Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a high school student who posted to TikTok explaining how she farted so hard that her uterus fell out and are reminded of the video games used in pelvic floor therapy.
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00:00all right imagine this ladies here's a nightmare for you you fart
00:11and your uterus blasts out of your vagina that's not how it's supposed to work no it's really not
00:18that must have been a hell of a fart yeah i mean that's my god held that in for a while
00:23pretty loose i don't know why does that happen lauren is a senior in high school what
00:29oh no yeah what oh no oh lauren is no longer with us and after waking up from her own fart
00:38she was shocked to discover her uterus in her underwear
00:41that's it i'm going she'll never be the same no i mean well it's trauma for a lot of reasons
00:47did a little tick tock no stop it just a little just you can see her me waking up because i farted
00:54really loud my uterus hanging out in my underwear she said no after sitting up the discomfort
01:03increased the only way i could describe it was like laying an egg or sitting on a ping pong ball
01:08she put this on tick tock yeah lisa you got well she put that little bit on tick tock and then
01:12they contacted her to try and get her life school life be the same you don't you keep that stuff to
01:19yourself you even imagine that your uterus news got out as a high school kid being made fun of now
01:27no i can't have farted so much so powerfully you have one of the most powerful that is not what you
01:36share with the world as a lady i never even thought about the fart aspect of this i didn't even think
01:41about the high school lady sharing her fart news should never happen your violent fart test after
01:50test they couldn't figure out what was going on until they finally got some answers from a
01:55gastroenterologist oh it's her farts her prolapse was due to her weakened pelvic floor from her ongoing
02:02constipation oh my god there's more news you don't want i'm just like 17 year old me like not we're not
02:11sharing all of this there's more news do you guys hear yeah what happened no oh but her constipation
02:19huge farts blew her uterus right out of her because she's been constipated for weeks no you'd be done
02:26even imagine you could never go back to school no but she gets where you know that cheese she said
02:31sometimes i feel my uterus slipping when i cough sneeze or strain it scares me a lot kegels right do
02:36some kegels she needs to work on that constipation kegels constipation work i want that on a shirt
02:45she needs to work on that constipation so many things that this young girl should not be dealing
02:49well they want to make people know what's her diet that this is very unlikely in younger people
02:54yes it should be as you get in your 50s or 70s yes ladies you could fart your uterus out of course
03:00everyone knows for older women who don't want surgery they do have something called a pessary
03:06that can push their organs back up inside them well some porn stars must use this one of those things
03:13it's really there it is so ladies can put like this basically this stopper up their badge to make
03:19stuff from falling out of them can you hand me my vagina please it looks like it looks like a
03:24pacifier that you jesus you ram a pacifier you get in life where you have to put a stopper in so
03:33you're they're like live forever they say right they're like you should be trying to live as long
03:38as you can they don't tell you that at some point you got to put a stopper up you one bad fart and
03:44everything can fly out of you they really i mean hand me my pasta um my vagina pads if i i got a
03:50fart on the way i'm good okay let it let it rip yeah jesus emma's in boston uh did your sister
03:58fart her uterus out my god no oh thank god are you okay well what happened to her that's a terrible
04:07thing to call and tell a radio station about your sister
04:09she's kidding me but no um just having children and being she's very small petite girl so she had
04:18like a reconstructive surgery but they said she's gonna have to go to physical therapy to strengthen
04:22her pelvic floor and i guess they have you put in this device that goes in your vagina and you play
04:30a video a video game with it oh oh we talked about this we talked about that we did yeah like the kegel
04:39whatever is it like uh yeah yeah yeah the kegel twist yeah super kegel brothers yeah you have to go
04:48to the physical therapist to do this so you're just like sitting there oh that's so odd right
04:52oh my god thanks emma that is awkward hey what are you chuck what are you up to
04:58i'm planning a video game right now but you don't you're not using your hands
05:01what how you getting all those bonus points i'm jumping dude you're killing it
05:08are you using telepathy to do that nope i have a controller in me in you what's the purpose of
05:17that strengthen my kegel muscles i will be amazing down there super tight and everything is just
05:26right in the front as well super tight and just right what a peace dream i have
05:31all right let me try i want to try here the controller put it in put it in put it in
05:37yes i'm luigi
05:39let's go save the princess two players we have two players now
05:46oh i got the mushroom okay i'm running wow it's kind of weird how you squeeze it
05:54jump and run squeeze it a certain way yeah you gotta be careful because it can't go wrong
06:00oh here's bowser oh all right i'll take it out you try bowser this time i poop myself
06:07that's how you lose i'll go get a towel um mail here i had to go for pelvic floor physical therapy
06:16they hooked up electrodes and made me use kegels to close the pedals on a rose
06:21kiss from a rose plane
06:24what was going through his mind during that probably seen from the batman forever movie
06:32all i can see is see all my head
06:35what are you what are you doing now my kegel exercise
06:41he's like what did my life become this all right mr zafariq time to uh strengthen those
06:47pelvic muscles making the petals of a rose do something with your kegels
06:52squeeze harder the rose is open we don't want to close those petals
06:56you want it to look like a tight rose
07:01a little more from a little more from the lower lower abdomen area squeeze it there okay oh yeah
07:13you see james holds the rose
07:15you see this rose is still open
07:18okay the singing part is awkward but if it helps you squeeze
07:26nice tight rose bud i'm thinking that nice tight rose bud as you squeeze those pelvic muscles
07:34really get those kegels in
07:37very nice
07:40i mean design a better game i guess
07:45come on you know if i'm gonna play i'd want to do something a bit more than just like closing a row
07:50yeah it was like a hedgehog or something yeah super tight backside what you know like there's
07:55reasons when you're should be james roses are never open that's true there's times when i'm thankful