The MRL Show: DM Drama- My Mom Is Embarrassing
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00:00So we we got this DM and she says, hey, guys, I'm 16 years old.
00:05I'm a big fan, but I'm emailing you because my mom, who I love, is really embarrassing
00:11in her older age.
00:13Ouch.
00:15By older age, she's probably like my age.
00:17Yeah.
00:1846, 45.
00:19Well, she has a 16 year old daughter.
00:20So so she says she loves going to the pool with me on Sundays and I love going to because
00:28I meet my friends there.
00:30The thing is, is that she's getting really embarrassing.
00:34She always is following me around with white sunblock and rubbing it on my back, my chest
00:38and my face.
00:40Got to get that sunblock on, girl.
00:42She says it's not a good look for me.
00:44I see a hot guy and I look like a mime or something.
00:47Did she say that?
00:48Yeah.
00:49She's funny.
00:51She says mom also likes to yell at me.
00:54Drink your water.
00:55You're going to get dehydrated.
00:57Yeah.
00:57I know she means well.
01:00But it's just really embarrassing.
01:01And I want to sit separately from her when we go.
01:04Do I talk to her about it?
01:06I have the answer.
01:08I have the answer.
01:09I know how to break up with parents.
01:11I know how to move to the next level.
01:14Tell us.
01:16You don't need to parent me anymore.
01:18We can do this co jointly now.
01:20Like, I'll respect you.
01:21You respect me.
01:22You start calling them by their first name.
01:24That's what I did.
01:25Now, I wasn't 16.
01:27I was probably 18.
01:29I was probably a senior in high school when I started calling my mom and dad Ginny and
01:33Vince or Gin and Vince or Vinny.
01:36And it wasn't ever discussed.
01:38I would just be like, no, no, I would just my mom would be like, stay together.
01:43Be back by 1130.
01:44Have a good night.
01:45I'd be like, gin, gin.
01:45Easy.
01:46I'll be back.
01:46Don't worry about it.
01:47Is that two two questions?
01:49Is that something that your brothers did?
01:51And because you're the baby.
01:53No, I started it.
01:54And then they came back.
01:55They were living in Chicago.
01:56They came back for like the holidays.
01:57They go, wait, we're calling mom and dad Ginny and Vince now.
02:00I go, I had to.
02:01I had to break up with them.
02:03I needed to.
02:03If this relationship was going to work between me living in the house at 18 plus, then yes,
02:09I had to have it in a way where I had it was boundaries.
02:13But you're looking at me like I'm crazy.
02:15You call your mom Dana.
02:16Yeah.
02:17But number one.
02:18So this is my second question.
02:19Did you do it all the time?
02:21Like, I don't do it all the time.
02:24I might do it like if I'm getting sarcastic with her or something like that.
02:28But I still call my mom mom.
02:30I do.
02:31Well, and I call my dad pop.
02:32But it would be like, you know, they were telling me something that I already knew.
02:37It's a.
02:38So listen, this 16 year old, you she should say, I think it's kind of disrespectful at
02:4316.
02:44Kathy, I'm good.
02:46I'm good.
02:46I'm going to go over here.
02:47I'll give me the sunblock.
02:48I'll put it on myself.
02:49Well, how else do you break up with a parent?
02:52704-570-9595.
02:54Call us and tell us how do you how does a 16 year old break up?
02:57With a parent, because you know what I mean?
02:59Like, she's not going out on her own, but she also doesn't need to have her mom following
03:03her around the pool with sunblock and yelling, drink your water.
03:06I get it.
03:06But this hurts my mom heart.
03:07Like from somebody who has like a two year old and a five year old about to be six.
03:12Like, it's happening too fast for me.
03:15Like, Cash is already six.
03:17We're talking 10 years from now.
03:18I'm in this situation and I'm just not ready to talk about it.
03:22Ren, Ren, leave me alone.
03:23I'm good.
03:24I'm going to eat.
03:25That's what Cash is going to say.
03:26Like, Cash, Jen, I am your mom.
03:27Call me mom.
03:28Dow.
03:29Dow.
03:29Chill.
03:30No, although I told you Jackson already calls me Ren.
03:35Yeah, I love it.
03:36Like, he'll wake up in the morning and he hollers for somebody when he wakes up.
03:39So he'd be like, Dad, Ren, Ren, standing in his crib.
03:49I'm like, you're in a crib.
03:50Stop.
03:51You can't call me by my first name yet.
03:53Sugar Baby texted in.
03:54Our favorite person says, my mom would have had my head on a platter if I ever called her
03:58by her first name.
03:59You have to do it in a time.
04:00You're not doing it in a disrespectful way.
04:02It's like, you know, if you're having a conversation and your mom's like, you know, make sure you
04:06put sunblock on.
04:07I would say, Jen, Jen, I got it.
04:09I got the sunblock.
04:09Or my dad would be like, you know, the Mets stink or whatever team I was.
04:14The Jets stink.
04:15I'd be like, Vince, Vince, leave me alone.
04:17I'm not in the mood now.
04:17It's just a way to, like, cut it.
04:20Somebody said you're all going to get this girl grounded.
04:21Yeah, that's how I feel.