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00:00What do you want to do today?
00:02I have something I want to do today.
00:04What?
00:06Thank you. Let's play billiards.
00:08Billiards?
00:10It's a new sport that combines billiards and soccer.
00:16I see.
00:18I want to play it.
00:20Do you have an opponent?
00:22I have a guest today.
00:24It's Tomoaki Makino.
00:26Nice to meet you.
00:28Nice to meet you.
00:30Nice to meet you.
00:32Why did Makino say yes?
00:34I love honey.
00:36I love honey.
00:38I love honey.
00:40I heard a rumor.
00:42Please tell me your favorite episode.
00:44Please tell me your favorite episode.
00:46My favorite episode?
00:48It may be 2B CONTINUED.
00:50It may be 2B CONTINUED.
00:52It may be 2B CONTINUED.
00:54It may be 2B CONTINUED.
00:56I make a reservation every week.
00:58Really?
01:00I've been playing billiards for a year.
01:02I've been playing billiards for a year.
01:04I love honey.
01:06Can you play billiards for 48 hours?
01:08I love it.
01:10I can go further.
01:12I can go further.
01:14I'm glad to hear that.
01:16I'm glad to hear that.
01:18I'm watching you.
01:20I'm watching you.
01:22Do you have a talent for billiards?
01:24I'm a master of billiards.
01:26I'm a master of billiards.
01:28I'm a master of billiards.
01:30Please come again.
01:32Please come again.
01:34I can't.
01:36The best honey is...
01:48Now, you have to drive.
01:50He did it!
01:52Goal!
01:54Tonight, Hachimitsu Comedian
01:56will perform a miracle
01:58against the former Japan representative!
02:00Hachimitsu!
02:06What are you doing?
02:08What are you doing?
02:10I can't do it!
02:12I can't do it!
02:14Bilibili-ko!
02:16Bilibili-ko!
02:18Bilibili-ko!
02:20Bilibili-ko!
02:22It's not a normal billiard game.
02:24It's not a normal billiard game.
02:26So we remodeled the billiard game
02:28to Hachimitsu's version.
02:30So you prefer the normal billiard game, right?
02:32So you prefer the normal billiard game, right?
02:34Yes, I do.
02:36Yes, I do.
02:38You can play billiard first,
02:40then you can play bilibili-ko.
02:42What is bilibili-ko?
02:44It's like a 9-ball billiard game.
02:46It's like a 9-ball billiard game.
02:48You kick the ball from 1 to 9
02:50in order.
02:52The team that scores
02:54the 9th ball first
02:56is the winner.
02:58And now,
03:00the special rule of bilibili-ko.
03:02The special rule of bilibili-ko.
03:04Makino and Ishikawa
03:06are the kickers.
03:08They have supporters
03:10who support them.
03:12By playing bilibili-ko,
03:14you can reward the team
03:16or punish the other team.
03:181, 4, and 7.
03:201, 4, and 7.
03:22That's bilibili-ko.
03:24That's a lot.
03:26Do both of you play bilibili-ko?
03:28Of course.
03:30Have you ever played bilibili-ko?
03:32No, I haven't.
03:34Hachimitsu's bilibili-ko is crazy.
03:36No way.
03:38It's the strongest level.
03:40One of the players
03:42was laughing a lot.
03:48Let's start the game.
03:50Let's play bilibili-ko.
04:06It's a foul.
04:08It's a foul.
04:10It's a foul.
04:12It's a foul, isn't it?
04:14A white ball that's not a number
04:16went in here or went out.
04:18Or a ball that you have to hit
04:20went out and didn't hit.
04:22If it's a foul,
04:24the other team can put it where they want.
04:32You can put it where you want.
04:34I see.
04:36If you can calculate
04:38where the white ball and the ketter are,
04:40you should put it where it's hard to hit.
04:42Can you do that?
04:44If you put it where you want,
04:46you're a professional player.
04:48If you put it where it's hard to hit,
04:50that means you're having a hard time.
04:52That's dangerous.
04:54I did it on purpose.
04:56I did it on purpose.
04:58That's good.
05:00Number 2 is this one.
05:02But it's important to put it where you want.
05:06I'll put it here.
05:10Is there a reason why you put it here?
05:12Number 2 is easy to hit.
05:14I see.
05:16I'll put it here.
05:18Let's go.
05:20Please.
05:22Number 2
05:44The former Japanese national team player,
05:46Maekawa Asameshi.
05:48First, Makino scored the first goal.
05:52That's it.
05:54Ishikawa's team is in danger.
05:58Wait.
06:00It hurts.
06:02It hurts.
06:04It hurts.
06:06It hurts.
06:08Ebi, what are you doing?
06:10Ebi, what are you doing?
06:12Ebi, what are you doing?
06:14Ebi, your fingers.
06:16This is the beginning of breaking dance.
06:18This is the beginning of breaking dance.
06:20Don't say that.
06:22From Genki?
06:24He is good.
06:26Next,
06:28Makino.
06:30This is difficult.
06:32It's close to the wall.
06:34Makino.
06:36Please.
06:50Goal.
06:52Goal.
06:54Goal.
07:00He is a Japanese representative of soccer.
07:06He kicked the ball to the right of the center of the second.
07:10The ball was sucked into the goal.
07:12The ball was sucked into the goal.
07:14Ishikawa's team is punished.
07:16This is a punishment.
07:18This is a billiard ball called Wasabi.
07:20This is a billiard ball called Wasabi.
07:22What is this?
07:24Ready, go.
07:26It hurts.
07:28It hurts.
07:30What is this?
07:32Next,
07:34No.2 is in.
07:36No way.
07:38It tastes very irresponsible.
07:42It tastes very irresponsible.
07:44Next, No.3.
07:46Makino's strategy.
07:48I'm going to aim.
07:50I'm going to use the wall.
07:52I'm going to aim at the inside.
07:54I'm going to aim here.
07:56That's good.
07:58I'm going to aim.
08:00Can you stand up?
08:02Takosu, please.
08:04Takosu.
08:06Takosu.
08:08Takosu.
08:10Takosu.
08:12Is this a punishment game?
08:14Is this a punishment game?
08:16This is not a punishment game.
08:32What are you doing?
08:34What are you doing?
08:36What are you doing?
08:38You can put it where you like.
08:40Finally, the order has changed.
08:42Team Ishikawa.
08:44Team Makino.
08:46This is a special card.
08:48What?
08:50Let's use it.
08:52This card is
08:54This card is
08:56given to each team.
08:58This is an item card.
09:02This is a supporter kick.
09:04This is an item card.
09:06Yes.
09:08Your opponent's team can draw it.
09:10Team Makino chose
09:12Team Makino chose
09:14a forced head.
09:16Correct.
09:18This is a forced head.
09:20The opponent can't move his feet.
09:22The opponent can only move his head.
09:24The opponent can only move his head.
09:26Can I use this?
09:28Can I use this?
09:30Isn't it too close?
09:32Can I use this?
09:34If it hits, it's a foul.
09:36Of course it's a foul.
09:38Ishikawa-san, please.
10:00Seriously?
10:03What's wrong?
10:06It's in.
10:08Ishikawa-san, it's in.
10:10I got a sunburn.
10:12I'm happy.
10:14Perfect heading shot while measuring the distance from the ball.
10:26Team Ishikawa did their best to sacrifice their faces.
10:30Team Ishikawa won the third prize.
10:33Makino-san's favorite,
10:36Nata de Cristiano's Egg Tart.
10:40It's really good.
10:42You have to line up to get this.
10:44Let's eat.
10:47It sounds good.
10:49It's definitely good.
10:51It sounds good.
10:53It's good when it's warm, and it's good when it's cold.
10:57Rather than regretting it, I'm happy that I was able to introduce it.
11:01That's not true.
11:04Will they be able to clear it in a row?
11:06The target is the blue number 4.
11:18Makino's team sets up the ball and starts again.
11:21Then...
11:23It's a close call.
11:25This is bad.
11:27The opponent chooses a supporter, and the person kicks instead.
11:32It's a supporter kick.
11:36The person chosen should kick instead of Makino-san.
11:39It's Haata-min.
11:41It's Haata-min.
11:43I've never done this before.
11:45It's okay.
11:47You can't change the position.
11:49You can't.
11:51Instead of kicking, you should roll it behind your feet.
11:54It's a luxury.
11:56It's a luxury.
11:58Stand in front of the ball.
12:00Stand in front of the ball.
12:02Roll it behind your feet.
12:04If the ball hits the number 4 and the number 4 hits the number 5...
12:06If the ball hits the number 4 and the number 4 hits the number 5...
12:08It's a powerful kick.
12:10It's a powerful kick.
12:22It's not a foul.
12:24It's not a foul.
12:26It's a good mistake.
12:32It's not a foul.
12:34It wasn't a goal.
12:36The white ball is in a position where it's hard to hit the number 4.
12:40Will Nishikawa be able to deal with it?
12:42Please.
12:50It's a foul.
12:52It's a foul.
12:54It's a foul.
12:56It's a foul.
12:58It's a foul.
13:00It's a foul.
13:02With that foul, if the ball hits the number 9, it's a quick victory.
13:08With that foul, if the ball hits the number 9, it's a quick victory.
13:10Nishikawa's team is in a pinch.
13:12A card.
13:14A card.
13:16What is it?
13:18The opponent can only use the heading.
13:20The opponent can only use the heading.
13:22It's a forced heading.
13:24It's a forced heading.
13:26It's a forced heading.
13:28It's a man's heading.
13:30It's a man's heading.
13:32It's a man's heading.
13:34A word that suddenly comes out.
13:36Actually...
13:38When Nishikawa used a forced heading...
13:40When Nishikawa used a forced heading...
13:42I have never heard of it.
13:44I will only listen to the description.
13:46We will let you use the heading with our hands and feet.
13:50Will you allow it?
13:52It's easy, but I'll do what I like.
13:54It's easy, but I'll do what I like.
13:56If he hit me, I'll wake up.
13:58I'm going to put it in my mouth.
14:00Ebi-chan's one word is enough to create a phantom.
14:06Do you want to hold it?
14:08I don't know why, but...
14:12Can you hold my right and left feet?
14:14I'm going to support you with my hands.
14:16Okay.
14:17A new male heading has been created.
14:19What is that?
14:20Wait, wait!
14:21Momo's muscles are amazing!
14:23This is amazing!
14:25Wow!
14:26What are you doing?
14:28Let's do it!
14:29Let's do it!
14:30Is it over if I put it in my mouth?
14:32Makino-san!
14:33Tarou, don't put it in your mouth!
14:35I can do it!
14:37I'm going to count to three.
14:39One...
14:40Two...
14:42Three!
14:43Go!
14:44Yes!
14:45Yes!
14:46Yes!
14:47Yes!
14:48Yes!
14:49Yes!
14:50That was pathetic.
14:54Makino-san's face was in the ball.
14:56It was a pathetic video.
14:59And from this mistake, the game is in a stalemate.
15:08Here?
15:09Wow!
15:10Amazing!
15:11Amazing!
15:17What?
15:18What?
15:20Amazing!
15:22That was fast.
15:23It's a stalemate!
15:25Yes!
15:30And finally...
15:32I'm going to score!
15:34Wait, wait!
15:36This is bad!
15:37This is bad!
15:38Ishikawa's team has a chance to score their ninth goal.
15:45Who will be the winner?
15:48We can do this!
15:49We can do this!
15:50Of course, Makino's team...
15:53Let's go!
15:54They're going to use the Bilibili card.
15:57They're going to use the Bilibili card.
15:59The Princess Hug Kick.
16:01Yes!
16:02Choose one supporter and hug the princess as you kick.
16:08Who will you choose?
16:10One, two...
16:11Eri-chan!
16:13Makino's team chose Eri-chan.
16:16What's that face, Eri-chan?
16:18Can I jump?
16:19Be careful of your back.
16:20One, two...
16:21Like this.
16:22Wait, wait!
16:25His hand was like this.
16:28His face exploded.
16:33I'm the one who's suffering from the victim.
16:36Okay, let's do this.
16:38Next time, Otohimeko is going to be the MC.
16:42The skirt is...
16:44I'm the one who's spreading rumors.
16:50Shina-Shinako and the beginners...
16:56If they score their ninth goal, they'll get 30,000 yen.
17:00Will the Princess Hug Kick be a success?
17:03Let's do this.
17:04Please.
17:05Do your best!
17:07Here?
17:08Here.
17:09Okay.
17:10It's a little light.
17:12Okay, leave it to me.
17:13Here I go.
17:14One, two...
17:16You have to kick it.
17:17You kicked it.
17:20One, two...
17:22You have to kick it.
17:23You kicked it.
17:27No way!
17:28No way!
17:31Team Ishikawa scored their last goal.
17:34Congratulations!
17:40Congratulations!
17:44Wait, wait, wait.
17:45One, two...
17:47Team Ishikawa scored their last goal while lifting Ebi-chan up.
17:57Team Maki, who lost, will get a super long penalty game.
18:03When?
18:04What? Which one?
18:05Which one?
18:06It should be.
18:08Ouch!
18:09Ouch, ouch, ouch!
18:10No, no, no!
18:11No, no, no!
18:12No, no, no!
18:13Why? Why?
18:14Why? Why?
18:15Why?
18:16Wait, wait, wait, wait!
18:17No, no, no, no!
18:18No, no, no, no!
18:19Just me?
18:20No, no, no, no!
18:24It's not going to work.
18:25Due to technical difficulties, only two players were allowed to play.
18:30And so...
18:32Choose your favorite ball.
18:34And you'll get a penalty game.
18:35What? What?
18:36What? What?
18:37What does that mean?
18:38That's a mistake.
18:39Team Ishikawa lost.
18:40Team Ishikawa won.
18:41Team Ishikawa lost.
18:42There was a game where you had to trade items.
18:45It was a game where you had to trade items.
18:47You're more passionate than Tokui-san.
18:50Tokui-san!
18:51Passion!
18:53Due to technical difficulties, another penalty game will be played.
18:57What will it be?
18:59While the music is playing, you'll have to do a number dance.
19:04Who came up with this?
19:06Start!
19:08No, no, no!
19:09No, no, no!
19:10No, no, no!
19:11I can't do it!
19:12I can't do it!
19:13I can't do it!
19:14It hurts!
19:15It hurts!
19:16It hurts!
19:17It hurts!
19:18It hurts!
19:19It hurts!
19:20It hurts!
19:21It hurts!
19:22It hurts!
19:23Time's up!
19:26How did you do that?
19:27What kind of applause was that?
19:29This is crazy.
19:30Maginata, you said you were a fan of Hachimitsu.
19:32How did you feel when you played against him today?
19:35Well...
19:38Can I get my revenge?
19:41That's hot!
19:42You're a man!
19:43Let's go to the location.
19:46I did it!
19:47For some reason, he wants to fight at the location.
19:51To be continued...