Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an update on the man who changed his name to Deez Nuts. He has been sentenced for a crime he committed earlier this year. They try to figure out what he does for work and take a deep dive into his life.
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00:00All right, well, Deez Nuts has been sentenced in a plea deal.
00:16Deez Nuts has been sentenced to a year's probation, a $463 fine,
00:21and a promise to maintain absolute sobriety.
00:25That's going to be tough for Deez Nuts.
00:26Deez Nuts Crowell, a 43-year-old guy in Wisconsin,
00:30was arrested following a violent confrontation.
00:34At the time of his arrest, a cop noted,
00:36Deez Nuts appear to be highly intoxicated.
00:39Oh, yeah.
00:40He was also naked and brandishing a BB gun.
00:43Okay.
00:44Deez Nuts were out.
00:45Yeah.
00:46Deez Nuts Crowell pleaded no contest to disorderly conduct
00:50while in possession of a dangerous weapon.
00:52Deez Nuts.
00:53How many times are you going to say Deez Nuts?
00:54As many times as it lists in the report,
00:56Deez Nuts, I ain't making Deez Nuts up.
01:02Just let them.
01:03Okay.
01:03Just let them.
01:04I don't know how many times it's in there.
01:06Deez Nuts found guilty of the second-degree misdemeanor
01:09by Tammy Jo Hawk, circuit court judge.
01:12Tammy Jo.
01:14In an earlier court filing,
01:16Deez Nuts reported attending counseling sessions.
01:19Deez Nuts legally changed his name from Derek Lee Kroll
01:22to Deez Nuts in April 2011,
01:25noting that the reason for the revision was,
01:28I without a doubt hate my name.
01:30Oh.
01:31Huh.
01:32Six years later,
01:33Deez Nuts petitioned to change his first name
01:36from D-E-Z Nuts to D-E-E-Z Nuts.
01:42Oh, yeah.
01:43Explaining he originally didn't spell it right.
01:45Yeah.
01:47Because it's Dez.
01:48Dez Nuts.
01:49Dez Nuts?
01:50Yeah, yeah.
01:50Is this Dez Nuts?
01:51That's Dezzy Nuts.
01:53Yeah, that's him right there.
01:54Oh, of course he got it wrong the first time.
01:57Oh, yeah.
01:58When you can't even spell Deez Nuts.
02:00Deez Nuts.
02:00That's bad.
02:02That's really disappointing.
02:04He's a dumb-dumb man.
02:05Yeah.
02:05He's a dumb-dumb man.
02:06Oh, he's a dumb-dumb man.
02:08Oh, you're just a dumb-dumb, aren't you?
02:10Oh, you stupid dumb-dumb man.
02:11He's so stupid.
02:12Oh, dumb-dumb.
02:14Dumb-dumb.
02:16They're like, that's Dez Nuts.
02:17Dumb-dumb is such like a...
02:18She's making fun of me for calling Deez Nuts,
02:20and she's like, oh, he's a dumb-dumb man.
02:23Oh, you're such a dumb-dumb.
02:25Look at him.
02:26I haven't said that in years.
02:27I don't know what I'm from.
02:28But he does look like a dumb-dumb.
02:30Yeah, he does.
02:31But you said a dumb-dumb man.
02:33Dumb-dumb man.
02:34Dumb-dumb man.
02:35Dumb-dumb man.
02:36There's no denying.
02:37It's not like you're wrong.
02:39You're right.
02:40That's what he is.
02:41Yeah.
02:42I know.
02:43He's so disappointed in himself.
02:46A judge did officially approve Deez Nuts' second name change to D-E-E-Z-Nuts.
02:51You'd think, like, you have a chance to go change it again,
02:55and you'd be like, I'm using a joke that's, you know,
02:5913 years old.
03:00Yeah.
03:00Maybe I should.
03:02No, he's a dumb-dumb man.
03:03Look at him.
03:03You can tell.
03:04And he's like, no, he's all in.
03:06He probably laughs every single time, right?
03:09Yeah.
03:09He laughs at a lot of stuff, you know?
03:12Like knock-knock jokes.
03:13Mm-hmm.
03:15Do you think he gets knock-knock jokes?
03:17Only the easy ones.
03:19I don't know.
03:20Only the real easy ones.
03:21Yeah, he, like, writes a lot of stuff down when you're telling them that.
03:24Oh, yeah.
03:25Knock-knock jokes.
03:26Oh, yeah.
03:27Hold on a minute.
03:28He, like, takes notes.
03:29Yeah.
03:30He's like, all right, I'm going to try to figure this one out.
03:33I'm Dezay Nuts.
03:36Hey, Dezay.
03:36Dezay.
03:38If you're legally changing your name to something stupid and you can't even spell it.
03:44Yeah.
03:45It's bad, guys.
03:46It's really bad.
03:49I'm amazed the judge gave the okay to Deez Nuts.
03:52Oh, I am, too.
03:53Well, yeah, a little bit.
03:53You can't get a license plate with Deez Nuts on it, but you can change your name to Deez Nuts?
03:57You had to have job interviews, right?
04:00Job interviews?
04:00I was like, Deez Nuts.
04:01I was like, I don't know.
04:02I don't know.
04:03I don't think so.
04:04I don't know.
04:05I don't know if you're right.
04:05Do you just, as a potential employer, do you, like, pick the resume up and you're like,
04:12this guy's name is Deez Nuts.
04:14Does he have a LinkedIn?
04:16Does he have a LinkedIn?
04:17I kind of doubt it.
04:18That'd be crazy.
04:20Try and find it.
04:21I don't think he does.
04:22He's in marketing.
04:23I don't think he's ever had a job.
04:25No.
04:25No.
04:26It's just even like, you'd just be like, you're not ready for the...
04:30I think he's on Facebook, Lisa.
04:31No way.
04:32Deez Nuts Crowell.
04:33That's him.
04:34There he is.
04:34Okay.
04:35Look at him.
04:36Uh-oh.
04:37What's this all about?
04:38Oh, no.
04:39This is...
04:40Are you sure?
04:40Oh, yeah.
04:41That's him.
04:42Yeah, that's him.
04:43Yep.
04:43Oh, no.
04:44Oh, boy.
04:45Oh, because he's been in the news before this guy, right?
04:47Yes.
04:48Yeah.
04:48Deez Nuts' house is up for sale.
04:49Oh, he has so many problems.
04:51He owns a home.
04:53He owns a home?
04:54He did.
04:55It's up for sale now.
04:56I think Deez Nuts.
04:57So he had a job.
04:58Well, it must have.
04:59Where is he from?
05:00He's from Wisconsin.
05:02Okay.
05:04The Nuts Estate.
05:05No, he doesn't do it.
05:07See, does it list his...
05:09He went to high school.
05:10Doesn't list any workplaces.
05:12He has a girlfriend or wife.
05:15He did a lot of freelancing.
05:17Mrs. Deez Nuts.
05:18How beautiful.
05:20What an honor.
05:22To be known as Mrs. Deez Nuts.
05:25Could you really...
05:25You could marry a guy who calls himself Deez Nuts?
05:28She did.
05:29She loves him.
05:30They have a kid together.
05:31Yeah, they do.
05:32It was love, you know?
05:35She's like a vampire.
05:36Dumbumb man has more of a life than I thought.
05:39Chubby vampires.
05:40A lot of blood.
05:41She's drinking a lot of...
05:42I had cholesterol blood.
05:44I've never thought of a chubby vampire before.
05:48A lot of cholesterol.
05:49I'm drinking more blood.
05:50Yeah, they only eat, I guess, chubby people.
05:53Right.
05:53Yeah.
05:53I mean, I think they were both vampires together.
05:57Right?
05:58Yeah, I think you're right.
05:59I think you're right.
06:00Oh, that's...
06:02She looks like a different woman there.
06:04There's so many Deez Nuts on LinkedIn that it's hard to...
06:09I had no idea.
06:11You're up to your neck in Deez Nuts?
06:12Deez Nuts.
06:13Akron.
06:14Deez Nuts.
06:15Trout Lake.
06:15Lake Orion.
06:16Deez Nuts.
06:17Stop it.
06:18Deez Nuts.
06:18People are making professional pages with Deez Nuts?
06:20I don't know how professional any of this is.
06:24Oh, these two.
06:25They love to dress like pirates.
06:27Yeah.
06:28And witches.
06:28They're made for each other.
06:31Oh, God almighty.
06:32These are the ugliest women you've ever seen.
06:34It'd be scary to, like, almost be the victim of a fat vampire.
06:39You'd be like, you're not even going to let me turn into a vampire, are you?
06:42They're just going to take it off.
06:43They're just going to fly, but they can't really get off the ground too much.
06:45The bastard's like...
06:47Yeah.
06:48Little wings.
06:49Squeak, squeak.
06:53Oh, man.
06:53Oh, no.
06:54He fancies himself a bit of a Captain Jack.
06:57Oh, he does.
06:58Which one?
06:58Which one?
06:59That's probably his job.
07:00I'm a street-side Jack Sparrow.
07:03Yeah.
07:04That's what I do for a living.
07:06Oh, his big vampire lady is larger than you'd imagine.
07:09Yeah.
07:10Yeah, but you can see it's real kinky.
07:12There's some kinky stuff going on.
07:13Oh, yeah.
07:14You know it.
07:15Like, oh, that's a big coffin.
07:16Oh, my God.
07:19Yeah.
07:20Woof.
07:20Woof.
07:21Woof.
07:24Sorry, Deez.
07:25We're making fun of Deez Nuts' lady.
07:28But she is atrociously ugly.
07:30She likes to wear leather and fishnets.
07:33Yeah, that's not what you want.
07:36Yeah, like, fishnets make her look, like, literally like you caught a bunch of fish.
07:41Not what you're hoping for.
07:42One big fish.
07:43Yep.
07:43One big one.
07:45Wow.
07:46Oh, wow.
07:47That's what they fornicate.
07:50Oh, yeah.
07:51What's crazy is to be totally gothed out, but then wear, like, white athletic socks.
07:58That's the first thing I noticed.
07:59Like, why?
08:00Why are you wearing white athletic socks?
08:02You're a vampire outfit.
08:04You're in a vampire outfit.
08:05Because you still don't need your sensible shoes, Lise.
08:08Oh, man.
08:09It kills the whole look.
08:10It really does.
08:11What are you doing?
08:12They make, you know, black socks.
08:14Oh, they do.
08:15You can get it.
08:17Oh.
08:19Holy cow, huh?
08:20We did a deep dive into Deez Nuts.
08:22He has a life.
08:23I just, I didn't think he did anything.
08:26Yeah, no, he does have a life somehow.
08:28Yeah, I don't know what he does for a living.
08:30No, it's hard to tell.
08:34It's hard to tell.
08:35You can look him up online.
08:36Deez Nuts Kroll.
08:38K-R-O-L-L.
08:40Well, according to his travel history, which you just found, he might be a smuggler.
08:45Anyway, Deez Nuts.
08:46Yeah, I mean, I can't find him because I don't, I can't tell.
08:49He doesn't have a LinkedIn, dude.
08:51He couldn't even spell Deez Nuts.
08:52There's no way he has a LinkedIn.
08:53You're right.
08:54You're right.
08:56You're right.
08:57Amen.