The show acts out a scenario that a listener called in about when she had a tow truck driver who had two hook hands attempt to hook up her car battery.
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00:00Mary, we're talking about being beaten with a prosthetic limb.
00:13You had a story.
00:15Yes, about 25 years ago, we was up in Grayley, Michigan, and we needed a jump.
00:21And we called the tow company.
00:23It was pretty late at night.
00:24The tow truck man pulls up, and he's got two hooked hands.
00:27And he's trying to put the battery cable to the battery.
00:31Oh, that seems real dangerous.
00:33That's real dangerous.
00:35What happened?
00:36Oh, that's real, real dangerous.
00:39He's got two metal hands, hook hands, and he's attaching the battery.
00:43He's not the guy for the job, right?
00:45He's not the guy for the job.
00:48He would laugh every time the spark, he would just laugh.
00:52That was a good joke.
00:53And it was after about 10, 15 minutes, we're like, can't we put him on ourselves?
00:58No, no, no.
00:58This is my job.
00:59This is my job.
01:00And it was like 20 minutes, we'll be able to just get a jump.
01:07Why are you doing that?
01:08No, no, no.
01:09This is that.
01:10You don't know.
01:11How did you drive here?
01:12I signed up for this.
01:13I drove.
01:13I drove.
01:17It's been 20 minutes.
01:18Come on, man.
01:19Let it go.
01:20It is hot.
01:21With two claws, you shouldn't be doing it.
01:23I get it.
01:24I get it.
01:24It's hard to pinch.
01:25It's hard to pinch these goddamn claws.
01:28This isn't the job for you.
01:30Let's call in someone else.
01:32Let's call in someone else.
01:34Your two claws are.
01:35No, no, no.
01:36Your hair's starting to smoke.
01:38Man, what are you doing?
01:39Oh, man.
01:41Whoa.
01:42Woo.
01:43Failed that one.
01:45Failed that one all the way to my toes.
01:47Failed that one all the way to my toes.
01:50Gosh.
01:51This is a harder job than you think.
01:54Oh, no, no, no.
01:56We got hands.
01:57Just let us do it.
01:59Get your hands out of here.
02:01Here we go.
02:03Come on, man.
02:03You're going to get it.
02:04Come on, man.
02:04Come on, man.
02:05You're going to get it.
02:06Come on, man.
02:06You are going to get it.
02:08You're going to kill yourself.
02:09Are you starting to go to do anything yet?
02:15Holy cow.
02:16Wow.
02:18Woo.
02:19The guy with two claw hands tries to start your battery.
02:24You're going to just take one claw and then put one claw in the battery and then touch
02:28your battery with his other claw.
02:30Start it.
02:30Start it.
02:32Start it.
02:33Woo.
02:34And it worked.
02:36Worked again.
02:38Every time.
02:40Johnny, two claws, towing service.
02:44How did he drive the tow truck?
02:47Precariously.
02:49We're going to take a break.
02:50When we come back, there's more Riff News to get to.