Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Texas named Al Gilberti who is looking for love with the help of a billboard. They are able to connect with Al Gilberti twice and interview him on-the-air.
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00:00okay up next uh the story of a guy he's looking for love in a different way
00:10but he's 70 okay and he's decided to put up a giant billboard
00:15to look for marriage and karaoke oh what is more fun than that huh chuck marriage and karaoke
00:24your two favorite things hey let him take it one less out there for me to have to worry about
00:32uh this lonely old guy al gilberti uh he's tired of being single yeah so he has decided to put up
00:40this giant four hundred dollar a week billboard oh no there it is there oh no lonely male can
00:49relocate seeks female marriage minded enjoys karaoke don't text and drive i don't think
00:57he's gonna get anybody um you know what someone first of all um they have to jason's trying to
01:05get him on the phone by the way because his number's on the billboard i'm just gonna see
01:08if we can talk to him oh but i guess i will retract my yeah what do i mean he can't hear you now i know
01:14someone's gotta fix his hair right he's gotta take it all off shave it off it's like shave it
01:20the bozo that he's grown the bozo mullet just go bald be bald i mean you already are bald yeah
01:25someone's gotta help him he needs some help so where is he is he here uh he's in sweetwater texas
01:32so he says he's had somewhat uh of a bit of a success so far with over 400 calls i don't know
01:40what's happening on the phone jason's trying to talk about one minute oh okay um he said 50 emails
01:46in just two weeks and over 400 calls he says how many of them are legit yeah i wonder who knows
01:52we're good to go let's talk to him uh joining us here on the david chuck lines al gilberti al how are
01:59you i'm doing good yes uh and uh i want to say i don't have that much time but i wanted to say that
02:05the uh that everything everything is uh going good with people a lot of people responding and i
02:10also sing so uh you want to hear a little bit i do yeah ever since the days of old men would search
02:17for wealth untold they dig for silver and for gold and leave the empty holes and way down south in the
02:24everglades that's part of seminole wind yeah you got a really nice vibrato i like it i really like
02:29your vibrato do you perform or is this just a hobby uh hello hi hello al we're still here
02:37hello hello yes i'm here oh okay okay i have to i have to get i have to get off the open up but
02:43maybe i hope i can talk to you guys some other time thank you yes us two see you later bud good
02:49luck with everything great singing he was prepared great singing for us i appreciate that
02:53was he gone that's all we needed did he have to go poop or something no he didn't have to go to the
03:00bathroom don't worry about it he said he had uh like another engagement that he was taking a call
03:05somewhere else yeah it's somebody more important yes of course probably probably cbs morning he said
03:10he had to talk to somebody else yeah and i was like well i got you right now if you want to and
03:14he's like yeah sure put me on good job jason that's why i was trying to convince him you know
03:19more of our phone calls should go that way he doesn't know us he's in texas song and then i gotta
03:27go along good guys bye not bad he got it in he could not have given a crap about us oh i love it too
03:33so prepared how many ladies were just swooned by that gorgeous voice well the way he answered it's
03:39like he has six phones because he's like hello oh that's and i think that's what it was like when
03:44he was he was answering another phone that's what we thought he dropped the phone or something he was
03:49burner it was the other he put us on hold yeah yeah he's got bitches calling them all day
03:54wow this guy's raking it in really he seems like he used to put billboards up i guess promoting his
04:02um karaoke and stuff too in the local tv station did a little interview with him so
04:07this will give you more of a taste than the 38 seconds he gave us all right here are mark on
04:11market street with our new buddy albert who has his own billboard how cool is that thanks for joining
04:16us i appreciate it oh you're welcome all right so it says looking for love on the billboard yes have
04:22you have you been married before yes okay and then that ended ended back in 2015 okay i've been kind
04:28of searching ever since searching but i'm also a singer as it mentions up there that's all he really
04:33cares about yeah i can do a little bit uh remember that song uh cody jinx started on the whiskey pretty
04:41early this morning that's all right i was up all night but i passed out before the sun came up i
04:48really wanted to see one of those i know there's no way for a man to behave with a mortgage due and
04:55a baby on the way that's enough that's pretty good i'm just not sold on it because if i was trying
05:00to find a lady and someone put a microphone in my face i would be like this is everything i'm
05:06looking for in this woman blah blah i wouldn't be like let me sing let me i have this thing and i do
05:13have a i've got this stuff that plugs in myself a battery operated system i can bring to your house
05:18oh no that's what i was that's what my suggestion we're gonna try him again maybe he's done with
05:23the other uh big show and then can come back i want to know what i know me too it's probably some
05:30other one here is a way that oh yeah yeah that hates us it wouldn't no hey good morning
05:37another radio show yeah uh he said so um it all depends on the person as long as uh i'm not just
05:48gonna stump the money up then i'll have to leave jason's dying laughing so i don't know what's
05:54happening okay hold on what do you want him to sing what do you want him to sing i want to sing
06:13some frank sinatra we got him oh my god oh my god what are we gonna ask him this time well ask him
06:19about ohio okay okay lisa now you don't know you get back here we go here we go hello back on
06:26the line with us here we have al gilberti hi al yes i'm doing good thank you i'm here okay good
06:32to know okay so al you relocate quite a bit we saw an interview with you you're in ohio now you're
06:37in sweetwater texas what takes you around the country what takes me around is that i'm i'm i'm
06:42remember the high plains drifter i'm the i'm the i'm the senior drifter you're the senior drifter
06:48always on the move yes uh where do you think the most attractive women are in america from
06:53your experience in your travels okay from different different places i would say that
06:58most of traffic since i'm since i'm from new jersey i'm not i'll just i'm not going to mention jersey
07:03because i'm from new that's where i was born okay i'll say i'll say california number one and i'll
07:08say texas had a lot of nice looking women in texas yeah are you still a sexual man whoa okay that's a
07:16good question yes i am okay because i listen i'm sure ladies want to know yeah put it out there
07:21you got those tones oh my god that's what wow of course that's what some ladies would want to know
07:25and and and also i do not take any type of viagra or whatever else i don't know you're just
07:32all natural like new jersey pure yeah hey the sausage still works yeah uh can you do we uh now
07:41the karaoke stuff is it still going really well yes yes i love to sing as i did before on your show
07:48yeah and uh but the only thing i like to do is in seminal wind there's a pause in the middle and
07:54that's when i say john 3 5 the water and the spirit be baptized in jesus name and they receive
07:58the holy ghost yeah the church can't give it to you the minister can't give it to you only god when
08:02it's time and you may speak in the language of men or the language of angels do you do any frank
08:07sinatra religious on there do you do any yes i do i do sinatra i do that's life and i do also
08:14sway by dean martin okay let me hear a little that's life there you go that's life yeah a little
08:19bit of it a little bit that's life that's what the people see that's that's a little bit of it yeah
08:26that's good i thought you were just gonna i did like it you don't listen it's not for free
08:30what's the dean martin now sway sway i do uh dean martin i do uh one marimba rhythm start to play
08:37dance with me make me sway oh yeah that's how i do that one oh i like that one that's a good one
08:44yeah that's to me dancing yeah well yeah al i mean i we wish you the best here go get these ladies
08:51hey if you want man do do another call back sometime later in the week i'll let you know
08:56what's going on because i got a lot of i got a lot of responses uh this morning you did yeah yeah so
09:02ladies i mean ladies let's hope you find the love of your life my friend a hot sexual lady thank you
09:07yeah that's what we're all looking for yep see you all right there we go later for the second time
09:13this morning that's al gilberti he's probably calling back in about 10 minutes he said he had
09:22six minutes for us oh six minutes huh he got six minutes like we're stalking him or something
09:27well that's what he said when he answered he's like uh hello again what can i do for you
09:31he's got our number like he like wrote it all down he knew he had sang with us
09:38this is pretty good dainty fella called me back hello little fella what do you need he's like
09:43hey sweetheart yeah it's gonna block us for sure wow huh now wouldn't that be crazy this psycho blocks
09:49us holy hell we keep calling him i mean i just wanted a real interview i really thought he was
09:55only gonna give us two words from sinatra and i loved it i know i did yeah i can do this song
10:00doo doo that's it that's the best i love it that's enough that's all you get you got enough
10:07from me you gotta pay for more you do you gotta pay he's a trip yeah he is whatever's going on
10:13with this guy i am not gonna recommend any older ladies reach out to him okay i'm not gonna do that
10:19i'm gonna call him one more time just for you hi it's jason no i'm not really no no i thought
10:26you were no yeah i don't if you're an older lady in your life looking for love this is probably not
10:32the guy and we're never calling him again no no no no forget about him after this until he puts
10:39up another billboard in another city yeah okay and it works i bet no one's ever asked him that
10:44question before dave right like why are you sexual are you sexual yeah that one that's the one
10:50that's the one yeah no that's the one dave and chuck's been on it she's like that's a very good
10:55question no one's ever asked yeah yeah yeah i can get on yeah i don't even need to take any
11:00little pills are you kidding of course i'm sexual i hate to put that out there yeah so the things
11:11people need to know it's true
11:13you