During a discussion about fluid sexuality, Lisa becomes embarrassed by a text from a female listener and Chuck realizes his perfect match is in fact a clone of himself.
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00:00are there any ladies listening who would describe themselves as very fluid a couple different ways
00:11you can yeah that's what i keep thinking about is uh what kind of fluid are we doing one eight
00:16five five not moisture one eight five five nine five four six nine six nine ladies if you want
00:22to reach out fluid ladies very fluid one eight five five nine five four six nine six nine my lord
00:31you can text us at four six nine six nine two you fluid ladies so fluid so would you describe
00:38yourselves ladies as very fluid guys have you had experience with very fluid women i think most
00:43people that call our show are very fluid yeah i think so too we got a lot of listeners yeah we
00:48have through the years this woman says i'm all fluid all the time what does that mean i think you know
00:56i think we all know that makes it got me so fluid stop it okay um what no were you talking about
01:07like fluidity as in like being with a girl who might want to be with another chick or were you
01:13talking about yeah okay what did you think i thought he was talking about would you be fine
01:18with a girl who no not actually liquid fluid fluid sexuality okay so if people are wondering what
01:25i'm talking about i thought it was clear but people women with fluid sexuality yes no i know
01:30that's what we were talking about clear fluid is that what we're talking about no andy
01:34i thought people knew what that meant clear fluid flying out of their bits someone said fluid women
01:42you mean whores no not i mean i throw the word whore around a lot i know but no i don't mean whores
01:48i just mean women that bisexual yeah they're bisexual this woman though says i'd go by for lisa
01:54well there we go hello madam good day there you go lisa now i'm embarrassed
02:02oh i'm embarrassed oh i'm embarrassed i'm gonna land up oh that's me a mint julep
02:09it has just got southern oh i'm embarrassed that woman here oh my the temperature has risen in the room
02:18i'm gonna put myself back together now you did go southern bill with it
02:24i'm gonna need some ice cold sweet tea after that anybody got a lemonade i need to cool down
02:33sit down on this swing on a porch i just need my sun hat and my thoughts for a second if you don't mind
02:43flip side of fan
02:45you are embarrassing me
02:53i was not ready for such a thing i'm a guy and i like girls yeah i'm kind of like that
03:01i'm kind of like that just to clarify that's me that's how i am that's how i am
03:06um guys are cool to be around but there's no part of me that's like
03:11boys we should start kissing
03:15we're having a great time but i mean if we all start kissing
03:21wouldn't it be a better time wouldn't that be wild
03:24like you know yeah it's just not my um you know who you are
03:28you just know know what you like yeah i will say this if i'm gonna go gay it'll be for a straight guy
03:34what oh my no that's it if i'm going gay it's gonna be because it's me and another totally straight guy
03:43if i ever go gay it's for a straight guy
03:46i'm telling you because i don't want you wouldn't want it the only way it could work
03:51because gay guys would be way too much like chicks
03:55yeah but you know what i mean you need someone to kind of you would need somebody to kind of like
04:00help you out though through life a little bit i'm not yeah i wouldn't you know
04:05it can't be two chucks i know that's what i mean
04:08two chucks living together
04:10double chucks yeah oh my god double chucks
04:12that's what i mean just me and me and exactly like me and chuck
04:17the two chucks what a great show that would be
04:21tonight on the two chucks he's like this is my boyfriend chuck
04:25we do everything together he's got a big beard he loves all the same stuff
04:30he's not a he's not whining he's never complaining he doesn't care
04:36he's like he also would step over a pizza box and not pick it up
04:41yeah that's chuck you guys get each other if i could just meet chuck
04:45yeah you know you would love to date yourself yeah
04:49yeah you would love it we wouldn't do anything to each other
04:52that would be a sexless relationship yeah be sexless
04:55in fact we might even have an agreement where we're like we can go have sex with other people
05:00that's how cool chuck is but chuck is your husband
05:03but he's my husband with him i'm sorry i'm taking ladies
05:09ladies of the night exactly you're sorry we're allowed to date
05:12but i come home to chuck every night at the end of the day
05:16and i would never i would never risk that yeah you share bed or you have your own bed
05:21oh we got our own stuff we got our own plate i mean it's the greatest house ever
05:25the coolest house you know oh god if i could just meet a straight chuck
05:31here's the text i'll be your chuck
05:34i'll be your chuck chuck
05:38i'll be your chuck
05:39oh chuck call me i'll be your chuck
05:41are you embarrassed chuck by all the love that's coming your way
05:43my goodness
05:46so many chucks out there in this world
05:50i thought i'd never find one
05:53i found so many
05:54you're such a diamond in the roof
05:56he needs one of those big fans
05:59yeah
06:00oh it's good
06:01is it hot or is it just me
06:03probably just me
06:05just me
06:06i suppose i'm turning everybody on
06:08my sexual nature
06:10but now it's you chuck and chuck
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06:12parents of the largest ant farm ever
06:14i'm telling you
06:15god i love you chuck
06:16oh my god
06:17i love you too chuck
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