Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Las Vegas who was shocked to find over 100 pounds of bread dumped on his property and called non-emergency for help.
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00:00a dude has a mystery on his property i think it's funny because the news station that covered
00:13this story said there's been a big rise in bread crime bread crime have you noticed this anywhere
00:22guys i've not no me either a guy in nevada had more than a hundred pounds of sliced bread
00:30dumped on his property you know how much the bread that is to weigh a hundred pounds oh my god
00:37so he has no idea where it came from i'm assuming it's it's no good anymore and i'm just looking for
00:45a place to just throw it away and i'm like i want to attract all of the critters to this place
00:51let's figure out if we can see what happened here here's the story from klastv now to an unusual
00:59story that you'll oh sorry my bad tried to make it bigger we see here the owner of a henderson
01:05business shocked to find a literal ton of packaged bread left on his property eight news now reporter
01:11james shaffer is on the crumb trail tonight looking at the apparent rise in bread related
01:16on monday workers at pbf manufacturing a casket supplier in henderson discovering this mound of
01:31discarded bread with no idea how it got there it's all been dumped out of the delivery box still in
01:37its plastic packaging all kroger brand and there is seemingly no answer about who put it there
01:42and why i can't get rid of it i don't know how to get rid of it it's just too much curtis dennis
01:48manager at pbf told us he called a non-emergency number to report the illegal disposal at his property
01:54and called his local smiths they just kind of chuckled under their breath and it's like oh my gosh
01:59you know how why would that happen they were they were thinking that i only talked about a little bit
02:04of bread and i told them how much it was and it was just they they just kind of laughed now i know
02:10i can't get a hold of anybody and i don't know what to tell you and that was what smith called
02:15somebody explain all this bread help help help me someone sir what seems to be the trouble i know
02:24this is not emergency yes well i have an emergency what's your emergency sir brad i'm sorry brad
02:31brad brad everywhere there's brad
02:35we're gonna need a psych visit
02:38we're gonna need this guy's lost his mind they dumped a bunch of brad
02:43a semi-loadful it's for sure a semi-loadful yeah that came off a truck
02:49kroger brand
02:52let's get back to the story here
02:54it's just okay
02:55we went to investigate he formed a half-baked theory after he found a document containing
03:00a distribution route number and a name dennis filed a police report listing the name and number
03:05henderson police have not yet provided an update we also looked up our baking company more than a mile
03:11away from the business but they don't make kroger brand bread also the henderson kroger distribution
03:16center is not responsible for the contractors who deliver on bread routes that are sold to
03:22different companies route 301 dennis now waits for public services to pick it up but with the
03:28exposure to so much food to wildlife figuring out the origin of the bread maybe the yeast
03:34of his problem oh my gosh henderson james schaefer
03:38eight news now i wish people could do a story without the puns no it's now a requirement it's
03:45now a requirement is it because no they found it newsrooms across america they love a good pun
03:51an 80 year old man is dying laughing we're not watching the evening news that's what i mean like
03:59it's it's not we're not and we won't if this continues but he actually was concerned that
04:04someone could have been killed and buried in all that bread that's what he thought at first
04:07it was a crime yes that someone killed someone he called that non-emergency line
04:11i guarantee there's a dead man in it a dead man in the bread yeah why else would you dump a ton
04:23of bread on my property if you weren't hiding a dead body it doesn't make any sense we'll send
04:28somebody right away thank you he thought that someone had been killed and buried in all under all
04:33that bread and that's why they did that that was his leading crime that would be a perfect crime
04:38it's just a pissed off truck driver right yeah it's obviously yeah someone who was like right here
04:44wasn't gonna make their delivery oh that is the update a distributor came forward and said they
04:49contracted a driver to handle that route for the first time but he dumped it because he got mad
04:55and didn't want to go through the process of returning it right so he missed uh he missed something
05:02and was like i have to return with an empty truck i'm just gonna do that they won't know any better
05:09the driver called into the news station anonymously and said they tell drivers to dump unsold bread off
05:16at churches and non-profits but he couldn't find anyone that wanted to take it so he was told to just
05:23dump it anyway he's just driving around i got a truckload of bread anybody want it what kind is it
05:30just regular all kinds of different regular breads there's hot dog buns there's regular breads
05:34there's wheat wheat bread uh-huh there's a what brand is it what brand is it i forget some kind of
05:42just kroger brand yeah i don't want it i don't want that oh come on go find another place but it's
05:50to feed people go ahead hippie get out of here all right driving around all day with this truck of
05:56bread oh wow what do you got i've got a lot of bread here that could help feed a lot of people do
06:01you are you interested i gotta get this done by like five o'clock today oh no we can't you don't
06:07want the bread we couldn't we couldn't possibly look how much bread it is i uh free i doubt it
06:11it's free it's free i know there's always a cat you could just feed my grandkids told me to look
06:16out for this kind of scam get out of here all right i'm out scammer big bread scam i wouldn't
06:24fall for it i would be like what what don't want your bread yeah what's wrong with it so he finally
06:31gave up and just dumped it on this poor guy's property he threw it into their trash area but
06:38there was so much it wouldn't even fit in just a giant dumpster yeah no semi load of bread semi load
06:44so that would have just taken unless he had a semi that could have like dumped it out like a
06:50dump truck that would have taken all night he's like that's the worst job ever yeah he's like new on
06:57the job four hours of tossing bread what have you been doing all day bread bread bread bread as long as
07:05you can think here's the thing he wasn't even paid to do it like you got to find a place to dump it
07:12that's on you yeah that's not even yeah terrible job the worst that's the worst job they're basically
07:17like you better figure out what to do with all this bread yeah you can't make any money with a
07:24truck full of bread you want to make some money you got to get that bread out of there and pick up the
07:32next thing every morning you got to figure out where to take this bread all right good luck you
07:38just figure out where to take it and if you can't figure out where it goes you give it to a non-profit
07:43and sometimes they don't want it then what then you just dump it on a guy's lawn that's what we've
07:52done for years that's the bread game you can either make it in this business or you don't it's not for
07:59everybody pal it's not for the week he didn't get paid you think i got arms like this not tossing
08:07thousands of loaves of bread out every morning if you don't figure out what to do with this bread you
08:14will not get paid come on what a crazy thing it's a horrible job oh it's the worst it's the worst thing
08:23i could ever think of but there must this must happen because they say there's a big rise in bread
08:28crime yes bread crime i guess the non-profits are just crawling in bread right now they're crawling in
08:36it that's so much of it come on the guy had to quit right he can't that's not his oh it's not for him
08:42no no well it is a crime and that guy would have been responsible for it since it happened on
08:48someone's property but the bread is gone now so it sounds like someone helped him out so he's not
08:53going to be charged oh that's good come on we gotta go get this guy's bread you put it in the wrong
08:59spot oh dummy i was hoping the birds would eat it all do you understand the size of a flock of birds
09:08to eat 10 000 loaves of bread i guess i didn't do the math i gotta crunch numbers on that this job is hard
09:14that's it i always do the math every morning i gotta figure out where to take all this bread i just
09:18can't do it i know i told you