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00:00Attention, please! Attention, please!
00:03Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
00:05Jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump!
00:07Mitorizu-chan!
00:11I can't say it in a loud voice, but can I say it in a quiet voice?
00:17It was pretty quiet.
00:19Everyone, thankfully, I was able to promote Mitorizu-chan to the 12th generation.
00:26Congratulations!
00:27With that, the first round is over.
00:29We have some gorgeous members here.
00:31Thank you very much.
00:33First of all, the master of Mitorizu.
00:35Mr. Hirin Kawashima!
00:37Nice to meet you.
00:39It's been a while since I've seen Mr. Kawashima sitting in such an awkward position.
00:42He's always like this.
00:44When I say Mr. Kawashima, I mean Mr. Hirin Kawashima.
00:48Mr. Kawashima, do you remember?
00:50When we celebrated the 100th anniversary, you were the master of the series.
00:54That's right.
00:55It was really a music program.
00:58Really.
00:59Kikujo Fuuma.
01:03I was able to do a music program called Otonaribu.
01:06Thanks to you, I was able to do a special edition of the 10th generation.
01:10Mr. Kawashima has a lot of talent.
01:13He asked me to do a music program.
01:15I did a little bit of it on this show as well.
01:18That's right.
01:19I can't say it in a loud voice, but can I say it in a quiet voice?
01:22It's a little bit too loud.
01:25That's true.
01:26No, I was able to do a music program for all of them.
01:31I have a good story about this.
01:33There was a guest who had a house-like room.
01:37The guest was a neighbor.
01:40The neighbor said,
01:41I changed the room to Otonaribu.
01:43Is Maru-shi here?
01:45Wait a minute.
01:46He's a con man.
01:48He's a con man.
01:49He hasn't changed much.
01:50Does that work in Japan?
01:53He's been through a lot.
01:56I don't think I can go to Japan if I don't change.
02:00I'm glad to meet you.
02:01It's my first time meeting you.
02:02This is Mr. Iwai.
02:04Nice to meet you.
02:05Mr. Iwai, why did you appear on the show?
02:07I thought it was good.
02:09I thought it would be good to say this corner in a quiet voice.
02:16The face is the point.
02:19The face is the point.
02:20I'm sorry.
02:24I'm modest.
02:25That's right.
02:28I can't be modest.
02:30I'm not good at it.
02:32But the face of the day and the face of the morning are a dream co-star.
02:38Thank you for taking care of me.
02:40Thank you very much.
02:41And this time, we have a special guest judge.
02:44He is Mr. Nakajima of FANTASTICS.
02:47Nice to meet you.
02:49How do you feel when you see this member?
02:51I really like comedians.
02:53Are you from Osaka?
02:54Yes, I'm from Osaka.
02:55I've been to Morinomiya.
02:56I heard you've been to the Morinomiya theater.
02:58Morinomiya?
02:59Yes.
03:00Isn't it a full-length play?
03:01But today, as a judge...
03:02Yes, please.
03:03If everyone goes too far, the viewers' eyes are on Nakajima.
03:07Everyone, if you don't know him for the first time, he comes to Kireidokoro every time.
03:11Unexpectedly, he said the most dangerous thing here.
03:14I know that.
03:16I've seen it.
03:17You can say that.
03:18If it's a nosebleed, you can throw it on the road.
03:23Really?
03:24It's like a man's temper.
03:29Compliance is a strict rule.
03:31I want you to forgive me if I can't say what I usually say in a low voice.
03:37Tonight, this is the only story with this member.
03:42I'm in a good mood, so can I watch it?
03:44What?
03:45Yes, please.
03:46Let's watch it.
03:49I can't say it in a loud voice, but...
03:52I've been promoted from a late-night show.
03:58I'm not a fan of fans who don't rejoice.
04:04No, no, no.
04:05Aren't you all happy?
04:06No, no, no.
04:07Everyone is happy.
04:08That's not true.
04:09What?
04:10It's amazing.
04:12Why?
04:13It's over when the song is released.
04:15I can't do an interesting project anyway.
04:17Oh, you want to attack.
04:18It's a late-night show, so it's okay.
04:20But the worst thing is that you lose interest.
04:23For example, if a well-known band is popular,
04:26I'm the only one.
04:27Yes.
04:28You and the entertainer.
04:29You lose interest, but you turn to anti-fans.
04:33You go to the enemy army.
04:34You go to the enemy army.
04:35Does that mean you hate it?
04:37I don't know.
04:38Don't you have an entertainer?
04:40When I was able to make a story on M-1,
04:43I finally got a TV that I admired,
04:46and I was able to cool down.
04:48That happens a lot.
04:52It's because you can't deal with it.
04:56He's going to go.
04:58He's going to go.
04:59Let's listen to him.
05:00I think the fans think so because they can't be recognized.
05:05I was just dealing with it because there weren't many.
05:10I'm being modest.
05:12I'm being modest.
05:13I'm being modest.
05:14You're always being modest.
05:16Please tell us what you're doing.
05:18Please tell us what you're doing.
05:19It's not a show where you can cut pork with a big body.
05:23That's not it.
05:24That's not it.
05:25When I first started, it was the opposite.
05:28It's a celebration game.
05:31It's like a lunch for the host.
05:33But it's getting better.
05:36At first, it was pretty anti-fans.
05:38There were some people who said they were fans.
05:44We're not celebrities who became famous by doing fan business.
05:50Fan business?
05:51What do you mean?
05:52That's what everyone says.
05:54What's a fan business?
05:56Please be careful with the volume.
05:58And the face.
06:00I can't make a face.
06:02Mr. Iwai's face is a little...
06:06I'll make a big voice.
06:09I don't want you to say you've been supporting me for a long time.
06:11I've been supporting you for a long time, but that kind of program is pretty good.
06:15I've said some bad things, but I've been supporting you since you were a musician.
06:22You've blocked everything.
06:24That's unexpected.
06:25That's unexpected.
06:26I'm not blocking you.
06:28I'm not blocking you.
06:29It's a lie.
06:30It's a lie.
06:32Mr. Kawashima, you've been told by Rabbit, haven't you?
06:35I've been told a lot.
06:36Even though I've liked you for a long time.
06:38Or even though I wanted to see you in the middle of the night.
06:42It doesn't matter.
06:46It doesn't matter.
06:47The people in the afternoon and in the morning are so excited.
06:53I'm trying to tie you up.
06:55I'm trying to tie you up in the middle of the night.
06:57I want you to be on this show.
06:59I want you to be on this show.
07:01I want you to be on this show.
07:03That's impossible.
07:04That's impossible.
07:06That's impossible.
07:07It's 2 o'clock and 12 o'clock here.
07:11What about you?
07:13You've been treated as a hero at the underground concert.
07:19I don't talk that much here.
07:21You don't talk that much here.
07:23I'm not.
07:25I was hated at the underground live.
07:27In the first place?
07:29In the first place.
07:31It's not charisma.
07:33It's not charisma.
07:35It's because it's a long time.
07:37So when you appeared on TV,
07:39you were treated like a hero of the underground live.
07:41How was that?
07:43But the show was in a time when there were no customers.
07:45I didn't know if anyone would take it.
07:47I thought that the staff would take it
07:49because it was on M-1.
07:51I predicted that they would take it
07:53because it was on M-1.
07:55But it was very slippery.
07:57Even though it was slippery,
07:59there was a lot of exposure.
08:01I was just lucky.
08:03I started appearing on TV
08:05when there were no spectators.
08:07I was very lucky.
08:09I didn't need spectators.
08:11I didn't need spectators.
08:13That's amazing.
08:15I didn't need spectators.
08:17I didn't need spectators.
08:19What do you think?
08:21Don't you get excited when there are spectators?
08:23When there are spectators,
08:25I can feel their excitement.
08:27I can feel their excitement.
08:29That's a nice expression.
08:31It's a happy expression.
08:33It's a happy expression.
08:35People who come to the show are always the first arrival.
08:37They are excited.
08:39Yes, that's a good expression.
08:41They are excited.
08:43That's a good expression.
08:45It's good when it's smooth.
08:47What about you, Nakajima-kun?
08:49What about the idol industry?
08:50That's what people who have been supporting me for a long time have been saying.
08:52When I announce a new drama,
08:54they say,
08:55I don't want to be famous from now on,
08:57so I won't advertise it.
09:00That's too explicit.
09:02You don't want it to sell?
09:03I don't want them to know.
09:05You're your own Nakajima Gai.
09:07That's right.
09:08There are a lot of cuts.
09:09It's a waste of time.
09:11You can say anything, anyone.
09:14It's a TV-related question.
09:17I can't say it out loud,
09:20but the TV staff
09:24are too quick to look for unexpected sides of entertainers and talents.
09:32That's a good point.
09:35It's pretty early.
09:39When we won the King of Gon,
09:41and when we were called out on TV for the first time,
09:44they were like,
09:46I want to show you a surprising side of Mr. Akiyama.
09:49I haven't shown it on other shows yet,
09:51but I'd like you to show me.
09:53I don't have the image of a gag,
09:55so I'd like you to do a gag.
09:58I'm not good at it, so I'm not doing it.
10:01First of all, I'd like you to show me what you're good at.
10:05After that, I'll know.
10:08Even now, it's not recognized.
10:10That's right.
10:12It's not particularly known to the world.
10:15My friends know it,
10:17but it's early.
10:19I wonder if everyone has experienced it.
10:21Isn't it early these days?
10:23It's fast.
10:24The rotation is fast.
10:25That's right.
10:26We've been friends with M-1 since Osaka.
10:29Batteries.
10:30I thought I'd go with Ace's stupid feeling,
10:34but two weeks later, I'm afraid of the situation.
10:38It's too early.
10:39Ace's turn ended in a few weeks.
10:41That's right.
10:42On another show,
10:44it was a special feature of Batteries.
10:46The time of the incident was very long.
10:48But if you really think about the combination,
10:50it's not the time to say the time of the incident.
10:56The time of the incident will definitely come.
10:59One year later, two years later, three years later.
11:01This is what TV does.
11:03Everyone is trying to go behind the scenes.
11:05It's like saying,
11:07I don't understand.
11:09That's not true.
11:10It's decided by Ace.
11:12Even though he's been with Ace for many years,
11:14he's going behind the scenes all of a sudden.
11:17When he's behind the scenes,
11:19he's always blinking a lot.
11:21He's blinking a lot when he's behind the scenes.
11:24That's right.
11:25He's going to do it from now on.
11:27It's like eating tonkatsu with salt from the beginning.
11:31That's right.
11:32First, go from a major place.
11:35At first, Mr. Kawashima was Mr. Tamura's...
11:38Of course, of course.
11:39Mr. Tamura went all the way.
11:41He was a junior high school student.
11:43He made 2.25 million yen.
11:45But he ran out of money.
11:47He ran out of money.
11:49He ran out of money.
11:50He ran out of money.
11:51He ran out of money.
11:52After he went that far,
11:53it was a good time to say,
11:54how about Kawashima next?
11:56Mr. Kawashima's ability is, of course,
11:58very strong.
11:59That's why he's so active now.
12:01It was very good, wasn't it?
12:04At this rate,
12:05there might not have been time for Mr. Kawashima to watch it.
12:08That's right.
12:09It's been a while.
12:10If it's used in a rough way, it's no good.
12:12There's a possibility.
12:13No, but...
12:14It's true.
12:15It's the same.
12:16The order is...
12:17It's the same with Haraichi, isn't it?
12:18That's right.
12:19I went to the survey.
12:20I put it on TV.
12:21I thought I'd catch up with the survey.
12:24The survey didn't go wrong.
12:26It's amazing.
12:27It's amazing.
12:28It's amazing.
12:29He's the top ranker.
12:30He's in first place in the TV appearance ranking.
12:32He's the top ranker now.
12:33He's the top ranker now.
12:34He keeps escaping.
12:35He keeps running away.
12:36He's the first tennis player in BOSE.
12:38He's a tennis player who can't get down.
12:40My partner didn't say anything,
12:42but he went quiet.
12:44It's a silent escape.
12:46It's a silent escape.
12:47It's a silent escape.
12:48He stays silent.
12:52You can't say it in a loud voice,
12:55but can you do it in a quiet voice?
12:57How about you, Nakajima-kun?
12:58Do you want to go for it?
12:59I'm going to make it flat a little...
13:00I'd like to say a few words, but I can't say it in a loud voice.
13:05The 3rd generation of J-SOUL BROTHERS,
13:09they all smell really good, don't they?
13:11Smell?
13:12It depends on the person.
13:19All of them?
13:20All of them.
13:22Even in the office or in the elevator,
13:25you can tell who got on the elevator.
13:28Nakajima-kun's sense of smell is amazing.
13:31No, no, no.
13:32I can tell.
13:33I can tell.
13:34I think so.
13:36Maybe I'm overdoing it.
13:38Maybe it's too late.
13:39Maybe it's too late.
13:40It's a very fundamental thing.
13:43From where to where is J-SOUL BROTHERS.
13:47What is it?
13:48The 3rd generation.
13:49The 3rd generation is 7 people.
13:507 people.
13:52You can tell by the smell.
13:53I can tell.
13:54It's not that kind of culture.
13:57I can feel it.
14:00I also do the live shows.
14:03I wonder if they are rehearsing.
14:06The smell.
14:07You mean they are professional.
14:10From the rehearsal to the actual performance.
14:12I said too much to you.
14:14It's okay.
14:15I'm not saying it smells bad.
14:18I'm just curious.
14:21The only one...
14:22The only one...
14:23The only one...
14:24The entertainer?
14:25I'm talking about Yasako.
14:27The entertainer.
14:28I'm talking about Yasako.
14:29The entertainer.
14:30The entertainer.
14:31I'm talking about Yasako.
14:32Yasako was wearing it.
14:34I wasn't.
14:35I wasn't.
14:36Who is next?
14:37The one who wants to go.
14:39You can talk about other things.
14:41It's okay.
14:42ITO-san.
14:45I can't say it out loud.
14:49I feel sorry for the people of your generation.
14:59I feel sorry for the people of your generation.
15:01I feel sorry for the people of your generation.
15:05I see.
15:06I see.
15:07The people of your generation are crazy.
15:09I see.
15:10I see.
15:11I'm not saying that I'm angry or I'm criticizing someone.
15:14I just want you to say sorry.
15:17Is that a real plan?
15:18Is that a real plan?
15:19Is that a real plan?
15:20I think it was fun and envious.
15:23I think it was fun and envious.
15:26I'm sure people who treated Shibayase with it are listening to Yasako, so they'll feel jealous.
15:30I think people who treated Shibayase with it are listening to Yasako, so they'll feel jealous.
15:38This is the time.
15:40If you did that in the old days, it would have been weird.
15:46And now, 50 years later, it's exploding.
15:49It's the opposite.
15:51Don't exaggerate.
15:53It's not about the current civilization.
15:56It's about the modern civilization.
15:58But it's accumulating, accumulating, and now it's like a big reversal.
16:04If it wasn't for that, what would you have done in this era?
16:08What?
16:09It's not about what you want to do.
16:12It's about what you wanted to do when you were a comedian.
16:16I want to be a cruiser.
16:23When I say something offensive,
16:26people say it doesn't fit the times.
16:30But if the times were good, I would have done it.
16:35The rules.
16:36It's very uncomfortable.
16:39If it was in that era,
16:42you wouldn't have done it because you thought it was bad.
16:48It's not about what you want to do.
16:50It's about what fits the times.
16:52It's a violation of the rules.
16:54I can't say much, but I want you to tell me the answer.
16:59There's a computer game, right?
17:03Who are you doing it for?
17:07I really want you to tell me.
17:09Who are you angry at?
17:11Isn't it the target audience?
17:15For example, if I say I'm fat,
17:17people who are fat will get hurt, so let's say I'm fat.
17:20Is there such a person?
17:22I don't know.
17:23Moriyama is the representative of fat people.
17:26It's like a meeting of fat people.
17:28I don't think I'm going to put myself in Moriyama's shoes.
17:32Who are you doing it for?
17:34There's a phone call to the call center, right?
17:39Do I have to answer that call?
17:43That's...
17:45Ignore it.
17:47Ignore it.
17:48Ignore it.
17:49Isn't it better to ignore it?
17:51It's true that you have to write down the number of the window to answer the call,
17:55and then you have to call the call center.
17:59That's possible.
18:01That's true.
18:02That's possible.
18:04Who's next?
18:06Can I ask you a question?
18:08I'll ask you a big question.
18:11Do you like raw oysters?
18:14Yes, I do.
18:15Do you eat raw oysters?
18:17Yes, I do.
18:19People who eat raw oysters are cheating, aren't they?
18:23What do you mean?
18:25Isn't that cheating?
18:27I don't like raw oysters.
18:32I'm sorry.
18:33I don't know why.
18:34I don't know why.
18:35I don't know why.
18:36It's delicious, but I don't eat it even if I'm on location.
18:44I can't use it for two days.
18:46It's painful.
18:47It's painful, so I have to spit it out.
18:49I have a fever, so I have to take a break from work.
18:51I know there's a risk that I won't be able to fly,
18:55so I'm trying to enjoy it for a while.
18:58No, no, no.
19:00You can't take that risk.
19:03Is it as good as two days?
19:06But I don't have any experience.
19:09It's the same as not being exposed.
19:12No, no, no.
19:13It's the same mechanism.
19:15It's the same.
19:16It's the same mechanism.
19:17It's the same mechanism.
19:18You're hitting your family.
19:20You're hitting your family.
19:21You're hitting your family.
19:23You can't stand up right now.
19:26But that doesn't matter.
19:29I'm going to enjoy it for a while.
19:32I'm going to enjoy it for a while.
19:34I don't think I'll hit it anyway.
19:36It's the same as not being exposed.
19:39But when I'm exposed,
19:40But when I'm exposed,
19:41I'm told,
19:42I'm told,
19:44I only say it.
19:46It's like you're talking to a woman with a hard mouth like that.
19:51I don't know.
19:53I'm just saying what I think.
19:55I know what you're talking about.
19:57I know what you're talking about.
19:59If it's a good place, you can tell me.
20:01I'll tell you.
20:02This is definitely not right.
20:04Also, I'm talking about expensive places.
20:06I don't go to cheap places.
20:08Cheap places?
20:10Did you hear that?
20:12What did you say?
20:14I don't go to cheap places.
20:16I'm just saying what I think.
20:18If it's a bad place, you can tell me.
20:20I know what you're talking about.
20:22You two didn't raise your hands earlier.
20:24What do you think about cheating?
20:26Cheating?
20:28I think everyone thinks about it.
20:30Kawashima, what are you talking about?
20:32I don't know what you're talking about.
20:34I'm just saying what I think.
20:36I'm just saying what I think.
20:38I don't know what you're talking about.
20:40I don't know what you're talking about.
20:42He's a cheater.
20:44He's not a cheater.
20:46He's a cheater.
20:48He's like a thief.
20:50He's a cheater.
20:52We don't get caught in a trap.
20:54We don't get caught in a trap.
20:56We don't get caught in a trap.
20:58This is the same.
21:00This is the same.
21:02This is a real pleasure.
21:04Do you ride a motorcycle?
21:06Do you ride a motorcycle?
21:08I do.
21:10People who ride bikes are frauds.
21:14That's right.
21:15There are a lot of people like that.
21:17Frauds who cheated.
21:19Frauds who cheated.
21:21I don't know about Iwai's bike, but it's like a old car.
21:27When I ride it with my kids, it makes a surprising sound.
21:31I want to feel good even if I cause trouble to others.
21:37It doesn't matter if it brings misfortune to others.
21:39Do you really ride it because you like it?
21:41I ride it because I like it.
21:43However, the sound of the bike 50 years ago was very loud.
21:47That's what I like.
21:50That's what I like.
21:52Is that the truth?
21:54Please refrain from saying that.
21:56When I think about it,
21:58I used to say,
22:00Mr. Watabe's live oyster is like this.
22:03That's a job.
22:05That's not a job.
22:07That's a job.
22:09I got it.
22:11Everyone is doing it.
22:13That's a gourmet character.
22:15That's a gourmet character.
22:16When I'm on a diet, I eat live oysters.
22:18We eat it where we are supposed to.
22:21It's a secret.
22:23That's how I say it.
22:25I'm not thinking of a joke, but I'm shaking my head.
22:27I still can't stop.
22:29I thought she was my girlfriend in my previous life.
22:31I can't say it because I don't have a future.
22:33But that's not discrimination.
22:35I'm doing it.
22:37It was dangerous.
22:39Recently,
22:41Mr. Higashi has finally appeared.
22:43Don't talk about it.
22:51I can't say much about this.
22:53The other day,
22:55I was walking down the hallway.
22:57When I passed by,
22:59he was wearing a red dress.
23:01His shoulders were shaking.
23:03It was a fluttering dress.
23:05He was shaking a little with my shoulders.
23:07The fluttering part?
23:09Yes.
23:11This is also based on my experience.
23:13No way.
23:15Don't talk in a loud voice.
23:17Don't talk in a loud voice.