Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a fetish that has to do with housecleaning. 'Sissy Maids' dress-up, clean the house, and potentially face punishment or rewards from their mistresses.
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00:00As weird as it may seem, there are guys who actually have a fetish for house cleaning.
00:11And not someone cleaning for them, them cleaning for others.
00:16Man, that couldn't be further away from a fetish of mine.
00:20Me too.
00:20Fetish.
00:21These guys get a thrill from dressing up in a maid style outfit.
00:26Yeah.
00:26And cleaning up around a place while their mistress relaxes and barks orders at them.
00:34This makes sense.
00:35You've definitely seen this in the S&M world where they dress a man like a maid and make him clean.
00:45And they don't really clean.
00:46They don't clean well.
00:48Are you complaining about sissy maids?
00:50I don't know they're cleaning well.
00:51You're not cleaning well.
00:52You don't clean like you should clean.
00:54My sissy maid does a great job.
00:55You should see Chuck's place when I'm done.
00:57Oh, my God.
00:58He loves to clean.
01:01If things aren't spotless, there's going to be trouble.
01:05I feel like they intentionally leave something behind so they're punished, right?
01:10I mean, that would make sense.
01:11But if it's a job well done, the reward is a pleased mistress who does a little pleasing of her own.
01:18I see.
01:19Well, maybe you clean up then.
01:21See, I told you sometimes the mistress does pleasing of her own.
01:24Chuck, you always tell me no.
01:26That doesn't happen.
01:27You don't do a good enough job sometimes and you get the spankings.
01:30So in the BDSM community, they're called sissy maids.
01:34Yeah.
01:34And I guess on Pornhub, there are hundreds of videos of sissy maids, often dressed up in French maid outfits, complete with fishnets and high heels.
01:42They vacuum dust, do whatever.
01:45The thrill is in the act of service itself, in being an unseen helping hand.
01:52They may be rewarded through with an H.J. or a prostate.
01:56Wow.
01:57Wow.
01:58Geez.
01:59Two prizes that are not that great.
02:00That's like the prize is in a claw machine.
02:05Yeah, the prostate.
02:07The prostate massage.
02:10One guy said, sometimes she'll lock me in the bathroom for six hours and you'd better believe that bathroom is spotless.
02:17It would upset me to imagine my mistress cleaning her own toilet.
02:20I'm just so glad that nothing ever happened to me that made me want to be a sissy maid.
02:25I know.
02:25Because it's just six hours?
02:27Like, who has a...
02:28I don't have that kind of time, huh?
02:29My God, I only got two days every weekend.
02:32And I'm, unfortunately, I would fit right into what Lisa's talking about, that I just don't see the same kind of mess that a woman sees.
02:42So I can, like, look at something and go, yeah, that's clean.
02:45And then...
02:46It's not.
02:46And it's not.
02:47Well, if you were getting spanked, though, for every time you did it wrong, maybe you'd do it a little harder.
02:53Oh, I do fine-tooth comb, but...
02:56She's beating your ass for not getting it spotless.
02:59You're going to pay more attention.
02:59Oh, what am I really into, though?
03:00Like, am I into that?
03:02So then I'm like, oh, no, I guess the toilet's not as clean as you wanted, mistress.
03:06Yeah, I think that you'd be into it.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Remember, oh, my God, years ago on our show when we had those people on?
03:12Oh, the naked?
03:13The naked cleaners?
03:14Yeah.
03:14Oh, my God.
03:15Basically, they pulled some strip club rejects out of retirement.
03:19I don't even think so.
03:20I don't even think they ever stripped.
03:22Like, there was a possible...
03:22No, but rejects, I said.
03:23Yeah, that's...
03:24Yeah, like, they were never allowed.
03:25They couldn't make it as a stripper.
03:26Yeah, they couldn't ever make it.
03:28And they...
03:28No, it was...
03:29They stripped them down.
03:30And one of the worst things I've ever gone through.
03:32Turned them into cleaners.
03:33I was so excited for this.
03:34I know we were...
03:35We were going to be...
03:36We were perverts.
03:37Yes.
03:37But we were young.
03:38Oh, there's going to be naked women cleaning our studio one morning live on the air.
03:42Oh, God.
03:43Oh, God.
03:43And they showed up, and then we were like, whoof.
03:45They weren't good.
03:46Was dying.
03:47Oh, she thought it was their bath.
03:49Because we were like, they're going to be so hot.
03:50They're going to clean everything.
03:51They're going to bend over.
03:52Oh, my God.
03:53And then, just the saggiest.
03:55Oh.
03:55And I was like, road hard.
03:57Wasn't there a guy there, too?
03:59There was one.
03:59There was two girls, one guy.
04:01Yeah.
04:01You're right.
04:02Sissy me.
04:03The dude's walking around with his dong out?
04:04No, the guy was for Lisa.
04:05No, no, no.
04:06He wore like a speaker or something.
04:07Oh, okay.
04:08Yeah, they just...
04:09They had a business, right?
04:10They were...
04:10This was their...
04:11I think it was his business.
04:13He was like the spokesperson, but he also would clean nude if you wanted him to.
04:17Yeah.
04:17It didn't take off.
04:19It didn't take off.
04:19No.
04:20It lasted a couple of months, I think, and they had to close up shop.
04:23And we know why.
04:24Oh, yeah.
04:25Because I think we were trying to, on the air, be like, oh, this is so hot.
04:29Oh, man.
04:30Oh, yeah.
04:30No, we had to sell it.
04:31You know?
04:32Like, we felt bad.
04:33Because these women are right in front of you, right?
04:35Yeah.
04:35You can't say, oh, God, look at the scars.
04:37Real hot.
04:38Real hot stuff going on.
04:39A lot of cellulite.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Those are some floppy, floppy nuts.
04:45Someone said, I've had a few offers of this, you know, sissy type cleaning thing.
04:50One guy wanted to buy me historic royalty costume so I could boss him around while he
04:58cleans in a maid costume.
05:00So I am dressed as a king.
05:02You're dressed like King Henry?
05:03I am dressed like King Henry.
05:05And then I just scream at this sissy babe.
05:10Off of his head.
05:12I guess.
05:12The King Henry's a funny look.
05:14I know.
05:14It is.
05:15It's like he's got a special hat.
05:17But they're taking it way back.
05:19Right.
05:19And honestly, I can't.
05:20I mean, I don't want to get all dressed up.
05:23Someone said, I know Lisa would never do it, but she'd be perfect for it.
05:26What?
05:26She'd be whipping them like, you suck.
05:27It's not clean enough.
05:28Come on, sissy.
05:29Yeah.
05:31I'm sorry, mistress.
05:32At least I tried to scrub the toilet to your specifications.
05:36She's so much meaner than I am.
05:39To poor sissy James.
05:41She wants it clean, James.
05:42You better heat off those floors.
05:43I'm trying to clean it.
05:44There's specifications at all.
05:47Every single nook and cranny's got to be spotless.
05:51And she whips you hard.
05:52James has been crying for a couple days.
05:57I got welts the size of Texas on my ass.
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