Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a tough stand-up set in Colorado for comedian Nick Swardson. The show was stopped early and people were told they could receive refunds. Then, they talk about how their most recent live event wasn't too far off from this example.
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00:00Nick Swarsden was removed from the stage during a stand-up show in Colorado.
00:13Who?
00:14Nick Swarsden.
00:15You know, the comedian guy.
00:17He's in Reno 911.
00:18He's really hilarious.
00:19This dude here.
00:20Okay.
00:20A lot of Adam Sandler stuff.
00:21Yeah, I was going to say big Adam Sandler buddy.
00:23Okay.
00:24Been in a bunch of his movies.
00:26He was kind of just like rambling.
00:28A lot of swearing in it.
00:31Here's a little bit of how it played out there.
00:33What are you saying right now?
00:37I'll say this.
00:38Let me just, let me ask you this.
00:40What?
00:44Okay.
00:45I'll tell you, Jeff.
00:47So one of my favorite things, I don't have kids.
00:50I don't have kids.
00:52Anybody here have kids?
00:53Anybody here have kids?
00:55What the F?
00:56So one of my best friends was a guy named Norm MacDonald.
01:02Do you know who he is?
01:06Refuge!
01:06What the F?
01:07Let's go.
01:08Who here knows who Norm MacDonald is?
01:13Let's go.
01:14And turned off the spotlight.
01:16Now they turned off his mic.
01:17So yeah, they turned off his lights and then his microphone.
01:20And then this guy comes out.
01:21Director of operations.
01:23We've decided to conclude the show early in the best interest of those who bought tickets.
01:29We apologize for what you've seen tonight.
01:31Please email the box office.
01:33Wow.
01:33We'll be responding to inquiries and processing credits and refunds.
01:38It's not good.
01:39We apologize.
01:41Unless you did it for a stop.
01:42Thank you very much.
01:43I'll be in the lobby if you have questions or concerns.
01:46Yeah, he was, show was cut short for being incoherent and too drunk.
01:51They say he was bombed out of his mind while performing in Beaver Creek, Colorado.
01:56Ooh.
01:57Imagine that for a minute.
01:58This was almost us on our live event.
02:00Dave had to be taken, show shut down, and Dave was yelling at the audience.
02:07What's the problem?
02:09What is your problem?
02:10We're trying to do a show here.
02:11I hope it never sees the light of day.
02:13I really do.
02:14He airdropped the whole place.
02:16You want to see some nudes?
02:18There we go.
02:19Here's an old lady's b-hole.
02:20Who wants it?
02:22You do?
02:23I don't know what the legal ramifications of that either.
02:26Take him off the stage.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Take him out of here.
02:29Shut it down.
02:29Sorry, everybody.
02:30Ken would have come out.
02:31Yeah.
02:32We apologize.
02:35Dave is incoherent today and has drank a few too many of his drinks.
02:39His vodka drinks that he drinks.
02:43We apologize for everybody coming here and just real sorry about this.
02:49Airdropping you a butthole.
02:51Airdropping you a butthole.
02:52We didn't mean for that.
02:53Please contact Dave only about this.
02:55Boo!
02:56Hey, it's not my fault.
02:57Oh, we understand.
02:59Ah!
03:00Ah!
03:04Free Dave!
03:07Thanks, man!
03:10Yeah.
03:10Yeah, it was something.
03:11Oh, boy.
03:12Yeah.
03:12I hope it never comes out.
03:15Probably will.
03:16Should probably edit some stuff.
03:18Yeah, I don't know what the legal poops of that whole thing are.
03:25Anyhoo.
03:26Ah, who.
03:28Anyhoo.
03:30That's twice because in Boston, too.
03:32I was going to say, I don't feel like that was the darkest you've ever been.
03:35Boston was a disaster.
03:36Boston was a disaster.
03:37Oh, my God.
03:37People kept hand.
03:38Every time I turned around, there was a fresh drink.
03:40There was drinks all over the stage.
03:41In my hand.
03:42Every shot of me is just a drink, and it's all spilling all over myself.
03:48Dave was, like, leaning on the chair.
03:50Oh, yeah.
03:52How's it going, everybody?
03:54Yeah.
03:54Boston!
03:56Really relaxed.
03:57Kept squeak, coming over by me.
04:02Jesus.
04:03It was crazy.
04:05I was getting up.
04:06Every, like, three seconds, someone would wander up to the stage.
04:09I'm like, hold on.
04:10I got to go grab more drinks.
04:11Yeah, no, that was the problem.
04:13Because you're just, like, it's water.
04:15You're thirsty, right?
04:16You're just drinking, drinking, and then you get slaughtered.
04:18You're nervous.
04:19That's the problem.
04:20Yeah, you're nervous.
04:21And we'd had a couple already before we leveled down there.
04:23Yeah, we'd be strong, like, double stupid.
04:25We'd be up at, like, four in the morning or whatever.
04:27Uh-huh, yeah.
04:27So it equaled trouble.
04:31Yeah, this time it was more, like, screaming at the audience.
04:34Yeah.
04:34Hey, cocaine couple, shut up.
04:36Yeah.
04:38Threatening people.
04:39Yes, yes.
04:40I'll shut this whole thing down!
04:41Get him out of here!
04:43Get him out!
04:44We can't hear you!
04:45We can't hear anything you're saying!
04:46Well, we didn't know why they were so upset.
04:49Yeah, yeah.
04:49No one could hear us.
04:50I've since apologized.
04:51Yeah, I've since apologized.
04:53It's tough.
04:54You know, people get upset when they can't hear.
04:56Yeah, when they come to see your event and they can't hear the event.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Right.
04:59Ah, yeah, it's upsetting.
05:01Arg!
05:03That is no good.
05:05I hope that we're never dragged offstage anywhere, though.
05:07No.
05:08Oh, let's hope not.
05:09That was a horrible thing Nick Swardson went through.
05:12That is.
05:12So do you think he just, his buddies, had some buddies, he just got into it a little bit
05:17too hardcore before the show, and then he was like, all right, I'll just go do it.
05:21Like, the same thing kind of happened here with Chappelle, right?
05:24Yeah, he got too high.
05:25He got way too high.
05:26And it was like one of, people said, one of the worst shows ever, but.
05:32That's bad.
05:33Like, it kind of happened with us.
05:34But, um, so we can feel it a bit.
05:41They came.
05:43Luckily, they didn't have to pay, but they did show up, and then they were not entertained.
05:49For an hour and a half.
05:50I'm just gonna.
05:50One hour and a half of non-entertainment.
05:55But that, we do apologize.
05:56Yeah.
05:57That was not, that was out of our control.
05:58Yeah.
05:59Ken, talk more in your mic.
06:01Yeah, I was gonna say it louder.
06:03You've got to.
06:04It was you guys.
06:05I saw it, and I was like, is that what was wrong?
06:07I don't think it was.
06:08I was like, okay, okay.
06:09Yeah.
06:10I'll try.
06:10You've got to put your mouth right on it.
06:15You guys don't know what you're doing.
06:18I know.
06:19You work with a bunch of idiots.
06:20Yeah.
06:21What's there for?
06:26Anytime things go bad from now on, I'm just gonna reach down and go, cerveza crystal.
06:32I wish.
06:33We should have them on hand.
06:34Cerveza crystal.
06:35That'd be awesome.
06:37If we could just do that.
06:38Let's get, let's have that ready.
06:39Because we're definitely gonna need it.
06:41Cool or full of cerveza crystal.
06:43Yeah.
06:44My goodness.
06:45Kick this party up now.
06:46So yeah, we felt, we felt this.
06:48We know what he went through.
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