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00:00The 5th Entertainment Awards!
00:07This year, we have invited the finalists of the M-1 Grand Prix in 2024.
00:12Thank you for coming.
00:14Finalists.
00:15Finalists.
00:16Finalists.
00:17Finalists.
00:20That's right.
00:21There's no 1st place?
00:22No.
00:23Stop it.
00:24It's like Batman and the Batteries.
00:27No, that's not what I meant.
00:29I want to hug Mamataru the most.
00:32Thank you very much.
00:35I love the M-1 Grand Prix.
00:38I love the M-1 Grand Prix.
00:40I've already won twice.
00:41Twice?
00:42That's right.
00:43Twice?
00:44That's right.
00:45I've won twice in a row.
00:47Two years in a row.
00:48Two years in a row.
00:50That's right.
00:51Two years in a row.
00:53Tonight, the finalists will compete for 5th place in the M-1 Grand Prix.
00:59What's that supposed to mean?
01:01After the M-1 Grand Prix, when you said,
01:03everyone was so excited.
01:06The closer I got to the real thing,
01:08the more nervous I got.
01:11I was about to throw away the M-1 Grand Prix.
01:14And...
01:15How was the evaluation?
01:17The score was about the same as the judges.
01:20I'm going to ask.
01:21What did you make me say?
01:26Former M-1 Champion Daigo,
01:28what does he think of the current M-1 Grand Prix?
01:32I don't know what the judges think.
01:34I don't go to that level.
01:37Of course.
01:38I'm just telling the world what the judges think.
01:41Is that how you see it?
01:42What should I do?
01:43Do you want me to get you a drink or something?
01:45Please.
01:46Let's start from here.
01:47Here it is.
01:49That's a lot of money.
01:50110,000 yen.
01:51What?
01:52110,000 yen?
01:53116,000 yen.
01:54665,000 yen.
01:55This is me.
01:56What is it?
01:57This is the receipt of the hotel
01:59where I was going to stay the day before the M-1 Grand Prix.
02:04There must be a lot of people who say,
02:06it's because of Kawakita.
02:07There are a lot of people.
02:08There must be.
02:09He's been a M-1 Grand Prix finalist for four years.
02:12Last year, he was ranked third,
02:14which is the highest he's ever been.
02:17However, the day before the M-1 Grand Prix,
02:20Gaku decided to stay at a luxury hotel
02:22because of Kawakita.
02:26In the first place,
02:28I met Shinkuu Jessica when I was in college.
02:32We were a duo.
02:34Since then, Kawakita has been doing weird things.
02:38Like this.
02:39He doesn't want to do what he's told to do.
02:41He wants to do the opposite.
02:43When he was dating his girlfriend,
02:45everyone goes to see the illumination at Christmas.
02:48He probably didn't like that.
02:50So he went to see the Yosemite Tower,
02:52which is like the main building of Yobiko.
02:56What did he see?
02:57He saw the students studying hard at Christmas.
03:02He showed them that.
03:03He went to see the saddest light.
03:06Of course, that's what happened after he became an entertainer.
03:09I've never seen him do anything serious.
03:11At last, he was able to eat.
03:14And he was able to go to the school festival.
03:17There was also a school festival for girls.
03:19Yes, there was.
03:20I didn't know that.
03:21But at that time,
03:23he was told a lot of dirty jokes.
03:26It was a school festival only for students.
03:28So, Kawakita told him a lot of dirty jokes.
03:32He got carried away and told him a lot of dirty jokes.
03:35After that, he went back to the dressing room.
03:38Kawakita said,
03:39I'm sorry, but the principal left during the show.
03:43He must have been angry.
03:44But Kawakita said,
03:45It's okay.
03:47When he came back,
03:49he got a lot of complaints from the principal.
03:53When I checked the time Kawakita sent the complaints,
03:55it was already sent during the show.
03:58That's fast.
03:59While he was doing it.
04:02What I don't like about Kawakita is that
04:04he doesn't follow the rules of the show.
04:07Even if it's a normal show,
04:09Kawakita does it right before the show starts.
04:12He does it once.
04:13But Kawakita is more nervous than usual.
04:16I've said this before.
04:18At M-1, a show like The Manzai,
04:21when everyone was doing dirty jokes,
04:23Nobu said,
04:24Let's do it.
04:25And I said,
04:26No problem.
04:27But I was the one who said dirty jokes.
04:30It wasn't as hard as that time.
04:33But I knew I couldn't do anything about it.
04:36At M-1, I didn't want to say dirty jokes anymore.
04:39So, I was going to meet him on the day.
04:41But the closer I got to the show,
04:44I got more nervous.
04:46Of course.
04:47So, I wanted to make him relax.
04:51So, the day before M-1,
04:53I booked 6 hotels.
04:55I invited only my close friends.
04:58And I stayed at this hotel.
05:01I see.
05:02Kawakita didn't say dirty jokes.
05:04But you were ready.
05:05But you were still nervous.
05:08So, you invited your close friends.
05:12And you stayed at this hotel on the day before M-1.
05:14This hotel is because of Kawakita.
05:16I see.
05:17So, you were relaxed.
05:20I don't know why,
05:22but you were about to throw away your receipt.
05:25I can still use it.
05:28You were so polite.
05:31I can still use it.
05:32I don't know why.
05:33It's a good hotel, isn't it?
05:35It's a pretty good hotel.
05:36It's a good hotel, right?
05:38It's about 40,000 yen per person.
05:40It's a pretty good hotel.
05:42I wanted to make a profit.
05:44So, I invited my friends to a good hotel.
05:46And we made a profit.
05:48And we stayed at a good hotel.
05:50It looks like you had a lot of fun.
05:52Were you nervous the day before?
05:53Of course, I was.
05:54You were?
05:55I was.
05:56I was able to relax because I was able to do this.
05:58Actually, this time,
06:00I asked Uno, who stayed at the same hotel as me,
06:02and Omaccha, who stayed at the same hotel as me,
06:04what Gaku was like at the hotel the day before M-1.
06:08First of all, Uno,
06:09when you arrived at the hotel,
06:11you didn't look nervous at all.
06:13In fact, you were excited.
06:16I was nervous because I was staying at the same hotel as me.
06:18I was nervous because I was staying at the same hotel as me.
06:20Next, Omaccha.
06:22Gaku was particularly excited.
06:24He went to the vending machine corner of the hotel to take an adventure.
06:27He pressed all the buttons on the remote control of the vending machine for no reason.
06:30Anyway, he seemed to have a lot of fun.
06:32He was playing with the remote control of the vending machine.
06:34He was very excited.
06:36It costs 120,000 yen to relax
06:38because Kawakita is so annoying.
06:40I see.
06:41It's all because of Kawakita.
06:43So, Daiji, please do something.
06:44Yes.
06:45I don't know why,
06:46but what's wrong is that
06:47your beloved junior
06:49has a weak tolerance.
06:52That's a bad thing.
06:54I can't do anything about it.
06:56He hasn't been educated for a while,
06:58so he's not good at it.
07:00He's so weak.
07:02He's a weak one.
07:04That's right.
07:05What did you say?
07:07I was nervous because I was staying at the same hotel as me.
07:09I was nervous because I was staying at the same hotel as me.
07:11I was nervous because I was staying at the same hotel as me.
07:13But when I arrived at the hotel,
07:15I didn't feel nervous.
07:17I was excited.
07:19What's this?
07:21It's true.
07:22It's true.
07:23What's this?
07:25I'm the most...
07:27What kind of education do you give to these two?
07:29I'll give it back to you.
07:32I'll give it back to you.
07:33I'll teach you that you can't lie.
07:37Oh, this is Kawakita.
07:39This one?
07:40Of course not.
07:41Of course not.
07:4220,000 yen.
07:4320,000 yen.
07:44It's a pretty good T-shirt.
07:45It's a good T-shirt.
07:46How many T-shirts are there?
07:48Well,
07:49Mr. Hair Lens Day has another job,
07:51so I'll say goodbye here.
07:52No, no.
07:53I don't think so.
07:54No.
07:55Please talk to me properly.
07:58This is it.
07:59What's this? 20,000 yen?
08:00Yes.
08:01Well,
08:02I've been wearing this T-shirt all the time.
08:06Kawakita Shinkuji is
08:08so incomprehensible that
08:10he can't even meet his partner.
08:13But that root
08:14was in a tragedy in Daigo
08:16that he saw in M-1 22 years ago.
08:20What was that?
08:21This is a picture of Otsuru Himan's
08:23graduation album when he was little.
08:25Yes.
08:26Is it me?
08:27It's a picture of Himan when he was a kid.
08:30I've been wearing this T-shirt
08:32because I want to spread
08:34the name of Otsuru Himan.
08:35Yes, yes.
08:36You've been wearing this T-shirt all the time.
08:37Yes.
08:38It's on sale on Otsuru Himan's website,
08:41so I've been buying it there.
08:42It's the best-selling T-shirt on the website.
08:47Wow.
08:49It's all thanks to you.
08:51Yes.
08:52Recently,
08:53a Chinese man I don't know
08:54who only saw the numbers of this T-shirt
08:56sold a copy of this T-shirt
08:57which looks like a pirate version of this T-shirt.
09:00He even sold a fake one.
09:01He sold a fake one.
09:02He's thought to be a big hit character.
09:04And I want to make a joke out of this T-shirt.
09:09You want to make a joke out of this T-shirt?
09:10Yes, I do.
09:11While we're having a normal conversation,
09:13I like to say
09:14thank you in secret.
09:17You'd better not say that.
09:20If you're an adult.
09:23Nunokawa-san from Tom Brown
09:25is doing a show called
09:27Stealth Chippo.
09:28At the end of the show,
09:31Nunokawa-san says
09:32I'm Chippo.
09:34I'm Chippo.
09:35That's what he says.
09:36But,
09:37he never says
09:38he doesn't like me.
09:41He never says
09:42he doesn't like me.
09:44But, he definitely hears me.
09:46Yes, yes, yes.
09:47That means
09:48he hears me.
09:50He hears you.
09:51That means he hears you.
09:52Yes, he hears me.
09:53I've always wanted to do that.
09:57I've been wearing this T-shirt.
09:58But, I don't wear it every time.
10:00You're right.
10:01You're not wearing it every time.
10:02People who don't know me
10:04might think
10:05I'm wearing a weird T-shirt.
10:09Finally,
10:10that T-shirt
10:11is in the world.
10:12Yes.
10:13You don't have to wear it anymore.
10:15I've worn this T-shirt
10:16more than 20 times.
10:18You bought it?
10:19Yes.
10:20I bought it
10:21with the receipt.
10:22You bought it?
10:23Yes, I bought it.
10:24Above all,
10:25I'm Chippo
10:26to my customers
10:27who work for me.
10:28What do you think
10:29about that crime?
10:30That crime?
10:31That crime?
10:32Daigo-san,
10:33you're definitely
10:34doing something like that,
10:35aren't you?
10:36I'm not.
10:37I'm doing it.
10:38You're doing it?
10:39You're doing it?
10:40You're doing it?
10:41You're doing it?
10:42You're doing it?
10:43You're doing it?
10:44Chidori-san,
10:45you've said
10:46this is Chidori's 20 seconds.
10:48I wonder
10:49if it'll be the last show.
10:52If the time is short,
10:53can I do
10:54one more show?
10:56And
10:57Kim Nii,
10:58right next to me,
10:59said
11:00yes,
11:01to that show.
11:02Yes, yes.
11:03I couldn't be pulled into the show.
11:04And Ima-san,
11:05at Studio,
11:06also didn't get pulled into the show.
11:07Right.
11:08I got
11:08in the show a lot.
11:10I slept
11:11a lot
11:12there.
11:13You're a faggot!
11:15You're a faggot!
11:17It's pointless to say that.
11:19If you joined the show,
11:21it was as you expected, right?
11:23After that, we only regretted it.
11:25After that, we were on the Shinkansen
11:27to go back to Osaka.
11:29We were so close to dying in Nagoya.
11:33But I was able to join the show
11:35for 20 seconds
11:37because I was really impressed.
11:39So if you're going to
11:41join the show,
11:43I thought it would be the last time.
11:45In a way,
11:47I didn't want Nobu
11:49to feel pressured.
11:51I wanted him to go all out.
11:53I know I'm not good enough,
11:55but I was able to do
11:57what I could do
11:59when I was 23 years old.
12:01Nobu was next to me
12:03and said,
12:05if I were you,
12:07I wouldn't be able to do anything.
12:09I thought,
12:11if I were you,
12:13I wouldn't be able to do anything.
12:15But that's my ideal.
12:17You admire Chidori, don't you?
12:19Yes, I do.
12:21Please forgive me.
12:23I was influenced by him.
12:25Well,
12:27I'm back.
12:29It has nothing to do with T-shirts.
12:31Kawakita always does
12:33weird things
12:35I understand
12:37what you mean.
12:39It's because of Chidori.
12:41That's why I can laugh and talk now.
12:43But I couldn't talk
12:45back then.
12:47I was too embarrassed.
12:49Here it is.
12:53This is me.
12:55Manuka Honey.
12:57It's honey.
12:59We met again at M-1.
13:01The reason
13:03Why did we meet again?
13:05There's a reason.
13:07Yes.
13:09He made it to M-1
13:11for the first time in 8 years.
13:13But...
13:15You're bleeding!
13:17Hiwara's shout
13:19didn't touch the judges.
13:21It was a regrettable reunion.
13:23In fact,
13:25there's a link between
13:27the champion, Reiwa Roman,
13:29and the match.
13:31When I was in M-1,
13:33my voice was hoarse.
13:35I was too serious
13:37every time.
13:39I thought I would lose this year.
13:41I often listen to
13:43my friend's radio show.
13:45When I listened to Reiwa Roman's radio show,
13:47Kemuri-kun said
13:49that was Manuka Honey
13:51of Seijo Ishii.
13:53I was walking outside
13:55and listened to it.
13:57I was like,
13:59I thought it was Manuka Honey.
14:01Since M-1,
14:03everyone was shocked
14:05when you said it.
14:07I'll fix it
14:09by spring.
14:11It's important to get used to it.
14:13Of course.
14:15I was so curious.
14:17I went to Seijo Ishii
14:19and went to Hachimitsuriba.
14:21They prepared it for me.
14:23This Manuka Honey
14:25costs 7,000 yen.
14:27On the day of M-1,
14:29honestly,
14:31I was licking
14:33this expensive honey all day long.
14:35My voice was still hoarse.
14:37I thought I could do it
14:39with the best volume
14:41of about 120.
14:43So,
14:45I tried it.
14:47I was like,
14:49is it an air conditioner filter?
14:51It was about 180.
14:53That's amazing.
14:55It was really amazing.
14:57I was like,
14:59what did they do to my throat?
15:01There are a lot of things
15:03you said.
15:05Because you licked the honey,
15:07your voice became
15:09120 or 180.
15:11I said something to Reiji.
15:13I was like,
15:15you made me listen to it too much.
15:17It was the first time
15:19I was licked that much at M-1.
15:21It was technical.
15:23I was introduced to you,
15:25and I bought it.
15:27The honey was slippery.
15:29It's good for your throat.
15:31It's good for your throat.
15:33It's a little too much for a comedian.
15:35The winner is
15:37Shonin.
15:39I did it.
15:41Shonin, Shonin.
15:43I didn't care about my loud voice.
15:45I was trying to make a loud voice.
15:47I was like this.
15:49I was like that.
15:51I was like that.
15:53I was like this.
15:55I was like that.
15:57It was time to
15:59charge my voice.
16:01I think
16:03Reiji was saying that.
16:05Daigo,
16:07did you watch M-1 last year?
16:09I did.
16:11How was it?
16:13How was it?
16:15It was fun.
16:17Did everyone watch it?
16:19Yes.
16:21I rented a hotel.
16:23How was it?
16:25The score was
16:27about the same as the judges.
16:29What did you tell me?
16:33No offer?
16:35Why did you say that?
16:37He's coming.
16:39He's coming.
16:41He's coming.
16:43After this.
16:45After this,
16:47on the stage of M-1,
16:49Daigo,
16:51who has won 4 times in a row.
16:53What does he think about
16:55last year's M-1?
16:57Judges are just
16:59talking to the public.
17:01What is he talking about?
17:07Last year's M-1 Grand Prix
17:09where Reiwa Roman won
17:11for the first time in history.
17:13How did Daigo,
17:15who has won 4 times in a row,
17:17think about it?
17:19Well,
17:21Reiwa Roman won the first place.
17:23It's a mess.
17:25It's a mess.
17:27It was a good point at the beginning.
17:29Mr. Tomoko
17:31put too much pressure on Reiwa Roman.
17:33But
17:35I think
17:37Tomoko
17:39doesn't judge
17:41as much as others.
17:43She doesn't judge as much as others.
17:45She just gives points
17:47as she likes.
17:49Tomoko is generally high.
17:51I think
17:53Tomoko is doing it on purpose.
17:55Mamataro is good.
17:57He's a good guy.
17:59I don't see that kind of 80 points.
18:01I think I was
18:03in my 60s or 70s.
18:05I was in my 60s or 70s.
18:07Hanawa from Nights
18:09said Mamataro
18:11got 89 points.
18:13I heard he got 89 points
18:15because he was in the Manzen Kyokai.
18:17He got 10 points.
18:19He got 802 points.
18:21It was great.
18:25About the rotation.
18:27I couldn't receive the ball
18:29when I made the first rotation.
18:31But there were a few more rotations.
18:33I didn't receive the ball from the beginning.
18:35I thought I would slip
18:37four more times.
18:39You were convinced you would slip.
18:41I couldn't receive the ball.
18:43I couldn't receive the ball
18:45when I made the third rotation.
18:47But after the game,
18:49Nobu and I told ABC
18:51that the M1 stage
18:53was a little weak.
18:55The sound was a little loud.
18:57I was a little upset
18:59because of the loud sound.
19:01That's right.
19:03I think it was because of the sound.
19:05Because the sound was bad.
19:07It was because of the sound.
19:09By the way,
19:11did you think this was different?
19:13I thought Tetsuo was a little low.
19:15I thought Tetsuo was a little low.
19:17He invited me to his
19:19Manzai tour.
19:21So, I thought
19:23he was a little better.
19:25I said,
19:27I said,
19:29I said,
19:31I said,
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19:35I said,
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20:01I said,
20:03I said,
20:05I said,
20:07I said,
20:09I said,
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20:13I said,
20:15I said,
20:17I said,
20:19I said,
20:21I said,
20:23I said,
20:25I said,
20:27I said,
20:29I said,
20:31But now I'm even more drawn to it.
20:33It's gotten a lot smaller.
20:35What kind of audience are you in?
20:38You're even more drawn to it.
20:40I'm even more drawn to it and I'm even more slippery.
20:42But if you're even more drawn to it, you'll probably take it again, right?
20:46No, I won't.
20:48That's too bad.
20:50Then why are you drawn to it?
20:51Then let's do it like this.
20:53That's a good way to do it.
20:55I felt like I wasn't good enough.
20:58After I got the score, the judges' comments were close to being bad.
21:02I don't think it was a bad reception.
21:04I don't think it was a bad reception.
21:06That's when I woke up.
21:08Judges' comments that get a lot of attention at M-1.
21:13Daigo will answer how to deal with them.
21:17I don't have much to say.
21:19I don't have much to say.
21:21I don't think the judges will go to that level.
21:26Are you listening to that?
21:28I'm listening.
21:29I'm listening.
21:30Liar!
21:31You're a liar!
21:33I want you to listen a little more.
21:35I'm sure the judges will accept what you're saying.
21:38I'm sure the judges will accept what you're saying.
21:41I'm sure the judges will accept what you're saying.
21:47It's like something interesting.
21:50This is just what the audience says.
21:54That's what you mean?
21:56Would you like some alk, please?
21:59Seriously?
22:00The judges can't say more.
22:04I thought it was funny.
22:06I don't want the audience to say more.
22:10It's impossible for them to say anything.
22:14I see.
22:15What kind of deep story are you telling me?
22:20And after this...
22:21I think it's better to end it like this.
22:28Daigo looks back at Chidori and M-1.
22:34M-1 is a weird guy.
22:37He's younger than Amadori.
22:39No legs!
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22:51Next week...
22:52I'll show you the face of someone who's been doing this for a year.
22:58The heated M-1 battle continues!
23:02What's the right thing to do after you've been beaten so badly?
23:06What do you do when you're completely white?
23:10The finalists are questioning Daigo!
23:14And...
23:15I've never been able to do a decent manzai.
23:21Daigo looks back at Chidori and M-1.
23:24Daigo, you didn't make it to the last year.
23:28I think it would've been better if you made it to the end.
23:36To be continued...