Plead The Fifth 2.12
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00:00Now, who's taking the stand?
00:03It's me being sworn in fresh off of the big game action.
00:07Three questions are going to come at me.
00:10I only have to answer three, well, three, six from all of you guys,
00:15but I only have to answer five of the six.
00:18Three will come from here and three will come from out there.
00:21So who is first in the run?
00:23I think I'm first.
00:24All right, but let's go.
00:25Okay, so Orlando, you are a single man living in the Tampa Bay area.
00:30That's what they say.
00:31And if you are dating or if you're looking for somebody,
00:34I wanted to know what's something, maybe a tiny thing that irritates you
00:38or your biggest turnoff when it comes to dating women?
00:42I will immediately put them into like a different category, like no thank you.
00:51Let's see.
00:51In the dating world, what turns me off?
00:57Filters.
00:58Filters.
00:59Filters.
01:00I would say filters.
01:01Like IG filters?
01:02Yeah.
01:02Oh, okay.
01:04Because in the day, because I don't go on the dating sites.
01:06So like I told you, IG to me is a dating site because you see somebody,
01:10you see them every day and you're like, hey, that person's cool.
01:13And you talk to them and you're like, oh, they got a good name.
01:15So then you meet them and you're like, whoa, who is that?
01:18Like I've had that happen with a couple of times.
01:20And I'm not saying I'm Jean-Claude goddamn, but I'm saying like, yo,
01:23I don't have filters where I trick you in the day.
01:26Like you see me online.
01:27You see me.
01:28When I pull up, you know me.
01:29I had somebody specifically walk up to my car.
01:33Like I was picking them up.
01:34And when I saw them look in, I really thought that wasn't the same person.
01:39That's bad.
01:40I'm like, who the hell is this?
01:41It's like it's a auntie.
01:42Hold on.
01:42So the filter got you or you got iceberg?
01:45No, I mean, everybody's iceberging.
01:48But I just, you know, a lot of people are iceberging.
01:49But I just really believe that the filter changes you so much.
01:53Like there's one you got that makes you look kind of Asian.
01:56Asian.
01:57Yeah, like you get back to a crazy life.
01:58She got one that she used when she be over in this room.
02:01And it's like, yo, like Meredith be all powder dusted and her eyes get stretched a little bit.
02:06And I know damn well that if somebody thought that was you and then you pulled up on them at the car,
02:11they'd be like, who are you?
02:12It adds some eyelashes.
02:14Yeah, whatever.
02:15I mean, that's the thing.
02:16Filters.
02:17I think filters would probably be what.
02:19I feel like everybody uses them.
02:22I think they do.
02:24I do.
02:24I think they do now.
02:25But females, as far as that, guys don't really use them that much.
02:28So I think you know what you're getting when you link up with a guy.
02:31But guy, it was a roll of the dice.
02:33You got to have fast gears to get out of there just in case it ain't right.
02:38So, yeah, filters.
02:40All right.
02:40Somebody said, what is iceberging?
02:42I got to close my text, by the way.
02:44Can you explain that quickly?
02:46Iceberging really quickly is when people on IG, they take photos or videos of just the top half,
02:53like I would say from the breasts and above.
02:55Yeah.
02:55Especially if they're showing cleavings.
02:57Yeah.
02:57And they don't show the bottom half.
02:59Right.
03:00The bottom half is just like icebergs.
03:01Iceberg shows you that little bit of ice that's like, whoa, we don't want to hit that.
03:05But under the ice is like, it's a city worth of ice that you can't see.
03:09It's like, iceberg ahead, mate.
03:12She's capping.
03:14She's capping.
03:15Yeah.
03:16That's what iceberg it is.
03:17All right.
03:18You're next.
03:18All right.
03:19So, we talk a lot about the beehive.
03:22Yes.
03:22We talk a lot about the Swifties.
03:25Lately, yeah.
03:25Good doing.
03:26I want to know to you, who are you more afraid of?
03:29Okay.
03:30The beehive or the Swifties.
03:31See, see there.
03:32See, no.
03:34No, no.
03:35No, no, no.
03:37No.
03:37I'm tapping out.
03:38No, no.
03:39Because I don't want to smoke with either one of them.
03:41If I pick one of them, the other one's going to attack me.
03:43And I'm scared of both of them.
03:45You're going to tap out because we can ask you anything after this.
03:49Anything.
03:49Anything.
03:51Who are you more afraid of?
03:53Come on now.
03:55See there.
03:56I mean, because, okay, listen.
03:59I have been attacked by the beehive on something I've said about Beyonce in the past.
04:03And it wasn't pleasant.
04:04Personally, I believe the Swifties have, because I've never had been attacked by them, but
04:12I'm afraid of them because they move different.
04:14They just like, you know, it's almost like a cult.
04:17Yeah.
04:17But it's like, it's almost like, like, like I think, okay, you know what?
04:20I'm not going to tap out.
04:21I think Beyonce's crew is a gang.
04:24And I think that Taylor Swift's crew is the Illuminati.
04:28I'm afraid of a gang because they'll kill you.
04:30And I'm afraid of Illuminati because they'll destroy you.
04:32So I'm afraid of both.
04:34But if I had to pick one that I was more afraid of, I don't want to be in them streets
04:39up against the Beyonce beehive.
04:41I mean, because they'll follow you home.
04:43They'll ruin your life.
04:44It's like just, you know.
04:45And now they got country people.
04:46Right.
04:47So I would have to say beehive is more confrontational.
04:50Yeah.
04:51But, you know, the Swifties are right there because I think they would tap into your credit
04:54and take your house.
04:56All right.
04:56And all that stuff.
04:57So, yeah.
04:57So I still got my pass.
04:59All right.
04:59All right.
04:59Give me one more.
05:00Let's talk about STDs for a second.
05:02Huh?
05:03They are very high in the Tampa Bay area.
05:05Have you ever had an STD?
05:08No.
05:09I've never had.
05:12Rich about to die, by the way.
05:16He's looking for wood to knock on.
05:18I've never had an STD.
05:22I've never been hot crotched.
05:23I've never had the itchy scratchies.
05:26The closest I came was, shout out to Hobbs.
05:29I won't say his first name just for litigation reasons.
05:32But when we were in the dorm, he had the crabs.
05:36And he was, we didn't know.
05:37And he was sitting on everybody's beds playing video games and stuff.
05:40And everybody started, like, the crabs started, like, matriculating down the halls of Samson Hall.
05:45Oh, my God.
05:48And so that was the closest in proximity I'd ever come to it.
05:51But I've never had any kind of, hey, go get a shot.
05:54Hey, this is itchy scratchy.
05:56Hey, go get you some pills.
05:57I've never had any STDs knock on.
06:00Do I need to knock on that again?
06:01All right.
06:02I've answered three so far.
06:05Meredith asked me if I've ever had any itchy scratchies.
06:08No.
06:10What's hard in the dating world?
06:12What makes the dating being singled in Tampa hard?
06:14And I said filters.
06:16Yeah.
06:17Because internet filters or IG filters are just the devil.
06:21And you asked me, who am I more afraid of?
06:25Is it the Beehive or the Swifties?
06:28And I said the Beehive because they in them streets.
06:31They're like a gang.
06:32All right.
06:33So y'all got three from the audience.
06:35888-429-0941.
06:37Anything you want to text, you can get in there.
06:39813 asks, Orlando, do you still smash Jen?
06:46What?
06:47Do you still smash Jen?
06:49No.
06:49His ex.
06:50My ex-wife is Jen, just in case anybody doesn't know.
06:53I was asking for the people here.
06:54No, that doesn't.
06:55No.
06:57That was a quick no.
06:58No.
06:58No.
06:59No, it's not.
06:59We get that all the time.
07:01People always want to know.
07:02I mean, because I think it's just more.
07:04It's not even about us.
07:05It's more about how people view an ex.
07:08They think an ex is like you can always have.
07:10It's like a tap reserve.
07:11You can always go to when you need it.
07:13Yeah.
07:13That ain't it.
07:14That we don't have that kind of relationship.
07:16We're co-parents and that is it.
07:19And that's with minimal contact because now we have teens, so I can talk directly to my
07:23kids.
07:24So I really don't have to.
07:25Like, we don't have to talk unless we have to talk, you know?
07:28So, yeah.
07:29Okay.
07:29That's what that is.
07:30All right.
07:30Orlando, what do you think you're better at than most people?
07:36You know, choices?
07:38Nope.
07:38It's just anything?
07:39Anything.
07:40What do you think you're better at than most people out there?
07:42Oh.
07:43He's like a lie.
07:46I mean, I don't know.
07:48I think I'm a better friend to people because, like, I mean, I've had some friends that have
07:53gone through a lot of stuff and because I've had a lot of family who's prayed up and who's,
07:58you know, people in schools that I've gone to and mentors that I've had, I've just become
08:02a good listener.
08:04And plus, I've had some people that have left here tragically, so I'd never want to see
08:08that happen again.
08:09So I give people time.
08:10Yeah.
08:10Um, and, uh, and I'm a harder worker.
08:13I mean, honestly, I work in a building where I see people like I'm here a lot.
08:17Yeah.
08:17So I see people leave early.
08:19I see people get there late.
08:20I'm like, yo, like I work harder than a lot of the people.
08:23I don't think, I don't think people are aware of.
08:25Like, I'm like, there's a, there's a, there's a, a troop of people in here who be grinding
08:30all day.
08:31And then we, there are some people who don't.
08:33So yeah, I, yeah, I think I work harder than most, but that's out of fear.
08:38That's how my, my dad used to always tell me that's out of fear because you don't want
08:42to either be replaced or you don't want anybody to be able to talk noise about you.
08:45So you work harder.
08:46And so that's why he stayed, that's why he went hard.
08:48And that's why I kind of learned from him.
08:50So I like it.
08:50All right.
08:51We got one more.
08:52Yes.
08:52Oh, good Lord.
08:53That means I could tap out on this.
08:54If it's trash.
08:56Okay.
08:56I actually, I actually like this question out of the seven to seven, it says, Oh, if
09:01the opportunity comes up with the dream job, would you leave the freak show?
09:05And what would the dream job be?
09:08I have been offered the dream job.
09:10I think the dream has changed though.
09:12I was single and was offered hot 97 in New York.
09:15And that's like the pretty much the pinnacle of like a hip hop only type of thing.
09:20Um, and honestly, the dude, when I went up for the interview, the dude who I told them
09:26should do the job is currently still doing the job.
09:31He bro, he bro was the music director at the time.
09:33And I'm interviewing with the guy that was running the station, Barry Mayo.
09:37And I was sitting in with he bro.
09:38And he was like, bro, man, you spread, you should take that thing, man.
09:41I was like, he bro, dammit, you know, you're the person who's supposed to be doing that
09:45job.
09:45And I told them at the interview and, uh, they ended up making that move.
09:49And he's been there ever since.
09:51Wow.
09:51So I'm like, I'm not going to go up there and take a job.
09:54They're like, we'll pay you a hundred thousand dollars.
09:57And I was like, that's nice.
09:59If I'm here a year, I'm like, this is New York.
10:01I'm like, I lose the job.
10:02You're going to give it to the dude who was supposed to get it.
10:04So why don't I just stay in Tampa where I know I'm building something good.
10:07And you know, so I love Tampa.
10:09I love the weather here.
10:10I went to Seattle and messed around and got sick and ain't been still sniffling.
10:14So I don't need to be in the cold.
10:15I need to be right here where it rains on one side of the street and it's dry on the
10:19other side of the street.
10:20I'll take that.
10:21So if they offered you today, you wouldn't?
10:22I would not.
10:24I mean, we love you too, Orlando.
10:26I mean, you make, you make it a lot of rougher.
10:31Might be a longer conversation.
10:33I was about to say, you don't got to see me every day.
10:36No, I did turn that down.
10:37All right.
10:37So, uh, let's see.
10:39Boomerang.
10:39Uh, uh, what makes it, well, I can't ask you that cause you can't answer what makes
10:45it hard.
10:45Okay.
10:46Well, I'll ask you the question and you can use it for reference of friends and people
10:50you see dating.
10:51What makes dating hard in Tampa these days for you or for your friends?
10:59Honestly, for me, I think it's just the, the promiscuity.
11:03If that's a word, yeah, it's a word.
11:06It's a word.
11:06Yeah.
11:06Um, it's just, I just, who gave you a degree?
11:11Uh, university of Tampa.
11:12That's what makes dating hard university of Tampa.
11:16Y'all got people who don't know what promiscuity is.
11:18No, but honestly, I feel like a lot of people in Tampa, uh, people just lie and they're just
11:24in the streets doing the wildest stuff.
11:26And I just feel like everybody out here is cheating.
11:29So, uh, I, I, I, I, you know, as the guy who does a lot of humping around, Bobby Brown,
11:34you know how many girls I hook up with that got boyfriends?
11:37Like I don't trust anybody.
11:39But you're the prince of promiscuity.
11:40It's promiscuity.
11:41So I'm single.
11:42I'm allowed to be like, you're like the problem is promiscuity.
11:46It's like, yeah.
11:46Cause you humping around, but that's because I'm single though.
11:50If when I'm in a relationship, I'm in a relationship.
11:52I don't cheat.
11:54So, so cheaters is a problem.
11:55I cheaters.
11:55I think everybody out here is just cheating and everybody out here has no willpower to
12:01be, say, stay loyal, say no.
12:05Everybody's out here.
12:06Tampa's definitely a spot for the bigger, better deal.
12:08They'll be BDU all day.
12:10Like they'll be with somebody.
12:11I love you on Friday and Saturday, meet somebody and be like throwing it all away.
12:14Yeah.
12:14They're ready.
12:15They're willing to do so.
12:16I hook up with a girl and next day, see her on IG story with her boyfriend.
12:21Oh, damn.
12:21Yeah.
12:22I just, I just don't trust anybody.
12:23It makes it weird.
12:24Yeah.
12:24I was, I was going to say, it's just the, the lack of caring for anybody these days, because
12:29if any, if something shiny even walks by, they just go on to the next one.
12:33And then even if you built up a relationship for two or three months and you feel like you
12:37have something there, they'll just blow it all the way to go to the next one and see if
12:41that shoe fits.
12:42That's the BBD.
12:43That's the bigger and better deal.
12:44Like they was trade you up.
12:46I've seen girls with their guy and then shoot a shot.
12:50And I remind them, Hey man, I saw your dude online.
12:53He looks like a good dude.
12:55Like I'm selling the dude.
12:57Right.
12:57And I'm like, you know, what are you doing?
12:59And they're like, nah, but I'm just saying like, I listen to you so funny.
13:02Like funny.
13:03You get you in people's pants.
13:04Yes.
13:04I just want to let you know, like a good joke, a good, ha ha.
13:09That's right.
13:10Get your feet to Jesus.
13:11Apparently.
13:11Yeah.
13:12Yeah.
13:13You're walking on the ceiling.
13:14It's crazy.
13:15All right.
13:15We out.
13:16Orlando and the freak show.