Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was attacked by a monk seal while swimming near a Hawaiian beach. They watch some footage taken by people on the shore screaming at her to get out of the water.
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00:00a woman has been attacked by a nursing monk seal on a honolulu beach and someone on a kayak had
00:13to step in and rescue her but okay sucks but she never should have been swimming there in the first
00:18place okay someone that she was going in warned her against it but she went in anyway then she
00:23went beyond a rope perimeter that was set up there because this seal had already exhibited
00:28some aggressive behavior she went past the rope so she kind of did it to herself of course she did
00:33but that's what we do now but here's how it played out here this video is up at daveandcheckthefreak.com
00:38you want to check it out i gotta do this here we go
00:43get out you're dead you're gonna die because you're dumb
00:57get out you're an idiot and it's gonna kill you
01:01get out get out it's like a wolf in the sea
01:07it's like a wolf slug
01:08get out good luck against the wolf slug
01:12my god
01:13my god
01:15get out
01:18okay
01:19but she's what's she doing
01:25i hate people so much
01:26i think she thinks she's okay but now it's like okay
01:30oh my god it just took her down to chinatown
01:33what was that that just flew i think someone just threw like a floaty device for her
01:38i thought a bird was getting involved
01:47she's still finally there's someone in a
01:50here comes dave in his kayak
01:52so she just kind of holds on to the kayak and he kind of
02:05i don't know what they did to distract this
02:07how people are so annoying how they're different oh i know everyone's got an
02:20opinion seals
02:23everybody there's a seal expert get it out of the way get it out of the way
02:28here it comes coming after her again here it comes
02:31she can't even swim out yeah she's an idiot
02:34she's probably chewed to pieces comes on land goes after her
02:38is this an older woman or a younger woman
02:41is she in a bathing cap she said no she's one of those like i'll swim no matter
02:45what oh yeah imagine she just got up and went right
02:47back
02:59150 feet everybody knows
03:03150 feet
03:08why would you do that you're an idiot
03:16she's old she's old she's old
03:21shouting things at her
03:22get out of there you old
03:24what are you doing
03:26she can't hear anything
03:28how stupid are you you're so so dumb
03:33get out
03:34yeah yeah exactly oh my god right
03:38150 feet
03:42you went past the rope
03:46she's trying
03:48you're not helping
03:52maybe somebody grab a gun or something
03:57it's your own fault
03:59it's your own fault
04:01it's your own fault
04:03okay get out
04:05oh
04:11oh
04:13oh
04:15Idiot!
04:17Idiot!
04:19Yeah, good job!
04:23Now they're insulting her?
04:25Way to go!
04:27You're so brilliant!
04:29Nice job escaping, moron!
04:33You should have died!
04:37That was, they were just like...
04:39Thank god Dave's got his kayak!
04:41You ruined our day!
04:43Yes, they seem more annoyed.
04:45That's why like...
04:47Attacked by an animal and I'm drowning.
04:49Being carried.
04:51Oh god.
04:53I do love the idea of her just popping right back up like...
04:57I'm swimming and I don't give a damn!
04:59No, they'll go back there!
05:01That's why they took her so far away.
05:03You get running her down the beach.
05:05Get her away from the water!
05:07She's gonna go back and swim!
05:09They gotta grab her.
05:13I'm fine!
05:15You've never been bit by a giant seal before?
05:17God, you guys are overreacting.
05:19He didn't like her purple cap.
05:21That shiny purple cap.
05:23She looked threatening.
05:25Keep my hair dry.
05:27If my hair gets wet, you guys are dead.
05:29I'm fine.
05:31I'm fine.
05:32That lady's not yelling at those people around her.
05:35Get away from her!
05:37Yeah.
05:38Oxygen!
05:39She needs oxygen!
05:40Lay her down!
05:41Don't touch her!
05:43Mouth to mouth!
05:45CPR!
05:49Stay alive!
05:50Stay alive!
05:51Ah!
05:52Ah!
05:53That's the beat you gotta do!
05:55Whew.
05:56Yep.
05:57Rough day at the Hawaiian beach.
05:59She's so cool.
06:01She's so cool.
06:02It is...
06:03It is wild to me.
06:04There are people that are just like, I don't care.
06:07But it is what's killing us, right?
06:09Someone said you can hear someone scream at her, Carol Ann.
06:12Oh, like Poltergeist.
06:13Oh.
06:14Is that what they're saying?
06:15No!
06:16I know.
06:17Carol Ann!
06:19That's what it does.
06:20It does sound like that old poltergeist lady.
06:22No, but...
06:23It just might...
06:24It could be who she is.
06:25They know.
06:26She's Carol Ann.
06:27You know that old lady?
06:28Carol Ann!
06:29Yeah, yes.
06:30Carol Ann!
06:31Yeah.
06:32Imagine if she was on the beach.
06:33You're hallucinating like...
06:35Poltergeist lady!
06:37That's right.
06:38I need swim.
06:41Now you're gonna die.
06:44Get away from her!
06:45That's a psychic!
06:46I've seen it all and I know you're gonna be eaten by a seal!
06:54Don't go near her!
06:55You should've listened!
06:58She specializes it!
06:59And Poltergeist activity and ghosts!
07:02Get away from her!
07:03You should've listened!
07:08Oh my god.
07:10That's too bad.