Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an old man who made a very long 911 call after his hearing aid was eaten by his dog.
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00:00A 74-year-old man in Niceville, Florida called 911, and he told them a dog just ate his hearing
00:13aid, and he needed their help getting it back.
00:17However, he could barely hear the operator, which led to a lot of confusion.
00:22Oh, boy.
00:23Maybe we could just kind of see how that would go.
00:25I don't want your emergency.
00:28Oh, man.
00:30Oh, man.
00:31Well, I'm waiting for them to goddamn answer.
00:33Hello?
00:33911?
00:34What's your emergency?
00:35Hello?
00:38911?
00:39Hello?
00:39I don't know.
00:40I called him.
00:42Sir, I hear you breathing.
00:43Are you incapacitated right now?
00:46He did eventually hear them.
00:51Hello?
00:52Hello, sir.
00:53911.
00:54Sweet Jesus Christ.
00:56I've been talking.
00:57Finally.
00:58Finally.
00:59Do your job.
01:04I've been on the line for 10 minutes with you, sir.
01:07Are you busy protesting or something?
01:10Nothing better to do?
01:12No time to berate me.
01:13What's your emergency, sir?
01:14Okay, little snowflake.
01:16Well, here's the deal.
01:21Dog ate my ear hearing aid.
01:23Your dog ate your hearing aid?
01:24That's right.
01:26I need your help.
01:28You're going to...
01:28That's not really an emergency, sir.
01:30It is.
01:31I couldn't hear you at all.
01:34Pretty much an emergency.
01:35The only good thing is I don't hear Martha's constant bitching.
01:40Martha's your wife, sir?
01:42You're damn right.
01:42Okay, so you're just going to have to wait for that dog to crap that hearing aid out, sir.
01:49Oh, boy.
01:50No, I need you to come down here and fish it out.
01:53I need to hear.
01:54I got my shows are on soon.
01:57You gave him the non-emergency number to use, but apparently they had to give it to him 12 times before.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:03Hello?
02:04Yeah, sir.
02:04I'm trying to give you the non-emergency line so you can clear up the...
02:07No, I'm still not there.
02:08I'm still not there.
02:09The actual emergency line.
02:10He's out there protesting again.
02:12I'm not protesting.
02:13He's Donald Trump.
02:15I did not talk about politics whatsoever, sir.
02:17I need you to...
02:18For sure he's from Nicaragua.
02:23That's what I got.
02:24I can't hear him too well, but I can't understand a word.
02:27Okay, sir.
02:27Well, if you have a pen ready, I'll give you the non-emergency line so they can walk...
02:31I have a feather.
02:33Okay.
02:34Got some ink here.
02:36Okay, you are old school.
02:38Here we go.
02:39The number is 555.
02:42Four.
02:45Five.
02:47That's not it at all, sir.
02:48No, no.
02:48Just three fives.
02:51Three.
02:51No, five.
02:55Three.
02:56Fives.
02:57Three fives, sir.
02:58Five, five, five.
02:59Three, five.
03:01Five.
03:02Five, five.
03:05Three.
03:05Okay, here.
03:06I got this so far.
03:07It's at four, five, five.
03:09Three, five.
03:10Three, five.
03:12Five, five.
03:13That is way too many numbers, sir.
03:15I don't know how many goddamn numbers you have.
03:17I'm trying to give you a phone number, so it's the amount that a phone number would be.
03:21It's written down right here.
03:22Four, five.
03:23Five.
03:24Three, five.
03:25Five.
03:25Three, five.
03:27Five, five.
03:28Five, five.
03:29No, sir.
03:29That is not it.
03:30You got it.
03:31All right.
03:32Good luck.
03:33All right.
03:35Hopefully, if I have to call, I never talk to you again.
03:38I hope that helps.
03:40All right, little snowflake, go out there and protest some more.
03:42Don't call me snowflake, please.
03:43Martha, I got a number.
03:46We got a call.
03:49All right, bye.
03:52The most aggravating day for that 911 operator, right?
03:56That poor 911 operator.
03:58Yeah.
03:58It's no fun.
03:59So did they ever get the hearing aid out of the dog's ass?
04:06What's the update?
04:07He eventually called back and said that they were going to wait it out.
04:10He called back.
04:12Oh, you didn't give him the update.
04:14Never mind.
04:15God, it's him again.
04:17Oh, man.
04:18That's the guy with the hearing aid thing.
04:21Hello.
04:22Hi, sir.
04:24I thought you were going to call the Nicaraguan again.
04:27I'm not from Nicaragua.
04:29I'm not from Nicaragua at all.
04:31I'm from outside of Cleveland.
04:33Drew up there.
04:34Name's Jim or something.
04:36I've been here before.
04:38No, my name's Aaron.
04:39Oh, Aaron.
04:40Good one.
04:42But yeah, this again, do you have a new emergency or is this what you were calling about last
04:46time?
04:46Aaron Muhammad Ali.
04:50That's not accurate at all.
04:52I'm actually Swedish of Swedish descent.
04:54Listen, the dog ate my hearing aid in case you don't remember.
04:59No, I remember.
05:00You called.
05:00Well, I'm just going to wait it out and hopefully fish it out of his poop.
05:05That's what I was trying to tell you to do the last time.
05:07I tried the number you gave me.
05:10Four, five, five.
05:12Three, five.
05:14Three, five, five, five, five.
05:17And I didn't do anything.
05:19I didn't do a goddamn thing.
05:20That is not the number I gave you, sir.
05:22I do not appreciate you playing with me.
05:23I'm not playing with you, sir.
05:25I tried to repeat it clearly several times.
05:28And you didn't write down the right numbers, so.
05:31Martha!
05:31Shut up!
05:33Woman!
05:34God!
05:35Get in your place!
05:37Hello?
05:40Are you still there, sir?
05:41Can you hear me?
05:42He hung up.
05:43I did.
05:44I didn't hang up.
05:45I'm right here.
05:46He hung up, Martha.
05:46No.
05:47No, he did.
05:48No, I'm sorry.
05:49Yep.
05:49You're still talking into the phone, sir.
05:51Sure, you're Americans.
05:52Hello?
05:52How many times have I told you?
05:54Sir, I'm not.
05:55I am an American.
05:56How many times have I told you?
05:57They're coming.
05:58They're all coming.
05:59They're going to run this whole place.
06:00No, sir.
06:01I'm from Cleveland.
06:02I don't know why.
06:03I can still hear you, sir.
06:05All right.
06:06Well, I'm just going to go.
06:07I'm getting pretty mad at this guy.
06:10And there you go.
06:10That's how it ended.