The show talks about two sisters who were kicked out of the airport after freaking out over their flight being delayed. Then, James tells a story about a grocery store freakout he had, Andy witnessed a woman freaking out over a bagel and Lisa overheard a woman at the gym upset over a hot tub zoom meeting.
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00:00Two drunken sisters were forcibly arrested at Newark Liberty International Airport on
00:09Saturday after throwing a tantrum when they were told they couldn't be allowed to board
00:12their flight to Ireland.
00:13There's a lot of Irish flight problems because of the drinking.
00:18It's the drinking.
00:19It says video shows the distressed women sweep through a range of emotions before getting
00:23dragged out of the airport by cops who they allegedly threatened during the chaotic scene.
00:28So it is a tick tock.
00:30Oh, my goodness.
00:33So do we know?
00:35Are you there swearing?
00:37I would assume.
00:39So there's a blonde sister, brunette sister.
00:42Yeah.
00:43My hair has always been blonde.
00:46Yes, I've always had the darker hair.
00:47That's how you tell us apart.
00:50Oh, my goodness.
00:51That's not a flattering image.
00:53Yes, I have very tight spandex pants on.
00:57We need to be on air lingus.
00:59That's what it was, air lingus.
01:00Oh, yeah, it is air lingus.
01:01Air lingus.
01:02I love a little lingus.
01:04Oh, no.
01:04Her belly's hanging out.
01:05Oh, what is she doing?
01:07Oh, my God.
01:07I thought that was an arm.
01:09No, that's her stomach.
01:11Here's her arm.
01:11She's very upset.
01:12Here's her other arm.
01:13Oh, that's the belly button.
01:14Oh, no.
01:15We're seeing her belly button.
01:16Oh, my goodness.
01:17I never want anyone to see my belly button on a flight.
01:19Not in an airport.
01:20Okay, this is kind of far away.
01:24I wonder.
01:25The audio is...
01:26Oh, I don't know.
01:28I don't know.
01:30I don't know.
01:31I feel like it's...
01:32They say chipperish.
01:33That's what they're saying.
01:35But I mean, they're Irish ladies, so who knows what kind of words they're dropping.
01:39Filthy mouths they have.
01:40Oh, yeah.
01:42We all want to act like this when our flight's delayed.
01:44We all want to.
01:47In our mind, we're doing this.
01:50Yeah, in my mind, I am.
01:50Just let me go home.
01:52I want to go to bed.
01:53Please.
01:54I will confess that I have acted this way.
01:57You have?
01:58In the grocery store.
01:59Oh, no.
02:00When they wouldn't give me a receipt for a gift card that was purchased.
02:03What did you do?
02:04Oh, wait.
02:05What did you do?
02:06So, I went...
02:08It's a grocery store that I'm familiar with the procedures of.
02:12Uh-huh.
02:12So, we were in there shopping.
02:14Actually, I think that same night, I bumped into Andy.
02:16He was there shopping, too.
02:17Okay.
02:17I said hi for like a few seconds.
02:18This was a while ago.
02:19That's crazy.
02:20Yeah.
02:21Going through the checkout, and so we were purchasing a gift card, like a kind of a big
02:26value gift card to give as a gift, and it didn't print out like the activation receipt.
02:31I wanted some sort of evidence that this card's been activated.
02:34You know, there was an error with the printer or whatever.
02:36So, I'm like, well, just print me like a gift receipt or just go in the system and print.
02:40I know you can print a receipt.
02:42Yes.
02:42And they're like, well, you have to go to the customer service desk.
02:45Oh.
02:45Go to the customer service desk.
02:47So, I'm now dealing with the version of me that works at this grocery store.
02:52Exactly.
02:52Who's now going to try to outsmart ass the customer.
02:55So, we got into a whole big thing.
02:58Oh, wow.
02:58It was customer service agent.
03:00What did you do?
03:00What did you say?
03:00Like, I used to work here, and I know all the ends and outs of how this system works.
03:05I said, I used to work for this store.
03:07I know the rules.
03:09I know what you're allowed to do.
03:10I know what you have the ability to make happen.
03:13Let's do some customer service.
03:15Yeah.
03:15I don't care if you got to go to the gas station run right now.
03:18Take care of the customers right here.
03:20Oh, boy.
03:20And then, give me the store director.
03:24Give me somebody.
03:25Oh.
03:25So, then this other woman comes down, and they can't figure out how to get into the system.
03:28I'm like, you know how to get into the system?
03:30James.
03:31What's your problem?
03:32James.
03:32I was throwing a temper tantrum.
03:33They couldn't give us the receipt.
03:34No.
03:35So, like, as I'm walking out, I've never seen, like, she's just my girlfriend at the time.
03:40Yeah.
03:40But I've never seen her more embarrassed.
03:42So, we're, like, storming.
03:43I'm, like, storming out.
03:44I'm, like, good luck buying stuff here.
03:47They might not give you a receipt.
03:48So, if you need a return, you're screwed.
03:51You were telling that to everyone?
03:53As I'm marching out of the grocery store.
03:54Did Andy see you?
03:55I wish I would have seen this.
03:56Oh, my God.
03:58This is incredible.
03:59Can you imagine if you saw James having a meltdown at the customer service desk?
04:02I'd be like, yeah, whatever he's saying.
04:05I was like.
04:06You can't get receipts here.
04:07How are you to purchase, bud?
04:10I was thinking to try to piece it together.
04:12You try to piece together exactly what's happening.
04:14You leave alone.
04:14It's like, what are you mad about, James?
04:16I'm taking a stand right now.
04:18About receipts he didn't get ready to.
04:20Give him his receipt.
04:21To his gift card.
04:23He used to work here.
04:25We're trying to give somebody a great gift.
04:26He used to work here.
04:27That card doesn't work yet.
04:28I know how it works.
04:29He knows how it works.
04:31I've worked for the company for 12 years.
04:32And then some old guy is just.
04:34Yeah.
04:35Yeah.
04:36They won't give receipts here.
04:38You start a whole store riot of old people.
04:42That's what I was hoping would happen.
04:43But instead, everybody just looks at you like you're a nut.
04:45You're insane.
04:47They were like, oh, shoot.
04:48We have to stay away from this guy.
04:49Because you do just look insane.
04:51You look insane.
04:52When you lose control.
04:53Yeah.
04:54Once your shirt's up.
04:57You're so vulnerable.
04:58I don't care how much you know.
05:09You could have the brain of Elon.
05:11You could have like the forethought of Steve Jobs.
05:15All of that stuff.
05:16When your shirt is exposing your belly button.
05:19That's it.
05:19All, all arguments are lost.
05:22They're all lost.
05:23No one hears you.
05:24No.
05:24When your belly's out.
05:26Yeah.
05:27So I've been these drunk sisters.
05:30You weren't drunk.
05:31You were completely sober.
05:32Completely sober.
05:32And it was like, here's your blood pressure.
05:34Yes.
05:35Let's take a bite.
05:36That was before I discovered the pills to help.
05:38I was going to say.
05:39These tiny little pills will actually stop those events from taking place.
05:45I do love seeing a public freak out though.
05:47Yeah.
05:48You like it.
05:48Does it make you nervous?
05:49No, it doesn't make me nervous.
05:50It makes me crack up.
05:51I just saw one the other day where this lady.
05:53Yeah.
05:53This lady was getting a bagel for whatever reason.
05:56She wanted her bagel not cut.
05:58I love this opening already.
06:00Yeah.
06:00Like she wanted her bagel not cut, I guess.
06:02And so they, she comes in, they give her the bagel, they cut it.
06:05And they keep cutting this bagel and giving her this bagel.
06:07They're giving her a cut bagel.
06:09And then they keep cutting it.
06:11I said not cut.
06:11This lady starts losing her mind.
06:13She's like, for the love of God, she's like, just get me a bagel that's not cut with a
06:18knife.
06:19Please, somebody.
06:20And then the people in the store were all like, we, there's like other of us standing
06:24there.
06:25We're okay with our bagel situation.
06:27Oh yeah.
06:27Yeah.
06:28And there's like a, one of somebody in the back of the store is like, have a nice day.
06:32Have a nice day.
06:34There was always that first lunch.
06:35Yeah.
06:36And there was like that.
06:36And then this one little lady at the register was like, your bagel's free, ma'am.
06:41So it's okay.
06:41Just take the cut bagel.
06:43We're not even charging you.
06:44And she's like, she's like, you did charge me.
06:46You're a liar.
06:48You're a liar.
06:52Sitting there witnessing, like there's a whole group of us watching this lady freak out.
06:55And we're like, finally, like she got her bagel, get her out of there.
06:58It was like a cheer.
06:59It was like the airplane class.
07:01Everyone cheered her bagel so she got it not cut.
07:04I think they were just like, keep the cut bagel and get out of here.
07:08I would have just thrown an uncut bagel at her.
07:14Please catch it.
07:15Please catch this.
07:16If a bagel makes you that upset.
07:18Oh, I know.
07:19You're about to get a bagel.
07:20Even if it's cut, it's going to be delicious.
07:22The only place I go to ever is like, you know, fitness centers and things.
07:26So it's all my stories come from there.
07:27And the last freak out I saw was a lady comes running out.
07:29And she's like, there's a lady in the hot tub and she's doing a Zoom call.
07:34She's on Zoom and she's in the hot tub.
07:36My God, what?
07:37Who cares?
07:38What?
07:39Who cares?
07:40Who does that though?
07:41No, but you can't do Zoom.
07:43She's on Zoom.
07:44If I'm in a hot tub.
07:44In a meeting.
07:45She's in a meeting.
07:46I'll do a Zoom meeting on a hot tub.
07:47You want?
07:48No way.
07:49In a public hot tub.
07:50Why would you do that?
07:51If I was able to, I would consider it.
07:53Like, do you know what kind of dumb meetings I have to sit on at this place?
07:57Listen.
07:57So this lady would have encountered you in management at this fitness facility.
08:01And you'd have been like, no, everybody was like, okay, I'll take care of it.
08:05Like, because you can't do a Zoom meeting at a hot tub.
08:08It is a public hot tub.
08:10You can't fire up a Zoom.
08:12Like, I'm beside you.
08:13Like, I'm in your meeting too.
08:15Like, I have no shirt on.
08:17I have no shirt on and I'm in your meeting.
08:20Here's a fellow gym goer here.
08:22I'm like, yeah, no, I don't know.
08:26I don't know anything about this.
08:27I'm not.
08:28I don't work.
08:29No, I don't work there.
08:30I don't work there.
08:31No, I'm just getting up.
08:32Like, who's that guy?
08:34Did you imagine being in a meeting and you see that?
08:36I just slide in.
08:37I'm like, yeah.
08:38Yeah, you're like, oh my God.
08:40I think she's doing the meeting in a hot tub.
08:42Yeah, it's a public hot tub.
08:43Oh my God.
08:44Yeah, I'm here at a fitness center.
08:46Just getting, yeah, she just had to step out for a minute.
08:49So she told me to just watch the Zoom for a while.
08:52No, James, you cannot.
08:53James, you would do that?
08:54Yeah, you would not in like your, I guess it would probably depend on how serious of
08:58a situation it was.
08:59If.
08:59Like, who cares if someone's doing a Zoom call while you're in the hot tub?
09:02In a public hot tub?
09:03Well, if you had your own hot tub.
09:06Yeah, but still, I guess if it was like one of our type of things.
09:09I'd be more comfortable in a public hot tub than my own because I feel like if it was
09:11in my own, I'm trying to flex on everybody on the call.
09:15Like, oh yeah, you guys are taking your call from your computer room, huh?
09:18Guess what?
09:18But I'm in my luxurious hot tub spa in my backyard.
09:21Oh, God.
09:22Oh, yeah.
09:22That's how I would feel.
09:23Yeah, well.
09:24But at least if I'm like in the hot tub at the public gym, I could be like, hey, sorry
09:28guys, this is my gym time.
09:30Let's do the meeting.
09:31Let's get this over with.
09:32Don't mind the shirtless fat guy with the hairy chest behind me.
09:35Hey, hey, how you doing?
09:37Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
09:38Don't worry, that's just Chuck.
09:39He's going to come in and rub my shoulders for a little bit.
09:40Listen, if anyone has a phone anywhere near a public hot tub.
09:45Right.
09:45That's the issue, right?
09:46I assume they are recording the people in the hot tub.
09:50And I think that's what this lady was concerned about.
09:53Yes.
09:54I don't want to be.
09:54And she's like, if she wants to go viral, I guess she'll go viral with that.
09:58You know, she was really upset by it.
10:01But yeah, I think she was concerned.
10:02If she wants to go viral.
10:03Well, I'm pretty sure maybe that woman, she hates technology even in the first place.
10:11So like, let alone like Zoom calls, like, like I hate a Zoom meeting.
10:14So I'd be upset that the Zoom meeting was even taking place in the first place.
10:18But I just assume you're a perv.
10:21So, yeah, you know, it's not that it wouldn't it wouldn't be for me.