Dave & Chuck the Freak reveal the voice behind every ad you'll find on Craigslist!
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00:0025-year-old woman hired a hairstylist on Craigslist last week, but then she didn't like the hairstyle
00:15she got, so she complained to the Craigslist hairstylist, and that's when the hairstylist
00:21blasted her with pepper spray.
00:23Things that will never happen to me.
00:25Lisa, you going to that Craigslist hairdresser today?
00:28No.
00:30Never.
00:30There's no training necessary when it's a Craigslist hair salon.
00:36What other things can you get?
00:38I never even thought about that.
00:40Like, anything.
00:40Services?
00:41Can I get surgery?
00:42Well, that's highly illegal.
00:45I don't know.
00:46Okay, so I'm looking on Craigslist Detroit now.
00:49They'll steal your organs.
00:50Yeah, they will.
00:51Let's put surgery in here and see what comes up.
00:55I'm looking for, like, out-of-the-ordinary stuff, though.
00:57Maybe it's under code words that I'll never understand.
01:00That's just it, you know.
01:02Professional junk removal?
01:03Does that mean they'll jerk me off?
01:04I don't think so.
01:06I think they're just going to take your stuff away.
01:07Oh, it's probably just a redneck dumpster.
01:10Yeah.
01:13Okay, jerking me off here.
01:16Dave calls him up.
01:17I'm looking for you guys to come jerk me off.
01:21He's like, I got a big piece of junk I need removed.
01:24Apparently, there's all sorts of code words on Craigslist that we found out about, like, snow and all sorts of stuff.
01:33Yeah.
01:33Oh, there's call me if you need a ride.
01:35That seems legit.
01:37Craigslist Uber.
01:39I can drive you anywhere you need to go.
01:41I can drive you to and from the airport.
01:43I have a chauffeur's license.
01:45I drive safe.
01:46My driving record is clean.
01:48I'll also take your skin off.
01:49Yeah.
01:51No, no, no.
01:52Get in the car.
01:53Just get in the car or go to the airport.
01:57Get in the car.
02:00Get in the car.
02:04That's what I think.
02:05That's what I think, Alex.
02:08Get in the car.
02:11You did start to lose it like that, didn't you?
02:13Oh, yeah.
02:15Come on.
02:16Put the lotion in the basket.
02:19This sounds legit.
02:21Get auto repairs for females only.
02:25Ladies, I'm doing weekend repairs on cars for women only.
02:28I know how these shops operate.
02:30Trust me.
02:31They rip you off.
02:32I'm just tossing this out there for the single moms and women who are looking for a break.
02:37Don't do it, ladies.
02:38No.
02:39Let me fix your car.
02:40Come on.
02:42Let me change your oil.
02:45They're going to rip you off.
02:49Get in the car.
02:52Tell me where you live.
02:54Why do I feel that that's the voice behind every one of these ads?
02:58Every one from the pet grooming.
03:00Yeah.
03:01Let me cut your dog's hair.
03:03Yeah.
03:04Come on.
03:05I got a cute name.
03:06My business has a cute name.
03:13I got a party bus.
03:16Rent my party bike.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Let's just throw a cat sitter cat watcher.
03:23Oh, wow.
03:23I want to watch your cat.
03:26That's creepy.
03:27I want to watch your cat.
03:28Tell me where you live.
03:30No.
03:31Tell me where you live, Lisa.
03:34I want to watch your cat.
03:38Take care of it.
03:40I have one cat of my own, and I absolutely love him.
03:45I'm very passionate about cat.
03:49I would love to cat sit.
03:51Visits would be about 30 to 60 minutes long.
03:57Services include feeding, refreshing water, dishes, lots of playing, cleaning cat litter
04:05box, distributing medicine.
04:09Take your medicine.
04:10Take it, cat.
04:12Just take it.
04:14Come on.
04:16Prices range from 12 bucks to 22 bucks.
04:19I'm affordable.
04:21Oh, yeah.
04:24Oh, there's your typical Craigslist voice.
04:28That's the voice we hear every time we read one of those ads.
04:32I'm sure some of them are legit, but I'm sure some of them are killers.
04:38No, like, I mean, that is a legit statement.
04:41Lots of, like, DJs on a budget.
04:46I just want to play music.
04:50It works for every one of them.
04:51It sure does.
04:53Absolutely.
04:54Oh, mobile welding.
04:57We come to you.
04:58I'll weld something for you.
05:00Just let me know where you live.
05:03Let me in your garage.
05:04They weld your dead body in the basement so nobody can find it.
05:09Interior painting for less.
05:11I just want to paint something for you.
05:14Come on.
05:17Need a new toilet.
05:18I'll put a toilet in.
05:22You can get anything you want done.
05:24I mean, you can get anything you want done.
05:26That's for sure.
05:27Yeah, but who'll show up to do it?
05:30I think a lot of these people.
05:32It's like fall, lawn, aeration, and jerk yard.
05:34I have a mobile shrink wrap business.
05:37I'll shrink wrap you.
05:40He does.
05:41Someone around there does.
05:46Is your computer broken?
05:49It's probably all the same guy.
05:51Let me in.
05:54You want me to build you a website?
05:56There's another one.
05:59Yep.
06:00Buffalo Bill's website.
06:01Buffalo Bill's Craigslist ads.
06:03Yep.