Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the chili-cheese fry demon Chuck was battling after discussing a woman in Florida who was arrested after trying to perform an exorcism on a child, and blamed her vomiting on bad lobster.
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00:00one more horrible person to tell you about this woman in pinellas county florida where deputies
00:11arrested her after she put a child through an exorcism wow an arrest report from the pinellas
00:20county sheriff's office no i'm just not right i don't like it no i don't like it i didn't like
00:26a woman told deputies she walked into what she thought was an exorcism a child was seen vomiting
00:35while the woman's roommate and sister prayed on the phone encouraging the child to vomit
00:44after leaving and returning 20 minutes later the roommate said she saw the child undergoing the
00:49exorcism deputies took the child after some time the victim said the person on the phone was
00:56speaking another language to get the demon out of her oh yeah that's how you do it the report said
01:04that sullivan told the victim there was a demon inside her afterward the child was scared and felt
01:08sick she blamed the vomiting on bad lobster she ate the day before more more more than likely
01:15it's either the devil or bad lobster every time almost every single time almost
01:22it feels like the devil right now i'm wrestling with either a demon or some chili cheese fries
01:30what is it oh what is it oh what is it i don't know but the demon is down there i feel better with
01:35this i think chuck's is definitely what is it does it need to get out of you yeah oh oh god i can hear it i think i hear it
01:46oh no oh you're possessed
01:48where's the holy water
01:51forget the holy water spray with pepto-bizmo
01:55be gone
01:57oh it's gone
02:00it was just the chili cheese fries
02:04just the chili cheese fries
02:06i'm good
02:08chuck thought i was possessed there for a bit
02:11holy cow huh
02:16i didn't know there was like a like a funky part to this
02:18oh yeah you never get to hear that huh
02:21this got a little bit happier after i did it
02:24it's like oh this is perfect timing
02:28yeah jazz it up it's just a chili cheese fries
02:31it's more of a happy song
02:35you must have food exorcisms quite a bit
02:37every day
02:38yeah like all the time some are worse than others
02:41cheese bread cheesy bread
02:42yeah
02:43get the cheesy bread out
02:44yeah it's like why did i eat two bags of crazy bread
02:47and it's like i've got you
02:50yep and honestly if i'm gonna be 100% honest
03:00there are times i've like gone through it in there
03:05where if you had a microphone
03:07in there
03:07like not here
03:08oh
03:09but like at home
03:10oh yeah yeah yeah
03:10yeah
03:11if it was recorded
03:12it would sound like someone was
03:15being exercised
03:16yeah
03:17had a demon in him
03:18you know
03:19get it out
03:20yeah
03:21oh god
03:23oh god
03:25be gone
03:26there's a lot of me praying
03:28that it's over
03:31yeah this is not scary at all
03:37no
03:37they knew
03:39they knew to just play that little beginning part
03:42they were like don't
03:43listen he did a whole big song
03:44but let's not
03:44yeah
03:45yeah