Dave & Chuck the Freak talk the world of Craigslist after a foot perv in Oregon made the news. They want to know, what went wrong when you responded to a Craigslist ad.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freaks Pervert of the Day
00:10Officials say a Portland, Oregon man
00:13who placed an ad looking for a housekeeper
00:18was actually just looking to get their feet all over his face
00:24Oh wow, that's tough
00:2755-year-old Jimmy Liu was booked into the Washington County Jail
00:33facing multiple charges
00:35I guess deputies got a report from a woman
00:40who had a weird interview with the guy
00:44Can you imagine how that went?
00:48You know, like, uh
00:50Hi, thanks for coming
00:51What are you doing to do?
00:55I mean, I will say
00:58these women were responding to a Craigslist housekeeper's ad
01:02Yeah, I get it
01:03I get that
01:04Always, I just assume
01:06they're gonna want your feet on them
01:08Yeah
01:09You should assume that
01:10Yeah
01:11Well, when the interview process
01:14has a lot to do with your feet, though
01:16It should be, like, kind of a dead giveaway
01:20For sure it should
01:21There's just no shortage of people out there
01:24making bad Craigslist decisions
01:26Yeah
01:27No, there aren't at all
01:28I just can't believe anybody would go there anymore
01:30No
01:31I know
01:32I can't believe it either
01:33I don't know
01:33It's always, to me, gonna be sexual
01:36No matter what
01:36Always
01:37No matter what it is
01:38Sexual
01:38Who knows
01:39Housekeeping
01:40Sexual
01:40Maybe someone was like
01:42God, if it was only just sexual
01:44Yeah
01:44He had to grab my feet
01:45and stick them all over himself
01:47Gross
01:48His mugshot
01:50There it is
01:51Up at DaveAndCheckTheFreak.com
01:53You can read more about the story there
01:54Yeah, he looks proud
01:56Yeah
01:57He's got a smirk about him
01:58Yeah, he does
01:59I'm so glad I'm not into feet
02:02Oh, me too
02:03I want to actually ask that for a second
02:05because I'm not
02:05Have you responded to an ad on Craigslist
02:09that took a turn you weren't expecting?
02:13To us, we'd never go there
02:15But obviously there's lots of people that go there for legitimate reasons
02:19Yeah
02:20Because it's still a viable website with a ton of ads on it
02:24Anytime we go there, there's a ton of ads
02:26Have you had a Craigslist ad go wrong for you?
02:31Yeah
02:31Craigslist to me is no different than that hallway that Hannibal Lecter lives down
02:35with all those other criminals
02:36Yeah
02:37You're going to walk down it and there's all sorts of things being flung at you
02:40Yep
02:41That's what it seems like
02:42Yeah
02:43You're right, that's a real life Craigslist right there
02:45I think in the beginning of Craigslist, maybe it was a place that people went to
02:50Like in the very beginning
02:51I think you're right
02:52And then Perves moved in
02:54It used to be like a garage sale on the internet
02:56Right
02:56That's what it used to feel like
02:57But then Perves were like, well, okay, Craig
02:59Yeah
02:59Let's get in here
03:02Here's something you're not expecting
03:03Yeah
03:03Look inside this box
03:05It's on my lap
03:06I've got a lot of things for sale
03:08Yeah
03:08Perves find everything, don't they?
03:10They do
03:10They manage to get into everything
03:12Yeah
03:12They're like cockroaches
03:14Yeah
03:14They'll figure their way in
03:16You won't be able to get rid of them
03:18Matt's with us in Royal Oak
03:19We're talking about how a Craigslist ad went wrong for people
03:23What happened, Matt?
03:25Hey guys, how's it going this morning?
03:27We're good
03:27Good
03:29So I have a buddy who does heating and cooling
03:31And he had to go do a service call on the guy's furnace
03:36And the crazy thing is the wife answered the door
03:40And told him that the husband was in the basement
03:42So he went down there
03:43Did his checkup
03:45And the guy was like in another room in the basement
03:47And so he went over there to tell the guy that he's finished
03:49And when he went over there
03:50He noticed that the guy was watching a porno
03:53And yeah, so he, the guy came out
03:58And my buddy tried to act like he didn't see it
04:00So the guy asked him, he's like
04:01You know, what's the craziest thing you've ever been asked for?
04:04And my buddy just made up something
04:06And he's like, have you ever had someone service you before?
04:09And he's like, what?
04:11Oh, man
04:12And he's like, no
04:15He's like, well, I'm really good at it
04:16And he's like, I'm okay
04:19And he's like, all right, well
04:20This just, you know, this is between us
04:23Just so you know
04:24And he's like, all right
04:25That sounds good
04:27That sounds good
04:28You'd charge him for that service call, though
04:31Yeah, I'd be like, oh
04:32The price of heating and cooling just went up
04:36So I missed it off the top
04:38Was your buddy advertising on there?
04:41No, no
04:42So it was just, it was a company that he was working for
04:45So it was a customer of theirs, yeah
04:47So, but it was, you said it was definitely interesting
04:51But the weird thing is, when he went upstairs
04:53The wife was gone
04:54So they don't know if, like, this is kind of, like
04:56This thing of, like
04:58Wow, the furnace is always breaking
05:00Yeah, that's expensive, right?
05:01To keep calling, like, you know
05:03Service people to come over
05:04And then ask them for that
05:06I don't know
05:07Plus, it seems like your success rate would be
05:10Oh, extremely low
05:11How many guys are actually being like, yeah, go ahead
05:13Oh, sure
05:13Suck it
05:14Yeah
05:15Oh, you're good at it?
05:16Oh, if you're good
05:17If you're good at it
05:18I mean, I'm not gay, but if you're good at it
05:21Yeah
05:21No, I mean, I think your success rate would be minimal
05:24But I feel like the reason that someone sticks to something like that
05:29Is because they had a success
05:31Yeah, like, even one success
05:32Oh, like one heating and cooling guy
05:35Just tempted by the fruit of a pervert
05:37Yep, and that'll get some people to just stick on that course, you know
05:41Someone said I hired this cleaning lady on Craigslist called Crystal's Cleaning
05:46Hold on, let me write this down
05:48I think she actually was a hooker
05:51Okay, let me write that down
05:52A guy waited out front in his car
05:55Oh, yeah
05:55She didn't clean anything
05:57Nope
05:57She walked around with a bucket of water and a rag
06:00Huh
06:02She was so high
06:03I just paid her
06:05And then I got in trouble because my wife
06:09Said I didn't tell her what to clean
06:11Well, I think you have to be like, listen
06:13You're like, that's a drug addict with a bucket of water
06:15I know that
06:16I just got her out of here, okay
06:18Before we lost all of our stuff
06:20Sometimes you have to just size up a situation
06:24And realize it's best to just pay them to leave
06:28What was she going to clean
06:29With like a bucket and a rag
06:32Nothing
06:34That's so nice
06:35And her pimps waiting outside
06:37Yeah
06:37No, you just
06:39He did the right thing
06:41I know he got in a little bit of trouble
06:42But
06:42So she was expecting sex, obviously
06:45Right?
06:46She was going to have to perform the sex
06:48And he didn't ask for anything
06:50And she's like, well
06:50She doesn't want to clean anything
06:52Right
06:52He's like, you're doing a terrible job
06:54Yeah
06:54That's his water
06:55Go ahead, start with the floor there
06:57Someone said, I went to buy a couch from Craigslist
07:02Ended up doing GHB
07:04And having a devil's threesome
07:06Geez, see, this is it though
07:08So it's guys like this
07:10It's a guy like this
07:12Which lets people still try it
07:15Because they're like, can you believe that we asked this guy to come buy a couch or whatever
07:18And we did GHB and had sex with him?
07:21Like, it all worked out
07:24I guess, right?
07:26They turned a couch into
07:28And he didn't end up
07:29No
07:30Taking the couch
07:31No
07:31Because I'm sure they were never actually selling a couch, right?
07:33Exactly
07:34See, that's the crazy part
07:35If I'm actually looking for a couch
07:37And I'm like, oh God
07:38I don't want your GHB or your threesome
07:41Is the couch for sale or not?
07:42No
07:43What a waste of my time
07:45Yeah
07:46They're not looking for you though, Dave
07:48You know?
07:48No, I guess they're not
07:49They're looking for GHB threesome
07:51Yeah
07:52But then just put that out there, right?
07:54I don't think you're allowed
07:55I don't think you can just put up
07:57I'm looking for an awesome GHB
07:58No, probably not
07:59So the couch thing is a good guy
08:01Really?
08:01I don't know
08:02I think the last time we looked
08:03They were bold again
08:05I think there probably is some boldness that's still going on
08:09But
08:09Do a lot of people still go on this site?
08:12I don't think so
08:12Look at it, at least
08:13There's like 70,000 different places you can post an ad
08:17Well, yeah, but are they
08:19I mean, I guess they're probably
08:20Well, looking for a female activity partner
08:22Doesn't that mean to bang?
08:24Yeah
08:24Right?
08:25Yeah, it doesn't mean anything
08:26Laid back African American 35
08:28Big chubby guy
08:30Looking for someone to have fun with
08:31Let me know if that's you
08:32Pretty cool
08:33He just wants to get laid
08:34It's wild too that he thinks with like a sentence
08:37And he says he's fat in it
08:39Yeah
08:39That's a bold man
08:41I want a workout couple for activities
08:43So this person's looking for a threesome, right?
08:45Yep
08:46Car play fun
08:48Latino looking for a partner
08:52Looking for wood to use
08:54Okay, come on
08:56I want
08:56If you want to give me some wood
08:58Let me know
08:59I need it
09:00ASAP
09:00Call Chuck at
09:02Oh, wow
09:03I'm always looking for a nice set of wood
09:06Yeah, 31 year old guy
09:09Looking for a male friend
09:10Tops
09:11Come on
09:12Yeah, so it is just more bold now
09:15You know
09:16But there was a time when you had to kind of hide it
09:18I love the female workout partner
09:22Everyone wants a workout partner
09:24That just means a sex partner, right?
09:26It's working out, Dave
09:27Retired male senior
09:29Looking for male friends
09:31Wanting to stay busy
09:32Not get lazy
09:34If you have anything I can help you with
09:36Let me know
09:37See, that might be an actual old guy
09:38That needs a friend
09:39That's terrible
09:40I hope not
09:40That's terrible
09:41Oh no, no, no
09:42I heard about this place called Craigslist
09:45You can meet all kinds of cool people
09:46Yeah, a guy named Craig
09:47A really cool guy named Craig
09:49Came up with a list
09:50I'm just looking for some guys to hang out with
09:53If I can help you do anything, let me know
09:56And then it's just a ton of gay guys
09:58Help me jerk it
10:00You wouldn't believe who showed up
10:01When I tried to make friends
10:03Not the kind of friends I was having
10:04Want to hang out with a buddy
10:07Looking for Moses Hardwood
10:10Yeah, it's all sex
10:12Yeah
10:12It's literally all sex
10:13So keep that in mind
10:14If you're doing anything
10:15And this is just activities you're in?
10:18Yeah, activity partners
10:19Yeah, yeah
10:20Seemed like the best place to find
10:22Yeah
10:22That kind of stuff
10:24Cardio workout partner
10:26Yeah, a lot of workout
10:28Walking partners
10:29Things hidden in working out
10:30Pickleball, that might be
10:32Pickleball
10:33Oh, there's Dave
10:34Hold on
10:34Hold on
10:35There's Dave
10:35Is this legit?
10:37Haven't really gotten into pickleball
10:38Anyone out there like to play?
10:39Message me
10:40Yeah, no, that's legit
10:41That might be legit
10:41That's an old person
10:42That's an old person
10:43That doesn't know better
10:44Oh, no
10:44Right
10:44That's terrible
10:45The internet's safe, right?
10:48No, Grandpa
10:49It's not
10:50What are you trying to do?
10:52Just meet friends
10:52What are you trying to do?
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