Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about the craziest thing people have seen in public and one story involving a sex toy leads to a new business opportunity for Andy.
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00:00what's the craziest thing you've seen in public
00:12keith good morning yep oh good morning penis balls i was on my way home and we look next to
00:22us in the car next to us and there's an old man like an older gentleman sitting there and he's
00:29deep throating a dildo oh jesus can you imagine seeing an old dude blowing a dildo what are
00:38you doing there old timer i'm just relaxing the old neck balls
00:41wow dude that's crazy that's next level crazy yeah practicing his skills yeah practice makes
00:53perfect i'm scott hi scott good morning good morning ripcord uh there's actually a procedure
01:08that you get if you get like throat cancer or something you get your esophagus taken out
01:13and then they got to stretch your stomach up reconnect it and then you have to do that
01:17like every day i had a teacher whose husband does that what what what hold the press
01:23look this up look this up my recovery from surgery is to suck fake donners
01:29no there's no way that's not a real thing i'm trying to find dildo rehab but that old guy just
01:38is recovering from throat cancer but he's just sucking on a dong on his ride home
01:43they were lied to the surgery went well everything was good um yes doctor what you're gonna need to
01:48do what's that um it's a manual upkeep basically okay here is a giant 13 inch dildo you're gonna
01:56need to shove that down your throat to keep things going i'm sorry i've never heard of this oh it's
02:01standard practice i'll write you one prescription here for one giant american challenge dildo how many
02:06times a day do i have to put this in my mouth doctor two times a day minimum as many as you can
02:11to say you're stopped by a train uh next to somebody you're gonna want to deep throat that
02:16bitch someone said just come down and get your throat cancer dildo right off of i-75
02:22hey you never backed up with smoking and tobacco products did you got the throat cancer but came
02:28out on the other side successful yeah now you need a dildo to shove down that bad boy so you can eat
02:32food again don't you great american challenge we have it here in stock at andy's throat cancer
02:38dildo place right off i-75 i have throat cancer oh no and oh no i got a huge dildo
02:49spit it out now
02:54just kind of doing a warehouse on i-75 hell yeah he did i remember him
03:01thanks again andy hey you are welcome i'm glad everything worked out for you robot man
03:07i know you do you were laughing last time with that creeper robot voice last time you came in
03:21another satisfied customer
03:25oh now you're just creeping everybody out just gonna freak everybody out
03:30all right i told you about that now where again you're located right off i-75 dave you know that
03:36best yeah see there he's going he's going to show you how to do it is he doing it right now
03:42oh we don't need to see that oh we don't need to see that oh look at that oh we don't need to see
03:47that oh god no tell him to sell bandy's discount dildo farm i can't he's helping me sell my products
03:52tell him to sell bandy oh look at that for him that technique oh god oh god okay you'll be eating
03:59cheeseburgers in no time too much too much andy oh he's he's really going at it oh god oh god
04:05he's really going at you're gonna you're gonna knock your robot voice loose
04:12tell you be careful each one comes with a warning
04:16andy's throat cancer dildo help
04:22i told you see you done
04:24you got too into it knocked your robot voice down to a little one
04:29voice loose he did that giant double you saw me i told you these things are no joke
04:35several different sizes he went for the big one
04:39look at him go there we go that's enough
04:42andy you're shut down oh you're out of business you're out of business
04:46listen for sounds like that thank you okay yep jesus
05:00let him finish
05:02okay
05:07i really hope it's for the nine gold battery to die
05:11okay thank you thank you throat cancer
05:15you can go now my favorite part was dave going holy cow you guys
05:19what are you trying everything you try to wrap up
05:31i'm like i'm not stopping you put your little finger up
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