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00:00How do you feel for March, Rico?
00:09Good, yeah. It would have been nicer if UNLV hit some fucking free throws yesterday.
00:12Because I cleaned up at night. Montana. Me, Ev, and Jerry all hit that. That was big.
00:17Grand Canyon. That was nice. Kansas pulled it out of their ass. I put them money lines.
00:21Akron first half. Oregon. I like Cal State Northridge late. Colorado State late.
00:25I mean, anyone wants to jump on Alabama, they're more than welcome. Roll Tide.
00:28I got Oregon. I got BYU in a money line. Parlay. Cal State Northridge jumps out.
00:33UNC jumps out. Colorado State jumps out.
00:36We just hit a first half with Akron. We're trying to get them. They're on my radar.
00:40I think they can win a game. UNLV missing 10 free throws killed me.
00:42Montana won. Grand Canyon and Rally Lake.
00:45You've got to jump in Bama's home. I don't know.
00:47So here's the thing. I love, what's his name, Fyler.
00:54Yeah, in all my years of watching Bama, he's my all-time favorite.
00:57Is it? You've been going back for 20 years?
01:00All your years watching Bama? Who are your other favorite guys in Bama?
01:04Well, you only go from 20, 21 on.
01:08Hit it. Bang! Yes!
01:12All right, let's rally, Duke. Duke's dead.
01:15I heard it's the next level. I gotta try it.
01:18Nobody will miss a mistake in this tournament. You're not ruining my tournament.
01:21I said weeks ago that was my team this tournament.
01:23Then why'd you bet the under?
01:25Because I thought they had lockdown D.
01:27But that's wrong. That's two years out of date.
01:29Then I'm wrong. I still could root for them, though.
01:31No, you're not rooting for them. You're rooting for them to not score.
01:34I'm rooting for them to play defense. That's still my team. I want them to win.
01:38I don't want your bullshit on my team in this tournament.
01:40It's too late. I already said it two weeks ago.
01:42Jerry's betting the under and he's acting like he's betting on Mississippi State.
01:44I don't want his bullshit on my team in the tournament.
01:47No, he did say it's his team this tournament.
01:49Remember what I told you?
01:50Brandon, look. I'm just fucking proof.
01:52I'm not watching this.
01:53What are you talking about? Get back!
01:56Come back, Brandon.
02:02I'm not.
02:03You think he's funny.
02:04I'm not.
02:05No, no, no. The only reason I think he's funny is he's literally stupid.
02:09You think he's funny because you're mocking him.
02:10No, stop. Stop. You're already 30.
02:13He's from Fifth Hall Tournament.
02:15No, he's not.
02:16He told me two months ago that Mississippi State was his team.
02:19I'm not doing it. I just won't tell him.
02:21But come on.
02:22No, I'm not 30.
02:23You are 30.
02:24It's a tournament.
02:25He'll stop.
02:26Tonight's 30.
02:27I don't know if I'm going to let him stop me.
02:28You're just going to cheer him on like this.
02:29No, guys. Relax.
02:31Look at me.
02:32I'm relaxed.
02:33You're not going to...
02:34I'll tell him to stop. I don't care.
02:35He did say it was his team two months ago.
02:37But I won't tell him to stop.
02:38I'm not doing this tournament.
02:39But he's not doing it as like a bit tonight.
02:41Oh.
02:42He told me two months ago that was his team.
02:45Okay. Okay.
02:46Yeah, he's not doing it as a bit.
02:47I'll tell him to stop.
02:48I'm not doing it.
02:49It's a tournament.
02:50I'll tell him to stop.
02:52Okay.
02:53It's a tournament.
02:54I'll tell him to stop.
02:55What do you want me to fucking say?
02:57Because you're not going to tell him to stop.
02:58You're going to go in...
02:59Jerry.
03:00No more. Shut it down.
03:01No more Mississippi State.
03:02Shut it down.
03:03Shut it down.
03:04Doug, you just said okay.
03:07No, he...
03:08I just shut it down.
03:09Hey, Jerry, shut down.
03:11Shut down.
03:12You're going to be quiet.
03:13You're going to be like this.
03:14No, I'm not.
03:15I just shut it down.
03:16I just fucking shut it down.
03:17Shut it down.
03:18Shut down.
03:19Shut down, Jerry.
03:20He's got his monkey just picking up the drop.
03:22You're a fucking moron.
03:24Hey, he's rooting against him.
03:26Brandon.
03:28Brandon.
03:29He's rooting against him now.
03:31Is that not what you want?
03:34That's got problems.
03:38I don't want him on my team.
03:40Then it's going to be against you.
03:41I don't want...
03:42Then I just won't come.
03:43That's fine.
03:44That's fine.
03:45Y'all have fun.
03:46I don't need you to come.
03:47Mess with Bosco.
03:48Mess with him.
03:49We have a pack.
03:50A what?
03:51Rico.
03:52A pack or a pack?
03:53That's okay.
03:54What do you mean?
03:55A pack.
03:56Hey, guys, that's okay.
03:57No, we have a pack.
03:58What is the pack?
03:59I don't know.
04:00It's just frozen.
04:01P-A-C-T?
04:02P-A-C-K.
04:03You guys have a pack or a pack?
04:04You don't know what it means.
04:05A pack.
04:06We're doing stuff together.
04:07Jerry, let's just make a pack.
04:08What's a pack?
04:09Yeah, make a pack.
04:10What's a pack?
04:11You're lying because you're like this is our team.
04:12This is you, Bethion.
04:13You can't do that.
04:14You're right.
04:15He's right on that.
04:16He's waiting for me to miss all night.
04:17He's right on that.
04:18If you're going to be on Mississippi State,
04:19you've got to bet Mississippi State.
04:20That's fair.
04:21Can I do that?
04:22Yes.
04:23Handshake.
04:24Give me the first missed shot.
04:25I won't be on your order.
04:26He's right on that.
04:27He's right on that.
04:28Pack.
04:29Pack.
04:30P-A-C-K.
04:31P-A-C-K.
04:32He's right on that.
04:33He's right on it.
04:34That was good.
04:35Good pack.
04:36Jerry declared Mississippi State was going to be his team
04:38like a month or two months ago in this tournament,
04:40and I don't know that Brandon believed him,
04:42but he did, so it wasn't like he just popped up
04:44spur of the moment on it.
04:45Brandon sure is an irritable son of a bitch for a guy
04:47who just signed a five-year contract with his basketball team,
04:50won by 30 last night.
04:51I think it seems like he shouldn't be too agitated.
04:53It seems like things are going pretty well for him,
04:55but maybe that's just my two cents.
04:57Yeah, we're riding with Mississippi State.
04:58See what happens.
04:59I think they're good.
05:00Great defense.
05:01Long guards.
05:02You know, Brandon and me, we've got a pack.
05:05It's always, you know, us together, Mississippi State.
05:08I said it months ago.
05:10That's my team.
05:11He got a little butthurt.
05:12He thought I was trolling.
05:13I wasn't a troll.
05:14Big Cat attested to it.
05:15I didn't know they run the floor like that,
05:17but we'll see.
05:18Riding with them.
05:24Let's go.
05:26Let's fucking get it.
05:28Let's go.
05:29The Tim Hortons.
05:30I got Timbits, donuts, maple cookies,
05:33back with some chips.
05:34Now I'm kicking it up spicy all dressed,
05:36not just the original kickers for the boys,
05:38bumping and grinding girls, whatever they need it, right?
05:40Let's get it, baby.
05:42Let's go.
05:44That coffee's got to be done.
05:45How long does it take for coffee here?
05:47Is it half full?
05:48Did someone not put enough water?
05:49Or did I get the wrong one?
05:50No, you probably just hit the wrong...
05:52Oh, the ounces or pounds or whatever.
05:55You'll learn.
05:56I don't even know where I go from here.
05:58What's up, baby?
05:59How are you?
06:00Welcome back.
06:01Welcome back.
06:02How are you?
06:03I don't know.
06:04Hopefully until 2037.
06:05I know.
06:06That would be good, no?
06:072037.
06:09Oh, these old whippersnippers?
06:10Yeah, those fucking rocks.
06:11Regular 149, got them for 30 banger.
06:13Fucking rocks.
06:14Oh, fuck yeah.
06:15Look at these things.
06:16Look, double-stamp.
06:17Oh, yeah.
06:18When you find 80% off,
06:19you can't find 80% off.
06:20In Canada.
06:21Oh, Canada, of course, sure.
06:22This is basically,
06:23this is like 16 bucks.
06:24Basically 16 bucks.
06:25What's up, Valrico?
06:26Nice to meet you.
06:27Nice to meet you.
06:28How are you?
06:29Good stream, man.
06:30Thanks, bro.
06:31Good stream.
06:32He's the guy that does the canceled show
06:33that's still trying to be in the show.
06:34Don't give him a hard time.
06:35Hold on one second.
06:36I thought we canceled that.
06:39What?
06:40I thought...
06:41Come on in, Dave.
06:42We got a special guest.
06:43Go ahead.
06:45You're still cranking out content.
06:47Steve, do you know the show is canceled?
06:50You're on a canceled show.
06:51You have a channel.
06:52Rico has a hard time.
06:53I don't know.
06:54You guys got to stay in here.
06:55You tell me.
06:56What am I supposed to do?
06:57I don't know.
06:58I don't even know what I'm supposed to be doing.
06:59Exactly, yeah.
07:00That's the thing.
07:01I don't even know what I'm supposed to be doing.
07:02There he is.
07:03There's my guy.
07:04There's my player.
07:05What's up, baby?
07:06Let's get it.
07:07Let's go.
07:08Did you bring a bunch of PMT gear?
07:09Or did you bring some back with you?
07:10No.
07:11The boys shook me up with a three-banger.
07:12Hanky sent it out to me.
07:13Do a one-two spot.
07:14Right?
07:15A little spot.
07:16I got to represent for the boys.
07:17We're going to do Fire Fest right now.
07:18Are you ready?
07:19Fire Fest?
07:20Oh, man.
07:21Remember?
07:22Yeah.
07:23Oh, yeah.
07:24That's when you...
07:25Yeah.
07:26Say whatever bad thing happened the last couple weeks.
07:27What happened?
07:28Anything happen?
07:29I don't know.
07:30You can...
07:31Jerry, baby, what's up?
07:32You big, sexy stud.
07:33Hey, congrats.
07:34Love you, baby.
07:35You good?
07:36Look at that Pittsburgh sexy little stud muffin there.
07:37You got the drone?
07:38No.
07:39You know who he is?
07:40Dude.
07:41Listen, listen.
07:42Hold on.
07:43No, you're on the phone.
07:44Sorry.
07:45Come on, guys.
07:46Oh.
07:47XA.
07:48Not today, baby.
07:49All right.
07:50Drone.
07:51Pick him up.
07:52Yeah, yeah.
07:53I know.
07:54Oh, yeah.
07:55Yeah, okay.
07:56Good to see you, baby.
07:57You look good.
07:58Holy.
07:59Oh.
08:00Maxi, homesy, homes.
08:01What's up, player?
08:02Nice to meet you.
08:03Hey, thanks for letting me take your seat for a little bit, dude.
08:04Of course.
08:05Of course.
08:06So you'll be right here.
08:07This will be your mic.
08:08This will be here.
08:09Okay.
08:10Yep.
08:11I'll be here.
08:12All right.
08:13My guy.
08:14What's up, baby?
08:15How we doing?
08:16Good.
08:17Yourself?
08:18Everything good?
08:19Good.
08:20Good.
08:21Let's get it, bro.
08:22Good to see you.
08:23Yeah, my dude.
08:24What up, P?
08:25Sorry, TFT.
08:26No, it's P. You're good with P, right?
08:27Yeah, you can call me P.
08:28Yeah, what's up, baby?
08:29Good to see you.
08:30Welcome back to the States.
08:31Oh, thank you.
08:32Very appreciated, man.
08:33We might just kidnap you and keep you to stock.
08:34I could do that.
08:35Oh, these old whipper snippers?
08:36Got them on a good deal, too.
08:37Regular.
08:38Believe it, believe it or not.
08:39Regular, $149.
08:40Someone would try to pay for these.
08:41I walked out of there with a steal and a half.
08:42$29.99.
08:43Wow.
08:4480%, dude.
08:45You want to see 80% off?
08:46You can zoom right in there.
08:47Look it.
08:48We don't want to lie to the people, bro.
08:49Look it.
08:50$29.99.
08:5180% off.
08:52You can't find that, dude.
08:53I'm honestly very jealous of those shoes.
08:54Oh, dude.
08:55Hopefully, no animals were harmed in this.
08:56Yeah, that looks like a-
08:57Maybe they might have, though.
08:58It's like leopard print.
08:59It's like leopard print.
09:00It's like leopard print.
09:02Yeah, it was my Buckeyes, but, you know.
09:03Yeah, it was Oregonian.
09:04I think I got to back up.
09:05My old lady and a few of my boys went to, back in Ontario, called Brock.
09:06They were the Badgers.
09:07Brock, you?
09:08Yeah, but I think I got to stick with the Big Ten.
09:09Maybe go with Wisconsin Badgers, no?
09:10Let me put a name out there for you.
09:11I'm a Badger.
09:12I'm a Badger.
09:13I'm a Badger.
09:14I'm a Badger.
09:15I'm a Badger.
09:16I'm a Badger.
09:17I'm a Badger.
09:18I'm a Badger.
09:19I'm a Badger.
09:20I'm a Badger.
09:21I'm a Badger.
09:22I'm a Badger.
09:23I'm a Badger.
09:24I'm a Badger.
09:31What do you think about Mississippi State?
09:37Not really.
09:37Brady's team.
09:38No, not really.
09:39He walked out of the studio last night I've seen.
09:41Yeah, yeah.
09:42He walked away, right?
09:43It would be very funny to lose Mississippi State.
09:45All right, go sit next to Max.
09:47We're going to do fire fest.
09:48Okay, I got to get out of here.
09:49Hey, guys, thanks for everything.
09:50Hey, bro, what are you talking about?
09:51We're sitting next to Max.
09:52Oh, I ain't leaving?
09:53Yeah, we're going to do fire fest.
09:55Oh, okay, I'll be in there, I'll be in there.
09:57That's not that far away, actually.
09:59I thought it was farther away.
10:00Let's go back home. These guys are so drunk.
10:02You can't hold him. Grab a seat.
10:04Stand over there. I don't want to stand, right?
10:06No. We got you all set up here.
10:08I feel bad. I need to get you a better chair.
10:10I'll get you a better chair.
10:12You can see the stains in this thing.
10:14You can see the stains in those chairs already.
10:16That's why. Don't worry. I came from worse.
10:18How do you like Oldie?
10:20It's good. That fucking hockey shirt was hysterical.
10:22And as long as I don't have to see his balls,
10:24that's good too, but he's good.
10:26Michael.
10:28You all got ice dogs?
10:30How did you get this? Give me a hug.
10:32How's your tennis game?
10:34I might be next up.
10:44How's your ace game?
10:46I don't know how to serve yet.
10:48Once you know how to serve, you'll be an ace guy.
10:50You'll be an ace guy.
10:52Once you know how to do that.
10:54How are you?
10:56You getting in my ass today?
10:58I got some shit for you.
11:00You just called me Brandon. You realize that, right?
11:02No, I didn't, Brady.
11:04What team were you in?
11:06Why would I call him Brandon? Come on, Brady. Grow up.
11:08What team are you in?
11:10Mississippi.
11:12Mississippi State.
11:14That's the maroon team. They're good.
11:16Yeah, they're very good.
11:18They're a very good squadron.
11:20Why are you doing this?
11:22They smoked the Tigers, right?
11:24The Tigers had zero chance.
11:26They're a physical team.
11:28Why are you doing this?
11:30To what?
11:32You can't hate on a good team.
11:34Who's our best player?
11:36You know who the best player is, dude.
11:38If you don't know, you don't know.
11:40Now you're going to choose individuals, bro?
11:42You don't play for the name.
11:44You play for the front of the jersey.
11:46That's a hometown team.
11:48You got to represent your team.
11:50Where's my guy?
11:54Like a cat's backpack.
11:56Just doing the thing.
11:58Doing the thing. So fucking funny.
12:00I want to go through all the starters first.
12:02Dude, yeah.
12:04It doesn't matter the size.
12:06He's got the fucking heart, dude.
12:08Or Cam or Matthews.
12:10Cam, Matthews, Cameron.
12:12He's a big dog, too. 6'7".
12:14How do you spell Matthews?
12:16T-T-H-U-W-S.
12:1822. R-J.
12:20Oh, yeah. R-J.
12:22Melendez.
12:24Oh, you're in the kitchen now, dude.
12:26Claude L. Harris. Michael.
12:28Oh.
12:30Nwoko. 3. Keyshawn Murphy.
12:32You liked him last night.
12:34Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:36It's a junior, too, so he's got so much more piss and vinegar left in this guy's tank.
12:38Maybe he can't slow down now.
12:40Zero Claude L. Harris. 5. Sean Jones.
12:42You should have everybody, yeah.
12:44Yeah, that's pretty much the squad.
12:46You know, just kind of helping my friends.
12:48He wants to...
12:50We want to learn a little bit about Mississippi State.
12:52We're just talking about who. We're planning for the day,
12:54planning for the week, the month.
12:56Sean Jones is a guard.
12:58Coming up.
13:02He's from
13:04Olive Branch, Mississippi.
13:06Where's he from? Olive Branch?
13:08Olive Branch native.
13:14Can we get the Badgers game on?
13:16Guys, someone's got to turn the game on, please.
13:18Hold it!
13:20The game!
13:22Dude, the game's on at 1.30.
13:24It's back to the bad question.
13:26Oh, hold the drink of Flash IV for us.
13:28Yeah, yeah, we can do that.
13:30Guys, bro, what are we getting here? Body armor 8, Flash IV.
13:32You guys know the deal.
13:34One swig, chiggy, gotta go.
13:42That's a good drink.
13:44That's a real good drink, man.
13:46But...
13:48I already feel hydrated.
13:50Flash IV, we're back!
13:52You guys are doing great. Okay, keep it up.
13:54Okay, we gotta...
13:56Girls, guys, is the game back on?
13:58I just asked. Please and thank you.
14:00We're watching games that don't matter right now.
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14:36Excited for Mississippi State?
14:38Love that. Thrilled, yeah. Can't wait.
14:40He knows everything about them.
14:42He told me everything.
14:44Melendez played for the Puerto Rican
14:46National Team.
14:48Remember what age group?
14:5017. He knows their coach's name too.
14:52Yeah, Johns.
14:54We can't talk shit about our best player.
14:56No, I'm not talking shit about him.
14:58I just want him to work harder.
15:00Play number two. Run play number...
15:02Shut up and fuck that bitch.
15:04Oh my gosh. How did that go in?
15:06What do you have?
15:08What do you have?
15:10What do you have?
15:12Tate?
15:14Tate, what do you have?
15:16He was doing it to me.
15:18He was doing it to you?
15:209-2, man.
15:22What is 9-2, man?
15:24You know, about halfway through last night,
15:26I thought Jerry's going to be an asshole.
15:28You're the asshole. Rico and Tate are basically
15:30the same person.
15:32You didn't know a single thing that night.
15:34That's why. They didn't motherfucking say it.
15:36And you keep fucking denying it.
15:38He's not doing his meds for the rest of the weekend.
15:40Timeout. Timeout.
15:42Timeout.
15:44Timeout.
15:46Timeout.
15:48Oh no.
15:50Oh no.
15:52Timeout.
15:56The rebound.
16:02What in the fuck are we doing?
16:04Come on, Tate. Come on, baby.
16:06Come on. Big D. Big D.
16:08Fuck! How'd that happen?
16:12We got Barstool After Dark,
16:14Flight After Dark.
16:16PFT is manning this flight simulator thing.
16:18Flying nine legs of a flight.
16:20The sooner you get off the plane,
16:22the less money you get.
16:24So you want to be on towards the end.
16:26You win $1,000. However,
16:28if PFT crashes
16:30on your leg of the flight,
16:32you get no money. It's going to be electric.
16:34We're flying across America, going spring break.
16:36Woo! We're traveling from
16:38Chicago. Flying from
16:40first leg is O'Hare to Midway,
16:42I believe. It's a short, like,
16:44ten minute flight. And then we're going to make our way
16:46across the country. And we're picking up
16:48a very special guest in Dallas,
16:50Texas. Maybe the most famous airplane
16:52passenger of the last 25
16:54Wait, what year is it now?
16:56The last 24 years.
16:5823 and a half years.
17:00Most famous airplane passenger.
17:02She will be joining us on our stream.
17:04Tiff, bing bong hanky.
17:06Ready for tonight?
17:08Oh, Barstool After Dark.
17:10Yeah, I could be here for
17:12ten hours sitting next to my
17:14ex-girlfriend who just told the entire
17:16world I slept with half the office. I'm sure that won't be
17:18awkward. He's already
17:20slept with half the office.
17:22Oh!
17:24He should probably take a chill pill.
17:26Holy shit!
17:28How are you feeling after last Friday?
17:30I mean, I feel like a king.
17:32It basically put the crown on
17:34my head, you know?
17:36Not even have to say anything.
17:38Wait, so I don't get to win the thousand dollars? This is bullshit.
17:40Bullshit!
17:42It was Lucas' idea.
17:44I said you should be on the plane.
17:46I think so, too.
17:48Only because I want to win the money.
17:50That's true.
17:52Sup, Tiff? Hi! How we doing?
17:54What's up? Are you on right now?
17:56No, we're not on. We're not live.
17:58It's coming out. I wasn't even making it.
18:00It's gonna see it. Alright, the other thing is
18:02obviously Tiffany is a surprise
18:04guest. She's not in until 1, 2, 3
18:06the 4th and 5th games.
18:08But Arian, very nice of him to join
18:10us, is going to... Oh, that's the plane girl.
18:12Oh, no!
18:14I just figured that out.
18:16The plane girl?
18:18I'm not very good at landing.
18:20I'll be honest. I'm not.
18:22Sorry, yeah. That's gotta be a story.
18:24You're gonna go like... We're live?
18:26Alright, we're live.
18:28PFT hyped up that we had a special guest.
18:30I hyped up that we had a special guest.
18:32I do see how you would see
18:34that it could be that Tiffany Gomez
18:36this motherfucker ain't real.
18:38It's Arian Fox. So, hope we don't
18:40disappoint, but we're super excited for Arian.
18:42I love Arian.
18:44That ain't disappointing.
18:46I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm excited.
18:48Can we bring in our first punishment?
18:50If it stinks, I'm out.
18:52If it stinks, I'm out.
18:54If it stinks, I'm out.
18:56Oh!
18:58Hell no!
19:00That's a commotion.
19:02Fucking nope.
19:04Oh my God!
19:06Let's see who's interested in it all.
19:08Good job.
19:10Are we in the air?
19:12We're in the air.
19:14Alright, we have seven people left.
19:16I don't really think that I'm
19:18fit to run this challenge.
19:20So, we are going to bring in our special
19:22guest for the game.
19:24This motherfucker isn't real.
19:26Everyone give it up for Tiffany Gomez.
19:28Woo!
19:30It's Gomez.
19:32You can sit in the captain's
19:34chair, Tiffany.
19:36Played for the New York Yankees
19:38and St. Louis Browns between
19:401916 and 1928.
19:42That motherfucker is real.
19:44Korean rat snake.
19:46Non-venomous. Don't have to worry.
19:48Oh my God.
19:50Oh my God.
19:52This is a mistake.
19:54This is a mistake.
19:56It squeezed me a little bit.
19:58Nice.
20:00Good work, PFT.
20:02Each contestant is going to
20:04bowl five
20:06frames.
20:08What's up, PFT?
20:10We get a punishment?
20:12You have to sit in there for the next length of play.
20:14Does it make you smell really bad?
20:16Yeah.
20:18What the fuck? I can't lose this one.
20:20I can't lose this one.
20:26Nice.
20:28Oh no, there's a plane that's taken off.
20:30Oh yeah.
20:32Hit quit!
20:34Hit quit!
20:36How did that not hit you?
20:38Oh!
20:40I'm sorry!
20:42I was trying to land.
20:44Honestly?
20:46I don't want to see this in the face.
20:48Oh my God.
20:50This is what I get
20:52for stepping up and being a fucking man
20:54because those two couldn't.
20:58What, Lucas?
21:00I don't want it easier
21:02on me because I'm a girl.
21:04Because then Chad's going to go crazy.
21:06W Annika.
21:08Lucas, however you would make a man do this.
21:10This is so gross.
21:12I don't want to be here.
21:14I really don't want to be here.
21:16Oh wait.
21:22No, it's fine.
21:30Yeah, you can smell it in the back.
21:34He's starting to get used to it.
21:36We're chilling, not breathing through the nose.
21:38I feel rock solid.
21:40I feel rock solid.
21:42You guys aren't even fucking in here.
21:44It's so bad out here, though.
21:46I can only imagine what you feel.
21:48Where's the closest exit?
21:52Oh my God!
21:56Someone open this fucking door!
22:00Oh my God!
22:02Oh my God!
22:14That was really, really bad.
22:16I just hope.
22:18I actually don't know if I hope it smells this bad tomorrow or not.
22:20I kind of hope it does a little bit.
22:22But it's bad. It smells really bad.
22:26I feel good.
22:28My hair's clean since I was forced to
22:30take a shower last night at the office.
22:32My first office shower.
22:34Had to use the amazing
22:36Nicky Smokes towel
22:38that he doesn't wash.
22:40So that smelled about
22:42just as good as the fart spray.
22:44Yeah.
22:48Thanks, man! I love it!
22:50Appreciate it, bro!
22:52That guy's the best, dude. What a beauty.
22:54What a beauty.
22:56What's up, baby?
22:58Good morning, how are you?
23:00You smell beautiful, too.
23:02That's nice.
23:04Alright, big day today.
23:06Let it go!
23:08Friday's the day!
23:10Friday's the day!
23:12So, everyone's got a good morning?
23:14Good?
23:16Smokes, man. What happened, dude?
23:18I heard about the bet last night.
23:20You and Anika, man.
23:22Dinner, man.
23:24You gotta let our girl fly, man.
23:26I gotta let the bird out the cage.
23:28Yeah, let the bird out the cage, man.
23:30I said let the bird out the cage,
23:32but sometimes, you know, it's good to like
23:34call the bird back, you know?
23:36Yeah, I know, but you gotta let her fly, man.
23:38She's gotta let her go.
23:40There's plenty of fish in the sea, bro.
23:42You gotta start swimming in the ocean, dude.
23:44Yeah, plenty of fish in the sea. Go swim.
23:46Go swim with some sharks and little minnows, man.
23:48Oh, Alabama slamma.
23:50He's back. What up, baby?
23:52Holy fuck, this guy's on field training.
23:54Oldie, where's your bird?
23:56Where's your bird?
23:58My bird? What do you mean?
24:00I don't have birds, dude. I'm married.
24:02You're married? You don't have rings in Canada?
24:04No, dude. I'm not a ringer, dude.
24:06What happens if I'm lifting something,
24:08dude, guard band, pinch, gone.
24:10Then I'm shocker for life, dude.
24:12I can't do that, dude.
24:14Are you this guy or this guy?
24:16You know, that's room talk. You can't talk about that behind me.
24:18Depends how the game goes, right?
24:20Why are you talking about that? You know what I'm saying?
24:22I don't know about you, but, I mean,
24:24it's just, uh, that's our thing.
24:26Yeah, but you know what they say, dude?
24:28Don't shit in your own backyard, dude.
24:30I've already shit like four times in my backyard.
24:32I can't hate the guy for that.
24:34You can't hate the guy.
24:36He's out there having fun, dude.
24:38Let him go. He's having fun, dude.
24:40All your tokens are done.
24:42I use all my credits.
24:44All your Chuck E. Cheese, Dave & Buster dollars are done, dude.
24:46All your Dave & Buster dollars are done, dude.
24:48You know what I mean?
24:50Dude, that's all it takes.
24:52As long as you got some tokens,
24:54you win a couple prizes, have some fun, dude.
24:56That's what the game's about.
24:58That's okay, Smooks. That's okay.
25:00I like him now. He's alright. He's okay.
25:02He thought it was a joke, and I told him there's plenty of fish in the sea,
25:04and he's out here thinking it's all good in the hood, dude.
25:06Like I told him,
25:08I don't understand, bro.
25:10And then he's asking me about my birds.
25:12What about your birds? My birds? I'm married, dude.
25:14Kick rocks.
25:16Alabama. Creighton. K-State. Pitt. Duke.
25:18Rutgers. Ohio State.
25:20Ole Miss. Marshall. Iona.
25:22Syracuse. Kansas.
25:24Manhattan College.
25:26He's listing all his fake-ass connects,
25:28like a bunch of fucking janitors and people
25:30that just wore a polo in the stadium one time
25:32that he puts a little basketball emoji
25:34next to their name and says it's his contact.
25:36It's crazy.
25:38Kentucky. Bryant. Eastern Illinois.
25:40Arkansas. Charleston.
25:42Kent State. Arizona State.
25:44Denver. Michigan.
25:46Red State. Dayton. New Mexico.
25:48UAB. Indiana.
25:50UCF. West Virginia.
25:52JMU. Longwood.
25:54Iowa. San Diego.
25:56Davidson. High Point.
25:58Xavier. St. Mary's.
26:00Oregon. Auburn.
26:02George Mason. Clemson.
26:04That's a lot of schools.
26:06Holy shit, that's like...
26:08I've been everywhere, man.
26:10I sucked every coach, man.
26:12Holy fucking...
26:14This guy, what's his name?
26:16Pass Johnny, no?
26:18These aren't even the real coaches?
26:20This guy sucked off
26:22the entire country, dude.
26:24Rico, you sucked
26:26off the entire country, dude.