Dave & Chuck the Freak ask listeners if they have ever been hit on by swingers and want to know if they went through with the proposition. Highlights include a club with a strange dress code, a clown couple and a deal that involves sleeping with the husband to get the wife.
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00:00my question for you is have you been hit on by a swinger and how did you react did you
00:15roll with it did you end up swinging or did you shut it down because it's not something
00:20you get into but if you've been hit on by a swinger and want to share your story with us
00:251-855-954-6969 is toll free 1-855-954-6969 you can text us it's 46969 uh paul's with us first in
00:37florida hi paul hey how's it going good man were you hit on by swingers um there's this house in cali
00:45that swingers go to and uh basically you can't get in unless you're naked but you can wear shoes
00:51oh wow that's a bad look for me naked with your new balances yeah it's not great it's not my best
01:00look i can't say i haven't done it but so did you do it yeah no i was walking around it costs like 60
01:08bucks to get in you leave your phone in like a locker and it was me and my boys and uh yeah lady
01:13comes up to me and she goes yeah you're you're handsome do you want to you want to go do something
01:18and i was like i don't know who's that guy looking at me is that your husband she's like yeah he wants
01:24to meet you and he wants you to wants you to you know do stuff to me and i was like okay that's cool
01:30as long as he doesn't watch you know what i mean like that's cool right and um so she took she took
01:37me upstairs and they had like rooms full of people like doing stuff it was weird and so i ended up
01:44getting my own little room and doing my thing so you banged that lady you banged that wife
01:49he shook my hand he shook my hand after and told me i was a good man wow but he wasn't in the room
01:54during thank you for your service no no in many ways yeah paul what a crazy first of all the crazy
02:02place you go in nude with just shoes on yeah we were like oh we gotta go okay i knew i knew that
02:08left it two seconds too long you should have dumped him after that fart yeah i think it sounds like
02:12he did fart as he was on the farted if you listen back on the podcast we hear it yeah i think so i
02:18think that is lifted a cheek and let her rip farting swinger i believe most swingers wasn't like chuck
02:22i'm just letting it go nice and slow exactly okay this is my nightmare okay right here okay i was asked
02:30by the clown at a church fair in my town to swing with him and his wife oh my god clown swinging
02:38oh my can you imagine anything more creepy i obviously did not partake
02:43my nose isn't the only thing you can honk in the bedroom oh my god
02:52jesus it's even got a red nose on it oh you've got a red nose for my donger dave that better not
03:01enter my dreams tonight oh my god oh i hope it does i hope it does hello dave i'm here to tuck
03:09you in the bed oh my god sweet dreams my little angel that better be your nose it's not
03:17wow well no that's not good that's weird uh mike's reaching out from alabama this morning hey mike how
03:25are you hey good morning how y'all doing doing okay so you've been hit on by a couple of swingers
03:30yeah yeah once in uh virginia when i recently got divorced okay and some navy friends of mine
03:38invited me to go out to the bar they stand up and they're leaving he leans into me and goes
03:43you're in good hands don't worry well as the night progressed they left she looked at me
03:49and goes hey it's time to go we get to my pickup and right away she just starts kissing me rubbing on
03:55me i didn't realize they were swingers i backed up a sec and she's like no it's cool we're swingers
04:02let's go so yep took her back to my place all night long had some fun go a couple years later
04:09i'm up there in michigan where you guys are yeah i got some friends up there because i graduated high
04:14school from there okay didn't know my friend and her husband were swingers i'm they bring me over
04:21their house there's a party going on i'm just going with the flow everybody's leaving i was
04:27crashing out on their couch well i get up because i'm starting to get a little drunk i went to go
04:31throw some water on my face i come back out to the garage she is fully nude chained to the ceiling
04:38bent over he's using a flogger on her and he looks at me and goes um yeah her front end could use a
04:46little work at which point i'm like no i'm a little too drunk for this i know you i know your mom
04:53oh yeah this isn't sitting too well you did you did the one couple but you wouldn't do the second
04:58well when you know the mom when you know the mom that's a crazier situation she's hanging from the
05:03ceiling yeah you got her up on like a really like an engine hoist or something yeah putting in a
05:09transmission um another one said buddy of mine met at 10 out of 10 on tinder but she never mentioned
05:23she was married nope he shows up at her house she offers a deal you bang my husband oh no you get to
05:32bang me 10 out of 10. he pleads the fifth on what he did oh my god he did it let me see a picture of your
05:40husband hi i don't know i'm gonna have to bang you twice if i bang you know that sounds nice no not you
05:51your wife oh your wife twice not you you get it once but for you to get it once i gotta get it twice
05:56what i gotta do to get it twice you got another wife i need another wife yeah no wow if he pleads
06:07the fifth he did it wow that's so crazy that's so crazy i mean 10 out of 10 i understand but
06:14you put a man's ass in the picture it's no longer a 10 out of 10 i know yeah can we shave your husband's
06:20ass so it looks more girly oh my god james is different than most put this dress on yeah yeah
06:26put this dress on okay here we go yeah can you can you moan maybe more like a lady
06:32i think i'm gonna have to do you three times lady this is a three per this is rough very nice
06:40you got any like uh drugs to help with the erection here
06:45oh my god well you're painting a bad picture it's not great no really bad