Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in the Detroit area who is looking for a second wife in a rather strange way. He put up a road sign, listing what his interests are, and his phone number hoping for women to call. They did just that in order to figure out if it's real or a prank.
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00:00Someone driving home in the metro Detroit area saw this sign at the side of the highway
00:13and wanted to see what we thought of it here.
00:19My mouse was moved here.
00:21Let me see.
00:21There we go.
00:22Looking for second wife.
00:24Oh, God, don't.
00:25I am fit, successful, an outdoorsman, an artist.
00:30And there's a phone number.
00:33He says, my wife and I are trying to figure out exactly what the hell is going on here.
00:37She's saying, it's just someone looking for a second wife.
00:41I'm saying it's someone offering herself as a second wife.
00:47There'd be a question mark.
00:49It says it's outdoorsman, though.
00:50Yeah, outdoorsman.
00:53Right, not outdoorsman woman.
00:54So it's definitely a guy.
00:57Could it be a sister wife?
00:58Like somebody looking for a sister wife?
00:59See, I'm thinking, what's your definition of second wife?
01:05I'm looking for an actual secondary wife.
01:08Oh, a second.
01:09Like I currently have one, but I want another one.
01:11That's originally what I thought.
01:13But it could be he's divorced and wants another lady in his life.
01:17It doesn't say divorced on the side.
01:20I say we call him.
01:20Yeah, I say we call him.
01:21Yeah, might as well.
01:22Get up, mother effer.
01:24What do you want?
01:26Yeah.
01:26Hi, are you looking for a second wife?
01:28Oh, no.
01:29You know that's illegal, right?
01:31Having two wives?
01:32Yeah.
01:33You got to move.
01:33Okay, let's see here.
01:35Okay.
01:36What are we doing?
01:36Okay.
01:37Let's give it a ring.
01:38Just call him the number that's on the sign.
01:39Yep, yep.
01:40He put it out there.
01:43Work, we help you.
01:43Hi there.
01:45It's David Chuck the Freak just calling about the sign you got posted.
01:49Yeah.
01:51You're looking for a second wife?
01:53Absolutely.
01:55Now, when you say second wife, do you mean I've got one and I want another one, or I'm
02:01single and want another wife?
02:04No, under law, you got to get rid of the first one, man.
02:08It was divorced and looking for a second wife.
02:12Okay, so you're divorced, looking for wife number two.
02:15Dude, why the signs at the side of the road?
02:19Is the dating world that hard?
02:21Yes.
02:23I don't know.
02:24Something different.
02:25I don't know.
02:25Somebody local, probably somebody local, you know?
02:28It's cheaper than a billboard.
02:29Okay, what about the people that say, that's mother effing crazy?
02:33I know.
02:34I've seen a lot of people say that, dude.
02:36Have you had any women call and take you up?
02:39Yeah.
02:40You have?
02:40What's happened?
02:42You've met them and it's one on a date?
02:45No, they were like in their 50s.
02:47It was too old for me, man.
02:48Yeah.
02:48How old are you?
02:5048.
02:51Yep.
02:51Okay, so they're two years older.
02:53What are you looking for, 30s?
02:5620s.
02:57Are you kidding me?
02:5720s?
02:5820s.
02:59I'm going to stay out of this.
03:00I'm going to stay out of this.
03:01Okay, tell us about yourself.
03:04Lexa, sell yourself to us.
03:05If someone calls and says, okay, I'm looking for someone, what do you bring to the table?
03:12I bring everything to the table.
03:13I'm the total package, buddy.
03:14Okay.
03:15Oh, yeah.
03:15I'll explain it.
03:16I like his confidence.
03:17I am, man.
03:21I got it all.
03:22I got money.
03:23I got a house.
03:24I got good looks and fit.
03:26There's no reason why anybody wouldn't want to do it.
03:28Do you have social media?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Can I look you up?
03:32Oh, wow.
03:33Oh, no.
03:34I don't want to get bombarded, man.
03:36Oh, yeah.
03:37Okay.
03:38I get that.
03:39Okay, I got a couple questions just because I got a lot in common with you.
03:44He thinks it's the total package, too.
03:47Yeah, you want someone in your 20s?
03:49No, no.
03:50I know you don't.
03:51But, you know, same age, you know, looking for stuff.
03:58Or whatever.
04:00But I want to know, what kind of baggage do you come with?
04:03All right?
04:04So, here's.
04:04You got kids?
04:06Oh, yeah.
04:07In college.
04:08Yeah.
04:08Oh, okay.
04:09In college.
04:09Not bad.
04:10I think that's better.
04:12Are you on the hook big time here?
04:15You lose out big time when it came to divorce time?
04:20No.
04:20I mean, she wasn't a bad woman, dude.
04:23My kids grew up, and I'm trying to go back and just do it over again.
04:27That's good.
04:28I mean, I will say, you know, because a lot of people get divorced, and you are paying
04:33for kids until they're 18, but they're grown.
04:36So, you're, like, out of that danger zone.
04:40It says you're an artist.
04:42What does that mean?
04:43Oh, I play music, man.
04:44Okay.
04:45Okay.
04:46Have you been in a band or just for fun?
04:48Yeah, man.
04:49No.
04:49Well, yeah, I was in a band, man.
04:51I'm into, you know, Ted Nugent, stuff like that.
04:53So, are you a guitar player or a bass player or a drummer?
04:57I do drums and guitar.
04:59Okay.
04:59Well, then you have a chance.
05:00And you have another job other than that?
05:04Yeah, I do dispatch.
05:05Okay.
05:06Outdoorsman.
05:07What does that mean?
05:08Yeah.
05:09It's like outdoors, man.
05:10I like nature.
05:11So, are you a hunter?
05:12Like what?
05:13What are you?
05:14Fisherman?
05:14Yeah, I like deer.
05:15Oh, deer.
05:16No, I like deer, man, for sure.
05:17Yeah, no.
05:17So, you don't want these dates to happen in this next little bit.
05:21Fit.
05:22I mean, I'm trying to find you a lady here.
05:23Give us your stats.
05:24What are they looking at?
05:255'11", 200 pounds.
05:27I'm fit.
05:28I got muscles.
05:28I'm good to go.
05:29I'm strong.
05:30Yeah.
05:30What are you packing?
05:32The ladies will want to know.
05:33Whoa.
05:33What are you packing?
05:34My God.
05:34No.
05:35Good Lord.
05:36No, can we take you?
05:37We'll be on the radio, man.
05:38Yeah.
05:39So, not big.
05:40Yeah.
05:40Okay.
05:41We have a lot in common.
05:43Except he's fit.
05:44I've never had a single problem in my whole life, ever.
05:46Okay, there we go.
05:47Okay.
05:48All right.
05:49In your ideal world, what would you look for in a lady besides in her 20s?
05:54What else do you want?
05:56Well, I'm a traditional guy.
05:58I do go to church.
06:00You know, traditional marriage, stuff like that, you know.
06:04Yeah.
06:05Okay.
06:05So, nothing crazy?
06:08No, knock me out some kids.
06:09If I get two more kids, I'll be good to go.
06:10Two more kids?
06:11You're insane.
06:12Okay, now, 40, 80.
06:13Yeah, I know.
06:14He's saying he wants kids.
06:16Holy hell, dude.
06:16You're going to start that process all over again?
06:20That's insane.
06:20That's a lot of catch when you're 68.
06:22All right, man.
06:23Listen, we wish you the best in the hunt.
06:25We know it's hard out there for a pimp.
06:26And you're struggling so much.
06:30A gangster.
06:31A gangster.
06:32Hard out there for a fit outdoorsman, artist, Ted Nugent, cover band gangster.
06:36We wish you the best, man.
06:37We do.
06:38We wish you the best.
06:40We hope it all goes well.
06:41You get a hottie in her 20s who wants to pound out some kids with an older guy.
06:45I hope it all comes to fruition.
06:47Anything can happen in this life.
06:49It really can.
06:50Or someone could just see your number and kill you.
06:52That is also how these things can happen.
06:55But no, I mean, you never know.
06:57You never know.
06:58It's a hell of a jump.
06:59Yeah, it is.
07:00My mind didn't go there.
07:01You just literally went from pounding an eye with a 20-year-old babe to getting murdered.
07:07You never know when you put a sign to the side of the road.
07:09That's true.
07:10You never know.
07:11That's true.
07:11I guess.
07:13All right, dude.
07:14Well, thanks for calling, guys.
07:16Have a good one.
07:16Hey, do you want us to give your number out or no?
07:19I think I'm going to get a billion pranks.
07:22I just.
07:23Yeah, all right.
07:23We'll let people see you.
07:24I think you're right.
07:25We'll let them see it.
07:26All right.
07:26All right, dude.
07:27See ya.
07:27Ladies, drive the highways.
07:29Peace out to you.
07:31Drive the highways.
07:32If you're interested.
07:33Yeah.
07:34Yeah.
07:34Did we get his first name?
07:36Negative.
07:37Nope.
07:38I don't think he wanted to give it.
07:39No, I don't think so either.
07:40If he gave his first name, I would have found him for us so we could see what he wanted.
07:43That's why he didn't give it out.
07:44I think I may have got it.
07:46I don't know, though, for sure.
07:47Of course, Lisa got it.
07:47I know where he works.
07:49Oh, my God.
07:50I knew she was up to, like, FBI investigations over there.
07:54When I write the phone number down, you know, I'm just digging.
07:58Yeah.
07:59I did not find his social cell.
08:01Oh, no.
08:02I thought you were going to say social security number.
08:04I did not find his social security number yet.
08:06Not yet.
08:07I almost got it.
08:09He's been in several leaks.
08:12He'll have his entire identity here in a matter of minutes.
08:14Well, I've got his core cracker.
08:16He should have locked down his bank account a little better.
08:19You guys want to open up a credit card in his name?
08:22Oh, man.
08:23At least.
08:24Damn.
08:25She got it all.
08:27I just got his phone number.
08:28One live interview.
08:31Well, good luck to that guy.
08:32Yeah.
08:33Wow.
08:33Bold move again.
08:34Bold move.
08:35And I thought for sure it would be like, thanks for calling.
08:38But if you, you know.
08:39That's what I thought, too.
08:40No, it's just this guy's fault.
08:41This guy's legit.
08:42He made signs and is actually looking for a second wife.
08:45And if you want an older man, grown up kids, who was in a Ted Newton cover band.
08:51Dispatcher.
08:52I'm just saying, it's not a bad spot.
08:54He's not in a bad spot because the fact that his kids are both often in college.
08:59Because if you have kids like my age, I've got, what do you, you think I can plan something?
09:06You think I can, like, I can do something?
09:09No.
09:10No.
09:11I never know what's going on.
09:13He made cool signs.
09:14He did.
09:14He did.
09:15He must have access to a sign maker.
09:17Oh, possibly.
09:18You have to know somebody to get signs.
09:20You don't just.
09:21In your searches, he's like, yes, he actually knows a guy.
09:23His friend.
09:23Oh, yes.
09:24His friend.
09:25I can find that, yeah.
09:25Owns a sign company.
09:27Now I've got.
09:28I need a few more minutes, but.
09:29Yeah.
09:30Didn't have enough time.
09:32Lisa, just with the.
09:33So, do you have social media?
09:38Can we check you out?
09:40He would not allow.
09:43Yeah.
09:43No.
09:44No.
09:45And that's probably.
09:46That is smart.
09:47That tells you that he's smart.
09:48I was hoping I could get it, but.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Oh, well.
09:52Good luck to the dude.
09:53As we said, you know.
09:54It is hard out there.
09:56Yeah.
09:57It sure is.
09:58I guess it's just another way to see.
09:59I just think it's going to bring the crazies because I'm not sure a normal hottie 20 year
10:03old is going to be like, oh, a cool sign.
10:05Hey, I should call that guy.
10:07Especially where he lives.
10:08I think that's a tough area.
10:10I think you will be approached by a lot of people where you're like.
10:15Like, you know, like a 66 year old smoker lady is like, I'm the perfect.
10:20Oh, I see.
10:21Perfect.
10:21Yeah.
10:22Person for you.
10:23I know tricks that'll blow your mind.
10:24Yeah.
10:24And it's like, oh, man, that's not quite what you hope for, you know.
10:29Just close your eyes and enjoy the ecstasy.
10:31Yeah.
10:31Yeah.
10:32I can pop my teeth out.
10:33Oh, my Lord.
10:34Yeah.
10:35Well.
10:37So.
10:37I don't know.
10:38That's bold.
10:39It is bold.
10:39He has confidence.
10:40And I can't see it working, but hey, worth a shot, I guess.
10:43Right?
10:43All right.