Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a shooting in Las Vegas that took place after someone farted on a bus and people were laughing at the person who farted. Then, remember a similar experience they had on the way to an event when a cab driver dropped a horrible smelling fart in front of them.
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00:00Dave and Chuck the Freak salute the douchebag of the day a fart led to a shooting in Vegas
00:15you can see it happening though like it all depends on the what what scenario
00:20like if you're playing blackjack Dave and I just walked up and farted right in your face
00:26you'd want to shoot me oh I definitely would absolutely you would this apparently happened
00:31on a bus in Las Vegas no escape no escape it happened a couple of the deuce I don't think
00:39it was the two dollar bus that takes you up and down the street I thought you meant like he pooped
00:43yeah no no no maybe he's not the deuce anymore but it was known as the deuce I remember yeah
00:48this happened actually a couple of months ago but they just got the farter okay they got him I guess
00:54he was pissed because people were laughing at him oh so he farted and then and then he was the one
01:03allegedly oh because I think I would have been like someone kill him yeah someone kill this man
01:08yeah you laughing at my farts no too late good thing the guy driving us to that event didn't have a gun
01:16oh my god you guys somebody got us all killed she would have yeah my laughing staring oh my god
01:22that was the exact situation yes our foreign driver yeah I don't know bad falafel or something
01:30yeah and let him let it rip oh man I still that's one of my biggest regrets yeah you drove by yourself
01:37yeah not being in that car oh it was good oh I mean I mean I get it yeah at least it would have paid a
01:42lot of money to switch places with you yeah there's a low moment in our I know oh my god
01:46we were driving to an appearance at a cell phone store it was so bad with a foreign driver who
01:51just kept ripping ass and I'm like what did we do why are we in this business I don't know and the
01:55thing is wasn't the place really far away yes yeah like it was really because that's why I drove
02:01myself because it was almost near my house yeah yes ridiculous I'll never forget Lisa in the back
02:07seat with the shirt over her nose right like a child not subtle at all no no no shame on him
02:15shame shame yeah James and I had our face out the window at least just pretending to enjoy the air
02:22oh it's a lovely day isn't it it was a lot but we're all texting each other like you know what's
02:27going on right yeah we're all in like the three corners of the rest of the car texting each other
02:32oh my god oh it's so bad it smells like dead green leaves
02:35trapped on our way to a cell phone store yeah okay so you're on in some other guy's car too do you feel
02:43like um you don't really have the power of the windows or did you just say oh screw that
02:49yeah you bastard you can't fart and trap because I've been in uh cars that you get into sometimes
02:57like if it's an uber or whatever and it's they've overpowered it with some kind of scent oh yeah and
03:03I all I want to do is roll the window down but I feel like I can't roll the window down
03:08because he's the driver and he should be the one in charge of all the climate
03:14no way no stuff so I don't know why I have a hang up with that but I'm like oh god yeah you have to
03:21if I'm like you know being like totally rotted out of a vehicle because of the smell yeah
03:27window down immediately right I can't handle that man I feel like I I just I guess my brain feels like
03:33they know why yeah and I think at the end of your interaction with him did you acknowledge these
03:38these farts no what are you gonna say no hey man your ass stinks he knew we knew how do I knew
03:45yeah how did you guys thanks for the ride it was a different driver okay all right okay yes I
03:51wondered I wondered how that shook down yeah because that's what we were talking about once
03:54we got into the cell phone store like is he the one coming back to get us yeah that's probably
03:58Jason's out there taking a bunch of photos yeah he's like what are they talking about
04:02you showed up with fries or something from McDonald's yeah I did you gave me a couple
04:08yeah I think I did well because we just suffered through post-traumatic fart disorder and
04:13you show up with your fries like oh I had a wonderful time like you like had a wonderful
04:17ride like the cool guy nice cool yeah what's up losers got some fries hey lease want some fries
04:23you probably just enjoyed a nice fart ride oh my god it's cool chuck
04:28oh there he is hey cool chuck hey what's up guys I just got some fries
04:37you want some cool chuck is so cool cool chuck we were just farted on hey let's go inside this
04:42cell phone store and rock it let's sell some phones sold none imagine you wrapped a dead
04:50animal in hummus and turn it into a fart oh my god yeah that's what this smelled like
04:58honestly Dave said dead grape leaves it would just honestly it was one of the worst odors
05:05it has to like honestly it has to be one of the worst smells right like I am so mad that I wasn't
05:11there so I don't know no just because I have no I can't I can't I don't know because I don't know
05:18how bad it was I I'm trying smell that it could be that's what it was it was bad it was really like it was
05:27disgusting not just a normal fart like someone was wrong with that dude fart
05:32wow see a doctor man even when I'm driving with my kids and I let them rip I always put the windows
05:39down like he should have had the decency I think to be like dead giveaway that he did it right I
05:45know but what was better just puts all four windows down yeah you're like oh yeah maybe he thought that
05:51we would think it was one of us and we know it wasn't one of us you know what I mean like for a
05:56minute look at James
05:57for a second I thought it was Dave
06:07but I do think you're right I think that's what he was banking on he was like no one will never know
06:17yeah right they will never know who it is this woman laughing hysterically in the back with the
06:24over my you know shirt over my head crying we were laughing so hard how long did it take for the
06:30smell to like clear out it never did it never several minutes for the worst of it but then it
06:35still lingered yeah just mad I will never forget Lisa in the back seat with the shirt over her nose
06:40dying like shaking she was laughing so hard and that's when I realized they smell it too
06:45yeah oh yeah my god but Lisa's initial look to me you guys honestly if if a look had a sound
06:54yeah it would be this
06:56what you don't expect
06:59because she did the
07:00yeah because it's listen you don't expect it you never expect it
07:07nah you never know
07:08I was expecting you know we were new here
07:11oh god I was expecting the glamorous life
07:13oh yeah it's not what happens here
07:15Lisa please
07:16here's the red carpet to your luxury vehicle
07:19come to the cell phone store with this
07:20the first ride we had had a hole in the bottom of the limo
07:23you're gonna go to a cell phone store
07:25you're gonna have a great time
07:27there's gonna be thousands of people there to sign up for these new phones
07:31sell some phones
07:32no one bought a phone
07:33no
07:34they did
07:34there was lots of people there to see us which was nice
07:37but yeah there's a few like several homeless people getting free t-shirts
07:41who smelled better than the driver
07:44yeah yeah
07:45let me tell you
07:46yeah
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