Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 71-year-old man who was arrested for the third time in three weeks because he has too many bird feeders which are causing a disturbance in his neighborhood.
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00:00It sucks to be old.
00:10A 71-year-old man has been arrested in Sotus Point, New York
00:15for the third time in three weeks.
00:21What has he been up to?
00:24He has too many bird feeders on his front lawn.
00:28Oh, boy.
00:29Very old person.
00:30Yeah, it is.
00:31I'm getting there.
00:35It's 50 of them, big whoop.
00:38It's nothing.
00:39It's only 50 birds.
00:41Several neighbors have complained against 71-year-old Donald Antal,
00:47claiming that he has actually over two dozen feeders.
00:51I can't hear what you're saying.
00:53So many God-blessed birds.
00:55Birds.
00:58What?
01:00The birds are causing a disruption in the neighborhood.
01:03I don't even hear them, actually.
01:05Hearing went.
01:07Long time ago.
01:08That's too many of those bird feeders.
01:10What?
01:11That's too many bird feeders.
01:13You love the birds.
01:14You love the birds, me too, bud.
01:15No, I can't even hear myself think.
01:18Could you do something?
01:19Maybe you have a happy amount of bird feeders.
01:21I build another one.
01:22I build another one.
01:27They alleged that what he's doing is a violation of their local ordinance.
01:34A little bit of poop.
01:34So, Mr. Antal has been charged with repeated violation of local codes.
01:42He places bird seeds and peanuts in the feeding trays in his yard, which attract lots of birds.
01:48Yeah, I mean, a big mistake of, like, throwing out some bird seed.
01:53Oh, gosh.
01:54I'll never do that again.
01:55No, don't do that.
01:55You mean, just, like, throwing it outside?
01:57Yeah, like, I had a, like, a small amount of it, and I was just like, ah, like, birds every once in a while walk around in the back, and I just, like, threw it all out onto the ground, and then everything was covered in poop.
02:08Yep.
02:10Everything was covered in poop.
02:12My God.
02:12They will eat, and they will poop.
02:13And they just hang out and just poop.
02:16So, I understand a little bit why they're mad at this guy.
02:19A new paint job for your backyard.
02:20Yeah, exactly.
02:22Like, oh, I'm glad I put that furniture out there for them to sit and poop on.
02:26Uh, the rule there is two bird feeders allowed per house.
02:32Two hundred?
02:32Two.
02:34Two thousand.
02:35Two total.
02:36One, two.
02:38And they have to be at least five feet off the ground.
02:41Um, how many does he have, does it say?
02:45He has over two dozen.
02:48That's weird.
02:49That took you to some kind of murder scene.
02:51Yeah, murder scene.
02:53People, you know, some against him, obviously, some on his side.
02:56Some saying, what, the cops are now arresting senior citizens for bird feeders?
03:02Ridiculous.
03:04That's an old man.
03:05Type that.
03:06A hundred percent.
03:08Another one said, perhaps the next operation is to storm the local animal shelter and take
03:12it over.
03:13Like, sure, I did technically affect actual migrations of different species of birds.
03:18What?
03:20One old guy has started his own little acronym.
03:25ACAB.
03:26All cops, anti-bird.
03:29Oh my gosh.
03:31They're really taking this seriously.
03:32Is that on Facebook?
03:33Can we join that?
03:33I hate to bring down another whole Facebook organization, but.
03:40This village in New York is along the shore of Lake Ontario.
03:43It's known for its fishing points, marinas, restaurants, and golf as well.
03:48How much do you think he spends on seed?
03:51Seeds, peanuts.
03:52Oh my God.
03:53So much.
03:55Well, this is all he's got left.
03:56I get it.
03:57I do understand it.
03:58You're going to take away all he's got left?
03:59Yep.
03:59I know.
04:00I'm putting feeders out every day.
04:01That's it.
04:03Poor Donald.
04:05Yep.
04:05Maybe you're picking up two.
04:07I need more than two.
04:09Two's better than none.
04:09Get two real big ones then.
04:11Put two in the front and two in the back.
04:12Oh, that's a good.
04:13Yeah.
04:14I wonder if you could just get two real big ones and then put them in little sections
04:18and you put different seeds in to attract different birds on different parts of the feeder.
04:22Yeah.
04:22I don't know if they define the size.
04:24They might.
04:26Man, these birds are already driving me crazy.
04:28I don't know.
04:28And it's just a YouTube sound effect.
04:31But imagine that.
04:32That is my house.
04:33Honestly, this right here.
04:34Oh, yeah.
04:34For sure.
04:35Because there's woods behind us.
04:36Yeah.
04:36So, like, that's.
04:38They start at 430 right now.
04:39They start so early.
04:41My God.
04:41Don't notice it until the weekend.
04:43I'm lucky that bird noise doesn't wake me up.
04:46Like, it's not enough to wake me up.
04:48No.
04:48I don't hear bird noise.
04:50Well, it wasn't until I feel like some have nested in our gutter right above our bedroom
04:54window.
04:55Oh, yeah.
04:55Ooh, that's a bad spot.
04:56Yeah, they're right there.
04:57They're so loud, too.
04:59I had a baby Robin fly into my garage.
05:03It was a real touch and go.
05:06I got it out.
05:07No, we lost one.
05:09I thought the window was.
05:10Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:11Oh, that's the worst.
05:12Yeah.
05:12And it's also scary if you're home when it happens.
05:14Oh, yeah.
05:14Because I'm already like, who's throwing stuff in the house?
05:16Oh.
05:17Oh, no, a bird night.
05:18Oh, yeah.
05:19You were so angry.
05:20No, I was so stupid.
05:20You flew in the house.
05:21Now I've got to clean up your dead body.
05:23Oh, no.
05:24Now I've got to clean up a dead body.
05:27He gets really emotional about it.
05:29He does.
05:30He doesn't like it.
05:31I hate to clean up dead animals.
05:32He doesn't like it.
05:32It's normally one of my kids or wife running inside saying, you got to clean it up.
05:37Yeah.
05:37And so I've got to.
05:38I had one to rest.
05:39I had one that survived, but it hit like a window over top of the front door.
05:44And it was almost like it left a layer of its own dust, like bird dust.
05:48Oh, no.
05:49Yeah.
05:49And you could see, like, the head and then the two wings, like, it went to stop, you
05:55know, and the rest of it.
05:56But he lived.
05:57He flew away or whatever.
05:58But for a long time, there was this bird.
06:01It's like the Wile E. Coyote silhouette.
06:03Yeah, that's what it was like.
06:05Zane said, did you make sure it was dead?
06:07I'm like, dude, I can tell by the way its head was facing away from its body.
06:12He didn't poke it with his dick first?
06:13That's what I do.
06:14No, I lifted it up with a shovel.
06:15No wonder you cry.
06:16Poke it first.
06:17I'm like, okay, it actually is dead.
06:19Because if I were to grab it and it was still alive, it started moving around, I don't
06:21know what I would do.
06:22I don't either.
06:23You would still be running down the street somewhere.
06:24Probably.
06:25You're like, ah, my God, it's alive.