Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who is suing a retail store after she slipped in vomit in one of the aisles and Andy shares that this might be a moment he has been waiting his for his whole life.
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00:00A woman is suing Bass Pro Shops of course, yeah, after she slipped and fell on vomit in one of their stores
00:14Eww!
00:15Vomit!
00:16I've fallen on vomit before.
00:19Of course you have.
00:20Of course you have.
00:21And it is...
00:22I've slipped through it.
00:23Goddamn.
00:24It's bad times.
00:25I've slipped through it too.
00:26It was like an inch thick.
00:27Oh, goddammit.
00:29It was...
00:30You could see what he ate.
00:31What are you...
00:32Oh!
00:33Yeah, like noodles.
00:34Okay, Chuck!
00:35Noodles and noodles and noodles and noodles.
00:37I'd rather step in dog poo than vomit.
00:40Yeah, me too.
00:41Yeah?
00:42What do you do with your shoe?
00:43I don't know.
00:44I just went over to the grass.
00:46I remember that day at work years ago.
00:48Yeah, I just went over to the grass.
00:50Terrible.
00:51I can't handle vomit.
00:52I can't either.
00:53This little baby...
00:54I was like, whose vomit is this?
00:55I was on a plane once while I was on, and I saw the whole thing.
00:58Baby's like...
00:59And I was like...
01:01And the baby is like the most...
01:05The best vomit.
01:06The best vomit.
01:07You gotta deal with any vomit.
01:08It's baby vomit.
01:09It's baby vomit.
01:10I mean, the amount, I guess, is acceptable, but far from a miracle they are.
01:14But generally, it's just like creamy milk regurgitation.
01:16Yeah, that ain't any fun either.
01:18No, I know, but it's better than grown man chicken puke.
01:21Yes, exactly.
01:22It looked...
01:23It did.
01:24It looked like chicken...
01:25I almost passed out if you said that.
01:27I'm kidding.
01:29Wait, I almost...
01:30Oh, my lantern.
01:31She got...
01:32She got lantern.
01:33He's like, there's too many noodles.
01:36Well, this is like someone went to one of those...
01:38Could they name chicken puke?
01:39It was like someone went to one of those farmer's markets and bought one of that chunky chicken
01:44noodle soup and dumped it on the ground.
01:45Come on.
01:46Like a chowder.
01:47Like a corn chowder.
01:48Yeah, something like that.
01:49You know, just really bad to slip in.
01:51Anyway, back to the story that started this vomit discussion.
01:54This woman from Tennessee is saying that slipping in that puke at a brass...
01:59A Bass Pro sports shop has ruined her life.
02:02She may be taking it a little far.
02:04She says that fall in vomit caused her severe left foot pain, left thumb pain, left shoulder
02:12pain, back and neck pain, as well as fright and shock, temporary and permanent disfigurement,
02:18great physical pain and suffering, great mental, emotional anguish, medical expenses,
02:24and inability to perform the normal pleasures of sex.
02:28So she can't give hand jobs anymore.
02:30No.
02:31Her thumb must be a mess, huh?
02:33She's seeking a hundred and...
02:35After all that, you'd think more, but she only seeking $140,000 in damages.
02:39How much do you think they give her?
02:4140 grand.
02:42Maybe.
02:43I guess it all depend if they had video.
02:45Depends what her medical costs were.
02:46Yeah.
02:47I can't wait till I slip and fall to a place that doesn't have their signs up.
02:50It's going to be...
02:51You're going to be celebrating right there.
02:52My forehead hurts, one of my earlobes doesn't look right anymore.
02:55The only thing he won't do, he'll never say he can't do it.
02:58He'll never be like, I cannot, no longer...
03:02I can still have sex just fine.
03:04That's what I mean.
03:05That wouldn't be one of the things in this lawsuit.
03:07The only thing left of me is my impeccable sexual...
03:11Prowess.
03:12And my hard, rigid boners.
03:15It's all I have to say.
03:16We're honored in this lawsuit.
03:17Yeah.
03:18Can you put that in there?
03:20I don't think it's appropriate for the...
03:22Put that in there!
03:23Yeah.
03:24Get it in there.
03:25This may hit the nukes.
03:27I just...
03:28It's amazing.
03:29You're on the ground, like...
03:30In my knees!
03:31My elbow!
03:32My spine, too!
03:33But you're like, yes!
03:34Yes!
03:35Oh!
03:36Andy's fishing tackle!
03:37I know, I got a smile as I'm slipping.
03:41Ah!
03:42Yeah!
03:43You've been waiting your whole life.
03:47You're intentionally, like, twisting your arm in a bad way.
03:50Look at it!
03:51I hope I land on it!
03:54The slow-mo would be great.
03:55Sir, while we reviewed the video, preparing for this lawsuit, it does seem that you were
03:59in great joy as you fell.
04:01No, that's just my terrified face.
04:03Oh, it looks like you're almost laughing.
04:05My brain, because of the fall, doesn't know how to emotionally react anymore.
04:09That's right.
04:10But I have sex just fine.
04:12But even on the ground, it looks like you mouthed the words, yes.
04:15No, I was saying, yes!
04:17My ass!
04:20My ass!
04:22You can see it clearly, my ass!
04:25You were quoted once on a show, Dave and Chuck the Freak, as saying...
04:29I don't know them.
04:30You were just waiting on the day you could fall in a store that didn't have any signs up.
04:34That's a guy named Randy Blue.
04:37No, sir, that was you and Andrew Green.
04:40I don't know anything about that.
04:41Nope.
04:42I've never met those guys.
04:43Nope.
04:44Oh, you weren't a part of that show for quite a few years before the fall?
04:46You left Michigan longer.
04:47No, no, no.
04:48I've never even been to that area.
04:50And the lawsuit of $42 billion seems a bit excessive to us.
04:53I said gajillion.
04:55Gajillion.
04:56I'm gajillion.
04:57I'm gajillion.
04:58Yeah, the billion's nice.
05:00I was talked down.
05:02Yeah.
05:03All right, well, we'll look into this then and get back to you whether or not we'll be
05:06able to issue any damages.
05:07Hard boners.
05:08I'm sorry?
05:09I have hard, hard boners.
05:11Oh.
05:12Yeah.
05:13Great.
05:14I just want to get it out there.
05:15All right.
05:16Okay.
05:17Gajillion with a G.
05:19They'll see you on video deliberately walking toward it.
05:22Oh.
05:23A puddle.
05:24I get a selfie stick out.
05:31The fall was captured on several different angles of unknown cell phones.
05:38I go get a body cam.
05:40Yeah.
05:41Just walking.
05:42I just stood here for my job.
05:44I just like to look for fish and tackle things.
05:47Look for one of these stories involving Andy Green.
05:49It might be one of the few times you actually get a running start at something.
05:52Oh, yeah.
05:53That's the only time I'll run.
05:54You're like running to that puddle.
05:56I saw a great deal.
05:57I can see two people seeing the puke out at the same time.
06:01And I'm trying to-
06:02It's a face up.
06:03It's mine!
06:06Fight each other.
06:07Yeah.
06:08Oh.
06:09Oh!