Plead The Fifth: Davy Hands Out Awards To The WiLD 94.1 Staff
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00:00Davi is taking the stand, and he's standing.
00:03Yeah, he is, again.
00:05I think better on my feet.
00:06Oh, really?
00:07Yeah, that's why I always stand up for Plead the Fifth and Therapy Thursdays.
00:11That's where all the brilliance comes from.
00:13Brilliance comes from standing with Davi.
00:15Yeah, yeah.
00:16Well, now you guys know.
00:18Three questions will come from the room.
00:20Three questions will come from anybody listening out there who wants to get in Davi's business.
00:24Okay, he only gets one skip, one pass.
00:27He can only plead the Fifth once, and anything that he answers, he can return to the room for our boomerang question.
00:35All right, we go clockwise.
00:36That means Buck Nasty is up first.
00:38All right, Davi, I need to know how much of a manly man you are.
00:42I'm a man's man.
00:44All right, if you had to fight an animal in the wild.
00:50If that ain't better, yeah, yeah.
00:53What's the biggest, baddest animal you think you could kill, only using your hands and feet?
00:59Oh, I got a one-on-one, face.
01:02Hands and feet.
01:03A raccoon.
01:04Yeah, it ain't going to be that big or that bad.
01:07Yeah.
01:08I got some animals to list here if you want me to go through a few, just to give you some ideas.
01:12A couple examples.
01:13Okay, so I put a giraffe, a bear, an emu, a gator, a leopard.
01:20Wait, the emu is that thing from the insurance commercial, right?
01:23Yeah, it's like an ostrich kind of thing.
01:26Yeah, you can take out an emu.
01:27I can take an emu.
01:27No, no, the beak would just rip your eyes out.
01:32I would fight a...
01:36Fight and win.
01:37Fight and win.
01:38No, kill.
01:38Kill.
01:39No.
01:40It's got to be a kill shot.
01:41Yeah, you got to kill it to win.
01:42A spider monkey.
01:43No way.
01:44No, you can't kill a spider monkey.
01:46What are those snakes that just try to squeeze you?
01:50One of those snakes.
01:51An anaconda?
01:52Not one of those.
01:53A python.
01:54No.
01:54A boa constrictor.
01:55A boa constrictor.
01:57I wish a boa would.
02:00Yeah, I think I would fight a boa, because I don't think they're poisonous.
02:03They just try...
02:04I know it's move.
02:05It's trying to squeeze you.
02:06So as long as you can't anticipate the squeeze...
02:09You can hug him back?
02:09No, it ain't just about to squeeze.
02:11Yeah, I'm going boa.
02:12They have these incisors that bite until they don't have venom, but they hold you.
02:17On your neck.
02:17So they get to hold to your neck.
02:18We're not letting them do that.
02:19You gone, gone.
02:20No, we're not letting them do that.
02:21Or maybe like a baby gator.
02:26A baby gator.
02:27A little baby gator.
02:29Teenager.
02:31A teenage gator or a boa could get it.
02:33God, this is such a buck nature question.
02:36He's not buck nasty anymore.
02:37He's buck nature.
02:38Well, I hope this gets boomeranged.
02:42Davi, so back in the day, you used to work a lot of strip clubs, right?
02:45I did.
02:46I did.
02:46Yeah.
02:47He was the pimp.
02:48You were the DJ.
02:49Uh-huh.
02:50So I was thinking about that and thinking about some of the stories we've told on air before
02:56and some that we haven't.
02:58What do you think the percentages are in your opinion?
03:02Okay.
03:03Not naming any place, but what's the percentage of some of the girls that would actually,
03:08you know, go in the back and hook a client up?
03:12Oh, pound time.
03:12Oh.
03:12That did or that would?
03:17That did.
03:18That did.
03:19The percentages.
03:20I would say probably, I mean, it fluctuated spot to spot, but I would say in the dirtier
03:29places, at least half.
03:31At least half.
03:3250?
03:33Okay.
03:33Maybe even a little north of 50.
03:36Would they ask for a longer or a shorter song?
03:39They wouldn't even ask for anything.
03:40They would just be gone?
03:41They would be very on the low, very inconspicuous.
03:44We not talking to nobody.
03:45Like they come and say, hey, can you give me a short song?
03:46I'm about to...
03:47Yeah.
03:48Yeah.
03:49At the more grimy places, I would say in the 50, 60 range.
03:55In the quote unquote more high end places, I would say maybe in like the 25, 30, because
04:00people are watching a lot closer.
04:03Okay.
04:03Yeah.
04:03Okay.
04:04So it depends on management also.
04:06It depends on management and it just depends on the girls, the night of the week.
04:13It's a lot going on, man.
04:14I would tell you, I am not a professional like you are, but I've gotten a lot of lap
04:19dances in there.
04:19Oh, I thought you were supposed to know.
04:20And let me tell you, you know, because when you sit down on them velvety seats and you
04:25feel, you're like, somebody must have been eating chocolate.
04:29It's like, why is it so hard on the velvet?
04:31The velvet has these hard spots to say, oh my God.
04:34Yeah.
04:34Ooh.
04:35All right.
04:36So my question is more innocent than them.
04:39They wanted you to kill animals and snitch on strippers.
04:43But my question is about as your time as a JIT.
04:47Okay.
04:49Name something.
04:51Name something in your teenage years that gave you the most anxiety.
04:57Like something that you, something in your childhood, whether it was school related, you
05:02know, whether it was just in something that really like tested your, your, your wit, like
05:09you were, you were worried about or that, that, that if it popped up, oh my God, I got to
05:13deal with this again.
05:14What would, what was that anxiety thing for dog?
05:16I lived in this, uh, in this neighborhood in Tampa where there was like a group of older
05:22kids that would terrorize the younger kids.
05:24And I've talked about, like, I've got, I got jumped in front of my house and everything
05:29like that.
05:30And yeah, there were, there was a couple of years where seeing them older dudes was kind
05:35of scary because like they, they would beat you up for no reason.
05:39And, and, and that persisted until, you know, they, they got older.
05:43I was bigger and that stopped.
05:45But yeah, I would say probably from maybe like 12, maybe like 11-ish to like 13, 14-ish,
05:53those kids would run up on you and, and beat you up just for fun.
05:56Did you ever go back as a bigger, bigger Davi?
05:58Like to get your.
05:58No, they were out of there by, by that time.
06:01They was in jail.
06:04And I felt so much safer.
06:07I don't know if they were really in jail, but they weren't in the neighborhood anymore.
06:14All right.
06:15That's three questions from us.
06:16He did not use a pass yet.
06:18So that means that you have to get him to do it.
06:20Davi, Wild 94.1 staff awards.
06:23Who is the nicest?
06:25Who is the most hardworking?
06:26Who's the most organized?
06:28Who's the sluttiest?
06:29Oh, wow.
06:30And who's the most likely to have 10 kids?
06:32Oh, damn.
06:33Oh, wow.
06:33And most likely to go to prison.
06:35They got a whole bunch of categories on here.
06:36We're out of people.
06:37All right.
06:37Yeah.
06:37All right.
06:38So nicest.
06:40Nicest.
06:40Out of the, out of the wild staff.
06:42Meredith is very nice.
06:44Meredith will greet you.
06:45She will come check on you.
06:46She is very nice.
06:48Very early in the morning.
06:50Very bubbly.
06:51Okay.
06:51So nicest is Meredith.
06:53Most hardworking on the wild staff.
06:55I'm going to give it to Babs.
06:56Babs.
06:56Seeing her come in early every single morning to do the other stuff she has going on.
07:02She kills it on socials.
07:03I'm going to go Babs.
07:04All right.
07:04So most organized on the wild staff.
07:07Brewster.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Brewster.
07:09And her endless emails are very organized.
07:11You're about to get one right now.
07:12Yeah, you are.
07:13Thanks, Davi.
07:14But don't be calling me out.
07:15Our music director for sure.
07:16All right.
07:17What's the sluttiest on the wild staff?
07:20Buckwheat.
07:26Buckwheat is the sluttiest?
07:27Buckwheat is the sluttiest.
07:28Oh, I agree.
07:29Slutwheat.
07:32On the wild staff, most likely to have 10 kids.
07:35Buckwheat.
07:35Yay.
07:39Buckwheat's the all-star here.
07:40All right.
07:41And most likely to go to prison.
07:43Probably me.
07:45Probably.
07:46That inside of training comes back on.
07:48You know what?
07:49Oh, man.
07:49All right.
07:50Wow.
07:50All right.
07:50So that's one question.
07:52Yeah.
07:52All right.
07:53Davi, we're going to keep it in the strip club.
07:55Have you ever hooked up with a stripper?
07:57What happened?
07:59Yes.
08:01What happened?
08:02I mean.
08:04We hooked up.
08:05Which time?
08:06In the club?
08:06Oh, wait.
08:07Oh, so.
08:07Not in the club.
08:08There were multiple strippers that you hooked up with?
08:10Yeah.
08:10They want to hear one of your stories.
08:12That's the.
08:12I want to know how many.
08:13Because, I mean.
08:14I do, too.
08:23Okay.
08:24So a time that comes to mind was I hooked up with this stripper one time.
08:29Her friend initiated the whole thing.
08:32It was one of those, like, my friend thinks you're cute.
08:34Like, real playful.
08:35And it went on the whole night.
08:38And they were actually roommates.
08:40And so I went back to their house.
08:42Nothing.
08:42It wasn't, like, a three type.
08:44It was just me and the girl that she was trying to, you know, hook me up with.
08:47Did you try to do that?
08:48It was the same day that she told you that she thought she was cute?
08:51Very easy.
08:51A couple hours later.
08:52She thinks you're cute.
08:53I got an open night.
08:55Like, you was a whore.
08:56Yeah, yeah.
08:56I think the sluttiest award needs to go.
08:58You were retired.
09:00Nasty.
09:00Yeah.
09:01It was readily available.
09:04Did you try to do the three?
09:05Did you?
09:06I didn't.
09:07You know what?
09:07I really didn't.
09:08All right.
09:08Wow.
09:09Okay.
09:09Are we done?
09:10No.
09:10Yeah.
09:11I think you got one.
09:11You got one.
09:12Not yet.
09:15If your girl gave you a free pass for one night, would you use it with an ex?
09:23No.
09:23Or somebody from the past?
09:24Or would you use it for someone new?
09:29Huh.
09:31And I would probably go new.
09:37There you go.
09:37You go new.
09:38I go new.
09:39Yeah.
09:39Yeah.
09:41Well, you always got to go new.
09:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:43No, you don't always got to go new.
09:44You don't want to go backwards.
09:45Yeah, but new does make it an easier trip home.
09:48Fresh meat.
09:48You guys are smiling so big right now, it's creeping me out.
09:51As soon as you say new to a man, you're like, ew.
09:54Yeah, I got you.
09:55All right, so you get one boomerang.
09:57And rapid fire wild awards.
10:00Run that same list.
10:02And I didn't think about it very much, and I would like y'all to do it the same way.
10:05All right, the wild staff awards.
10:08We'll do this in sequence here.
10:11Who's the nicest on the wild staff?
10:14Buck, go.
10:16Nicest.
10:16Probably Meredith.
10:17Yeah.
10:18I would say Brewster.
10:21Okay.
10:21No, true.
10:21Can I give myself an award?
10:23Sure.
10:23Yeah.
10:23Okay, me.
10:24All right.
10:27Most hard working.
10:29Orlando.
10:31I go first.
10:33No, that was you.
10:34Oh, me?
10:35Yeah.
10:35Oh, right there.
10:36There.
10:37Well, hell.
10:38I'll take that.
10:39Most hard working on the wild staff, I'd probably say.
10:43It's hard because you're the boss.
10:48Yeah, it's kind of hard.
10:49He's the boss.
10:50You know what?
10:50I'll say Rich because Rich does a lot.
10:52He does a lot.
10:53That's sweet.
10:54He does the promo stuff.
10:55He does the fill-in stuff.
10:56Yes.
10:56Like, he has a bunch of different jobs.
10:58Like, he got, like, half of, like, nine jobs.
11:00Okay.
11:00So, I would say him.
11:01Okay.
11:02I'll say you, O.
11:03Me?
11:03I'll say you.
11:03You got a lot on your plate.
11:04Yeah.
11:05There was an email you sent out Friday that made me think, yeah, he got some work going
11:10on.
11:10Oh, yeah.
11:11We got to send those every now and then.
11:13It was to Meredith, by the way.
11:15Oh, we knew.
11:16It was me.
11:16Yeah.
11:17It was me and Babs.
11:18Yeah.
11:18Meredith got in trouble.
11:20All right.
11:20Let's see here.
11:21Most organized.
11:23Most organized is?
11:24Brewster.
11:26Yeah.
11:27I would kind of say that.
11:28Mm-hmm.
11:29Yeah.
11:29You know what?
11:30I'm going to vote for myself most organized.
11:33Really?
11:33Good boy.
11:34Only because.
11:35They totally disagree.
11:36We work here and we ain't got a lot of thought of here.
11:38Wait, wait, wait.
11:38Only because.
11:38We had a consensus so far.
11:41All the videos we do, all the filming, which is daily, I got it all in order.
11:46I know where it is and it's labeled good.
11:48I think that's a pretty good job by myself.
11:50I think that's your job.
11:52And I'm doing good.
11:53Yeah.
11:53You're doing good.
11:54All right.
11:55Sluttiest.
11:55Mm-hmm.
11:57That's it.
11:57Sluttiest.
11:58There's so many to choose from.
11:59Is there?
12:01Okay.
12:02Sluttiest award for the wild staff.
12:05And this, I mean, slutty, is slutty not bad?
12:08Because I mean, because I don't want it to sound bad.
12:11No.
12:11Like, you could be slutty.
12:12You've got numbers.
12:12And still be good.
12:13Numbers?
12:14It's all good.
12:14Yeah.
12:14You got a body count.
12:15Oh.
12:16That's what that means.
12:17But it's okay.
12:17All right.
12:18I'm picking baths.
12:19Babs.
12:20I'm picking baths.
12:21I mean, but I'm more so talking about the style of dress.
12:24Like, she's always in a catsuit.
12:25Yeah.
12:26Or something that's, like, tight-fitting.
12:28Yep.
12:28You know what I'm saying?
12:28Like, and I tell her, I'm like, girl, put some clothes on.
12:32And she's like, shut up.
12:33Put the hand down.
12:33You'll see what I'm doing.
12:35You know, so I would say, I would say Babs definitely holds down the slutty.
12:39I think Buckwheat is definitely a good one to pick.
12:41For sure.
12:42Buckwheat's going to be mad at y'all.
12:44No, he's not.
12:45Y'all got my name out here in these streets sounding kind of slaty.
12:47He'll be fine.
12:47He's chill.
12:48Listen, for my pick, don't get mad.
12:51Do not get mad, Meredith.
12:53Whoa.
12:54Meredith.
12:54Whoa.
12:55Only because you've been dressing a little frisky lately.
12:59Oh, my God.
13:00You've been using extra filters on the gram.
13:03I think something's going on.
13:05It has been a little bit hootish.
13:06Wait, I look cute.
13:08You look great.
13:09But you're definitely playing from a different side of the fence.
13:13Let me get this straight.
13:14I'm a slut because.
13:15No, no, no.
13:16You're not a slut.
13:17You're the sluttiest award winner is what he's saying.
13:20You won.
13:21I feel like a winner right now, gentlemen.
13:23Thank you very much.
13:24And that's the thing.
13:26That's what's different about you.
13:27You take it as a compliment.
13:28No, I'm trying to.
13:29I'm doing my best to try to take it as a compliment.
13:31You're going to go home with the music loud.
13:33My goodness.
13:34You're going to call me slutty.
13:35You're sweet and slutty.
13:36Let's see.
13:37Most likely to have 10 kids.
13:39Oh, wow.
13:41I'm just going to say Babs just because her man.
13:43She's talked about it on air already.
13:45She 5 in.
13:49Might be easy to get to 10 when you're starting with 5.
13:51Right, so if she adds to it, maybe that'll happen.
13:53Man, you got to be a really good man to get a woman when you got 5 kids.
13:57For real.
13:57For real.
13:58Like, I mean, that's more than the Brady Bunch.
14:01Damn.
14:01All right, who?
14:02Yeah.
14:03Probably Babs because she doesn't have any kids yet.
14:06And once she gets that first one, I think she's going to rapid fire.
14:09Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
14:10I think Stiffy.
14:12Really?
14:12Because Stiffy is a family man.
14:14Yeah.
14:15And they could crank out.
14:16They hit a spurt of a couple of twins.
14:18They'll be there.
14:19Because I think, what, they got three right now?
14:20They got two?
14:21Yeah, they got two.
14:22Yeah, they can get some more.
14:23Yeah.
14:25Stiffy, plus they young still.
14:26All right, let's see.
14:27Most likely to go to prison on the wild staff.
14:32Oh, man.
14:33I'm picking Dobby.
14:34What?
14:34I mean, that's an easy thing.
14:36Yeah, we're all picking Dobby.
14:38Come on.
14:40And he probably would be the person everybody's like, hey!
14:44No, it's not here.
14:46All right, anybody else got a different vote than Dobby?
14:49No.
14:49All right, there you go.
14:50Dobby's done.
14:53You have completed Plead the Fifth.
14:55Plead the Fifth.