Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners to call in and share why they would tell people not to get married and then Rick the Pimp calls in and shares some of his backstory.
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00:00there is a dude in livonia who i honestly he's chuck yeah what do you mean he's future chuck
00:15he's walking around the streets of livonia with a sign saying warning don't get married ever oh
00:22my god this guy's amazing he's my hero for you guys i want to know why would you tell someone
00:26don't get married ever if you could give them a reason one reason just why would you say don't
00:31get married ever we do have to also find out whether or not he's been broken if anyone knows
00:36him we'd love to talk to him ourselves 248-544-9743 um brian will start us off good morning
00:43hey what's going on guys what's up we're good what would be your warning hey uh you know my
00:50warning is i was with my uh my now wife like 13 years we were never married got three kids
00:55we've been married for three years and uh the first thing that happens is everything goes wrong
01:01as soon as you fight the first thing that starts getting thrown out is divorce divorce divorce
01:05and uh you know the funny thing is is the way marriage is nowadays it's a complete farce
01:11you know what i mean you got men marrying men you got women marrying women um it's just it's not
01:16traditional uh it might all right we're not getting into that to me yeah i mean i wish i could have
01:21married a man oh my god if me and just my best buddy could have got married we would have got
01:33married we would have had a ceremony we are married women are not easy no no they're not they're not
01:43and um but men are not easy as well yeah it's hard sometimes i just don't ever see are you listening
01:49to this well i mean like i watched my dad give two houses away yeah exactly it was like he was
01:56running a radio contest for most of my life so i just that's what the institution of marriage is to
02:03me because of my dad i'm just like so let me get this straight a girl tricks you into buying her an
02:08expensive ring you can't leave her and if you do you got to give away a house and half your things
02:14yeah i'm like i don't see the lesson that a lot of us didn't get yeah you know quite a commitment
02:19and it's the financial part of it it's like trusting someone that you'll be with them the
02:23rest of your life and you'll put all of your finances together and have to it will work out
02:27you would not do anything else in life if someone put down the stats of it working out and the cost
02:36of when it does not you wouldn't do anything else in life like would you buy a house if they said
02:42over 60 percent of the time
02:45someone comes and just takes your house
02:51that's a great way to put it though
02:55i mean there's nothing else in life you would do ever if confronted with the facts about it
03:04you'd never take the risk yeah nothing else nothing else in life like the chill
03:09and horrifying reality of dying alone is not as scary to me as getting a divorce
03:15someone says i can see chuck crying when his ex-husband takes half of his ants
03:19you never will nerdy dude he never will we'll never leave each other
03:25the question for you is like this guy in livonia who's walking around with a sign why would you tell
03:31someone not to get married forever rick the pimp what's up going on hey how you doing
03:38man i'm feeling good this morning i'm good so why would you tell someone not to get married rick
03:43the pimp it's too much responsibilities man don't get me wrong i love my wife and everything i thank
03:50god for bringing our kids here but if i could do it all over again i wouldn't get married
03:55no it's too many issues you know where you at you know they want to know exactly where you at
04:02we got this app where you know
04:04oh wow you got an app you're being trapped
04:06yeah it's like it's an app we can look at each other and i'm like i don't want you to know where i'm at
04:11i'm out handling business you know
04:12oh they complain too much and it's like dude i just bought you a brand new vehicle what you crying
04:21about well i guess as a pimp you have a few more different obstacles in your way yeah well that was
04:30by choice because a long time ago in our marriage we had some trust issues and long story short she
04:35ended up sleeping with her boss so in return i told her well i want to be a pimp then
04:39that was the negotiation that was what you got
04:43like okay well you slept with your boss i will be a pimp
04:47yeah
04:48i see you're cheating and i raise you pimping yeah god damn right oh your story's starting to come
04:58together now yeah okay it is i had to no it was one incident one incident where you know we were
05:05gonna have a divorce and we was gonna split the house and i told her you know flat out i burned
05:08the house down we just split the ashes you know that'd be me that'd be me oh yeah i could see that
05:15dave yeah yeah hard to split marriage i couldn't do it couldn't do it again nope but you're still
05:22you're still with her now yeah i'm still with her i'm still with her you know i still love her i
05:27still you know love her for being a great mother but if i could do it all over again hell no yeah
05:32yeah because you can all right my whole thing you can do all that you can have all those feelings
05:37you can you can feel that way all you want and don't have to sign a piece of paper there's the
05:44app where you at app where you are where you are i really had that locate people compass like
05:52detector so like i could be hiding in a like a underground bunker it's within one foot of
05:59accuracy no wow oh yeah it's terrifying i'm gonna find you yeah where are you at
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