Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a group of seniors in a retirement community who unknowingly ate a bunch of pot brownies and called 911 because they thought they had been poisoned.
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00:00It sucks to be old
00:06This guy really needs to get his own place
00:10But sadly it sounds like that place
00:12Could be a jail cell after this
00:1446 year old Michael Caronda
00:16Works as an elementary school music teacher
00:20Okay
00:21In South Dakota
00:21He still lives with his 73 year old mother Irene
00:27Well the other night
00:29He made a big pan
00:32Of brownies before bed
00:35Then Irene found them the next morning
00:37Decided oh
00:38I love brownies
00:39I'll take these to my buddies
00:42At the senior center
00:43For our card game
00:46Time to get lit
00:48She did not realize
00:50They were incredibly strong
00:52Pot brownies
00:54Go fish
00:56What a fun day at the senior center
00:58Oh my god
00:58I can't even move
01:01I haven't been this lit in a long time
01:04Who's got cocaine?
01:09I do
01:10Yes
01:10Yes
01:12Do some lines
01:12Yes
01:13I don't care if I die tonight
01:17Turns out Michael had just gotten back
01:19From a trip to Colorado
01:21Where he picked up a bunch of THC butter
01:24And he cooked
01:26Half a pound of it
01:28Into this small pan of brownies
01:31Oh my god
01:31So they were like
01:32Like nuclear
01:33Yeah
01:349-1-1 started getting calls
01:37About 8 p.m. that night
01:38Hello
01:39From multiple
01:39Oh my
01:43Uh
01:43Uh
01:44They've been poisoned
01:46Something's wrong
01:48Are you having an episode
01:49I don't know if I'm having a stroke
01:52Or my blood sugar is
01:54Off
01:55I check my numbers
01:57They
01:57Seem all right
01:59But I
01:59I don't know what you're talking about
02:01I'm tired and also
02:02Have you taken anything
02:03Are you on that
02:04I ate a brownie
02:06In a brownie
02:09Brought it from home
02:11Calm down man
02:12My son made a brownie
02:14You're just really high man
02:15Oh
02:17Just sit down and watch something funny
02:19Oh
02:19Something's wrong
02:22Six different calls
02:25From six different seniors
02:27Hello
02:27What's your word is he
02:30I have no idea
02:31What is going on right now
02:33You wouldn't have been
02:34At a place where there was
02:35A bunch of brownies were you
02:35Yeah
02:36Say please
02:37You're high as a
02:38You're high as a kite
02:39Oh okay
02:40All right
02:41Go chill out
02:41Listen to some music
02:43Yeah
02:46Yeah the call started coming in
02:47About 8pm
02:48They got six different calls
02:49From multiple seniors
02:50Many of which thought
02:51They'd been poisoned
02:52I guess they were all
02:54On the phone to each other
02:55Letting them know
02:56Ethel
02:56Yeah
02:57Oh we're poisoned
02:58We're dying
02:59There was a news story
03:00Just last night
03:01About freaks going around
03:02Poisoning the old people
03:04I knew it
03:06Oh we've been hit
03:06We've been hit
03:07I'd be like
03:09If that happened to me
03:10And I was old
03:11And I'd go regress
03:12I need Taco Bell
03:14Right now
03:15Somebody get me
03:16I've been at Taco Bell
03:17In 50 years
03:18I don't care how long
03:20I'm on the toilet
03:21Taco Bell
03:24Now
03:25We're gonna crap ourselves
03:29Tonight
03:29I'm in
03:32I'm gonna have diarrhea
03:33For five days
03:34Yeah
03:35It's gonna be awesome
03:38Worth it
03:40Yep
03:41Two sacks of ten
03:44White Castle
03:45Oh my god
03:47That's a death wish fella
03:48You're damn right
03:49I'm living wild tonight
03:53Oh
03:54Wouldn't you love to be
03:55A fly on the wall
03:56At that senior center
03:57Oh my god
03:57To see what unfolded
03:59After they all
03:59Oh my god
04:00You know a senior
04:00Loves a brownie
04:02Yeah
04:02At least it would have
04:03Been good though
04:04To have someone there
04:05That had
04:05That at least
04:06Kind of could tell
04:07Like what had happened
04:08Be like listen
04:09I know you're all
04:10Freaking out
04:10This is just a weed brownie
04:12Like an old hippie
04:13One of them
04:13Yeah
04:14He's like
04:14I remember this man
04:15What's happening to us
04:17It's alright man
04:18We just
04:19I think we ate
04:19Pot brownies
04:20Jerry what is it
04:22It's pot brownies
04:23I know it man
04:24I remember this feeling
04:25They stopped
04:26Letting me have weed in here
04:27But this is what I was like
04:28Thank god he's here
04:30Help us through
04:32He's our shaman
04:33I'll guide you through this
04:35Next week during their card
04:37Getting in like
04:38Irene
04:38Where's the brownies
04:39Yeah
04:39They realized how awesome it was
04:41Right
04:41Make some more of those
04:42Yeah
04:43When you know you're not
04:44Dying or poisoned
04:45Yeah
04:46Then you can enjoy it
04:47Right
04:47Well yeah
04:48I don't think they felt
04:49Very good on it
04:50I think being that old
04:51Is probably scary enough
04:52Without being high
04:53Yes
04:54Well the thing is too
04:55Like I think part of being high
04:56Is you're used to being high
04:58Like that initial
05:00Like not knowing
05:04What's happening
05:05Right
05:05You know
05:06I believe would be
05:07Very scary for some
05:08Especially with eating it
05:09I don't know if it's different
05:10If you're old
05:11You're like my brain
05:12You know
05:14No
05:14Just the way your body feels
05:15They did
05:16They thought they were poisoned
05:17Right
05:17Someone poisoned them
05:19I wonder if they blamed Irene at first
05:21Yeah
05:21Kill her
05:22Her poisonous brownies
05:23Poisoning them
05:23She's a drug
05:25Drugged up bitch
05:26You knew she was a druggie
05:29Look at her
05:30She's banned from the senior center
05:32She's got that
05:33She's got that mohawk son
05:34It was him
05:37He's into music
05:40Poor Irene
05:41No
05:43No