Dave & Chuck the Freak discuss a survey and ask listeners to call-in and share their top sex fears.
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00:00all right here's a question for you what's your top sex fear does it make the list with the rest
00:12of the country one eight five five nine five four six nine six nine if you want to reach out quickly
00:17on the dave and chuck lines one eight five five nine five four six nine six nine what is your top
00:22the sex fear you can text us to it four six nine six nine uh survey respondents answered those
00:30questions in the u.s and europe so they break it down per country and then they see per sex male or
00:39female and then europe versus u.s okay how we all rate our sex fears this guy said my wife is a bigger
00:50girl she always what she always wants to sit oh so just suffocation huh i said that's my sex fear
01:01i imagine that as like you know that independence day scene when the mothership comes over the city
01:08and the shadow just darkens yeah that's what that'd be like she's approaching and
01:13you've got to say no right i mean you can't want to hurt her she's still your lady she's your big
01:22lady that is your big lady i would have i think you gotta you gotta flip the script oh you yes let
01:29her lie yeah put your face advanced it's an instead of her upon you you upon her it's an advanced porno
01:36move people have killed people that way killed them good um sean has a comment here we're talking
01:41about your top sex fears what's yours sean well i actually was involved in one of those situations
01:48where a butt plug got sucked into a girl's butt like all the way but it had like this little like
01:57hook on the end of like a loop that you could attach like a fox tail or some kind of tail to
02:03yeah uh so what i ended up doing was i kind of like stuck a finger in to try and like loosen things up
02:10and then i got a wire coat hanger oh my god and hooked it on the end and then just rip cord
02:18oh yeah rip cord and did how did that end um she didn't cry but she definitely was kind of like in
02:27the fetal position afterwards did she defecate oh dave no no no i just assumed i would assume
02:35too far dave i would just assume dave too far dave char's like a sexual macgyver man macgyver to
02:41coat uh coat hanger everybody when the butt plug disappears is gonna try to do something oh yeah
02:48you try you try to get it out at home before you go anywhere you know the inventions i would make
02:53if it happened to me
02:54i would be like uh da vinci
02:58honestly i mean they'd be like is that a flying machine turns out he was smarter than nikola tesla
03:09he came up with more advanced butt removal tools than anyone in the history these advanced drawings
03:16from somebody from the distant past yeah charles he he's created these devices these i don't know
03:23if they're flying machines now to check that out that's just a it's a butt plug remover there that
03:29thing spins around and it rips a butt plug right out of you yep you know exactly the opposite of
03:35something we talked about earlier this guy's had a girl whipping out a strap on and that's his biggest
03:39fear oh i just shake your hand and wish you farewell there's something he's scared of you just go
03:44no no yeah no i guess what okay here's the fear here's the fear though you've uh signed up for
03:53some kind of all horseplay where it's uh you've been tied up
03:58no you would no i'm calling police no no help help help better have a safe word
04:07i mean if i have to i'm calling police i'm calling police what do you do i mean what do you do i just
04:16start making my my siren noise as loud as i can and hope someone hears it but uh you know
04:23you mean your loud gay siren yeah my loud gay siren yeah
04:26you know like i'm hoping someone hears me but what an embarrassing situation i feel like that's
04:33about to happen to you and you are tied up i you'd get the adrenaline and you'd rip whatever
04:38you're tied up to off i i hope i would hope you're right but i don't think you are i think i think they
04:44make those things well tough to the point where you're never getting out i think some of them
04:48all right let's move on here what's your biggest sex fear huey so my girlfriend uh for the big for
04:56like six months every other week she'd turn around and try to peg me strap on yeah my god
05:02every other week huh like every fortnight why
05:05i don't know every other week she was trying to do it she's like i just want you to do it and then
05:13i'll let you uh peg me afterward and i'm like that's a no-go for me myself and then about six
05:20months down the road we're not doing anything for like a month month and a half because i would
05:25want to do that with her oh my god yeah it's just time to i mean you're just not meant to be you
05:31know no sometimes you're not meant to be i imagine the fortnight rolls around again and now i've just
05:37got to guard my b-hole no it's one time yeah it's one time because once i know like oh man that's where
05:43your sexual escapades end huh like that's your pinnacle that's what they we're not meant to be
05:49right you need someone whose pinnacle is within your wheelhouse right yeah huey just bit off morning
05:57kachoo and if your pinnacle is more than that than they're willing to do then you probably aren't
06:03meant to be either if i was friends with him and his name was huey i would call him huey lewis and the
06:07nope
06:07nope