Dave and his family had three windshields break in a week and the show realizes that all of his recent broken glass mishaps must be related to his Powder-like powers.
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00:00I do feel like it's a simulation sometimes that we live in because of the weird things that happen.
00:09So you remember I told you the story after the holidays, Amber and Zane flew back together.
00:18Zane thought he would help Amber get the ice off her windshield by using his Gatorade bottle to swipe away.
00:25Yes. And instead just made giant gouges on both sides of the window, just throwing it.
00:31Yeah. Couldn't be removed. So we finally got her a new windshield.
00:36Okay. Last week. So got that done. Still tape on it. It has to be taped up for a couple of days.
00:44That was Thursday. We picked it up. Okay. Yesterday, she's driving home.
00:51Giant rock. No. Giant rock. It's not even a week old.
00:55The windshield is not even a week old. This is why I won't get mine replaced.
00:58It's why I won't get mine. This is why I think it's a simulation.
01:01Uh-huh. As she's telling me this on the phone.
01:04No.
01:08Something hit the top corner of my windshield.
01:11Maybe a bullet. I don't know.
01:13Yeah. Yeah. Murder freeway.
01:15I don't know. Yeah. I didn't see anything.
01:18Right. Right.
01:19And then so it's shattered in the top corner and now in the center of it, a giant lion.
01:23Oh yeah. And it'll, and it'll never stop. No.
01:25As she's telling me the story of her broken windshield, I get a broken windshield.
01:31So now, in a week, three windshields.
01:35Uh-huh. Yep.
01:36What are the effing odds of that?
01:38You guys have glass problems.
01:39Yeah, he does. They do. They're a family of glass problems.
01:43Let's put this together. All of your glass problems.
01:44Yeah.
01:45The sunroof.
01:46Yes.
01:46On the rental.
01:46Yes. Crash.
01:46Yes. Shattered.
01:47Three windshields and the oven.
01:50And the oven glass.
01:52You have a glass curse.
01:52You're like the powder of glass.
01:53I am powder. Honestly, powder things happen to me.
01:55I know.
01:56It used to be electrical.
01:58But I think it's all like that.
01:59But now it's all glass.
02:00I'm giving off some energy or something. I don't know.
02:02Well, it's almost like Amber was telling him what happened.
02:04And the simulation was like, here, let's give you a reenactment, Dave.
02:07Yeah, exactly.
02:08No, you guys, I almost wanted to call you all right away because I was so freaked out.
02:12She's telling me what happened and it happens to me.
02:15You better be careful.
02:17Because what are the odds of that happening? That's insane.
02:20I was totally freaked out.
02:22I know.
02:23I just keep thinking about the movie Powder.
02:26Yeah.
02:26And how I don't know if there's anybody on the face of the earth that has ever seen the movie Powder twice.
02:32You're right.
02:34That was a great point.
02:35I only think about that movie when we reference it on here.
02:39Yeah.
02:39Me too.
02:40And I saw it one time when it came out.
02:43Right.
02:43Everyone did.
02:44Yeah, that's about it.
02:45But you guys, I have powder powers.
02:47There's something weird with me.
02:49Yeah.
02:50I walk into rooms and light bulbs burn out.
02:53And paper towel dispensers don't work.
02:55Have you seen the movie Powder more than once?
02:57No, because I don't want to.
02:58Yeah.
02:59But it just affected you in some way.
03:01It's too close to home for David.
03:03Yeah.
03:03It's not a real uplifting movie.
03:05I don't think it is.
03:06I don't remember that much about it.
03:08Yeah.
03:08Other than it was just like.
03:09I think the ending isn't great.
03:11It was like everybody for a minute wanted to see Powder.
03:14Right.
03:14And then it went away.
03:16As it should.
03:17Where he's like screaming in the rain, like in the mud, like naked or something.
03:20I believe that's right.
03:21Oh my gosh.
03:22Oh, is that at the end?
03:22I was almost like that yesterday with me.
03:24Yeah, yeah.
03:25I was just like that.
03:26I hope you're not.
03:26And all these rocks are hitting his windshield.
03:31They're all coming at him.
03:32They're all coming at him.
03:34Hundreds of dollars down the drain.
03:36I'm just thinking about that movie.
03:42I know.
03:45Oh, yeah, Powder.
03:46When someone said to bring it full circle, I just watched Powder.
03:49And you see his big old white ass.
03:51So, yeah, just like Jason saw in the bathroom.
03:53There you go.
03:54It's full circle.
03:54There's a scene like that in that movie.
03:56He's nude in the lightning, right?
03:59Ass in the movie powder.
04:00Let's see.
04:02No one's ever done this search before.
04:04I love my Google history.
04:05In the history.
04:06Yeah, there it is.
04:07There we are.
04:08There's his white ass.
04:09Oh my God.
04:10There's his white ass.
04:11Jesus.
04:11Did it show his whole family?
04:13There isn't anything.
04:13Did they give him like blur out his genitals?
04:16It really is.
04:17I don't understand how it happened, the movie.
04:20Oh my.
04:20There was no.
04:21He's nude.
04:22He is nude.
04:23Why is Johnson pink with the rest of his body white?
04:25Well, you know.
04:26He just, he had like, like powers over like storms or something, right?
04:31I think he was just had electrical problems.
04:36Electrical problems.
04:37I have electrical problems.
04:38Like he had electrical problems.
04:40Like, because the storms came after him, right?
04:42Like it was something like he was a conductor.
04:45Isn't the storms?
04:47Electrical problems.
04:48Do we need to watch a trailer?
04:49Electrical problems is something an electrician can fix.
04:50I don't remember.
04:51I don't think an electrician can fix powder.
04:52He had electrical problems.
04:53We need to watch the trailer for powder.
04:55Nobody's watched that in 100 years.
04:58Do they even have one?
04:59I bet they have one and it doesn't even make any sense.
05:02Yeah, here it is.
05:03Let's see if it makes sense.
05:04One man, electrical problem.
05:06Here we go.
05:07Turn it up.
05:07Ah, there's something wrong with your wife.
05:09I have electrical problems.
05:12Oh boy.
05:13What in the world?
05:13Look, see, it's making no sense.
05:16A newborn child experiences everything that the mother experiences.
05:21Did she get struck by lightning?
05:22Yeah.
05:23The neighbors talk about him like he's some kind of a fan.
05:26The old folks may have kept him down there like some kind of a family secret.
05:31What?
05:31What's your name?
05:33Bairdade Powder.
05:35What's his name?
05:35Powder.
05:36What was his name?
05:37That's Entz.
05:38Test shows that you're a genius.
05:41Oh, look who's in it.
05:42Oh, look who's in it.
05:43I don't remember him at all.
05:44Everyone else that's in this movie.
05:46Look, see, he's got electrical problems.
05:48This is Dave.
05:51You gotta start dressing like that.
05:54Human or...
05:55Why do you look like that?
05:56You look like some kind of vampire from outer space or something.
06:02Oh, Jesus.
06:04What are you doing?
06:06I'm going to turn the spoon into...
06:07Oh, wow.
06:09He's got...
06:10Oh, wow.
06:12That's an electrical problem.
06:14Did you like that trick?
06:16Energy.
06:17That's a clean kill right to the heart.
06:20He just couldn't see what he was doing, so I helped him.
06:23He lays his hand on the deer while it's still shaking.
06:26And then he touches me.
06:27Oh, yeah.
06:27I don't think I took whatever's in that deer.
06:29And he put it right into me.
06:31It's like I could feel that animal dying.
06:35I don't know what it is you do.
06:36I'm not even sure I believe you can do it.
06:39All right.
06:39Yeah, so I'm powder.
06:40And...
06:40Unfortunately, it's led to...
06:43Well, if you are outside in the rain nude...
06:45Cost of...
06:46No!
06:47You haven't had electrical issues in a while.
06:50Oh, I haven't.
06:50Oh, you have?
06:51I haven't.
06:52Yeah, knock on wood.
06:53Yeah.
06:54And I think it's turned to glass, though.
06:57It's the frequencies.
06:58Dave's got frequencies going on around him.
07:00Yeah.
07:01Glass is affected by that.
07:02I always have.
07:03Rocks are attracted to him.
07:05Yep.
07:06Rocks.
07:06Or bullets.
07:07Or bullets.
07:08Could have been a bullet.
07:08Could have been a bullet.
07:09I was on murder freeway.
07:10Yeah.
07:10I hope not.
07:11It wasn't a bullet.
07:12Yeah, so...
07:13Someone said Dave should do the movie Irish Powder.
07:17Irish Powder.
07:18An Irish boy with electrical problems.
07:22Eeks.
07:23Anyways.
07:24Yeah.
07:24So, yeah, that was my weird simulation type moment.
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