Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who was stuck between a wall and an escalator handrail after taking his buddy up on a dare and hear from some listeners about their escalator horror stories.
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00:00It's hard to feel sorry for you when something goes wrong
00:05Well, this guy
00:07This is the bizarre moment
00:08A guy had to be rescued in Indonesia
00:10After he got his head wedged
00:12Between an escalator handrail
00:15And a wall
00:16At a shopping mall
00:20What was he doing?
00:22The guy
00:23Indonesia stuff
00:24Only being identified as
00:27No joke
00:27Risky
00:28R-I-Z-K-I
00:30Risky had been leaning over the handrail
00:35To joke with a friend on a dare
00:38This was at the Mangadua Mall in Jakarta
00:41The escalator rose past the first floor ceiling
00:46Risky failed to move out of the way in time
00:48His head became trapped between the rail and the wall
00:52I'll show you this
00:54We have some video of it here
00:57Amazing
00:58Oh my goodness
00:59It's no good
01:00How's he not dead?
01:06So he was looking out over the edge
01:09And then it went up more
01:11And then the ceiling
01:12He could have been decapitated
01:14He absolutely could have
01:15Oh my god
01:16He's lucky his head was small enough
01:19To fit through
01:21And he's pinned
01:23Obviously
01:24He's lucky someone turned the escalator off
01:27Because I'm sure for a while
01:28He just had to keep his legs moving
01:29Right
01:30Well I think that it was just probably burning him
01:32Like that
01:34Oh god
01:34He was just going by
01:35He looks stuck
01:36It's taken the whole city to try and get him out
01:43But no one is going to get him out
01:46Right
01:48Oh he's out
01:49Oh they got him
01:50He did have some injuries to his face and shoulders
01:52Probably burns
01:53Yeah
01:54They need to just start calling escalators murder stares
01:56Because it's like
01:58Would you like to take the murder stares?
02:00They got to be like one of the most deadly
02:01Like oddly deadly things
02:03Yeah
02:03Well it's his fault
02:04Oh it's totally his fault
02:06He's an idiot
02:06Most people can handle these things
02:08Yeah
02:08Yeah you're right
02:09Good point
02:12You're right
02:13Thank you
02:13I mean I get your point
02:14People are just too dumb for him
02:17But risky
02:17His name is risky
02:18Whatever
02:18Two things I would never do
02:21Like I would hate to be barefoot
02:23On one of these things
02:25And then also just lay
02:26Laying down
02:27Barefoot on an escalator?
02:28Yeah like I'd hate to be
02:29Why would you be barefoot on an escalator?
02:29I don't know
02:30But I'm just saying
02:30I never want that to happen
02:32You never lost your shoes
02:32And an escalator was right there
02:34The worst
02:34That would be a bad day
02:35That'd be terrible
02:37You're barefoot about to go
02:37You're like on an escalator at the beach
02:39I feel like you get your toes
02:40It'll do it
02:42And then laying down fully naked on one
02:44Why would you ever do that?
02:47Why would you be naked
02:48Don't ever do that
02:48Don't ever do that
02:49Your bits could get trapped
02:50Right into the grooves
02:51Exactly
02:51That's what I'm saying
02:52I dare you
02:53To get naked on an escalator
02:54No
02:54I will not do it
02:56His name is not risky
02:56Even if my name was risky
02:58Risky the freak
02:59I'm not doing that
03:01Listen Risky the freak
03:01Don't do it
03:02I'm
03:03You know I love a risk
03:05Do it
03:05You'd be a legend
03:06Yeah
03:08The first man to be
03:08Castrated by an escalator
03:09Yeah exactly
03:10Probably not the first
03:12That's probably a bad idea
03:14I don't know why
03:15Either you'd be
03:16Shoeless on an escalator
03:17Those are the two
03:18New on an escalator
03:19There's no reason for it
03:20The second
03:20The second you were like
03:21Whoa
03:22What risky thing would you do
03:24Those are the first two things
03:26I was like
03:26Richard's with us in Tampa
03:28Hi Richard
03:29Hey how's it going?
03:32Good
03:32You wanted to share a story
03:33Yeah
03:34A few years ago
03:36I was at a lightning game
03:38Going down the escalator
03:39At the end of the game
03:40And it just comes to a complete stop
03:42People in the middle
03:43Start falling
03:44From the top
03:45And it's just a domino
03:46Effect of people falling
03:47Oh I never thought of it
03:48Just coming to a stop
03:49But then your momentum
03:50Is still going forward
03:51And then you
03:52Boom boom boom
03:53You would tumble
03:54It is dominoes
03:54For sure
03:55Oh my god
03:55Anyone hurt?
03:57A lot of blood everywhere
03:58From everyone
03:58Yeah
03:59Yeah
03:59Some blood bath
04:01After the game
04:01Yeah
04:02Not good
04:02Richard's also in Tampa
04:04You wanted to share a story
04:05So I work for the fire department here
04:08It was at the Tampa airport
04:09It wasn't the giant one
04:11That you had mentioned
04:12Okay
04:12So this poor old lady
04:14She falls on the escalator
04:16Hits her forehead on the teeth
04:18Right on the teeth
04:19Cuts her forehead
04:20Yeah
04:20End to end
04:21So we finally get there
04:23And the lady is
04:25Every inch of her
04:26Is covered with blood
04:28But worse
04:29Was the escalator
04:31Every step
04:32Was covered
04:33With blood
04:35Every single step
04:36So when you get there
04:38And you walk in the doors
04:39You're like
04:40Jeez
04:41Yeah
04:42It would look like a horror movie
04:44A horror movie
04:45The lady was
04:47Talking
04:48And laughing
04:49And making jokes
04:50And
04:50And awful
04:51You know
04:52Sexual innuendos
04:53Which was gross
04:54What?
04:55She's got blood everywhere
04:56And you're hitting on you?
04:58Yeah
04:58What kind of sexual innuendos
05:00Was she making?
05:01Let me grab your hose
05:02She was a trip
05:04She said
05:05She didn't want to go to the hospital
05:07Let's go get a couple drinks
05:08Yeah
05:09Let's go get loaded
05:10She came to get a couple drinks
05:11Yeah
05:12She ended up being on blood thinners
05:14So you know
05:15That's why she bled so much
05:16Oh yeah
05:16Like a fountain
05:17Richard
05:18Thanks for calling in man
05:19You have a good day
05:19You're welcome
05:20Thank you guys
05:21See ya
05:21Horny grandma was a twist
05:24Yeah
05:24Bloodied horny grandma
05:26You guys up for a gangbang?
05:29Stop your bleeding
05:30First
05:30Take me back to the fire station
05:33I want to zip down your poles
05:36I'm a little light headed
05:43We'll get that stopped
05:46I mean she fell down and tumbled
05:50Oh she was on blood thinners
05:52She was on blood thinners
05:53Well that and people are just staring in disbelief
05:56And like
05:57You think
05:58Oh god this person's tumbling and tumbling and tumbling
06:02And tumbling
06:03Can we do something?
06:04Is there something?
06:06Oh yeah there's a
06:08Oh god yeah there's a stop
06:10Hit the stop
06:11There is no emergency stop for these things anywhere
06:16It doesn't look like
06:17No there is
06:18I think there is
06:19Is it the bottom
06:20Legitimate one
06:21I guess we should figure out where it's at
06:22I need to put together one of those like action plans
06:24I believe they're the top and the bottom
06:26I think there is
06:26A red button
06:27Yeah you have to like slide across the little plexiglass thing and hit the button
06:30We'll get to the point as a society where they need to do those announcements like they do on planes about the safety
06:35But with escalators
06:36Right
06:36Before you get on the escalator you want to this is the stop button
06:39This is the
06:40Yeah
06:40They secure all loose articles hold the handrail while proceeding
06:44All of us will be cross eyed
06:46Oh sure
06:46This person said my parents and my sister were at Sears to get my dad a new leather coat
06:52Well the brand new coat was hanging off the stroller
06:56Got stuck in the escalator
06:58My dad was so embarrassed his brand new leather coat shredded to bits
07:02It broke the escalator
07:03Oh sure
07:04But Sears replaced the coat because we hadn't left the store yet
07:08Well
07:08And that's why Sears went under
07:10The homeless guy that was stuck with his coat
07:12He was like time
07:13Time's running out
07:14My brand new Sears leather
07:17The best Sears leather
07:18I'll be honest
07:19I think my dad had about three Sears leather coats
07:22I had a Sears leather coat
07:22That's the most 70s story I've ever heard
07:25It really is