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00:00All right, we're live.
00:01Early edition of Unnamed Show.
00:04Kirk, not here.
00:06I'll do the ads.
00:07We had to move it around because, well, originally Whitney said he wouldn't be here.
00:13That's next week.
00:14Where are you going?
00:15What do you mean?
00:16No, you said this week originally.
00:18I know, but I thought, you know what?
00:20I'm going to make anything work for you.
00:22So forget what I said.
00:23Well, no, I'm making it work for you because you said you couldn't do it.
00:26No, no, no, no.
00:26Then I said, listen, Thursday's completely fine.
00:29I had the wrong date.
00:30And then you said, oh, I'm flying.
00:31I got to work this thing around my schedule now.
00:34So we're going at 6 a.m.
00:35No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37Yes, that's sort of right.
00:39But that's absolutely not.
00:40You don't get credit.
00:41You said you couldn't do it today.
00:44So I said, let's do it Wednesday or Friday around your schedule.
00:48You're like, actually, I can do it on the exact time.
00:50But I had already booked a flight on that time because you said you couldn't do it.
00:55Where are you going?
00:56I got to go to Nashville.
00:57We got a Jimmy Buffett event.
00:58See?
00:59Oh, sick.
01:01Yeah.
01:01So I fly right after this.
01:03DraftKings.
01:03I'll just do the ads while Kirk always on time.
01:06I've never heard that proclamation, but he's nowhere to be found.
01:09Maybe I'm thinking of you then.
01:10Did you make that proclamation?
01:11I'm always on time.
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01:20There he is.
01:22Kirk-y.
01:23Welcome to the show, Kirk.
01:24Kirk-y.
01:26You know what they say.
01:27My mic's slamming, though.
01:28Did you have any of those coaches?
01:30Whit, if, if, if you're like, what is it?
01:33If you're a minute late, if you're not five minutes early, you're five minutes late.
01:37Like, that type of thing.
01:38If you're not five minutes early, you're late.
01:40Yeah.
01:40Yeah.
01:40I had, uh, I was stuck in traffic to accommodate Whitney.
01:43So, I mean.
01:44No, this is actually Dave.
01:45No, this is Whitney.
01:46This is actually Dave.
01:47This is Whitney.
01:48This is actually Dave.
01:49I happily signed off.
01:50Dave, who's going to get on a flight right now?
01:52No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:56Fine.
01:57We'll ask, uh, Kirk, lady, lady pants over here.
02:01What?
02:02Who is more responsible?
02:03Lady, lady, lady pants.
02:04What does that mean?
02:05Late.
02:06Oh, you thought you meant lady, lady.
02:07No, no, no.
02:08I apologize for being tardy.
02:10I'm very rarely tardy.
02:11It's my fault.
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04:28I'm actually on a Jack Pocket billboard in Massachusetts.
04:31I saw that.
04:32I did see that.
04:33That's my first billboard.
04:37Oh, sick.
04:38It is kind of sick, Ryan.
04:40I thought it was sick.
04:41Okay.
04:42I mean, it's kind of sick.
04:44It's not a billboard.
04:45Yeah.
04:45I never was, even the radio in Boston.
04:47No, never happened.
04:48You weren't on one?
04:49No.
04:50You, Dennis and Callahan?
04:52No.
04:52Intercom was not going to spend that kind of money.
04:54So that's why we...
04:56They weren't going to do it.
04:57Kirk, where he's kind of like the jerk of the show.
05:01Oh, yeah.
05:01Yeah.
05:01Yeah.
05:02I have noticed that.
05:03Let's take a poll.
05:03Who's the jerk of this show?
05:05Well, like...
05:05A clip came out of you treating people like shit for two minutes this week.
05:10Oh, my God.
05:10And you're calling me the jerk.
05:11Someone made that like you couldn't make that a Kirk.
05:13But my point...
05:15What the fuck?
05:16I mean, what the...
05:16So you just admitted you could make it a Kirk, too.
05:19Well, I mean, what is it?
05:20So who's the jerk of the show?
05:21Whitney?
05:22Whitney.
05:22I agree with that.
05:23Yeah, I would agree with that.
05:24Yeah, we agree.
05:24Okay, guys.
05:25Well, a little thing when I'm like, it's cool, I'm on a billboard, and you give me...
05:30It's nice.
05:30Yeah, it's nice.
05:30And he's like a sarcastic, like, okay, okay, buddy.
05:33Dave, when you were a kid driving around 95 or 128, and you saw those billboards, you
05:37never thought I might be on one one day.
05:38Correct.
05:39It's a nice accomplishment.
05:40I was on a billboard like 20 years ago.
05:42So to me, it's nothing.
05:44Like I said, the jerk of the show.
05:46That's a jerk attitude.
05:47I mean, own it.
05:49Why were you on a billboard 20 years ago?
05:50BU hockey, just flying down the ice, right on the mass pike there.
05:54Boom.
05:55Right above campus.
05:56Everyone driving into the city.
05:58Wit dog.
05:59Carrying the puck up.
06:00Hold on.
06:01So 20 years later, you got on one.
06:02To me, it's not a big deal.
06:04So you were wearing, like, a helmet?
06:08Yeah, so when you play hockey, you have a helmet on.
06:10Yeah, so like...
06:11Craig McTavish didn't.
06:12So it was like, was it just you, or it was like, how many people were on the billboard?
06:16Just me.
06:17Head up.
06:18Wow.
06:19Who's open?
06:20It said front, so it said your name?
06:23It didn't say my name, but I was on the billboard.
06:25What kind of mask were you wearing?
06:26And I don't even think it says a coho bubble.
06:29What kind of...
06:30A copy of a Jofa bubble.
06:31So clear shield?
06:34No, it was a cage.
06:35Oh, so that doesn't count then.
06:37Oh, it 100% counts.
06:38No.
06:39People don't even know.
06:40You have to point out to people, it's you.
06:45Well, BU hockey was kind of the star of the billboard, though.
06:48Correct.
06:49But I was representing BU hockey.
06:51Yeah.
06:51Sure, no, look, I've never been on one.
06:53Thanks, Kurt.
06:54No, I would like it to happen.
06:55I don't think most people will go down that billboard and have any clue.
06:58Like, I was a sophomore in college, and even then I wasn't like, oh, my God, I was on a billboard.
07:02It's so cool.
07:03And you're 48, and you're like, I was on a billboard.
07:05This is awesome.
07:07Yeah.
07:08Okay, fine.
07:09Gee, all right.
07:10Well, I'll start wherever you guys want to start.
07:12I know I'm late, so we can do mini golf recap.
07:15We can do any bar.
07:16So anything interesting that's jumped out the last day or two.
07:18I will say I was listening to a little bit of the Kirk Minahan show and Mutt talk about my horse.
07:28Oh, yeah, yeah.
07:29Saying I should sell micro shares.
07:31But that's not even it.
07:32He wants Mutt's dream in life is like VIP service of the track.
07:37Correct.
07:38If Mutt had signed up with Barstool.
07:43Oh, don't do this.
07:44Like, I mean, does he not understand what would have come with that?
07:47He would have had box seats, VIP, shine in the shoes.
07:51It was just, I just listen.
07:53It's like he's so dumb.
07:56He's an amazingly stupid person.
07:58Yeah, he's a uniquely stupid individual.
07:59He would have to be treated with an ounce of class at the racetrack.
08:02That's like his dream in life.
08:04And you offered him that.
08:06Yeah.
08:07He also, the picture that whatever racist was on the show that these people bought like one percent, one tenth of one percent of some horse.
08:15I forget what it was, and it was like 700 people in the picture with the winning horse.
08:18It felt like you had nothing to do with it, right?
08:24Yeah.
08:24I mean, people do.
08:25It varies.
08:26Like, you know, I'm fortunate where I'm in a spot where I can afford a bigger stake.
08:32But when I started doing this, I was buying far less, and I'd feel attached to it.
08:37One tenth of one percent?
08:38You'd feel attached?
08:38I don't know about one tenth of one percent, but one percent.
08:41And you do get the access that you want to get.
08:45So I sort of see what he's saying about.
08:46But it's a very rich person.
08:48Again, I've said this a million times.
08:49I'm poor for horse racing.
08:51So a guy like Mutt, who's on his wife's, like, payroll, basically, I sort of understand what he's saying.
08:59But I don't understand when he's like, my dream would be VIP treatment at the track.
09:04Oh, yeah.
09:04That's crazy.
09:05Those are the owners?
09:06Yeah.
09:07I mean, I mean, everybody's tweeting me pictures of Mutt, like, in the middle of it, like, passed out.
09:11And he was like, you know.
09:12Mutt's poor for Bill Ricca.
09:14Yeah.
09:15Mutt's just poor.
09:16But his wife's probably rich.
09:19Mutt's poor.
09:21Well, he is.
09:22He is.
09:22Yeah, he is.
09:23If you're trying to claim, I own the horse.
09:25And then that's the picture.
09:26I get it.
09:26I mean, that's crazy.
09:27You know what it is?
09:28It's like the old days, the place in Boston.
09:32That bar.
09:32Oh, yeah.
09:33Every athlete was the owner of that.
09:35Everybody owned the place.
09:37Everybody owned the place.
09:39And bars are sometimes like that.
09:41So, yeah, it's similar.
09:43Similar.
09:44But, you know, the people love it.
09:46I have said I want a winner's circle picture with just myself.
09:51Like, nobody.
09:52Just myself.
09:53But that's, like, we're talking maybe billionaires?
09:57Yeah.
09:57And even a lot of them don't.
09:58Because billionaires, even in such a hard game, like Rapoli, who's a billionaire I'm friends with.
10:03He owns a lot of horses himself.
10:05But he has a lot of partners.
10:06Like, you can't just.
10:09I mean, I guess you could.
10:10But horses are selling for a million, two million.
10:13It's like.
10:13And you need lots of them because it's so hard to have great horses.
10:19So, you're buying these horses.
10:21You buy 50 horses a year and it's 50 million.
10:27So.
10:27I saw the video.
10:28The funniest part of the video was how chunky you looked.
10:31And I know people let you have it.
10:33But you were just laying down like it's nothing.
10:36And you spent 550 grand?
10:39Six.
10:40575.
10:41Yeah.
10:41So, you send that woman there and then you just lay down and you just tell her to keep going or stop?
10:48That's how it works?
10:48Yeah, I was bidding.
10:49I was bidding on the horse.
10:50She was there at the auction.
10:51And she's on speakerphone telling me where we're at.
10:55Look, it's a tough angle.
10:57It's a tough angle.
10:58And I'm watching Kirk.
10:59I watched.
11:00I don't know if you saw episode 500 of stool scenes.
11:03I did.
11:03All the legendary moments of stool scenes.
11:05Dave, you were thin in a lot of those.
11:07Like, you must have gained 15, 20 pounds in some of those videos.
11:11Yeah, I put on a lot of weight.
11:12And I don't.
11:13I mean, people are going to take shots at me.
11:15It's my shoulder.
11:17I can't do anything with my shoulder.
11:19You can walk on a treadmill.
11:21You can walk on a bike.
11:22Ryan Whitney, I walk every single day three miles.
11:25Are you a prisoner of the pizza?
11:27Pizza's a problem.
11:29Yeah.
11:29We saw him at Barstool.
11:31A lot of snacking.
11:32I like eating.
11:32Like last night, Mark from Lucali, best pizza maybe in the world.
11:40It's in Brooklyn.
11:41He has a spot in Miami.
11:43He's like, I'm in Miami to cook tonight.
11:46I go down there.
11:47I felt like a pizza whale.
11:49I ate so much food.
11:51I couldn't even move.
11:53Well, the other day, they brought that pizza.
11:55The guy came and made you a bunch of pizza for the guy from Utah or whatever in Chicago.
11:59And then they went and got sandwiches.
12:01And you're like, yeah, if it's a chicken parm, pick one up for me.
12:03You don't need to eat the chicken parm in that situation.
12:04You already had the pizza.
12:05Then the Pirates booty.
12:07Then the Reese's peanut butter cups.
12:10We're just worried about you.
12:10Then the Dots pretzels.
12:12Well, no, I'm not like fat.
12:14I'm like, I'm going to die.
12:16And to be honest, I'm getting up at my age.
12:18I'm not like in the clubs.
12:19Like when I'm going out, I was doing drugs to go out.
12:23Like you can't stay awake.
12:24Like I can't stay awake.
12:25So that hurts your appetite.
12:28Metabolism is slow.
12:29Yeah.
12:29Yeah.
12:30Are you off the Adderall?
12:31Because the Adderall, you don't eat.
12:32I don't take Adderall anymore.
12:35You've conquered that.
12:35Wow.
12:36Good for you.
12:37So I just eat.
12:39Right.
12:39You mean you could eat less?
12:41Yeah.
12:42I choose not to.
12:43Okay.
12:43Hey, listen.
12:44All right.
12:44I don't have a lot of things to look forward to.
12:46I look forward to eating.
12:47Horse racing.
12:48It is fun.
12:49I hear you on that.
12:50So it's like, what the hell else?
12:52Like I start thinking about what I'm going to have for dinner at 11 a.m.
12:56Right.
12:56You build your day around it.
12:57Yeah.
12:58Yeah.
12:58It is a highlight.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Great.
13:01Great.
13:02A little humble brag.
13:03I'm not going to do it.
13:04No, no, no.
13:05Now you have to.
13:06I like the humble brags.
13:08We like the humble brags.
13:09At dinner last night, David Beckham is in there.
13:13Comes up.
13:14He's like, great to see you, Dave.
13:16David Beckham.
13:18Wow.
13:19He's like, you say, how'd you gain so much weight?
13:22That's like when Gretzky asked for my picture.
13:26What'd you say to him?
13:28Sure, Wayne.
13:28I'll squeeze you in.
13:30No.
13:31What'd you say to Beckham?
13:33It's like, great to see you.
13:34A hug, blah, blah, blah.
13:35I mean, I met him once before, but I wasn't going to say hello to him because I didn't
13:38want, I was very much like, who are you?
13:41I was, didn't know that he'd like, hey, Dave, great to see you.
13:45Do you think maybe one of his handlers had said, hey, that's Portnoy, you met him before?
13:49No, he was with his family.
13:50Was he with What's-Her-Face?
13:51No.
13:52His wife, he just brought his sons for the pizza.
13:54He's the coolest guy there is, by the way.
13:56Like, so cool.
13:59Tattoos everywhere, the accent, cool guy.
14:01Cool guy.
14:03Okay.
14:04Okay.
14:05Dave, are his kids like kind of rock stars?
14:09You're saying he's cool because he has an accent?
14:11I don't understand.
14:11He's just cool guys.
14:12Oh, he's got tattoos, Kirk.
14:13He's got tattoos.
14:13Oh, he's got tattoos.
14:14Okay.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Okay.
14:15Who, Dave Beckham's not a cool guy.
14:17Fine.
14:17Oh, I don't know.
14:17I've never met him.
14:18You haven't.
14:18No, no, fine.
14:18You're friends with him.
14:19I don't know him.
14:19I got a hair thing.
14:20No, no, you guys, you guys are way cooler than Beckham.
14:22No, I think David Beckham's a cool guy, but you just sounded like a Manchester United
14:2710-year-old.
14:28He sounded like a 12-year-old panting guy.
14:29Like, he doesn't say, does this, doesn't do this with hockey guys?
14:33Of course he does.
14:34Like, I give a fuck about, like, Ovechkin?
14:36No, I don't.
14:37What do you mean?
14:38Who have I said to a cool guy?
14:40Well, you're going to suck dick now.
14:43That's what you're going to say.
14:43I heard this last week.
14:44Yeah.
14:44We're going back to this thing where Hank's sucking my dick, or now you suck Ovechkin's
14:48dick.
14:48Kirk, he was still going at Hank.
14:50I watched the rundown after we won days later.
14:54I was texting him days later.
14:57You bullied him.
14:58It was a disgrace.
14:58I actually suck.
14:59I actually bullied him.
15:00Kirk came clean.
15:01Yeah.
15:01Kirk came clean.
15:02Kirk came clean on his show.
15:04He came clean.
15:05He came clean on the show.
15:07He's like, you know, I had to, like, bail out Casey Smith and pull that little stunt.
15:13Pretend I did it.
15:14That is, that's satire for the audience.
15:15You guys can't keep going.
15:17There was a moment in the, where I was, I think it was Dave and Austin.
15:20I don't remember this or not during, and I, we were talking in the middle of all this.
15:24And I literally was like, I don't even, I blanked.
15:26I was like, I have nothing left to say.
15:27I just walked away.
15:28I'd run, I'd run out of argument because all it was, was essentially the three of us arguing
15:32for three days.
15:33I, what happened was.
15:35Endless loop, like on an endless loop.
15:36The Ryder cup.
15:37I mean, that's a cool guy cup, Whitney.
15:39If we're talking about cool guy cups, you're walking around here with a coffee mug that says
15:44coffee on it.
15:45That's a little bit like Nuve rich.
15:47I mean, you're reaching now, man.
15:49No, that's kind of a coffee cup.
15:51It's kind of a cool.
15:52If you're saying it's cool, we'll get, we'll get, we'll get, I didn't expect that could be
15:55your gift for him saying hi to you.
15:57That's the kind of, that is, that is nitpicking to the highest degree, even for you.
16:01And Kirk does not want to have my back.
16:03If he doesn't have to Dave, you're reaching.
16:05I'm not, I'm not looking to defend you, Whitney.
16:07I mean, it's a coffee cup, but this is what happens when you go at Dave, he's just thinking,
16:11how do I get him again?
16:11How do I get him?
16:13No, not true.
16:14But no, but I, I stand by everything I did.
16:15I, I actually thought, so there was a, there was an aerial view that came out that I hadn't
16:21seen after from the rap.
16:22I have not seen that.
16:23And it was the most blatant, like.
16:26I haven't seen it.
16:27Don't think it's necessary.
16:28So, so that just shows people who think it's an act.
16:30I was still mad at Hank.
16:32I was texting him days after the fact being like, you're a coward.
16:35I have never seen a call made in any sport.
16:37Mini golf doesn't matter where they then reverse it 30.
16:40Well, it happened like, that happened like three times during it.
16:43Like with the fucking Dave with his practice shot.
16:45This is like this, this whole thing was out of control.
16:47That wasn't though a call that was made and then reversed.
16:50Well, if, I mean, I'd rather have history be corrected.
16:53I mean, there's an element of people that think Hank wants to keep it close.
16:57So he saw the way it was going, but I don't think that's the case.
17:01Oh, nobody gets off.
17:03I think I do get hot.
17:04No, no, no.
17:05Show the whole, you get off.
17:07Yeah.
17:07You get off in his backswing.
17:11He's looking right at you too.
17:13That's what I said.
17:14Once the backswing started and it wasn't just a lift off.
17:16It was a scrape off the white.
17:19It was in response to Dave saying, you're, you didn't, I didn't want to get penalized
17:22again.
17:22I was legitimately trying to move.
17:24Also on the Kirk Manahan show.
17:26He was saying like, I would never yell in somebody's backswing.
17:29I don't do things like that.
17:31Wouldn't that you're standing nose to nose my whole life.
17:36One person swore yell in the middle of somebody's backswing during the whole thing.
17:39One person Dave.
17:39That's it.
17:40I wouldn't do that.
17:41That was a response.
17:41I actually was stunned that Casey handled that as well as she did that, that like shot
17:46was an inch away from being good.
17:49I thought that would, I thought that would destroy that show.
17:52And I thought the, the tournament overall was a win.
17:54I thought that was, it was, it was amazing.
17:56It was, it was a team.
17:57It was a team event.
17:58Dave didn't want that.
17:59I pitched it from the beginning.
18:00I wanted that to, I thought it'd be better than a tournament.
18:02Great event.
18:03Great event.
18:04Good.
18:04Credit to you guys.
18:05I, if we would do it again, congratulations to you guys.
18:06Coming down to the last match was just, I mean, you could, I guess maybe Hank had that in
18:11his head.
18:12Maybe.
18:13I don't know what's in that head, but I will say Dave offering the losing team $400 each
18:18is just such a dick move.
18:19Like I was trying to think of the amount of money I would accept it from you at that
18:22point, maybe a million dollars he put in front of me.
18:24But the idea that I take $400 from you.
18:27This is what you get when you're the big, bad boss.
18:29You do nice gestures.
18:30It's just such a nice gestures.
18:32Don't even, don't even carry any weight.
18:34400 bucks.
18:35You're acting like that.
18:35That's they lost.
18:37Like, why are they getting any money?
18:38Like, that's because they put up a great effort.
18:40Would you take that weight in that spot?
18:42No chance.
18:42I wouldn't have taken it.
18:43But it was funny, Dave.
18:44After it was Kirk, myself, Frankie, Casey, Riggs, Vibs, Cons, and we're just like eating
18:51dinner at the hotel.
18:52And Kirk's talking about how much money it would have to be to accept it.
18:55And Vibs is at the end of the table.
18:57He's like, I accept it.
18:59I accept it.
19:00Yeah.
19:00Which I get.
19:01Which I have no problem with.
19:02But like Casey, for example, took it and then gave it back.
19:05And acted like she didn't take it.
19:06That I have an issue with.
19:08Yeah.
19:08Well, she got caught in the middle there because Meek Phil took it.
19:14Vibs took it.
19:16She took it.
19:17Then you guys didn't take it.
19:18Yeah, Casey.
19:19Give him any cash.
19:20No.
19:20Are you serious?
19:21Yeah.
19:22Kirk, are you guys coming out?
19:24No.
19:25Please take it.
19:26Kirk, come in.
19:26Kirk's disgusting.
19:28That's fucking gross.
19:30You're just such a dick.
19:31I feel like I can't.
19:33I'll give him my.
19:34Stock market's down.
19:35I'll take it.
19:35Okay.
19:36She's giving it back.
19:37She saw which way the wind was blowing.
19:42Wait, how much is it?
19:43Full credit, by the way.
19:44Dave played great.
19:45Dave was great.
19:46Unreal.
19:46Played great.
19:47And Meek Phil was kind of a horse for your squad.
19:49Meek Phil won two matches for us.
19:50Yeah.
19:50He was good.
19:50It was good.
19:51It was good.
19:51So hopefully we'll do it again.
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20:38What was with you?
20:39I don't even want to know.
20:40It's one of those things.
20:41It's like, Dave, you want to bring it up.
20:44Cons.
20:45Who, me?
20:46Yeah, you.
20:48What?
20:48Anyone on our team was in the firing line.
20:51You go into the college of the event.
20:53But you seem like you had a thing for him.
20:56I don't like him.
20:57I don't like the sound of his voice.
20:58I don't like the fact that he pretends he's in the military.
21:00I don't like his association with chaps, who I hate.
21:03I don't like cons.
21:04The world would be a better place if cons wasn't in it.
21:07Okay.
21:07That's a succinct answer.
21:09Yeah.
21:09I just don't like him.
21:10I was on the Minahan show, one of the first interactions you had when he said he knew more about Springsteen than you.
21:15That's an issue, too.
21:16And he was wrong.
21:17Called in.
21:17And he was dead wrong.
21:18Couldn't get one answer right.
21:19Yeah, I had an issue with that, too.
21:20I don't like the guy.
21:21I think if you asked everybody in the world, we could come to that consensus.
21:25It'd be better.
21:26Earth would be better if he were not.
21:27I like cons.
21:30Good for you.
21:31Good for you.
21:32Good for you.
21:32I will say, too, the clip of you, which when you just missed a putt.
21:38Yeah.
21:39Oh, you said with this text that he told me.
21:42The courage.
21:43The courage on this guy.
21:46It was a straight putt.
21:47It just rimmed out.
21:48It didn't go in.
21:49But you put everything in your body into something.
21:52You know, I don't know.
21:55You're leaking.
21:56This was a great putt.
21:57God, that was a good putt.
21:58That's a good putt.
21:59Perfect speed.
22:00Oh, no.
22:02Just getting a face full of turf.
22:09Oh, no.
22:11Those calves.
22:11Fucking courage.
22:12That's good.
22:13I mean, that's, yeah.
22:15In one body.
22:18But where is the courage?
22:21It's just like, it's just to be able to put it out there and not be afraid.
22:25You know, in that situation.
22:25Everything I had, I put in that.
22:27Meek was devastated there.
22:29You could see.
22:30I still have the cuts on my leg from when I fell there.
22:32I still have scrapes on my leg.
22:33So, yeah.
22:33So, Kirk, when you, when Beef missed that putt, I mean, one of the meanest things you could
22:38ever do.
22:39Like, somebody, you know, chokes and you're in their face doing the choke.
22:42And then you went back and did it again.
22:44Like, you don't feel bad at all about that.
22:47Absolutely not.
22:48This is a competition.
22:49What are you fucking talking about?
22:50This is a competition.
22:51We're there to compete.
22:52Listen, I think Beef went up in my book.
22:55He's relatively new.
22:56He handled it.
22:56He had a good week.
22:57He brushed that off.
22:58He put the, that moment when you're in his face, he just puts the ball back down.
23:03Yeah, it was a good sport.
23:04And just re-putts it.
23:05Yeah.
23:06They were turning the lights off in the building.
23:08He was still hitting that putt.
23:09Yeah.
23:09No, he was vindicated.
23:10He had a big hole in one the next match.
23:12Beef had a good week.
23:13It's also that image just staring at the scoreboard.
23:16Like, from high to after day one.
23:19Your point with Beef there, Dave, though, was that you thought he was winded after 36 holes.
23:23I think that's a legitimate possibility.
23:25Yeah.
23:25There was talk of a cart.
23:27Yeah.
23:27Yeah.
23:28I would have brought in a cart.
23:30Yeah.
23:30Like the old bullpen cart.
23:31We sent him out.
23:32We tried.
23:33Yeah.
23:33That's a big thing.
23:34He had to walk 36 holes.
23:37Yeah.
23:37Yeah.
23:37That's not easy.
23:38That's not easy.
23:40My legs were given out.
23:41Yeah.
23:42No, that's a big combo, you and Beef.
23:44And, yeah, White Sox, Dave.
23:45Speaking of Collins, White Sox, Dave, as I knew, Collins, a fatso.
23:48White Sox, Dave, just dusted them in that race.
23:50That was crazy.
23:52By minutes.
23:53Yeah.
23:53I don't know what Collins is doing.
23:55Collins came into my office before that, like, opened the door.
23:59He's like, who you got in this race?
24:00I'm like, I actually am here in White Sox, Dave.
24:02He looks at me like I'm crazy.
24:05He's like, are you crazy?
24:07Like, what's up to me?
24:09That's what he did to me.
24:10I'm like, all right.
24:10You can't even believe it.
24:11I'm like, fine, you.
24:12And then he lost by 10 minutes.
24:14Is this defense that he was in the military like 30 years ago?
24:18Who cares?
24:18Well, that's what I was saying.
24:19Like, West Point.
24:21Oh, shit.
24:226.30.
24:23Oh, my God.
24:23That's a hell of a mile.
24:26That's a hell of a mile.
24:26That's shit, Dave.
24:27Congrats, Dave.
24:28Where is Cont?
24:29Oh.
24:31Oh, man.
24:33Pathetic.
24:33What's his time?
24:35Eight something?
24:35Also, Dan told me after that, apparently, I think Con's had enough of White Sox, Dave.
24:43Like, he's like, you're this close.
24:44Like, you're this close to crossing the line.
24:47And I don't know if he then said he was kidding, apparently.
24:49But, oh, yeah.
24:50It's a clip of it.
24:52Are you on a, do you have a military pension or something like that?
24:55Yes.
24:55Oh, great.
24:56You should have to give that to Dave.
24:58You should have to give that pension to Dave.
25:00He is ripping off the taxpayer.
25:02Ripping off the taxpayer.
25:03Dave, I'm going to say something.
25:08I'm not joking around right now.
25:09You're, like, this close, bro.
25:11This close.
25:13I don't think he's kidding there.
25:16No, he's definitely not kidding.
25:17You prefaced it with, I'm going to say something.
25:19I'm not kidding.
25:21Okay, I had to ask.
25:23That's my point.
25:24All right.
25:25Dave, I'm just fucking weak.
25:25I know you are.
25:27Yeah.
25:28I don't think you were.
25:29No, you definitely were.
25:30Definitely was not.
25:31I loved it.
25:32You know, you see the temperature of the room, and then you have to say, oh, no, I was kidding.
25:37Yeah.
25:38If you're going to do it on it.
25:39Changed.
25:40Changed quick.
25:42What else have we got?
25:43The, any final Masters thoughts, guys?
25:46Wit?
25:47Dave, did you bet?
25:48You two are the biggest Rory hater.
25:51I don't like Rory.
25:52I don't like him either.
25:52No, both of you.
25:53I don't care if you don't like him.
25:55That's 100% understandable.
25:57But for you two to still say he didn't prove anything is the dumbest.
26:02He vomited on himself.
26:04He vomited.
26:04He vomited the 18th hole after having to answer a perfect drive and a perfect approach.
26:10Good for him.
26:11He did it.
26:11Whoa, whoa, whoa.
26:12The extra hole you're talking.
26:14The 18th hole he bogeyed.
26:15The 18th hole he blew.
26:16Okay, so the playoff hole, he hit second on the drive, second on the approach.
26:20Do you think, do you think he was shaky down the stretch?
26:24Yeah, I think 13 was the worst shot of pro golfers ever hit.
26:27How about, how about the gap wedge in the 18 that he flamed into the bunker that missed
26:30a four footer?
26:32If he loses, no doubt.
26:34If he loses, if he loses 100%, but he won.
26:37He won the Masters, but I'm saying it was a shaky win.
26:39There were great moments.
26:40There were horrific moments.
26:41Of course it was a shaky win.
26:43You can't dispute that.
26:44That's not even the argument.
26:44It's not going down as like one of the great performances in Masters.
26:48It was a great event.
26:50Great drama.
26:50Correct.
26:51It was great drama, but it was because he was so bad.
26:54There was a great performance on Sunday.
26:56It was Justin Rose.
26:57But it's, he was so bad, 13, 14, and then he's hitting these perfect shots, 17.
27:04Justin Rose, if anybody in his neighborhood put up a big number, he would have lost.
27:12What do you mean?
27:12Well, if that's why it's a four round tournament.
27:15If Bryson shoots 60, 80 wins.
27:17Yeah.
27:18If you shoot 70, he wins.
27:20I'm not saying he won the tournament.
27:22You win the tournament.
27:22Definitely.
27:23Absolutely.
27:23He had great shots.
27:24But he, he, he, it wasn't a great performance.
27:30It was great drama.
27:31Yeah.
27:31He had great moments.
27:32I mean, wait, that shot on 13, a six-year-old would go, you go 40 yards left.
27:39He choked multiple times in the back nine.
27:41Yeah.
27:41And that was, that was, was, was interesting about you're watching somebody battle his chokes
27:46and still have great moments at the same time.
27:47It was a great, great event.
27:49But to say that he wasn't like shaky down the stretch is nuts.
27:53No, I, I, I agree.
27:55He was shaky, but like you guys are saying, he's still not the guy.
27:58It's like, he's definitely not.
28:00Grant.
28:00Definitely not.
28:01Definitely not.
28:02Like, Scotty, Scotty Scheffler wouldn't have hit those shots in that situation.
28:05Not a chance.
28:07No, no chance.
28:08You've watched Scheffler play for no chance.
28:11Scheffler's going to hit that shot on 13.
28:12No way.
28:13I'm 18 with that.
28:14No way.
28:15No way.
28:15No way.
28:16No way.
28:16Yeah.
28:17I think, I think just fucking up along the way, made it even more impressive on the
28:20playoff hole.
28:21Like that, like to do, he had a great, he's a real choke artist.
28:24Then he chokes on the playoff.
28:26But you can't say that because it's, it birdied a playoff hole to win the grand slam.
28:31So, so if, if, if Rose makes birdie at 18, make birdie in the playoff also, and then
28:35beats him in the next hole, does he, is, is McIlroy, does he, has he then choked?
28:40Or did he choke?
28:41Or did he not choke because he made the birdie later on?
28:43No, any way he loses, he chokes.
28:46Was 13.
28:46Anyway, he was right.
28:47So that's, but he won.
28:49Was 13 to choke?
28:50No, that's not it.
28:5218 is a choke, right?
28:54What do you mean?
28:55Because you're answering his question saying, if he loses, he chokes.
29:00You have plenty of masters champions who win the tournament.
29:03Like they, he birdied the 18th hole, the playoff hole.
29:06No, no.
29:07And 17.
29:07Absolutely.
29:08There's no, there's no element of choke.
29:09They took it.
29:10They won it.
29:11He's, he survived it.
29:14Yeah.
29:14Like Nicholas in 86 did not choke.
29:16Tiger in 19, all his wins did not like choke.
29:20Roy choked, but also came through.
29:21Both can be true.
29:22It would be like if Mickelson, when he made that double bogey at wing foot, got no playoff,
29:25then won the next day.
29:27He still would have choked on 18, but then he came through.
29:31Yeah.
29:31I guess, I guess I just could, I consider him even more the guy now.
29:35Oh, well that's.
29:36Oh, see, I don't, you think he's better than Scottie Scheffler?
29:39Scheffler, man.
29:40Like the, the, the past, what?
29:42Eight months.
29:43He's, he is.
29:44Scheffler didn't do anything.
29:45He was two shots out of the playoff.
29:46Um, I, like, I think Rory will win like three more majors now.
29:51Maybe.
29:52Yeah.
29:52I mean, maybe because the pressure's off.
29:53Definitely possible.
29:54They played.
29:55I mean, he had great.
29:56That shot at 15 was insane.
29:57Still 14 more cell phones.
29:59I think it was the best five hours of TV I've ever watched.
30:05Well, I would say not five hours.
30:07I'd say once he did that on 13, that last two hours was unbelievable.
30:10Cause it wasn't heading into that.
30:12Even if doubling one, I was like, Oh my God.
30:15Yeah.
30:15Yeah.
30:16The other thing I like about it's not even Rory's fault, but like the golf media
30:19around Rory, just fawning, like crying.
30:22Well, it's crazy.
30:24It's not his fault.
30:25Not his fault.
30:25That's a, that's a thing.
30:26I have a golf in general.
30:27If you root for everybody, you root for nobody.
30:29It's like everybody, you root for every shot.
30:33It makes no sense.
30:34You got to root against.
30:35So you're saying you don't like how they root for golf.
30:37I heard you say that somewhere.
30:39Like, I don't like that overall.
30:41And I think Rory is kind of a jerk.
30:43So combine those two things.
30:45I think he's a cell phone thing was, was, was crazy.
30:48He's sneaky.
30:48Crazy.
30:49Peeling out of the, it turned out that the kid taking the video was like,
30:54he's a golfer.
30:55I think he's like a top amateur golf.
30:57College golfer.
30:58Yeah.
30:58So it wasn't that big of a, a, a chirp.
31:02He was like, just like the masters or she said something like that.
31:05Right.
31:05When's the one last one, he chokes.
31:07He's like, just like that.
31:08Yeah.
31:08The guy steals his cell phone.
31:09It's like in what world golfers.
31:12But like if another like content guy, like you coming up,
31:15a young guy coming up was like chirping you.
31:17I feel like you wouldn't just take it.
31:19You mean you take, you think Dave would take his phone and like throw it away?
31:22I don't know what Dave would do.
31:23Have you seen what we do at our mini golf tournaments?
31:28It's, it's, it's near murder.
31:30That's true.
31:31I was attacked several times.
31:32Oh, like I would never do your, your inside the ropes.
31:35I've never liked it.
31:37I like golf golfers or soft country club, like people.
31:41And they don't, they don't allow, like it's a sport.
31:44You should be, I think you should be able to scream in people's backswings.
31:48Oh, that, so that's where we're leading with this content creator classic or Ryder cup.
31:53I should say where you're talking backswings in the face putting, like no.
31:58No, I mean, we were fairly, there was no backswings, but there would be like,
32:03Oh, I'd like that.
32:05And I think to be honest, you do it and then everyone gets used to it.
32:09And you don't even, you should, a professional athlete should be able to tune out the gallery.
32:16You should be able to be supreme focus on the ball and like not let a chirp get to you.
32:24What's the only sport.
32:25It's crazy.
32:26That's never going to happen at the masters.
32:28Obviously.
32:28No, I know.
32:29I know, but it's the only sport where professional athletes don't have the focus to block out the crowd.
32:35So if somebody screamed and Rory's backswing on the playoff hole,
32:38like the world would have been, you know, Twitter's like this stuff, but you would have been like, that's great.
32:44Yeah, I would have liked it.
32:45I get that you can't do it because nobody does it.
32:51So it is a little bit different if nobody's doing it and one person does it.
32:56So I wouldn't do it.
32:57You can't do it.
32:58I'd be like, Whoa, but I'd like it.
33:00I would be like, Oh, that was unreal.
33:01Like at home, me watching it, I would be like, I like that.
33:06While the world is burning.
33:08I would have been like that.
33:09I can't wait to see what happens next.
33:11So.
33:12So why did we start early today?
33:14I'm confused.
33:16Well, I originally had last week, right?
33:19So I said, I couldn't come Thursday, but I had the wrong week.
33:23So Dave said, can we do Wednesday or Friday?
33:25I said, I'm still good for Thursday.
33:26He had already booked a flight for the show time today.
33:30And then we went to this one.
33:32I got to go to Nashville.
33:34We have a Jimmy Buffett event.
33:35What do you mean?
33:36We have it.
33:37It's a barstool, Jimmy Buffett event, or it's you.
33:40Who's it?
33:41Well, it's a band called Jimmy Buffett.
33:44It's a Jimmy Buffett tribute band.
33:47They kind of, from what I've gathered, they seem good.
33:49I've seen a lot of them fall and they do Jimmy Buffett.
33:51And then they kind of miss max it into like grateful dead fish.
33:54They kind of jam out in the middle of Jimmy Buffett song.
33:57Anyways, Jimmy Buffett, they're playing in Nashville.
34:00We have a Jimmy, a Jimmy Buffett, Dave Portnoy,
34:04free party at our Nashville bar beforehand.
34:08Before the concert.
34:09Okay.
34:10Gotcha.
34:10So you, you have.
34:12So I sat in traffic to hustle here to get the,
34:14because you had to go to the Jimmy Buffett.
34:16Got it.
34:16Okay.
34:16I was just wanting to make sure.
34:17This is booked a long time ago.
34:18Sure, I understand.
34:19Yeah.
34:19Why didn't you tell us that last week?
34:21I didn't book the flight yet.
34:25Oh, gotcha.
34:26Okay.
34:26If he didn't say that, I would have done it later.
34:29So it's Whitney's fault.
34:30Is this a private jet or a commercial?
34:33Private.
34:34Must be nice.
34:36I'm not a big tribute band guy.
34:38I saw a 2U or something.
34:41They got it.
34:41It was incredible.
34:43Oh, yeah.
34:43I saw the B Street band once.
34:45It just wasn't.
34:46Well, I don't know.
34:46I can't.
34:47Well, what are you going to do when your guy dies?
34:48Yeah, I know.
34:49I know.
34:49It's like a little different.
34:51I would agree, but my guy's gone.
34:53So I can't enjoy myself anymore.
34:57So you'll close your eyes and just imagine it.
35:00Well, no.
35:00I mean, I love Jimmy Buffett.
35:01I've seen a million shows, and he died.
35:04If Jimmy Buffett's a 10, what is Jimmy Buffett?
35:07Like a 6?
35:08J. Hammy Buffett.
35:10Are we like an 8 out of 10?
35:12Where'd that come from?
35:13I just watched that 500, the stool seats thing.
35:20That was a cheap shot.
35:24I don't know.
35:25I haven't heard Jimmy.
35:26They sound good.
35:27This will be the first tribute that I've gone to since he passed away.
35:31They have an official Let's Keep the Party going that tours in bigger venues with the
35:37Coral Reefer Band.
35:38But because of my schedule, I've never been able to get to one of those.
35:42It's such a kick in the dick for you that you actually got to know him, right?
35:47And then he passed.
35:47A little bit.
35:48Yeah.
35:48Had lunch with him at his house.
35:50Met him a few times.
35:52Mushed him.
35:53I mushed him.
35:55Well.
35:56Who's the asshole on this show?
35:57You think Dave's responsible for his expiration?
36:00Even Kirk looked up.
36:01Kirk was looking at his notes.
36:02And when you said I killed Jimmy Buffett, he looked up.
36:05You killed him.
36:05I'm saying like, from a true crime perspective, I didn't realize you were a potential candidate.
36:09That's the case.
36:10That's right.
36:11I would do that.
36:12Dave fed him 14 chicken farms.
36:17You guys see I met Trump?
36:19I did see you.
36:20You'd already met him.
36:21You see him, gave him a hug, made him piss his pants laughing.
36:24What did you do with the?
36:25I said I like the water pressure legislation.
36:28I was pointing at my hair.
36:30Does he say, hey, Dave, as well?
36:32Yeah.
36:33He's a big Dave Portnoy fan.
36:34Big.
36:35Now, I was kind of upset because the clips that were coming out, it looked, maybe I'm an idiot.
36:42It looked like you and Shaq were getting into it.
36:45And I knew that he had chirped you before about the Angel Reese stuff, but it was all friendly.
36:49Yeah.
36:51He's like, you didn't really lose $7 million in the stock market, did you?
36:55That's what he said to me.
36:56He must have lost $20.
36:57That's what I don't get to people acting.
36:59It's like, he's definitely lost way more than I did.
37:03I would think.
37:03He acted like he didn't.
37:05You tweeted, the two of you were essentially eye to eye.
37:07He said, what?
37:08It was a good angle.
37:09It was a great angle.
37:10It was a good angle.
37:12I mean, look at that.
37:13He's 7'1".
37:14What are you standing on there?
37:16Nothing.
37:17No, he had the camera.
37:19Is that Austin?
37:19He's like, sit down and get this upshot.
37:21And it looked like I'm lying down there.
37:236'3".
37:24Yeah, it was a good camera angle.
37:27And then you also claiming that we got booed as we have a Jimmy Buffett thing.
37:33Like, Robbie Fox didn't get booed.
37:35No.
37:35That was an incredible rundown.
37:36I mean, we, we, we, Barstool Sports Bar.
37:41Barstool owns that bar in Nashville.
37:43Okay.
37:43Well, there's an event at that bar.
37:46We have a bar.
37:47We have an event at that bar.
37:48Okay.
37:49Robbie Fox was not booed.
37:51You were booed.
37:52And that's your crowd.
37:54Crazy.
37:56It was like, because you're, they also cheered the Nazis.
37:59So who knows?
38:00Because you're a big liberal now.
38:00Is that what it is?
38:01I think I, who knows up is that it could have been that they, they don't, I don't know.
38:06I don't think like the fact I've had people in my mentions, how dare you fucking go at
38:10the Nazi?
38:11The guy's a Nazi.
38:13The guy fought.
38:14It was a Jewish thing.
38:14You think?
38:15Could have been.
38:16Yeah.
38:17I don't know.
38:18I was waving an Israeli flag with a yarmulke just to chirp this guy who literally said he
38:23likes Hitler and he doesn't blame anything Hitler did.
38:26And I'm chirping on people like, oh, you're chirping that.
38:28Yeah.
38:29He's a Nazi.
38:30This is after he lost.
38:32Yeah.
38:33I was, I was going back and forth with his quarter man.
38:35I'm like, he's a Nazi.
38:37He's like, no, he's not there.
38:38We're yelling at each other.
38:40But I had a 75 year old Jew sitting ringside and he, and it made worth it.
38:48It was actually a nice moment for me.
38:49He turned around when I put on this, I had all sorts of outfits.
38:52He turned around and goes, thank you.
38:54We needed that.
38:55Made me feel good.
38:57A couple of elderly Jews.
38:58That's nice.
38:58He's like a 75 year old guy.
39:00I'm 47.
39:02How is the cornerman saying he's not a Nazi?
39:04If he's out there saying no clue, Hitler's a good dude.
39:08No clue.
39:09He had wily, his exact quote was Hitler's a good dude.
39:13He was trying to help his country to get me to murder all these greedy Jews.
39:18That's what the guy said.
39:19That's a tough take.
39:20If people are mad, I'm chirping this fucking asshole.
39:24But yeah, we got booed.
39:28The two of you.
39:30He was on the jumbotron.
39:32Sure.
39:32No, I understand.
39:33The camera guy specifically went up.
39:36He goes, Robbie, we're going to put you on too.
39:37Now, originally we thought it was he and I, because I had a more subtle Patty, the baddie
39:42like shirt.
39:44He had a one that's very bold.
39:47So we thought they were booing Patty, the baddie.
39:50Right.
39:50But then they erupted when Patty, the baddie came out.
39:54Is UFC unreal to go to live?
39:56Yeah, it's very good.
39:57Elon Musk had his kid there who was four or five years old kid, right?
40:02Yeah, I saw that.
40:02That was he was the thing.
40:04It's over two in the morning and they're just beating the shit out of each other.
40:08Yeah, it's a weird thing.
40:09It makes Whitney con not seem that bad.
40:12Yes.
40:13It's a good point.
40:14Yes.
40:15I mean, you abandoned your child there, but that's a different conversation.
40:17True.
40:19Anything else?
40:19No.
40:21Last thing.
40:21I got sunglasses going on sale today.
40:24Oh, I saw that.
40:24Yeah.
40:2510 o'clock from Randolph.
40:26They're great sunglasses.
40:27You guys sunglass people.
40:29I am.
40:29Yeah.
40:30Yeah.
40:30Maybe I can hook you up.
40:31They're nice.
40:32They're like 400, 4, 370 a pair.
40:34They're great.
40:35Made in Randolph, all US like military grade.
40:39They're great.
40:39They're made in Randolph, Massachusetts.
40:41Yeah.
40:41Home of gas.
40:42That's how I fell in love.
40:43That's how I did the thing.
40:45They sent me a pair.
40:46I asked if I could invest in the company because I really liked them and researched the story.
40:51They're like, we're mom and pop.
40:52We don't have investment.
40:54And I was like, let me come to the factory and look at it.
40:57It's two best friends started it in 1973.
41:02Their sons now run it.
41:04It's family business.
41:06They have no clue how to market it, but they make them all right in Randolph.
41:11It's a great story.
41:12So I just said, you know what?
41:13I'm going to promote this.
41:15You don't have to pay me nothing.
41:16And we did a collab for me.
41:18It's like a day, but it's not obvious.
41:20So you two don't seem like the type of guys who would want to wear Dave Portnoy sunglasses.
41:25Do they have your initials on them or name?
41:28Initials.
41:28Oh, fuck.
41:29No, no.
41:30Hold on.
41:30Hold on.
41:31I don't.
41:32Imagine like him seeing us in those.
41:35That's what I mean.
41:35Even if they're great, they're probably great.
41:37I'm sure they're great, but he's just going to kill us for wearing them.
41:40He's going to offer them to us.
41:41We're going to wear them.
41:41He's going to kill us for it.
41:42But no initials.
41:43I'll wear them.
41:45I might just put the tape over it.
41:46He probably just got up to pretend to get the sunglasses, but to actually get something to eat.
41:51I was going to say, he's definitely just chowing a chocolate chip muffin right now.
41:54Just pounding it.
41:56That's like probably the worst thing you could have in the morning, too.
41:58Oh, that's a great, like just a giant warm chocolate chip muffin.
42:02Oh, they're so good, too.
42:02We can't see it.
42:03Still can't see it.
42:04So just tell us.
42:05We can't.
42:06Hold on.
42:08How do they look?
42:11Oh, okay.
42:13Oh, very small.
42:14All right.
42:14Yeah, yeah.
42:15The circle thing at the end, that's a DP.
42:18That's not bad.
42:19No.
42:20But it's not where if we wear it, as Kirk said, you'd just be like, oh, yeah.
42:25We're happy to wear them, but you're just going to kill us then.
42:27No, I'm not.
42:29That's the ammunition you use against us.
42:31I will not do that.
42:32Like imagine somebody in the Ryder Cup wearing these.
42:36You won't even know they're my initials.
42:39Now we do.
42:40Send them over.
42:40I'll wear them.
42:41All right, Kirk.
42:42Fine.
42:42I will.
42:43Whitney.
42:43Kirk is going to take that.
42:47He's going to.
42:47Oh, you now have the T.
42:50What just happened?
42:51This is everyone has one of these.
42:53And now you have one like the.
42:54I can't see what's going on.
42:59What's this bit?
43:00What are you doing?
43:00I don't know.
43:02I can't see.
43:03This is what I imagine the old 75 year old Jewish man look like in the crowd.
43:08What are you talking about?
43:09You can't see.
43:10It's black.
43:11The screen is just black.
43:12I can't see.
43:13I think you.
43:14I'm going to take your sunglasses off, Dave.
43:16Yeah, that was what it was.
43:19Who knew?
43:19Who would it get?
43:20Wait, I don't even think he was serious.
43:22Bye.
43:22I got to go.
43:23He's 100 years old.
43:25All right.
43:25Goodbye.
43:25Is that the show?
43:27That guy's a fucking.