Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about two women who were recorded while fighting on Venice Beach. Both women had baseball bats as weapons and one of them was completely nude.
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00:00Uh-oh, another bitch is trippin'.
00:10Nude fights at the beach.
00:13I love them.
00:15A fight between two women, one of them nude.
00:20Wow.
00:22Puzzled onlookers at Venice Beach as they wildly swung spiked clubs.
00:29Whoa.
00:30That's advanced.
00:32At one another.
00:33That's insane.
00:34As Senator Robert Byrd would say, it was almost barbaric.
00:39Gosh, I heard that one.
00:41Oh my God.
00:42You're pulling that out from like 15 years ago.
00:45When really was that?
00:4810 years ago?
00:49Barbaric.
00:50Well, that's posted seven years.
00:52It was posted seven years ago, but it was a long time ago.
00:55Oh, yeah.
00:56He died 13 years ago.
00:58Bob Barrick!
00:59Bob Barrick!
01:00We played that a lot on the show.
01:01Oh my God.
01:02We died.
01:03I'm like, I barely know who he is.
01:04Listen, 17 years ago, we thought that was the funniest thing ever.
01:07Anyway, back to the story at hand.
01:09The barbaric nude fight at the beach.
01:11Yeah.
01:12Did you find?
01:13No, I didn't.
01:14Oh.
01:15I think because of the source.
01:16Dick.
01:17Like whoever turned it into them.
01:18I mean Dick Bloodhound.
01:19I didn't just call you a dick.
01:20No.
01:21We had to finish that.
01:22You dick!
01:23Yeah.
01:24Bloodhound?
01:25Oh, Dick Bloodhound.
01:26No luck so far.
01:27Okay.
01:28Anyways, the video of this is up at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com.
01:31This fight between two women, one of them nude at Venice Beach as they wildly swung spiked
01:36clubs at one another.
01:38Here's the story from NBC LA.
01:40Oh.
01:41A bizarre altercation between two women at Venice Beach had onlookers doing a double take on
01:46Monday afternoon.
01:47That's different than I thought it was going to be.
01:48Yeah!
01:49Hit us!
01:50On there!
01:51One of them completely naked, swinging what looks like a baseball bat with spikes on one
01:55end.
01:56Are they baseball bats?
01:57Mmm.
01:58Baseball bats or sticks or something.
02:00He's not looking at the baseball bats.
02:02No.
02:03That's totally it.
02:04She has this guy looking at the video and they're like, do they have baseball bats?
02:08He's like, I don't know.
02:09Are they holding something?
02:10I don't know.
02:11He's like, metal, steel, metal, bat, bat, steel, steel, spiky spikes.
02:16Huh?
02:17Naked!
02:18A baseball bat with spikes on one end.
02:20Are they baseball bats?
02:21Mmm.
02:22Baseball bats or sticks or something.
02:24The watch is a few times.
02:25Watch as the woman wearing jeans and a tank top pulls out her own bat from behind the trash
02:30can before the two get into what you might call the strangest fencing match you've ever
02:35seen.
02:36Oh my god.
02:37Bill Bork works nearby and shared this cell phone video of the fight exclusively with
02:42NBC4.
02:43Like they were fighting and then people were gathering around watching and stuff and I
02:48don't know.
02:49It was entertaining.
02:50That's all I can say really.
02:51At one point, the woman in jeans throws down her bat, giving the naked woman the chance
02:56to scoop it up before swinging both bats in the air and strutting down the board.
03:01Wow.
03:02She's got a great strut.
03:03It looks like she's kind of weird.
03:04Have you seen either one of those women before?
03:06Uh, yeah.
03:07For sure.
03:08Um, not the naked one but the other one just hangs out over there and drinks and stuff.
03:13The other one.
03:14The other one just hangs out.
03:15The other one just hangs out.
03:16The other one meaning the chubby one.
03:17Yeah, not good looking naked one he's never seen before.
03:20No.
03:21Don local Joe Ayala says he's seen her naked before on a bicycle riding along the beach.
03:26Oh, that's a thing.
03:27I don't know her, but I mean I've talked to her and stuff.
03:29You have to remember that a lot of the people that are homeless out here, 85% of them have
03:33a mental issue or some kind of trauma has pushed them to where their limits are like.
03:39Joe, don't bring us down, man.
03:40Get exceeded.
03:41Somebody should have helped.
03:42Somebody should have stepped in.
03:43This is just a homeless battle.
03:44But a lot of people are probably freaked out by a naked woman fighting.
03:47LAPD says no one filed a report.
03:50I would love to get the raw video and add Duel of the Fates, the official Star Wars song
04:00to that.
04:06Not a witness and neither one of the women.
04:09We actually called LAPD and apparently they didn't get any calls.
04:13Surprise you?
04:14No, not at all.
04:15Why not?
04:16This is Venice.
04:17A lot of people, I mean, snitches get stitches.
04:20So you see it down here all the time.
04:23But look at that.
04:24Just thank God.
04:25Nobody got hurt.
04:26You know, I like her sassy nude walk.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Like, I don't know what led her to become homeless.
04:32But before that, she was a run.
04:34She was a runway model.
04:35Probably drugs.
04:36Yeah.
04:37There's some drugs involved there.
04:38Yeah.
04:39But one like her bat definitely has spikes on the end of it for sure.
04:41Is it like a Lucille type of thing?
04:43Like the walking dead guy where it's like barbed wire wrapped around the end?
04:48There was definitely something spiky on the end.
04:50That's her weapon of choice.
04:51Yep.
04:52What would you do if you saw two women fighting at the beach, one of them nude, swinging bats
04:57at each other?
04:58Would you do anything?
04:59I think my jaw would just drop.
05:00I'd just watch.
05:01Yeah.
05:02My jaw would just drop.
05:03You'd get involved in that.
05:04You'd get hurt.
05:05You'd get hurt.
05:06You'd get hurt.
05:07You'd get hurt.
05:08You'd get hurt.
05:09You'd get hurt.
05:10Someone is about to be killed by a spiked instrument.
05:14You can't step in the middle of that.
05:16Ladies, ladies.
05:17No.
05:18No, no, no.
05:19If you're in a spiked baseball bat fight, you can never throw your weapon down because
05:28you have to stay armed.
05:30Right.
05:31The big girl made a mistake.
05:32The big girl made a big mistake.
05:33Yeah.
05:34She dropped her weapon.
05:35She has some awfully hairy pits.
05:36I don't know if you can make it out.
05:37No, Jason.
05:38No.
05:39Damn it.
05:40Why did you point that out?
05:41If she's homeless, I would assume.
05:42Yeah, it's tough.
05:43There's not a lot of grooming going on.
05:44If the blur blocks it, I can find a...
05:46Can we start razors for hot homeless chicks?
05:48Can we start...
05:49I don't know how many of them there are.
05:51I could find a couple.
05:53Got your razors for hot homeless.
05:55Well, that brings it down.
05:57That very hairy scene.
05:59Dick done gone from it.
06:00Yeah.
06:01Yeah.
06:02I mean, she's got a very great body.
06:07It was not a fair fight.
06:08It didn't appear to be a fair fight, but she kind of is like a Sith.
06:12She walks confidently.
06:14She's wielding two weapons like she's done it before.
06:18Exactly.
06:19Like Darth Maul.
06:20Yeah.
06:21I think I could...
06:22I probably could fix her.
06:23Oh, sure, Chuck.
06:24That's a great idea.
06:26She's definitely got a supermodel walk.
06:28She has a strut.
06:29She's got a supermodel walk.
06:31Like when...
06:32Let's find out who she is.
06:33Like when you see...
06:34When the big girl throws her weapon at her and then she goes to pick it up, she's like
06:39sashay.
06:40But let's keep it in our minds like she's gorgeous.
06:42Yeah, she's super hot.
06:43Yeah.
06:44Having fun at the beach.
06:45Go to your email.
06:46You can see your hairy pits if you want.
06:47Oh, Jason, you bastard.
06:48Oh, yeah, do it.
06:49Do it.
06:50You're TMZ, right?
06:51And it's New York Post.
06:52You doing us dirty dick?
06:54Bloodhound.
06:55Dick Bloodhound.
06:56Oh.
06:57Yeah.
06:58You're right.
06:59I bet everything is quite...
07:00Yeah.
07:01That's what I just saw.
07:02Oh, man.
07:03Look at that guy was way too close.
07:05You get a real good look at their weapons here.
07:07Look at that.
07:08She looks like she's in Mad Max.
07:10Look at...
07:11You're right.
07:12These are barbaric.
07:13Yeah.
07:14These are homeless weapons.
07:16Sorry to do it, but I have to bring the truth, you know?
07:18Yeah, you gotta report the truth, Jason.
07:20Yep.
07:21We're not getting a real good look at her face.
07:25She's not bad, you guys.
07:26I don't think so either.
07:27She's not bad at all.
07:28She's very light on her feet.
07:30The big one isn't.
07:31Well, she's super top-heavy.
07:33Listen, Abby.
07:35Oh, damn, girl.
07:37This is crazy.
07:38It was actually the big one that has all the weapons,
07:41and now she went to get her backup weapon because she has two.
07:44She has two.
07:45The big one doesn't drop her smoke the whole time.
07:47Of course not.
07:48Of course not.
07:49That's how she fights.
07:50That's how she learned to fight.
07:51Now the big one better move because she gave both of her weapons away,
07:54unless the big one has more weapons stashed.
07:59Anonymous is with us.
08:01Oh.
08:02What?
08:03You were once homeless on Venice Beach as well.
08:06Well.
08:07Oh, yeah.
08:08I'm clean and sober now.
08:09I've been sober for about seven years, but I did spend the summer in Venice Beach.
08:12Wow.
08:13At Santa Monica area.
08:14While homeless?
08:15While homeless.
08:16While homeless, yes.
08:17Did you find yourself, like, using any kind of strange clubbed weapon?
08:23Weapon.
08:24Not a club, but my first night down there I was hanging out with this gentleman,
08:28and he had a chain attached to his waist, like a thick chain,
08:31and he said it was his weapon of choice.
08:33It was legal to carry around with him.
08:35Fast forward to the nighttime, when all the shops close up,
08:39all the homeless moved to the beach, and it's just like a meth circus down there.
08:43It's insane.
08:44Oh, wow.
08:45Oh.
08:46Two tickets, please.
08:51Yeah.
08:52So, anyways, I'm walking with this guy, and we run into this guy.
08:57He's like a straight cholo, like, out of training day.
09:01Socks up to his knees, you know, tattoos on his face, everything, the whole nine.
09:06We're hanging out with him.
09:08We start smoking some weed.
09:10We're walking down the beach.
09:11All of a sudden, the Spanish guy said something to his girlfriend in Spanish.
09:16He whips out something out of her back.
09:18It was wrapped in a bandana.
09:19It was like a 14-inch butcher knife.
09:21He starts waving it at us.
09:23The guy tells me to back up and stay out of it.
09:25He takes his chain up, whacks the knife out of the dude's hand,
09:27and we take off.
09:28Like, one of the craziest moments of my life.
09:31So this guy was like the Indiana Jones of the homeless people,
09:35and he was able to whip it right out of his hand.
09:41Incredible.
09:42All right, Anonymous, thank you for sharing your tale of homeless times in Venice Beach.
09:45Any more sad stories?
09:46Any more homeless people looking to call in about your time?
09:48About your time, homeless.
09:49Please don't do it right now.
09:50California.
09:51What a mess.
09:52Oh, yeah.
09:53It's funny as you get older and you see places for what they really are.
09:56Places that were like Dreamlands.
09:57Oh, yeah.
09:58Yeah, you're right.
09:59Hollywood.
10:00Because of the movie.
10:01And then you realize, oh, my God, it's just a pissy, crackhead,
10:05that circus-filled disaster.
10:07Yeah.
10:08Yeah.
10:09I think it's funny that guy opted for the chain as his weapon, the belt chain.
10:13Back up!
10:15Yeah!
10:17Now run!
10:18If you want to see the nude beach fight,
10:20go check it out at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.
10:23Bye.
10:24Bye.