Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman has gone viral on TikTok after posting videos of her money saving tips. The first involves using "reusable toilet paper". The second involves ketchup soup and it almost makes Andy throw up.
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00:00A mother's budget-friendly hack is kicking up quite the stink online.
00:10This woman who goes by the name Jasmine set up her camera to show how her family of six
00:15uses reusable toilet paper.
00:20Gross.
00:22Oh, God.
00:22Are you kidding?
00:23What are you?
00:23You can't even look at her?
00:24I don't need to see this.
00:26She's dressed like a pioneer lady.
00:28I don't know why she's wearing that.
00:30She's like in an, I don't know if it's an Amish type of thing.
00:34It's some kind of.
00:35It's a muumuu, right?
00:36Old world.
00:37Yeah.
00:38She's got that old world hairstyle to go along with it, too.
00:40Yeah.
00:41Here's what she has to say here.
00:43Let's see.
00:44The paper, so now it's time to stock it and fold it.
00:47We keep a basket on the back of the toilet.
00:49Someone said it free.
00:50And this is what it looks like.
00:51It's where we put our clean, like, reusable toilet paper.
00:55I prefer to have white so it's easier to bleach.
00:58There's a lot of, like, people asking if we use the same one.
01:03And technically, yes, but not, like, at the same time.
01:06We wash them.
01:08That one's still brownish.
01:09You put it in the dirty bin.
01:11So technically, everybody's still going to use it at one point.
01:14Look at the stains.
01:15But they're clean.
01:16It's like a clean towel.
01:19And it's not like it's really dirty what you're wiping.
01:22You bidet first and you pat dry and it goes in the bin.
01:26Okay.
01:27I'll do that.
01:27It's really actually more common than you would think.
01:30And it's not dirty.
01:32It's just what people want to call it because they're not familiar with it.
01:37A lot more laundry.
01:38We did go through our toilet paper a lot quicker this week.
01:42So I had to do two loads yesterday because we ate Taco Bell and it really did not settle well.
01:48So everybody was fighting over the reusable toilet paper.
01:52As a family of six, it can be quite difficult to keep it going.
01:57I would just have.
01:58But we have a lot.
01:59I like to keep it stocked.
02:01And I also have more ready to go when we start getting low on these.
02:05I'll tell you what, if I marry you and you decided that we're living one of these toilet
02:11paper lifestyles, like you better have it stocked because I know I'm not going to be
02:18stocking toilet paper.
02:19That's your idea.
02:21If it's your idea.
02:21Well, I'm sure that he's involved too.
02:23But if it's your idea.
02:24You don't marry someone like that.
02:26Yeah.
02:26If it's your idea and then because I could just see myself reaching for it and be like,
02:32Oh, yeah.
02:33What?
02:34There's nothing.
02:35It's not.
02:36Well, you're going to have to have some real toilet paper as a backup, right?
02:39I mean, she said they use real toilet paper too.
02:42I don't get it.
02:43You just go through more laundry.
02:44It's more water.
02:45What are you doing?
02:45Yeah.
02:47Will all the poop get out of that washing machine?
02:49No.
02:50It's so gross.
02:51I mean, the bidet helps.
02:52The water they're using is going to equal about for a year what buying toilet paper would.
02:59I knew kids were expensive, but I didn't know they'd turn you into old west settlers.
03:02If you have six of them, look at what happens.
03:06You have six.
03:08Honestly, Evan just.
03:09Wait until Jason has his third.
03:10Yeah.
03:10Well, Jason has his third.
03:12And then his fourth, fifth, and sixth.
03:13Oh, my God.
03:14I'm one of six, but we never did this.
03:16I guess we were just rolling in dough.
03:17Oh, yeah.
03:18Or just normal.
03:19And stop calling them reusable toilet paper.
03:21It's a towel.
03:21Yeah.
03:22It's a lot of face cloths.
03:23You know, you're wiping your butt with a towel.
03:25I just can't.
03:26Someone's going to grab one of those and think it's just a face cloth.
03:30No, stop it.
03:31I just says that'd be the most.
03:32I'd be so horrified if I ran into a bathroom that was like that.
03:36I know that used.
03:37No, but where's the bin of used ones?
03:40Yeah, the washcloths.
03:40And how does that smell?
03:42Not great.
03:42Yeah.
03:43I think I know why she dresses like that now.
03:45You've had six kids.
03:46You better dial it back.
03:47Yeah.
03:48You better make yourself as unattractive as possible.
03:50That hairdo's doing it.
03:52Yeah, everything.
03:53That movie's doing it.
03:54It's like the last thing you want to do.
03:56She does all of her TikToks in this, like, God awful.
04:01This is how I wash my reusable toilet paper.
04:03I take all the ones from the dirty bin, and then I put it in the washer.
04:08That's the way she always does.
04:09Oh, she's touching it.
04:10She's touching it all.
04:12And they've all been in that hamper.
04:14No gloves or anything?
04:15They're all in that hamper.
04:16You think she's sanitizing that hamper?
04:18She's not.
04:18No.
04:19And that's the one they use for everything, probably.
04:21She just reached her hand in and just started scooping out all of the butt juice.
04:25I'll be dressing the same way if I have a couple more kids.
04:28Oh, my God.
04:28I'll be talking just as quiet.
04:31I'll be trying to settle the West or something.
04:32I'm out of here, man.
04:34Hey, Twintuplets, congratulations.
04:37I'm churning butter.
04:38I don't know what I'm doing.
04:40No electricity.
04:41He moved to Utah.
04:44Yeah, that's crazy.
04:45It'd be crazy to show up there and be like, I'd say I'm an oil man.
04:48So that's a choice.
04:50She's making a choice to dress like a pilgrim.
04:53Like a pioneer lady.
04:54A whole lifestyle choice.
04:54Yeah.
04:55I think it's to keep her husband at bay.
04:57I think you're right, dude.
04:59I think that she's like, I marry the horniest dude.
05:01I mean, honestly, if you have sleeves with those little frills on the bottom, that's the last thing I could ever do.
05:08This chick, she's making tomato soup by putting ketchup in a bowl.
05:12Andy, are you okay?
05:14Andy, are you okay?
05:15He had more of a reaction to that than he did the toilet paper.
05:17He gave you all those beers.
05:18The toilet towel.
05:20It's just ketchup in water.
05:21It's how she's making tomato soup.
05:23You put your hands in your face.
05:25Andy, look.
05:25Look again.
05:26I can't handle this.
05:27It's so gross.
05:28It's so gross.
05:30Nothing grosses me out like that water in the kitchen.
05:33That's hilarious.
05:34She's adding more water to it.
05:35There you go.
05:36You ready for this?
05:38Oh, no.
05:38Yeah.
05:39He's going to throw up.
05:40He's going to throw up.
05:42I can't do it.
05:42He could handle the butt towels before this.
05:44I could.
05:45It's 100% better.
05:47That tomato water, I can't do it.
05:49Just like her outfit, everything.
05:54It's like something out of a Rob Zombie movie, right?
05:56Oh, my God.
05:57Who stirs with a ladle, you stupid?
05:59No one.
05:59She's done it.
06:00I think it's all fee.
06:01It's got to be, dude.
06:02Nobody does.
06:03All this is fair.
06:03Drink it.
06:04Drink it, lady.
06:06You've got to cook it first.
06:07Drink it, lady.
06:11That's her grilled cheese and her tomato soup is ketchup with water.
06:14What's horrible is that 36 people saved this once later.
06:18Andy?
06:19Look at it, Andy.
06:20Look at it.
06:21Look at it.
06:22Oh, she's eating.
06:23Dude, I'll throw up, man.
06:25I'm not even doing it.
06:26Oh, yeah.
06:26It's so gross.
06:28My brain tells me about when you pour ketchup out the water that comes out sometimes.
06:32I can't.
06:33I'll throw a whole meal away if that happens to me.
06:37Oh, she's dipping.
06:38She's dipping, huh?
06:38She's dipping.
06:39She's dipping.
06:41Woo!
06:42Woo!
06:43That's a tough watch.
06:45Yikes!
06:45You want to get your heart beating, watch that.
06:47Woo!
06:47Woo!
06:50Check in on my beets per minute.
06:52We're going to tie.
06:53Yeah.
06:54Somebody said, tomato soup is a dollar at the store, man.
06:58Yeah, well, what the hell?
06:59Did you see they had like a fancy pepper grinder with a light on it and it was automatic, but
07:05you're not spending a dollar on...
07:07Right.
07:07This has got to be like a joke or like she's doing it just to shock people or something.
07:11I think so to get views.
07:12Because if I ever saw, I'd be like, call the police.
07:14Cold ketchup water.
07:16I seriously would call the police if I saw you pour ketchup in a bowl and do that.
07:20I'd be like, you need help.
07:21You need help.
07:22Oh, if you fed that to a child, I would report you.
07:24Yeah.
07:26That's horrifying.
07:28Because I saw this one thing where these people were trying to be cheap and this guy
07:31goes around for like all his Saturday morning for like three, four hours and stops at restaurants
07:36and gets their ketchup packets.
07:38And then he takes them back home and he's got this old bottle of Hunts.
07:43He just squeezes it in, huh?
07:45When he had the money for ketchup, he went Hunts.
07:48Yeah.
07:48That's the crazy...
07:49That is the crazy...
07:50Awful.
07:50Why would you go with Hunts?
07:51Never go with Hunts.
07:52What kind of ketchup passion you have?
07:53Well, it can be a revolting thing.
07:56I used to bust tables and I'd get my thumb in it.
07:58Other people's ketchup.
07:59Other people's ketchup to me on the side of a plate and you get it on your...
08:04It's, for me, the same feeling as when I open up wet cat food and some like jumps on you.
08:10And they need to make that.
08:11Why haven't they figured that out?
08:13Dipped.
08:14There you go, Andy.
08:14Oh, God.
08:16That's horrifying.
08:17And that is a very cheap brand, whatever she's using.
08:21Man, I'd so much...
08:21It's Hunts, too.
08:23Yeah.
08:23She was using Hunts, as well.
08:24See?
08:24I'd rather watch 50 factory accidents in a row.
08:28Than see a lady make ketchup soup.
08:31Honestly.
08:31Yeah.
08:31Let a man get sucked in.
08:32Look, she's got Hunts.
08:33That's what I said.
08:34It's Hunts.
08:34Never trust somebody with Hunts.
08:36Nope.
08:37It almost looks like an orange.
08:38I didn't even know Hunts made a bottle like that.
08:40Nobody did.
08:42Hunts didn't even know.
08:44Hunts can't believe it.
08:45Yeah, they're like, where did you even find that?
08:47I'm with you.
08:48Heinz man for life.
08:49You gotta be.
08:49Like, where...
08:50I feel bad for Hunts sometimes.
08:52No, I don't.
08:52They get their ass kicked so hard.
08:55Hunts, to me, is just a...
08:57It's a fine brand for a cheaper restaurant.
09:00Yeah, that's gotta be what it is.
09:02And so I always feel like that's where you're gonna encounter it.
09:05It's like the Skippy peanut butter.
09:06Right.
09:07Mm.
09:07I know.
09:08Yeah.
09:09I know.
09:09I know.
09:10Yeah.
09:11I know.