Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a Mexican soccer player who received a red card after giving another player 'the shocker' during a game. This leads to James busting into the studio, scaring Dave with a pretend shocker and almost getting scalded with hot coffee.
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00:00let's break for a mexican minute a mexican soccer player has been shown a straight red card after
00:14he was caught giving his opponent the shocker that's always an effective move or a pleasurable
00:24move effective either way during a clash between cuirotaro and atlas omar mendoza thought he could
00:34get away with shoving his finger up an opponent's butt that's uh it's an aggressive move in soccer
00:43it's really hard to pull off in faith in fifa too like i managed only to do it i think a couple
00:48times yeah yeah yeah yeah that's like yeah that's a problem uh juan sapata was the opponent he was
00:59shielding the ball on the halfway line when cuirotaro defender mendoza employed the unique tactic to try
01:06and win the ball it was missed initially by the refs but then someone said hey come on you gotta
01:14check that out here's how it played out there okay okay oh yeah yeah oh yeah
01:21it really is his move huh i think he might just like to he might just like to touch men
01:41yeah i think he likes to grab balls yeah he can right between those legs might just like to touch
01:46man i think he does i mean i mean that's a bold move that's like a wrestling move and he even tried
01:52to swat him away pick him up for a suplex uh one fan said imagine your kids and wife watching you play
01:57this way disgusting i hope he's given a long ban what if it turns his wife on not good a lot of
02:05soccer players just want to touch each other and it's okay the old oil check yeah because it's
02:11meant to like shock you it's called the shocker for a reason right to you to take you out of the
02:15moment can i tell you imagine you're just trying to do your job no i can't and then all of a sudden
02:20it'd be like a radio competition trying to shock us while we were on you know then all of a sudden
02:24you just like out of nowhere yeah it's our version of that yeah exactly i kept my hands on myself i
02:41didn't actually get hot coffee in my hand you're lucky i didn't throw it all over you wow i am like
02:46scalded you or you would have hit me with that big mug i would have lost on my teeth
02:50my rechargeable mug would have destroyed you i go home my wife's like what happened to you
02:56wow trying to pull out my joke and he beat the crap out of me with his thermos yeah
03:00be one of the best days ever remember those days when i used to have teeth yeah
03:06hey baby what's up time with the soccer game
03:10yeah james not the same no one normally runs out of that door
03:16oh that was so perfect i saw i knew i i looked over i knew as soon as chuck's like imagine this
03:22dave you're just trying to do your job yeah i knew he's gonna say somebody comes up and tries to stick
03:26a finger in your butt so yep lord good thing you were sitting down oh absolutely it is or i would
03:30have had a finger up my ass i know you would have broken good yeah different day at work guys joshing
03:37around just joshing around playing a little sports in here help you play soccer dave i'm good thanks
03:43yeah thanks so much no shocker needed no no but i'm just saying it's an odd thing it's an odd
03:50choice to distract someone yeah yeah it is it's an odd choice um but it really it did throw him off
03:58though you saw he lost the ball i keep just picturing dave through his coffee
04:02and then my screams of pain
04:08because it's hot it's like 158 degrees in this mug
04:12he keeps that mug at 100 degrees
04:14you came towards me like i was going to protect you like
04:18he always does he always does he's always sliding
04:22he's always sliding
04:23there's a crazy man in here fingering that
04:27run there's a crazy man in here fingering that
04:33help lisa
04:36lisa save me
04:38he becomes like a southern damsel
04:41help me
04:44i did not make those noises
04:46oh my god what the hell was that
04:48moving out of harm
04:49oh my god james almost fingered me
04:52he was going to i felt it
04:56you're lucky
04:58you're lucky i didn't pour this coffee on you
05:01it's 158 degrees exactly inside this mug
05:05you could have been wearing this
05:07now everybody settle down
05:12that's me
05:16yeah
05:17southern lady dave
05:18yeah
05:19yeah
05:19no that was just
05:21at least it's the closest one to me
05:23and also
05:24the noise was from that side
05:26the every
05:27so your natural reaction is to get away from whatever
05:29yeah well you gotta work
05:31dave's radio is damsel in distress
05:33yeah exactly
05:34my god
05:37oh that's shocker
05:38he's shocking no matter where it comes from
05:41yeah
05:41who delivers it
05:42yeah
05:42always a shock
05:43it's just not something you expect to
05:45have happen during
05:46uh your job
05:48no
05:48during a sport
05:49no
05:50i think wrestlers
05:51especially not during your radio show
05:53yeah
05:53no
05:53yeah
05:54you don't want to run out of here screaming that
05:56no
05:56the whole radio station
05:58oh
05:59i got the shocker
06:01yeah
06:01if we would have pulled it off
06:03it would have been a hell of a thing
06:05no no james would be
06:06separate from third degree burns
06:08and you missing teeth
06:10i need a plastic surgeon and a dentist
06:11stat
06:11joke gone wrong
06:14yeah
06:15and i'm gonna need the cheap ones
06:16because our insurance doesn't cover much
06:17no they don't
06:18oh
06:19james is the next day with like five missing teeth
06:22yeah
06:22he looks like the guy at the end of robocop
06:24yeah he's all melted
06:26this was the best i could do
06:27with the hospital
06:28with my insurance god
06:29it's so true
06:31oh no
06:32i've never tried to give david a shocker
06:34yeah
06:34oh it looks like you picked the wrong plan
06:38the dude
06:38but
06:39no
06:40and i think that it's actually
06:41and the rat
06:42that keeps in mind
06:42the bad part
06:43and i think that it's like
06:45the other one
06:45we have to get
06:46nope
06:46no
06:47we had to get
06:48okay
06:48well
06:48yeah
06:50and i seek out
06:50i'm in this so
06:51all
06:52but
06:53i think that it is
06:54that one
06:54thing
06:55is
06:55it
06:56is
06:56currently