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00:00It's started. We're on TV.
00:03Oh, no.
00:05Here it comes.
00:07Speak!
00:10Why do you say that when no one is speaking?
00:13Of course.
00:14I want to make you pause.
00:17He's biting again.
00:19He's biting.
00:21I won't forgive him.
00:24He's biting.
00:26He's too into it.
00:30Not yet?
00:31I want to make you pause.
00:34So, we invited the comedians who are too into it.
00:38We did it last time, too.
00:40It's really stressful.
00:43It's amazing.
00:44It's just like this.
00:46It's not a joke.
00:47When you make a mistake,
00:49it's the most stressful.
00:51Mr. Watanabe,
00:53you're always with Tsurupage.
00:55I see.
00:56I'm more concerned about social inequality than Tsukkomi.
01:00You shouldn't be.
01:02And Hage.
01:03What's Hage?
01:06Hage is weird.
01:08It's a fight.
01:10And Hage.
01:12It's a fight.
01:14Tsukkomi.
01:15You should fix it.
01:17It's no good.
01:19If you don't Tsukkomi, it's just Hage.
01:21I'm Hage.
01:22I'm Hage.
01:23I'm Hage.
01:24I'm Hage.
01:25I'm Hage.
01:26I'm Hage.
01:27I'm Hage.
01:28I'm Hage.
01:29And here are the comedians.
01:32I want to Tsukkomi.
01:35Hello.
01:37You're not good at it.
01:39I'm doing it.
01:41I'm not good at it.
01:44I make mistakes.
01:46You get angry.
01:47I make mistakes.
01:48I see.
01:49And I'm fat.
01:52You're Hage.
01:53I'm Hage.
01:54I'm Hage.
01:55I'm Hage.
01:56I've lost 90kg for the first time in my life.
02:00You're amazing.
02:02I kicked him.
02:03What?
02:06I have to scold him.
02:09If he ignores all of Masarumi's jokes, it's going to be funny.
02:14I kicked him.
02:15Did you have a good winter break?
02:19Can you take a good rest without Tsukkomi during the recording?
02:28TV Chidori
02:32First, Badminton with these members.
02:35If you Tsukkomi, you'll be fined 1,000 yen.
02:39You can't Tsukkomi.
02:41Start.
02:43Let's do it.
02:45Rock-paper-scissors.
02:48Let's go.
02:50Rock-paper-scissors.
02:52You won.
02:54He won.
02:56I won.
02:58You can start.
02:59You can serve.
03:01You can start.
03:03You can start.
03:04You can start.
03:05Kunisaki, you can start.
03:07Kunisaki.
03:09Let me serve.
03:12Let me serve.
03:18Let me serve.
03:19You won.
03:20You can start.
03:21Can I?
03:22Let me serve.
03:27You said it.
03:28No.
03:29Let me serve.
03:31Let me serve.
03:32Let me serve.
03:33Let me serve.
03:34Judge.
03:36Let's do it without rules.
03:41Don't talk much.
03:47Don't speak ill of me.
03:49Let's do it.
03:50I'm a little...
03:53It's close.
03:54It hurts, doesn't it?
03:57Let's do it.
03:58It hurts, doesn't it?
03:59Let's do it.
04:00It hurts, doesn't it?
04:01It's better to go down.
04:03It's too much.
04:05If you attack, you can get a point.
04:09Let's do it.
04:10I'm the type to attack.
04:12I'm the type to attack.
04:17You were caught.
04:19You said, I see.
04:22You said, I see.
04:23You said, I see.
04:25You said, I see.
04:26You said, I see.
04:28Let's do it.
04:32You ate it.
04:34You ate it.
04:37He has to eat it.
04:38What did you do?
04:39You have to eat it.
04:41It hurts.
04:42You have to eat it.
04:44It hurts.
04:45Let's do it.
04:49Let's do it.
04:50Let me serve.
04:59Are you okay?
05:00Are you okay?
05:01Are you okay?
05:02Are you okay?
05:03Are you okay?
05:05Is this how you do kakebuton?
05:07No, that's not how you do it.
05:12Now it's Nishikigoi's turn.
05:21I heard that Juntei is easier.
05:23Juntei is easier.
05:26Let's go with Juntei.
05:28I'm a ninja.
05:31Oh, you're a ninja.
05:34Don't disappoint me.
05:39That's not how you do it.
05:42That's not how you do it.
05:48Don't stare at me.
05:52You're just angry.
05:56You're just angry.
05:58You're just angry.
06:00You're just angry.
06:04We should do it if it's a bit more fun.
06:06We should do it if it's a bit more fun.
06:08We should do it if it's a bit more fun.
06:10I see.
06:14Let's continue.
06:20You're not good at simple things.
06:22You're not good at simple things.
06:24You're not good at simple things.
06:30How many points?
06:36You didn't score well from the start.
06:38You didn't score well from the start.
06:40You didn't score well from the start.
06:44I scored points for that.
06:46I scored points for that.
06:48Masanori, how many points?
06:50Masanori, how many points?
06:54I see.
06:58It's 100-0.
07:02You should've said it earlier.
07:04You should've said it earlier.
07:06The best score of 100-0...
07:08The best score of 100-0...
07:10The best score of 100-0...
07:12The game will end if you're too late.
07:14The game will end if you're too late.
07:16It's better to be slow.
07:18It's better to be slow.
07:20The rally will continue.
07:22Ah!
07:22Oh!
07:23Oh!
07:23Oh!
07:24Oh!
07:24Oh!
07:25He's talking something.
07:26Yeah.
07:26Darudaru de yaru, pinnn.
07:28Tatande yaru.
07:29Darudaru de yaru, pinnn.
07:31Tatande yaru.
07:32Pinnn.
07:33Pinn.
07:33Pinn.
07:34Pinn.
07:34Pinn.
07:35Pinn.
07:36Pinn.
07:36Pinn.
07:37Darudaru de yaru, pinnn.
07:38Darudaru de yaru.
07:39Is there too much talking?
07:41Mm.
07:41Mm.
07:42We can't do it.
07:42Yeah, there's not a part where you're particular.
07:44I think.
07:45Mm.
07:45Mm.
07:46Mm.
07:46Mm.
07:47Mm.
07:47Mm.
07:48Mm.
07:48Mm.
07:49Mm.
07:49You can't do that.
07:51You're gonna stick it on?
07:53This is hard?
07:55I wanna do it like this.
07:57Like a man?
07:59No, no, no!
08:01It's not a game!
08:03Like a man?
08:05How many times?
08:0710 times!
08:09Here I go.
08:111, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
08:13You can do it.
08:154, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
08:17You can do it.
08:194, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
08:21You're not being nice.
08:23You're not being nice.
08:25Now, now, now.
08:27It's decided!
08:29Who's at fault?
08:31You saw it, right?
08:33You saw it, right?
08:35You saw it, right?
08:37You saw it, right?
08:39You saw it, right?
08:41He looks pitiful.
08:43He looks pitiful.
08:45He's an old man.
08:47He's trying his best.
08:49He's trying his best.
08:51Time's up!
08:53It's really hard.
08:55It's really hard.
08:57He's not holding back.
08:59He's not holding back.
09:01He's not holding back.
09:03He's really going for it.
09:05He wants to say it faster than anyone.
09:07He doesn't want to be caught.
09:09You're really trying your best?
09:13His body is not moving.
09:15His body is not moving.
09:17I know this too.
09:19I know this too.
09:21You can do it.
09:23You can do it.
09:25But if not then...
09:27But if not then...
09:35Let's focus on this.
09:37As you can see, Nobu has won 14 times in a row.
09:41I really wanted to go for it.
09:45I like Iiyo-san's simplicity.
09:49Everyone else is funny, but he's the only one who's simple.
09:55I really wanted to go for it.
09:57His simplicity.
09:59He said, click, click.
10:01Nishida-san's...
10:03That was...
10:05Nobu said, click, click.
10:07What was that, Kakebuto-san?
10:09It was like a bomb.
10:11Bang, bang!
10:13It was like a bomb.
10:15If it wasn't for the bomb, I wouldn't have won.
10:17What about Ninja?
10:19Ninja...
10:21I was relieved that I could go through.
10:25Wait a minute.
10:27I don't know which one Masanori-san is.
10:31Which one?
10:33I'm more of a badminton player.
10:35You don't know?
10:37You don't know?
10:39So what was it?
10:41Then you should play more.
10:43That's why you were strong?
10:45Yes.
10:49The members are taking a break.
10:51Next, everyone will play sumo.
10:53This time...
10:55There's a small tool over there.
10:57You can use it to make fun of me.
10:59Let's do it.
11:01Why don't you try it with zero?
11:03I'll do it.
11:05Why is your team the only one doing it?
11:07Why isn't it the other way around?
11:09I'll do it.
11:11I'm a veteran.
11:15A veteran.
11:17Let's start.
11:19Let's play sumo.
11:21I'll do it.
11:23I'll do it.
11:25I'll do it.
11:27I'll do it.
11:29No, no.
11:31Then...
11:33You can do it.
11:35You don't have to talk to each other that much.
11:37You have a lot of things to talk about.
11:39You have a lot of things to talk about.
11:41But you have to do it.
11:43There's a military-style one.
11:45There's that too.
11:47He's talking.
11:49No, no.
11:51It's a recent martial art.
11:53It's a recent martial art.
11:55It's a recent martial art.
11:57It's a recent martial art.
11:59It's not a commentary.
12:01There's something like this.
12:03Masaru-san, did you find it?
12:05I'll take a look.
12:07I found it.
12:09Bring it to me.
12:11What is it?
12:13Takano.
12:15Takano.
12:17Morodashi.
12:19Morodashi.
12:21Morodashi.
12:23It's a observation.
12:25Takano, are you ready?
12:27Yes.
12:29Are you okay?
12:31I found it.
12:33I found it.
12:35I found it.
12:37You can do it.
12:39You can do it.
12:41You can do it.
12:43You can do it.
12:45You're strong, Takano.
12:47You dropped your legs.
12:49What are you doing?
12:53It's a little...
12:55It's a little...
12:57Isn't it too big?
13:01Hey...
13:03What are you doing?
13:05It's a little big.
13:07I'm not Wolf.
13:11I'm just saying that I'm Osmo.
13:17Chiyono...
13:19Chiyono...
13:21That's...
13:23Takano.
13:25Chiyono...
13:27Chiyono Fujimono Gattai.
13:29What are you doing?
13:31You're saying a lot of things over there.
13:33Really.
13:35Why can't I cheer for you in such a good match?
13:41I'm just saying.
13:43I'm just saying.
13:45Let's win this.
13:47Let's win this.
13:49Are you ready?
13:51Okay.
13:53What?
13:55You're drunk.
13:57You're drunk.
13:59You might not be able to broadcast.
14:01It's because of this.
14:03There's a voice like this.
14:05A white voice.
14:07What's that voice?
14:09Even your voice is sick.
14:11You're tired.
14:13You're exhausted.
14:15I'm sorry.
14:17I thought you were going to say it in such a loud voice.
14:19I'm sorry.
14:21Cheer up.
14:23That's strong.
14:25That's good.
14:27That's good.
14:29You pulled him.
14:31I wanted to do it together.
14:33You pulled him.
14:35I told you.
14:37I told you.
14:39I told you.
14:41I'll do it properly.
14:43I'll do it properly.
14:45I'll do it properly.
14:47I'll do it properly.
14:49Let's win this.
14:51We still have a long way to go.
14:53Okay.
14:55Cheer up.
14:57I told you.
14:59You pulled him.
15:01That's strong.
15:03I didn't say it.
15:05I didn't say it.
15:07I didn't say it.
15:09That's right.
15:11You pulled his ear.
15:13You pulled his ear.
15:17I didn't say that.
15:19You pulled his ear.
15:21That's amazing.
15:25Captain Tsubasa.
15:27You're going to be in trouble.
15:28No, I won't.
15:29What was that?
15:36What?
15:37Oh, it's salt.
15:38He's coating it properly.
15:40I'm going to clean it up.
15:45Rub it in.
15:46Rub it in.
15:47That's how you do it.
15:48What a mess.
15:49But he's serious.
15:51That's a national sport.
15:52I'm counting on you, denim wrestler.
15:53What?
15:54Denim wrestler.
15:55Come on!
15:58I won!
16:00You lost.
16:03I lost.
16:04I lost.
16:07Did you win?
16:09I wanted to win.
16:11I wanted to win.
16:13Who wants to do it?
16:16You want to do it?
16:17No, no, no.
16:18You haven't done it before, have you?
16:19I'll do it again.
16:21You haven't done it yet.
16:22I'll do it again.
16:24It's my turn now.
16:26You don't have to do it seriously.
16:28Are you sure?
16:29Let's do it.
16:30Salt.
16:31Yes, yes.
16:32Make it funny.
16:33Yes, that's good.
16:36Why did you put the salt closer?
16:38No good.
16:40No good.
16:41Ready, go!
16:42It starts suddenly.
16:43What?
16:45Amazing.
16:46Amazing.
16:48To a certain extent.
16:49To a certain extent.
16:51Takano's legs are amazing.
16:54His face.
16:55His face.
16:56His face is amazing.
16:57His face is amazing.
16:58He's going to win.
16:59That's not going to happen.
17:00He's going to win.
17:01It's not a test.
17:04It's a test.
17:06His legs.
17:08If you decide...
17:10You're carrying the country.
17:11You're carrying the country.
17:14You can do it.
17:15You can do it.
17:16You can do it.
17:19Amazing.
17:25Are you okay?
17:26Are you okay?
17:28Are you okay?
17:30Are you okay?
17:31I'm going to lose.
17:33This person.
17:34He's wearing a large sumo shirt every time.
17:40Everyone, go over there once.
17:42Then come out.
17:43Yes, yes.
17:44Okay.
17:45Okay.
17:48The captain is waiting for you.
17:51I found it.
17:52I found it.
17:53I found it.
17:55I'm worried.
17:56Please be careful.
17:59I'm worried.
18:00The spine.
18:03That way of bending.
18:04I'll do it.
18:05I'll do it.
18:09It's a conspiracy.
18:10It's a conspiracy.
18:20Sumo strategy.
18:22Sumo strategy.
18:23Are you reading a strategy book?
18:24Wait a minute.
18:25The next person.
18:26It's a little early.
18:27It's a little early.
18:28The next person.
18:31Sumo strategy.
18:32I can't catch up.
18:33I can't catch up.
18:34It's not a one-on-one rule.
18:36Sumo strategy.
18:37Masanori-san is a little crazy.
18:39I'm the sumo driver.
18:43I'll go with four colors today.
18:47I think I can do it.
18:48I think I can do it.
18:49I think I can do it.
18:50I think I can do it.
18:51Because it's sumo.
18:57Mokomichi.
18:58Oh, Mr. Mokomichi.
19:02I was hit in the eye.
19:03You did it yourself.
19:05I was hit in the eye.
19:21Lower your hand.
19:23I'll stop.
19:25Sumo strategy.
19:29You read it.
19:30What's going to happen?
19:32You might want to be careful.
19:33He's getting better.
19:35He's learning.
19:37That was a poop.
19:39That was a poop.
19:41That was a poop.
19:43That was a poop.
19:45The last one.
19:47Who do you want to fight?
19:49Takada.
19:51Why?
19:53Why?
19:55He's different.
19:57He's not Wolf.
19:59Ready!
20:01That was strong.
20:03His feet were tough.
20:07They don't fight usually.
20:09They're in good terms.
20:11His feet hurt.
20:13That was good.
20:17But his face is so funny.
20:21He's just kidding.
20:23He can do it.
20:25He has his neck up!
20:27He's confident in winning.
20:29You can do it, you can do it.
20:35That was dangerous.
20:37In the same place.
20:39He's weak.
20:41He's the weakest in the sumo world.
20:43He's the weakest in the sumo world.
20:45The end!
20:49That was terrible.
20:51It was a close call.
20:53I'll give you a heads up.
20:55Watanabe-san 20, Takano 27,
20:57Iguchi 34, Nobu 50.
20:59Wait a minute.
21:01Nobu-san, you're not doing it at all.
21:03I wanted to say it, but I held it in.
21:05There's also a part where you don't want to say anything.
21:07That's weird.
21:09In the strategy book,
21:11when I was trying to do it,
21:13the sumo driver came out and I felt cold.
21:15I thought, wait a minute.
21:17I wanted to hold it in with the strategy book.
21:19You're making it up.
21:21Then, just a little bit.
21:23It's time to release.
21:25You can just stick it in.
21:29I wanted to hold it in.
21:31It's time to release.
21:33It's time to release.
21:35It's almost time.
21:37Here it comes.
21:39What's that?
21:41What kind of concept is that?
21:43It's like a cherry blossom road.
21:45It's like a cherry blossom road.
21:47It's like a cherry blossom road.
21:49There's something like that.
21:51What's that concept?
21:53What's that concept?
21:55It's an old baseball.
21:58It's an old baseball.
22:00It's a sumo.
22:02It's a sumo.
22:04It's a sumo.
22:06It's a sumo.
22:08What's that?
22:10What's that?
22:12It's actually me.
22:14It's actually me.
22:16You can't say that.
22:18You can't say that.
22:20It's so simple.
22:22It's so simple.
22:24It's so simple.
22:26Like a couple people.
22:28Like a couple people.
22:32I don't know what to do now.
22:36I don't know what to do now.
22:40You can drink hot can.
22:42You can drink hot can.
22:44He wants to give it to her.
22:46He wants to give it to her.
22:48ointed on a cutting board
22:50exclusive
22:52limited
22:54I was talking and cooking.
22:56I see.
22:57At the end, everyone...
22:58I'm so happy.
22:59Wow, it's so good!
23:00It's so good!
23:01On Terasa, past broadcasts are being streamed.
23:04Please watch!
23:06I got hit in the eye!
23:08You did it yourself.