Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who shared what happens on a vacation to 'Sex Island' and how if Chuck were to go, it wouldn't work out as planned.
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00:00we've talked a couple of times about sex island where guests paid a party with prostitutes
00:09well a tourist has lifted the lid on this entire vacation situation that's filled with hookers and
00:17experimental drugs after uh the vacation caused an outright an outcry in columbia when it was
00:23first publicized last year they have now moved the trip to a drug-friendly caribbean island
00:28it's coming up in december it's a four-day event coming back this year once again promises unlimited
00:33drugs and orgies for sex tourists willing to pay six thousand dollars for a golden ticket to the
00:39party well uh they spoke to one of last year's guests and he kind of broke down what happened
00:46every customer chooses two girls that'll be with them for the entire holiday granting their every
00:52sexual desire he revealed how the orgies began literally minutes after they got there
00:59that's what you would expect yeah 30 guys and 60 hookers boarded a luxury yacht to go to a private
01:06tropical island each man picked the two girls that he would keep with him the entire trip
01:1215 minutes into the trip he said i was already on a bed with them 15 minutes into the trip
01:17all the other men were happy with their girls except one guy the guy who arrived last yeah
01:24he said uh everyone was happy this guy complained that he wanted a skinnier girl and his girl that he
01:41got the one that was left over was way too chunky you know that chuck luck would be he'd get there
01:46you'd be late something would happen i would be ready to be there so early i'd like leave the day
01:51before you know what i mean like i would leave the day before and then like lightning would hit the
01:58plane and then it has to land and then i we take off again and then someone dies on the plane and we
02:05have to land and then it takes off again and then it crashes into the ocean but i live
02:11somehow like i survive it and i think i'm still maybe i can take a boat and then the boat sinks
02:17and then i get off the boat somehow and uh you know then someone mistakes me as a five foot two
02:24asian and they kick me out of the country i like the idea you showed up yeah but then you actually
02:30get to the boat and then there's just a bebop left standing hey hola senior how you doing
02:36yeah my name is my name's chuck chuckita yeah yeah so you're mine huh great you're uh you're not
02:46exactly what i'm into just uh unfortunately yeah just so you know is there do i get to you or do you
02:55count as two oh you are two all right yeah you know what uh i'm gonna just go to the buffet a bit
03:07i'm gonna look for some free ice cream and stuff no no i'm i'm good on a blow a yob
03:14get sexy no no no no no i'm just here now for the food
03:20you want to go get something to eat okay come on let's go get something to eat show me where all
03:25the best food is big girl come with me okay i spoke english all right this is getting better at least
03:31yeah that'd be your eating partner that's it that's what you spent six thousand bucks for a golden
03:36ticket to sex island you just get a big lady eating partner and she falls in love with you yeah
03:41exactly and i fall in love with her
03:43chuck comes back with his giant latina bride yeah sorry guys i'm different now this is my woman
03:51this is my woman she made me real burritos that is so chuck luck though it all my god you show up
03:58late and you'd get the last two girls or one big girl that was left right so what would happen to you
04:04me ace dose like here's the thing though i mean i guess the reason why they had a big girl is because
04:12they were hoping someone was into that right yeah because there are people that but at the same time
04:17you should have like 70 chicks and then when everyone picks who they want you can't just have
04:2310 of them it's hard to find probably right thank you that i can't imagine finding 60 right you know
04:30no question that it would happen uh attention everybody we just got struck by lightning apparently
04:44we got a guy on board here on his way to sex island and we're gonna just have to break the news to him
04:50he's not gonna make it on time to sex island we're gonna have to land here uh 50 miles away from
04:56sex island it's right if you look out the window right now you can see sex island we're gonna land
05:03on this other island which you'll put them probably with a big big girl with some disfiguring marks
05:10on her body so enjoy sex island and every other guy would have like the hot oh my god maybe walking
05:18by when chuck would be eating his ice cream cone you're enjoying your ice creams yeah it's pretty good
05:24look at those two huh oh they're having so much a safe you want to have this safe no
05:29guys getting walking bj's i'm good i'd be trying to trade i'd be trying to make a trade
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