Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about classes that teach people how to 'sensually ride' their partners and watch videos of what goes on inside the classes as well.
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00:00you guys if you're looking for plans this weekend i just found them for you
00:09oh yeah what's that listeners gave us a heads up
00:13barioke is happening which is
00:19nude karaoke oh
00:24i thought it was gonna be like um songs the first monday of the month so really not this
00:33weekend you gotta wait till monday okay yeah some people are gonna have way weirder night than me
00:38yeah yeah yeah there is also locally a um sensual writing class that you can all participate in
00:46what sorry sensual writing class i don't mind sensual writing what do you mean by like
00:51sensual writing explore the art of intimate connection and pleasure with our sensuality
00:56and riding class led by a certified sexologist the class combines elements of sensuality and
01:02the art of riding for a heightened and more fulfilling sexual experience am i learning
01:06how to ride at this like ride ride a human person learn techniques that's bizarre i could use some
01:15techniques you want to learn how to ride chuck all right hey man it's always good to have stuff in
01:21your bag of tricks that's wild some of the things that go on around you don't even realize oh my god
01:28who would have thought that's happening i thought it was going to be horses yeah that's what it seems
01:32like think but no no human riding i wonder how much tickets are to this uh this karaoke or nude
01:40karaoke it's like i'm more interested in this riding class you are the intimate rider yeah exactly
01:48i should know how to ride i assume right it's got to be ride a human or yes that's what it is oh yeah
01:56it is for sure that is so crazy how do you teach people to ride other people some people have bigger
02:02horses than others it's easier to ride what a weird night yeah god you're right lisa the stuff that goes
02:09on that we have no idea like let's ride there's human riding classes there should be some riding
02:14training so that you know because we're breaking it all the time that's the thing it's the most
02:18dangerous position you know yep no more breaking dicks that's right let's teach ladies how to do it
02:23yeah riding classes you can see somebody an instructor find it she's performing the like what that happens
02:32in the class oh really we're riding just searching yeah she's local so central riding oh my god look at
02:39this one uh yeah well yeah that's that's adult that's uh oh goodness yes this is what i need this is what i
02:48need there you go this is what i need i don't know if we can listen to you
02:55yes i think so because it's all it's closed caption so if i see it this isn't a different uh
02:59this isn't local oh a game into the bedroom same same thing yeah see i need how i need to figure that
03:07out that's nuts a pleasure coach is a trained professional who helps people navigate through
03:14sexual issues i teach anatomy live i love that people make money off this by making sure that
03:21everyone oh yeah i need to be told imagine going to this class and then coming home and your husband's
03:34like what where did you go hold on i'm throwing my ass in a circle i was gonna say i mean i gotta i
03:42gotta bust that line out i gotta tell somebody to do that ass in a circle yeah i gotta i gotta add
03:48that to a repertoire oh that's incredible oh she's a dick wow that's a great shirt yeah she's a
03:55professional dickologist my goodness get yourself a dickologist i guess
04:00it's cool they offer those services yeah yeah it is i wouldn't last one second with them doing
04:06that would a lady be offended if you signed her up for a sensual riding class probably like if you
04:15got her a gift yeah i don't think uh men usually i think women decide yeah i don't think your guy
04:19can be the one that decides hey listen your riding skills are right they are subpar so we're gonna
04:27get your class yep you can get you some knee pads slide around a bit they do have knee pads i don't
04:33think any of you guys can handle these ladies no oh my god these ladies as jason said oh my god i
04:39would disappoint these ladies blow your minds you don't need to raise up that much i know that's
04:47what i'm saying i'm like you're moving a little bit too high oh she also teaches uh fellatio classes
04:53uh-oh what is this uh-oh uh-oh big mama thing is that what it's called yeah the class to become
05:01a fellatio expert once again definitely don't get a gift certificate to that i got you a class
05:09wow a blow better class man you'd have to really watch how you have presented that one no that's not
05:15good give him a little gift package with a dickologist shirt yeah that's what you get when you graduate
05:21the the bj class i can't believe she doesn't have any stuff with the actual class is this more video
05:30of it let's see if we can let us in oh yeah oh my god oh my goodness they look like frogs well they're doing the
05:41classic see this is it's one of the things that like porn stars would say that girls need to add to
05:48their repertoire which is the feet down feet down you know like a lot of people would get on top and
05:56they're it's all knees everyone's on their knees oh and they're teaching the oh no get in a catcher
06:03squat oh my gosh for how long i hurry up it's not gonna be at least it's not gonna take long
06:10it seems like that i'm just like man no you're in that position i'm not gonna take long you put your
06:16feet down you put your feet down and you make two noises yeah and you can stand right back up
06:22you can you can lay down and go to sleep you get on your feet get on your feet and just make a
06:31oh and then bye-bye it's over you're not even sore after me okay you're not even sore
06:40all that no one's ready for nothing no no real life guy is ready for someone to get on their feet
06:46no i feel like maybe the guys these ladies are with oh they might be yeah who knows i don't know
06:52because i mean these are some wild ladies yeah they are they have wild men you know yeah they're
06:58trying to they're trying to keep they're probably trying to keep a bull they probably are involved
07:04with a bull who is like you gotta impress a bull i don't know how yeah these are so popular they
07:10now offer them monthly monthly they've really taken off it's what a great idea yeah that feet down
07:18position something yeah i mean that is that that's like a porn star move i mean i'm sure there are a
07:24lot of girls that do it but oh this one here look at this one it is very frog like it's uh yeah like oh
07:32boy yeah slow down easy now no problem at all she'll go all day like that she's got a couple
07:41different oh oh damn it's the washing machine she did the washing machine on it careful with the
07:48washing machine you know teaches safety because we hear so many horror stories i think she's dealing
07:54with you're talking 12 to 10 to 12 you can washing machine on that thing all day long you're not
08:02going to break it if it's 10 to 12. these are uh certain these ladies have certain men in their lives
08:08yeah yeah like if you you know yeah you're only getting on your feet if you can yeah you're right
08:15well there's something and then amazingly on this show when we talked about all sorts of stuff
08:20we had no idea this existed sensual riding classes oh my god i just love i just love the idea i don't
08:28know why if you know i think it would be funny to send a dude to that too right after naked karaoke
08:36you know why you can do all this stuff you can do this stuff oh he'd be fine on his feet like that
08:44he would be used as the example oh that's right they'd eventually have him leading the class because
08:50he's so good i i don't know like you saw they just laid people down and then mounted them yeah
08:55like that'd be tough as a guy oh yeah you're right to go to that you know just laugh at me and be like
09:00clean yourself up yeah take away your certified dickologist shirt yeah yeah i'm not a certified
09:08certified dickologist no no no it takes time and years do you get that shirt at the end of the
09:15class yeah you do i'm sure you do it until you graduate oh my oh i came in here with that
09:20oh man i want to whoa lisa had a weekend huh what did she do this weekend she got up to it
09:32it's always good to continue your learning never stop learning no no stop learning