Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about embarrassing things that happened while in school and the stories include an assembly fart, a desk being knocked over, and passing out during sex-ed.
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00:00so we've been talking about the fact that alabama has declared a bunch of stuff inappropriate now
00:08including like tag and duck duck goose but we think there's moments that'll embarrass you
00:12they'll never be able to remove i'll tell you i almost had one because i remember at a school
00:16assembly i like um i think i know like i i ripped it was like a silent one
00:23did it smell it smelled but it was also again i had a little oh man dude but so the thing the thing
00:34was i couldn't tell you know when you're like i it i might have something's going on but i don't know
00:41what wasn't good i can't get any intel i don't know what's going on but i got to go home and so it like
00:49i was like i saved uh yeah the terrifying discovery discovery yeah terrifying it's funny you gotta
00:55like interact with people you're older i was like it could have been that would have been your school
00:58career dude you would have been known as the kid who kept his pants in the assembly i wouldn't be
01:01here right now rico had one himself hi rico love y'all show guys uh and lisa uh let's see uh i farted
01:12on the school bus after eating a lot of collard greens and chocolate from down south
01:17was it bad was it bad what happened yes it was it was horrible the bus driver put me off the bus
01:29i had to walk home in front of everyone on the bus that kicked you off because of your
01:35collard greens bar yeah get out yes yes yes memo to self don't mix collard greens and chocolate
01:42yeah no you don't want to do that not in copious amounts thanks for calling in dude you have a good
01:47day uh this one got nominated as homecoming king and won the teacher that read the winning names out
01:55loud for king and queen hesitated though when they saw my name and said well well in a surprising
02:00victory chris is the homecoming king oh wow oh nice what douchebag teacher i saw it i had a crazy
02:09teacher in fifth grade and there was this like other fat kid in the class name was nathan uh-huh and
02:14uh he was acting up right and this crazy mr what was his name it was mr chelesky uh-huh mr chelesky
02:21was nuts he had a like a grip ball he always had a grip ball and he'd squeeze it to make his hand
02:26stronger he called this kid a box of twinkies in front of everybody they came over and kicked his desk
02:33and he tipped over in it he was stuck at him no no no no no and then a kick yeah and like he hit kind of like a
02:44bookshelf and a couple of books fell down oh poor guy oh yeah he's on my baseball team
02:53yeah he either had that he always had the ball or he'd have the uh grippers like the grip one
02:59And he was nuts and he'd stand with a leg up and we're real tight pants
03:04And he was weird-looking you the weird-looking dude
03:29I'm not talking anymore in class
03:32Mr. Zaleski pulls no punches
03:35He destroyed Nathan
03:37He destroyed him
03:41I can't even imagine a teacher kicking a fat kid over anymore
03:46You know the desk is one piece
03:48Oh yes
03:49In one motion
03:50BAM
03:51Jesus
03:52Oh my god
03:53Tim Breyers
03:54Butch
03:55Butch
03:56Oh wow
03:58That poor guy
03:59That poor guy
04:00That was something
04:01I think I made that R2D2 noise when he got shot
04:07I was like that is my nightmare
04:14Oh god
04:16What a crap head that teacher was
04:18He's dead now but
04:19Well sure
04:20Yeah well yeah
04:21He was nuts man
04:23This poor guy
04:24We had one kid that would faint a lot
04:27He's like going to those goats
04:29Yeah
04:30He would faint especially during sex ed a lot
04:33Well the female reproductive system had him on the floor in record time
04:38So then anytime
04:40He's down again
04:42He's breathing though
04:45You know when you pass out you do that weird breathe
04:47Yeah
04:52Struggling for oxygen
04:53Right when they get knocked out
04:54Yeah
04:55Today we're going to discuss the female vagina
04:57Oh my god
04:58Hello
05:02And then he wakes up and there's boobs or something
05:04And then he's back out
05:05I remember taking sex ed super seriously
05:07Cause early on even
05:08I'd watch a lot of Cinemax and things
05:10And I was like
05:11Oh yeah
05:12I'd like to do this
05:13I want to take this one seriously
05:14This is important
05:15Pretty sure that this is fun
05:16You're in the front of the class
05:17You're in the front of the class
05:18It's like I have so many questions
05:19Raising your hand
05:20Andy
05:21Do you have another question?
05:22Yes
05:23Like where do you put it?
05:25So like I just believe that I put this and that
05:29How many times do you put it in there?
05:31What's that?
05:33Alright
05:34Let me drag that down
05:35Let me drag that down
05:37He's got like
05:38Glasses
05:39Yeah I brought some speckables in
05:40Just so I could see a little more
05:42A bit more clearly
05:43And some of the words were blurry
05:45So I wanted to be prepared this time
05:47Really appreciate what you guys are doing
05:50Is there going to be like a run through
05:52Some kind of like field test
05:54That I get to try this?
05:56It looks pretty fun
05:58How many times do you put it in?
06:01When it's in
06:03What's that?
06:04What do I do?
06:05Just leave it in there
06:06Do I just shake it around?
06:08Twist it
06:09What are you doing?
06:10What am I doing with my body?
06:11According to HBO late at night
06:13You just kind of like run into
06:14Slick a girl a couple times
06:17Just try and smash her you know
06:21Oh embarrassing
06:23Just try and smash her
06:25The most focused Andy's ever been in his life
06:28That's so true
06:30The most notes he has a full notebook
06:32Full notebook on it
06:33Ovaries they say
06:35Now these things
06:36Do they come into play?
06:38Oh excuse me
06:39Can we just hold the lesson
06:40I'm actually drawing the ovaries right now
06:43Just gonna draw a little picture of them
06:45There we go
06:46That's what they look like cervix
06:49Cervix
06:51Oh my goodness
06:52They all are out here
06:53You've got a weird first
06:55Where can a piece of the mess
06:56I want to show you
06:57How do you do it
06:58To take all the vies
07:00Like that
07:02And I want to show you
07:04To take all the vies
07:06I want to show you
07:08How I do this
07:09The first thing that I have told you
07:11To take all the vies
07:13Do it
07:15Now you have to talk about
07:16What do you want?
07:17How do you want to talk about