Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Russian fighting competition called 'CarJitsu'. It involves two people fighting in a convertible, using seatbelts mostly as weapons, trying to knock each other out.
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00:00I don't know if you guys have seen or heard this yet,
00:13but there's a crazy Russian sport called karjitsu.
00:18No.
00:20All of them just like crashing cars into each other.
00:21And then they have to wrestle and choke someone out.
00:24Karjitsu has competitors starting on either side of the front seats of the car.
00:32And they're given two rounds to impress the judges and overcome their opponent.
00:36Competitors are allowed to use anything inside the vehicle.
00:40Seatbelts, mirrors, steering wheels, anything they can use as a weapon to gain an advantage.
00:47Oh, so they are trying to knock the other person out.
00:49Yes.
00:50Okay.
00:50There's a little bit of one of the helmets.
00:54Convertible.
00:55Most of them are.
00:57Okay.
00:57There's some that are closed up, but most of them just so I think for the cameras to get
01:01better view of the action.
01:02Is this because most people in Russia know that if you get in a car with someone, it could
01:06be them.
01:07They're fighting to the death.
01:08Yeah.
01:08Like they're there to kill you.
01:10I guess people try to steal cars all the time over there.
01:12Oh yeah.
01:13That too.
01:13They're like, this is our program to help them defend themselves.
01:17They say karjitsu has produced one of his most savage moments yet about ended by a brutal
01:22seatbelt submission.
01:23Highlights of the bout show two fighters going at it in an open top car with the brawl taking
01:28a decisive turn when one managed to wrap a seatbelt around the neck of his opponent.
01:32He then proceeded to choke him for over 20 seconds as commentators yelled in excitement.
01:39Oh yeah.
01:41Eventually, the move proved too much with the victim, so to speak, submitting.
01:45The winner wasn't quite so ruthless once the victory was sealed, giving his rival a friendly
01:49pat on the head before jumping out of the car.
01:51It's just a sport.
01:54It's better than being out there with the wolves.
01:56True.
01:57Yes.
01:57We can't do that show.
01:59There's some more footage.
02:00Today on Run From Wolves.
02:02They didn't make it.
02:03They didn't make it.
02:04They never make it.
02:05Yeah.
02:06It's week 46.
02:08They didn't make it.
02:09Been doing it 10 years.
02:11They never make it.
02:12Nobody's made it.
02:13That will do it from one with Run From Wolves.
02:17Play Statiang for Fightbear.
02:19Here you go.
02:19Yeah.
02:20That exact one.
02:21Well, this is that one.
02:22This is that one.
02:22Oh yeah.
02:22He got the seatbelt around.
02:24So I wonder if you're in the passenger side, you have an advantage because you don't have
02:27the steering wheel on the way.
02:29Maybe.
02:29Well, not this one though.
02:35He's choking him to death.
02:36Uh-huh.
02:37He's choking him to death.
02:38Yeah.
02:38He's dead right now.
02:39He's choking him to death.
02:43He's as good as dead.
02:48Very disappointing ending because he is still alive.
02:51It's like he didn't even know that he was fighting.
02:55Oh man.
02:56You got to move quick.
02:59You do.
02:59You can't let anyone get that seatbelt around your neck.
03:02You're dead.
03:03That's how fast you're dead in Russia right there.
03:05Oh, you're struggling to sleep well down too.
03:07Oh yeah.
03:08So you pretend.
03:10Oh, if you don't get that seatbelt out fast enough, you're dead.
03:13This guy's trapped, right?
03:17He can't move only a certain amount because he's still got his seatbelt on.
03:20Yeah.
03:21And they all go for the seatbelt choke.
03:24Yeah.
03:24Of course, that's your weapon.
03:26Another guy.
03:27So they're obviously not allowed to punch.
03:34It's just a jujitsu match.
03:37Yeah, the weapons that are available to you in the car.
03:39Yeah.
03:42I feel like a big turnaround is going to happen here.
03:44He's strangling this guy with the belt again.
03:46No, this big guy is going play.
03:48Oh, you're done.
03:49He's purple.
03:50The man is purple.
03:51He's not breathing.
03:52The man is not breathing.
03:53This man is dying.
03:57This man is dying in front of us.
03:58Oh, this guy is.
04:00Stop the root tubes.
04:01Stop the root tubes.
04:01Just okay.
04:02He's got his legs around you now.
04:03All right.
04:04It's lights out time.
04:05Oh no, he's not dead yet.
04:07What?
04:07I don't want to fight this Russian guy.
04:13Kill him.
04:14He's too tough.
04:16I guess, too, the other big thing taking off in Russia is phone booth boxing.
04:21I have seen videos for that, too.
04:22Oh, yeah.
04:23It's like they just take cage fighting and put them in the smallest cage they can find.
04:26Yeah.
04:27That's craziness, too.
04:29You're in a little box together, beating the hell out of each other.
04:32I have an idea for a Dave and Chuck the Freak fight.
04:34Uh-oh.
04:34Inside a bathroom stall.
04:35I don't know where that is.
04:38I don't remember.
04:38It's Russian hip-hop.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Toilet stall brawl.
04:43There you go.
04:43Oh, my God.
04:44Dave and Chuck's toilet stall brawl.
04:45It's got a great ring to it.
04:47If you can't do it for real, we should make it a video game, like Street Fighter.
04:50I love it.
04:51Josh has seen some of this stuff, right, man?
04:55Yeah, yeah.
04:56Back in my old workplace.
04:57I don't know how we stumbled across it, but it's like six-six-footed.
05:02There's some of the ones we've seen.
05:04And it's like five seconds off.
05:06Yeah, I'm sorry, man.
05:07I don't know if it's on our end or what the hell is going on with the phone system lately,
05:10but it doesn't seem to be great quality.
05:16Did that guy say something about you?
05:17Did they caught a guy jacking off or something?
05:18I don't.
05:19I'm not sure.
05:19He might have.
05:20He might have.
05:21I don't know.
05:22Or it could have been a man named Blackloff.
05:24I don't know.
05:24Blackloff.
05:25Yes.
05:25You can tell.
05:26With the phone system, you can't tell.
05:27No, that was the new type of fighting.
05:29You have to fight while you're jerking.
05:32Wow.
05:32Are you serious?
05:33No.
05:34Okay, for God's sake.
05:35I couldn't tell.
05:36I couldn't hear him.
05:37That might be a sport I could be the champion at.
05:39I just keep thinking of different crazy sports they have over there.
05:42Just like, denied on surviving electrocution.
05:45Yeah.
05:47That's a rough one.
05:48Still no one.
05:49That's a rough one to watch.
05:49Everybody lose.
05:51He lost again.
05:52Everybody lose again.
05:53Okay, look the other way now.
05:55You don't want to be on a Russian game show, I think, or a survival show.