the country, they don't really have like regular clients yet.
01:14So helping with the bookings and things like that.
01:18There's definitely a ton of benefit.
01:19They do great work and everybody leaves very happy.
01:22But sometimes getting the client in the chair is a lot more heavy lifting than with some of our other artists.
01:31So I would say our three Cubanos.
01:33Shout out to Jorge, Yasmani, and Adrian.
01:35Adrian.
01:36He's new.
01:37Okay.
01:39Which one went to the game?
01:40Jorge.
01:41Jorge.
01:41All right.
01:42Yeah.
01:43He kept saying what a country.
01:44What a country.
01:45I love that part.
01:47All right.
01:48Okay.
01:48So Davi, let's talk the house.
01:52Okay.
01:53All right.
01:53You and your girl in the house, y'all pretty much ain't no intrusions, ain't no guests, ain't no family members, ain't no kids.
02:02It's just you and her.
02:02Okay.
02:03So I want to know something that you wish your girl, we'll take it from both sides, something you wish your girl would start doing and something that you wish your girl would stop doing.
02:19So, like, you want something and you want something that you, if you could have a vote, you would say, I want that to stop.
02:27I wish she would stop immediately coming home and turning the TV on.
02:33Because I'm one of those people, like, I'll be home for an hour, two hours, and the TV isn't even on.
02:39I got other stuff that I'm doing.
02:42For her, it's like muscle memory.
02:44As soon as she walks in, it's like, put her stuff down, turn the TV on, change clothes, boom.
02:48It's like part of her routine.
02:50That's super common.
02:51Yeah.
02:51I wish, I would like to, you know, sit with her without the TV on, without any distractions and, you know, talk about the day.
02:58I like that kind of stuff.
03:00So I wish that that wasn't just part of her immediate routine.
03:03And start doing, I think this is a lot of men feel this way.
03:10But for me, it's kind of always on me to make the plans.
03:14Like, if we're going to have a date night, a weekend, a dinner, or something like that, it's kind of like 95% of the time, it's like I have to organize it.
03:22You're the cruise director?
03:23Yeah, pretty much.
03:25Which I don't mind, but I wish she would do it a little bit more often.
03:29Director of fun and entertainment is Davi Rolando.
03:32That's right.
03:32Now, let me ask you this, though, because it popped in my head.
03:35Have you ever walked over and turned the TV off?
03:40If she's, like, in the middle of watching something, no.
03:43No, I mean, that would be rude.
03:44But I'm saying she turns it on, she ain't watching it.
03:46It's just muscle memory.
03:47So you walk over, turn it off, and say, hey, babe, before we can lock off into must-see TV.
03:52I have, you know.
03:53Yes, I was like, yo, let's talk for a little bit.
03:55Like, what'd you do today?
03:57Did you have any appointments?
03:58How'd work go?
03:59This and that.
04:00I have, and it was actually well-received.
04:01But it's still so much of, like, a rote thing for her that even though it was well-received, it didn't stop it from happening next time.
04:09Can we not have a conversation with the TV on in the background?
04:12We can.
04:13You know what I mean?
04:13Not a dude with ADD.
04:15He can't stay on topic if he's like, oh, squirrel.
04:18Yeah, now I'm watching a novella.
04:22Oh.
04:25Davi, growing up, I was thinking about this because there was certain things that you're scared of as a kid, and now you look back on, and you're just like, why?
04:32Why was I ever scared of that?
04:33Like, something in the closet or whatever.
04:34Was there anything silly that you were ever scared of growing up as a little kid?
04:40Don't you be like, nah.
04:41I'm hot.
04:42I was hard.
04:42He ain't going to admit it.
04:43His ego won't let him admit it.
04:44I can't think.
04:45I wasn't scared of anything.
04:46You wasn't scared of anything?
04:47I'm trying to think.
04:47I'm trying to think.
04:49Coming from Costa Rica, you was like, I didn't see it at all.
04:53Heights, maybe.
04:55Heights.
04:55But, I mean, that's whack.
04:58You wasn't terrified of nothing.
05:00Nothing scared of you.
05:00Coming over here, not speaking the language, and just walking around, just aimlessly not going to class.
05:06In the dark.
05:07Nothing.
05:07Nothing has made you.
05:09Boy, you such a superhero.
05:10I swear to God.
05:11There's got to be something.
05:12I'm sitting over here with a list.
05:13Yeah, me too.
05:14I'm going to have to think of something, like, over the song.
05:17There's got to be something.
05:18I just, off the top of my head, nah, I can't think of it.
05:21This is the first one we're going to let him have a moratorium.
05:24Yeah.
05:24We're going to give you some thinking moments here.
05:27All right, because we're coming back with the people's smoke.
05:29You haven't used the past yet.
05:30Although, we should take his past for this.
05:32We should.
05:33Give me the song.
05:34Give me the song.
05:35I'll take a song.
05:35You sure you don't want to plead the fifth?
05:37Yeah, I don't want to plead the fifth.
05:38Yeah, I'm sure.
05:39All right, part two of Plead the Fifth action.
05:41Davi took a pause.
05:43Yeah, yeah.
05:43All right, and it was funny, because we were in the room, and he was like, oh, I got one.
05:46I got it.
05:47What is it?
05:48Okay.
05:48The question was, what is he, like, was he scared of as a kid?
05:55Did he have any fear?
05:56Of course, the normal Davi that we all know, who's, like, never afraid of anything, stepped
06:01forward.
06:01It was like, nah, nothing.
06:03Maybe heights.
06:05Yeah.
06:05Yeah, we were like, we're not taking that.
06:07Not taking that.
06:08What were you afraid of?
06:09Okay, and this was a, and I'm going to offend some people, so I apologize in advance.
06:16Oh, no.
06:16And my father had this fear, and I think he kind of, like, transferred it to me.
06:22So, real quick back story.
06:24I grew up in Tampa, middle of the city, Dale Mabry and Waters, like, Chico Town.
06:29And then when I was 16, we moved out to Pasco.
06:31And once we moved out to Pasco, my dad would always, my dad would always tell me to watch
06:40out for the rednecks.
06:44It was, that was the only group of people that he felt was, like, very dangerous to me.
06:49Oh, my God.
06:49And he'd always, like, I know, I'm sorry.
06:52But it's true.
06:54He'd always warn me about rednecks.
06:56And I grew up for a while with, I guess, an irrational fear, or maybe, I don't know,
07:01but I was scared of rednecks in a while.
07:02I knew it was going to happen.
07:04It was about to go down.
07:05For our Confederate flag, you were like, oh, Lord, Lord, the boogeyman coming.
07:10It never came up until we moved out to, like, Pasco, to the sticks.
07:14Interesting.
07:15And then it was a comment, like, when I was leaving the house, you know, son.
07:20Damn, every time where you said it.
07:21That's funny.
07:22It was funny.
07:23That's funny.
07:23Yeah.
07:25Yeah, so rednecks.
07:25All right.
07:26Okay.
07:27Wow.
07:29Wow.
07:29I thought you were going to say.
07:30Is that even a term that can be said?
07:31I don't know.
07:32I hope so.
07:33I thought it was a bad word before I saw Jeff Foxworthy doing it and using it as comedy.
07:37So I was like, well, now I'm not too sure.
07:40But all right.
07:40We ain't going to say that.
07:41People are like, yo, I'm dead.
07:43Watch out for the rednecks.
07:46If they got testicles on the back of their trunk, you run.
07:50I'm going to run.
07:52Oh, my God.
07:53That's hilarious.
07:54Yes, it is.
07:55Okay.
07:56All right.
07:56We got three.
07:57I should have used my bleed.
07:58Yeah, you should have tapped out on that joint.
08:01All right.
08:01So let's see.
08:03We got a few.
08:05A13.
08:06They say, Davi, what is your biggest regret?
08:10If you have one, what is your biggest regret?
08:14Man, I can't think of a big, big regret.
08:16Okay.
08:17Um, okay.
08:21You know what?
08:22Um, when I was, when I was a JIT, my mom for a couple of years pushed me to try to learn
08:28to play like the piano, the keyboard, a couple, I wanted to DJ, but she wanted me to learn
08:34a musical instrument.
08:35And looking back, I wish I would have done both instead, instead of like, you know, just
08:40take one lane because learning one of those instruments would have been super productive
08:46for where I am now.
08:47You could have been a next Pharrell.
08:49Right?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Something like that.
08:51Yeah.
08:51But here I am.
08:52Here you are.
08:53I was a freak show.
08:54Scandered next.
08:56Yeah.
08:59That clarinet could have made you nice and peaceful.
09:02Right?
09:02Wow.
09:03Oh.
09:04Out of the 863, bro, I always wondered, what was your worst experience ever being a DJ?
09:10Have you ever been booed while DJing?
09:13Have you ever been in an uncomfortable situation?
09:16Let me know.
09:16Yes.
09:17I have been booed.
09:18You have been?
09:18Yeah, yeah.
09:19It was one of my first gigs I ever did.
09:21It was the first like long gig that was over like two plus hours.
09:26And my computer wasn't ready for that.
09:29And it crashed like mid-set.
09:31And I had to reboot it.
09:34And it took, it was like four or five minutes of silence.
09:36And there were some boos in between.
09:39I was using my ex-girlfriend's computer.
09:40I didn't even have like my own joint.
09:43So yeah, it was a catastrophe.
09:45I never got booked back at that school either.
09:48You was at a school?
09:49Yeah.
09:50Oh, they was getting you in the boo?
09:51It was a small little private school.
09:53I did.
09:53I forget if it was like homecoming prom.
09:56It was something.
09:56It was an event.
09:58And yeah, my computer crashed.
09:59So it went silent?
10:01It did for a while.
10:03And I tried to like...
10:04Boo!
10:04Yeah.
10:06Boo!
10:06Boo!
10:06I tried to get on the mic and talk in the meantime, but it was taking way too long.
10:12Yeah, I got booed.
10:13I will tell you, Sidebar, Full Moon Saloon, when they first started doing Serato.
10:18Okay.
10:19Because everybody used to, for those who don't know, DJs used to have to carry their own records.
10:22And so the more records they had, the more they had to enlist friends to do it.
10:26So all of our DJs used to do that.
10:27And DJ Trombo was one of the ones that used to have everybody who he was trying to get on
10:31carry his stuff.
10:32And when he switched to the computer, and I was like, what is this madness you're doing?
10:38And the computer froze up one night.
10:40Oh, man.
10:41That 10 minutes of silence in the club was thick!
10:44It was the worst, man.
10:45It was the worst.
10:45I was feeling so bad for him.
10:47I'm like, oh my God, my dog ain't gonna make it.
10:49Yeah.
10:49He came back and got it cracking.
10:51But boy, that silence is deafening.
10:52It took years for the computers to catch up to be able to process.
10:56But also, y'all had to catch up with not downloading porn or doing all your regular...
11:00Because you do your regular stuff on that laptop, and then you get viruses.
11:04So everybody started using their one laptop for gigs, their other one for the trigs.
11:08Yes, sir.
11:10Next one out of the 954.
11:13Last one, by the way.
11:14Okay, mister.
11:14Last one.
11:16Okay, mister secret keeper that says, Orlando's daughter turns 18.
11:22No.
11:22You run...
11:23No!
11:25No!
11:26No, no, no.
11:26Hold on, hold on.
11:27You run into her at a spot doing something shady, but not detrimental.
11:32However, it could be habit-forming.
11:34She asks you not to let her dad know because he's gonna be lit.
11:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:40Before we get into this question, what's habit-forming?
11:42I just want to make sure I understand.
11:43It doesn't say.
11:44She's doing something that could create a habit.
11:46Could.
11:46Like some drugs.
11:48Could.
11:48Or some drinking.
11:49Could, yes.
11:49Or some sexing.
11:50That's what...
11:51I mean, yeah, all those can be habit-forming.
11:53Okay, now I fully understand.
11:55Would you keep that secret or are you gonna tell her?
11:58No, I'm busting.
12:00I'm busting.
12:00I don't know her.
12:01I've never really even had a conversation with either of your daughters.
12:04I don't owe them any loyalty.
12:06I'm here with you every day.
12:08Yeah, I would say so.
12:09Wow, you're a snitch.
12:10Look at you.
12:10I would say so.
12:11I'm glad.
12:12Yeah.
12:12I'm glad.
12:13I was wondering.
12:13I'm like, boy, hey.
12:14Hey, I know.
12:15I done seen this story happen a hundred times.
12:16You have to form some kind of loyalty to me for me to, like, you know what I'm saying,
12:21ride or die.
12:22So this is an area you would snitch comfortably?
12:24Yeah, I don't know her.
12:25I know you.
12:25There we go.
12:27All right.
12:27That's my daughter.
12:28Oh, my gosh.
12:29There we go.
12:29I thought he was about to pull that whole eye on snitch.
12:31I'm like, listen, bro.
12:33Bro, she said possibly addicting.
12:35You better tell me what the hell she doing.
12:37Yeah, yeah.
12:37Catch my daughter with some booger sugar.
12:39You better let me know immediately.
12:41Yeah, I got you, bro.
12:43All right.
12:43You got one in the boomerang back.
12:44What you got?
12:46What?
12:48Irrational fear.
12:49Or just fear that you...
12:50What was the way it was worded?
12:52A silly fear.
12:53A silly fear when you was a child.
12:54Oh, yeah.
12:55Oh, yeah.
12:55All day.
12:56I run the list.
12:57I knew it.
12:58I'm still scared of half of it.
13:01I knew there was an alligator living under my bed.
13:04An alligator in your bed?
13:05It was an alligator under my bed and putting my foot down in the middle of the night to
13:08run to the bathroom.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Boy, that mouth was going to just chop my ankle and my foot off.
13:13Absolutely.
13:13I was scared of the dark.
13:14Yeah?
13:15I was scared of the dark.
13:16Anything that was on the dresser that was on, like, if it was like a pile of clothes, when
13:21it became the dark, like, the dark went out, that was a monster.
13:24That was a Jabba the Hutt.
13:26That was a witch.
13:27It was one day.
13:28It was a point up at the top.
13:29It looked like a witch.
13:30I laid there in the bed.
13:31I had to pee, and I ain't get up for hours, because I was just like, until it got to
13:37almost daylight, and you could see there was clothes.
13:39Yeah.
13:39When it was dark, that was a witch that was sitting on the dresser, just like, I ain't
13:44dare you to get up.
13:45That's what it was.
13:46It's you and me, witch.
13:47Damn, sir.
13:48Go hold it.
13:49I mean, the neighborhood dogs, like King and Prince, the Pitbull Prince.
13:55Oh, my damn, I was scared of that dog.
13:57Like, any time I was walking down the street, and I saw him in the yard, I would walk literally
14:03back down our street, which is probably like three quarters of a mile to get back around
14:07the block.
14:08I would go back around the block, and then go around the long block to get to my house
14:13that side, because that Pitbull was out there, and he broke off the chain all the time.
14:17Oh, yeah.
14:18And I'm like, bro, I don't want to run home.
14:20Yeah.
14:20You're not trying to race a Pitbull.
14:22I'll just walk this way, and walk all the way back around.
14:25Yeah, it was bad.
14:26So many just texted us that they were afraid of leaves growing up.
14:29Leaves?
14:30Like, leaves from a tree?
14:31Yeah.
14:33I was afraid of spiders.
14:34Yeah, I'm still am.
14:35I felt like an ant healed.
14:36I stepped in.
14:37I got afraid of ants for a while.
14:39I was freaked out.
14:39Anytime I saw an ant, I thought the other ones was coming.
14:40This explains a lot about you.
14:42It's why I'm not in the nature.
14:44It's why I'm not trying to be outside.
14:46Whatever.
14:46Dobby has officially passed.
14:50His plea to fifth action.
14:51We got more coming up for you.
14:53Don't move.