Plead The Fifth 7-15-19 Davy
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00:00The guy taking the stand has a very funny way of walking.
00:04Goes up and down, up and down.
00:07He's Rudy from Fat Out.
00:09Domby is ready for his questions.
00:12He'll get three in the room.
00:14He'll get three from online or on the phone.
00:19I don't really get nervous until that music plays.
00:21Once the music plays, it gets real.
00:23Man, I gotta tell you, I watched a lot of SVUs.
00:25You did?
00:26Me and man Benson had some times today.
00:29He's still never seen that.
00:31You've never watched SVU?
00:33No, I've never seen it.
00:34You've never been hungover on a Sunday and watched the marathon?
00:38Oh, they played in marathons like that.
00:40I swear it's like law school.
00:42You're missing out.
00:43So here's the deal.
00:44You get one pass, as they know.
00:46If it gets too hot in the kitchen, you can step out.
00:49But you gotta answer the other one, so use it carefully.
00:53You also got your boomerang.
00:55You can bring it back to the audience.
00:56So Meredith, you up first.
00:57All right.
00:58So Davi, last year you said you wanted to propose to Joanna before the end of the year.
01:05Wow.
01:06I'll get the button ready.
01:07I don't know if I said I wanted to.
01:09Did I say I wanted to?
01:10You said you were.
01:10I think you said you needed to.
01:11No, I think you said that you expect to.
01:13Yeah.
01:14Because you know that the time is drawing near.
01:16Yeah.
01:16It wasn't something you was eager about.
01:19Right.
01:19Okay.
01:21Well, last year came and went.
01:23Right.
01:25And nothing happened.
01:26It seems like your opinion on marriage has changed a lot within the past year or two.
01:33Hit it with the question, Meredith.
01:35So what is your opinion on marriage now?
01:37And do you really see yourself ever getting married?
01:40And if you are, when do you think you're going to propose?
01:42Oh, it's a three-parter.
01:43Damn.
01:43She gave you the SAT, John.
01:45Right?
01:46My opinion on marriage is that most married people I talk to say don't do it.
01:54And the vast majority.
01:56Most of them say things change and not necessarily for the better.
02:00My opinion on marriage is marriage is me betting half my stuff that this is going to work.
02:06Man, I like when you talk.
02:07But could I see myself doing it?
02:11With all that said, yes, I still could because...
02:14Yes, it sounds so romantic.
02:16I know.
02:17You just wooed us.
02:19I know.
02:21If I got married, it would be solely because I understand how important that is to my girl.
02:28And not just my girl, like women in general.
02:29Like guys don't grow up thinking about their wedding day.
02:33But I know that women do.
02:35So I know that's a very important thing.
02:38But I don't see it happening like this year or anytime soon, to be honest with you.
02:43Because like I have more important things that I would like for like my girl and I to go through in a relationship.
02:49Like buying a house together and things like that.
02:52All right.
02:53There you go.
02:53That's your answer, Meredith.
02:54That's fine.
02:55So now you can put it back in your pocket for three months later.
02:57Yeah.
02:58I wanted to know because it seems like it did change.
03:00How long have you guys been together now?
03:01It's been like six and a half years.
03:03Okay.
03:04Wow.
03:04Wow, man.
03:06Why you got to throw him under the bus like that?
03:08I hope she wasn't listening this morning.
03:10And side note, I'm feeling that pressure.
03:12I definitely am.
03:13It's coming from multiple angles.
03:16All right.
03:16You're next.
03:17Davi, Davi, Davi.
03:19So you weren't born here in America.
03:21You were born in Costa Rica.
03:23And you came here when you were four years old?
03:25Yeah.
03:25I would like to know, what do you think is like a positive and a negative attribute that you have from being a like English second language kid and not being from America?
03:39A positive and a negative?
03:41Yeah.
03:42Yeah.
03:42Because there's probably both.
03:44Yeah.
03:45A positive would be being bilingual is incredible.
03:49It's one of the best things that it just makes you more cultured.
03:54I love being able to go to Spanish speaking countries.
03:58Yeah.
03:58And feel, you know, somewhat at home and not be as reluctant as, you know, people that don't speak the language.
04:04I love that being in touch with people from all kinds of different countries, not just Costa Rica, but, you know, anybody in Latin America.
04:11I would say a negative would probably, there's honestly still words and phrases that pop into my head that I have to translate to English.
04:22Like every now and then it hits me that, you know, English wasn't necessarily my first language.
04:27And I feel like I probably missed some, like, I don't know.
04:32I was still struggling with it in elementary school.
04:34And I think there's some things that maybe I missed, like in early, early education, just because there was like a little bit of a language barrier there.
04:45You still see it with Davi every time you use like certain words that he may not have like registered yet.
04:51Like if you throw out preponderance or something, the first time he heard that, he's like, hmm.
04:56Yeah, right, right.
04:57You like, like you wrote a note, like I'm going through.
04:59I love words.
05:00You know, I really, I really do.
05:02And I try to learn as many and in English and in Spanish as possible.
05:06Cool.
05:06It's a much different Supreme Court confirmation when Davi sits down.
05:10He's like, I like words.
05:12Words are good.
05:13My friends drink words.
05:15All right, Davi.
05:16Okay.
05:17You are now the mayor of relationship land.
05:21Oh.
05:22Okay.
05:22Okay.
05:23And you get to set the rules for men's and women's.
05:27Okay.
05:28Okay.
05:29Now, Mr. Mayor, what are three things that you would denote as a woman's job and a man's job?
05:40Wow.
05:41Um, okay.
05:42A man's job, a man should be the protector.
05:46I think, um, a man should, I feel should bear the majority of financial responsibility.
05:56That's just how I was, I was, I was raised.
05:59And that's, that's part of, you know, being, being a man to me.
06:01Hello movers.
06:02I'm moving from relationship land.
06:05And I think, I think in the grand scheme of things, I think a man should sacrifice as much, to a reasonable extent, to make his partner happy.
06:17I think part of becoming a man is kind of making yourself secondary in a lot of things.
06:23So, in relationship land, man's job is to protect, to pay all, damn near, and to sacrifice for the other one.
06:35Sacrifice your own happiness for the greater good.
06:39All right.
06:39All right.
06:40Sure sounds awesome to be a guy.
06:43What's a woman's job?
06:45Um, I think, uh, a woman should be the, the nurturer one, like a lot more, um, in touch with her emotions.
06:53You know, like if you guys have a kid and the kid is crying or, or had a really bad day, I think mom should be there.
07:00She more, more nurturing.
07:01Okay.
07:01Um, I think a woman should, uh, take care of the household chores, like responsibilities, not a hundred percent, but I think she should, you know, bear a lot of that responsibility.
07:12Yeah.
07:13Um, and, uh, I also think a woman shouldn't deny her man sex.
07:23I'm not saying ever, but, uh, most of the time.
07:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:27We know what you're saying.
07:28Right, right.
07:29Just to recap.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Davi says, a woman's job is to cook, clean, take care of the baby, and love up on your husband.
07:40That's y'all job.
07:41Wow.
07:42You're welcome.
07:42I feel great.
07:43Can I get an amen?
07:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
07:48Okay.
07:48I'll give you an A, not an amen.
07:52You still got one pass and we go into the audience next.
07:59Davi is under the, uh, spotlight.
08:01It is taking you back to the fifties.
08:03A lot of texts are coming in right now.
08:06Damn Davi.
08:07People are pretty hot with Davi.
08:08Like, so we're going back to the fifties now, right?
08:10Some people have asked, where is this land is?
08:13I'm trying to move.
08:14So, you know, you got some 50, 50, maybe 80, 20, maybe 80, 20.
08:20All right.
08:20Then there's one person that don't like Mark's question.
08:22No.
08:23Mark's mad.
08:24I'm good with it.
08:25Big bad.
08:27All right.
08:27You still got your pass and you still got your boomerang.
08:30Okay.
08:30And you have three questions that are coming from the audience here.
08:34Let's see.
08:35Uh, I got one here or do you want?
08:37I got one.
08:38Okay.
08:38What you want?
08:39Davi, if you had to open up to one of the freaks about something serious, who's going to
08:44give you the best advice?
08:45Who would you immediately go to and turn to?
08:47You know what?
08:48Honestly, that would be very dependent on what the issue is.
08:52Like to be, to be real with you.
08:54Um, O gives really good life advice.
08:56He honestly does.
08:58Um, Meredith, you, you would give like good relationship advice.
09:02Mark gives good advice too.
09:04Mark is going to hit somebody today.
09:10I give life.
09:11He, she gives a relationship.
09:13He just gives good advice.
09:15Well, me and Mark have like, me and Mark have like deep conversations.
09:18So, um, if it was something like stemming from that, like work, work and career type
09:22stuff.
09:23Um, he's deep.
09:24Yeah, I am.
09:26So, I mean, honestly, I, I, I hate to even feel like it's a little bit of a cop out, but
09:31it would be very much dependent on what issue I had at hand.
09:35Uh-huh.
09:36Okay.
09:36Is that cool?
09:37Uh-huh.
09:38Okay.
09:39Yeah.
09:39All right.
09:39Uh, let's see here.
09:40Uh, we got, uh, is this on the phone?
09:44Yeah.
09:44We have Haley on the line.
09:46Haley, you got a question for Davi.
09:48Go ahead.
09:49Yeah.
09:49So, Davi, you're always talking about what your girlfriend does wrong around the house
09:54and everything.
09:55Um, my question is, what would she say you do wrong around the house or in the relationship?
10:03Ooh.
10:04First of all, Ms. Haley.
10:05Drop it down!
10:06I, do I always talk about what my girl does wrong?
10:11That?
10:12Yes, pretty much.
10:13Really?
10:13That happens every couple weeks, yeah.
10:14Every couple weeks.
10:15I talk about it, too.
10:16It's part of what we do.
10:16You just get lucky because she listens to Matt Maxwell.
10:19Yeah.
10:19Um, she would say that I, um, I, I can be messy sometimes, like, with clothes and not
10:31necessarily always picking up after myself.
10:33When you saw them drawers you had?
10:34Yeah.
10:35Three pair a day.
10:37Sometimes I'm reluctant to, like, um, reach out for assistance if I, if I need, um, something.
10:46Like the, like right now I'm renting.
10:48And if something is, uh, messed up at the house, sometimes I don't want to get the landlord
10:53involved or things like that.
10:55And I know that, that, uh, kind of bothers her.
10:57Um, okay.
10:59And I don't cook.
11:00You sound pretty perfect.
11:01No, no, no.
11:02Not, not even at all.
11:02I don't, I don't cook.
11:04Um, I'm sure she would, she would like that.
11:06I'd pay for groceries.
11:08That's good.
11:09Back to, back to, back to earlier question.
11:11Back to the man's job.
11:12Yeah.
11:12My job to play, your job to cook it.
11:14I think my girl would like a little bit more help on day-to-day things around the house.
11:19Okay, so you're not cleaning and helping out as much as you should.
11:21It's as much as I should.
11:22That's a woman's job.
11:23Whoa, whoa.
11:24Listen, we in Davi Land right now.
11:26In Davi Land, ain't no cooking and cleaning happening with the penis.
11:31Mm-hmm.
11:32Mm-hmm.
11:33Mm-hmm.
11:33Mm-hmm.
11:33Okay.
11:34Okay.
11:35All right.
11:35You still got a pass, so you got one more question to ask.
11:38Uh, um, okay.
11:40Mark and I have decided.
11:41This is the one we're going with.
11:43Who is the hottest female you've ever had to turn down because you are in a relationship?
11:48And we want a name and location of where she was at.
11:50Oh, my damn.
11:52Um, you know her name.
11:54Nah, I mean, I'm thinking about it.
11:56Wait, let me pull up my IG.
11:58When you get his name, drop this jewel.
12:01Um, the hottest chick.
12:03The hottest chick.
12:05Hottest chick in the game trying to bang.
12:07Yeah.
12:08That you had to say no, thank you.
12:10No, ma'am.
12:10You had to say no.
12:11I don't want her.
12:12Next.
12:13Yes.
12:14I got it.
12:14You want her name?
12:15Yeah.
12:16But nobody's going to know her name.
12:17That's all right.
12:17I'm going to type it in.
12:18I want it.
12:19I don't want to give her name.
12:21Nah, man.
12:22I mean, you know, the first name is not a good deal.
12:23There was this.
12:24Oh, man.
12:25What was it?
12:25There was this one.
12:27We're on one IG.
12:28We're going to scope her out.
12:30Oh, I plead the fifth.
12:32I have to, bro.
12:34I have to.
12:34I plead the fifth.
12:37I plead the fifth.
12:38Five.
12:39One, two, three, four, fifth.
12:41Yeah, yeah.
12:42Because the one that I have in mind is, like, pretty well-known, like, on the online social
12:49media thing.
12:50She does the most to be well-known.
12:53I'm sure she does.
12:54And for guys to see her.
12:55And she threw it at you?
12:55Oh, she threw it at me, bro.
12:57She threw it at me.
12:58Why did you turn it down?
12:59Because I had, and this was when I had just got with my girl.
13:02I had a good thing that I was starting up.
13:04We were talking for a while, my girl and I, and, like, we had just, like, confirmed the
13:08relationship.
13:09And I just, I was single for a really long time.
13:13And I told myself, when I get in a relationship, like, I'm not going to mess it up.
13:17And I'm going to be, like, 100 with my girl.
13:19And that was, like, that was my, that was really my first big test.
13:23Because she was bad.
13:24And she's still bad.
13:25So, quietly, when you look at her, you're like, damn.
13:30Can I ask a question?
13:31I could have ran through those sandy walls.
13:33And I bet you follow her, too.
13:35Oh.
13:36I guarantee you follow her.
13:37I bet you follow her.
13:37My question is, do you still follow her on IG?
13:39Yeah, I follow her.
13:40There you go, man.
13:40Okay, all right.
13:42I'm going to drop you if you're pregnant.
13:43Yeah, I ain't going to lie.
13:45It's this chick.
13:46You know her?
13:47Let me see.
13:48I want to see.
13:49I do know her.
13:49Yeah.
13:50Everybody knows her.
13:51You know what?
13:51She was running for something of Maxim.
13:54She was running for something of Maxim, and I paid.
13:56I bought her votes.
13:58You bought a vote?
13:59I bought votes.
14:00And she deserves to vote.
14:00She was running for, like, hot yet or something.
14:02And I was like, here go my little credit card.
14:05I will vote for you.
14:07She got a body for real.
14:08Oh, boy.
14:09Yeah.
14:09But, you know, and you know what?
14:11I regret nothing to be 100% with you.
14:13I thought you were going to say something else.
14:14I know.
14:14I regret nothing.
14:15I thought that was about to go differently.
14:16No, no, no, no, no.
14:17When you said I regret, I was about to say, oh, Lord, we about to get deep.
14:20Nah, because that was a test.
14:21You pled the fifth, man.
14:22There you go.
14:22Yeah.
14:23That's awesome.
14:24All right.
14:24Well, we're done.
14:27I don't know.
14:28We ain't got nothing else.
14:29We good.
14:30We straight.
14:30We good.
14:30We straight.
14:31We straight.
14:32We good.
14:32All right.
14:33Orlando and the Freak Show.
14:35Dami is officially pled the fifth.
14:37And yes, we got past it with no boomerang.
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