Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about Walmart offering drone grocery delivery for customers and can't believe it when they find out that Hamburger Helper is their #1 selling item.
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00:30From eligible items for delivery by air in as little as 30 minutes.
00:34Up to 10 pounds of items can be delivered at one time.
00:38The delivery fee is $3.99.
00:41And you have to be within a mile of a participating store.
00:45Man, the sport that this is going to cause.
00:48You know, the people that make the backyard potato guns and whatever that are going to be trying to shoot down these drones.
00:54I never thought about that.
00:55Like, what are they going to, they could lose their ass on those drones.
00:58Oh my God.
00:58Like, there are people that are going to want to shoot these down.
01:03I'm a Walmart drone man, you honey.
01:05Yep.
01:06I've been killing drones for weeks.
01:09I've been paying for groceries in two years.
01:11The number, what do you think?
01:13The number one selling Walmart drone hub item is?
01:18Diapers?
01:20Nope.
01:20Vodka.
01:20Booze.
01:22Booze.
01:22Can you do that?
01:22I don't know why I do that.
01:24Condoms.
01:24Think bigger.
01:26Bigger.
01:27Sweatpants.
01:28John Twickenburg shirts.
01:32Hamburger helper.
01:34Hamburger helper is the number one selling item.
01:36Emergency.
01:38Emergency.
01:40And a hamburger helper.
01:43Launch the drone.
01:44Is that insane to me?
01:48That's the worst thing to have drones.
01:51Hamburger helper, yeah!
01:55I'm trying to shoot it down so bad.
01:58Yeah, that's a good stuff.
02:02Hamburger helper.
02:04That's a beef and noodle.
02:06Beef stoking ass!
02:09So you've got ground beef and you don't know what to do with it, so you're like, quickly
02:12drone me some hamburger helper.
02:14Get me this, so quick.
02:14It's an emergency.
02:16That's a crazy thing that we've got.
02:18Because they do say it was for emergency purposes.
02:21No, they thought it would be.
02:22Oh, okay.
02:23But it turns out it's just for convenience.
02:25It's not.
02:25It hasn't been for emergency purposes at all.
02:28Oh, I disagree.
02:29It is an emergency when you're like, don't worry, we're going to have a hamburger
02:33helper tonight.
02:34And then you open the cupboard and it's not there.
02:37Yep, got to drone you in.
02:38Mom!
02:40Then they're sitting there watching TV or whatever, and it's like, poof, poof.
02:44I'm going to dip on the roof.
02:46Hamburger helper, get the ladder!
02:52So with this new expansion of DroneUp, they'll reach customers in Florida, as well as Arizona,
02:59Arkansas, Texas, Utah, and Virginia.
03:01In Florida, they're going to start in Tampa, as well as Orlando.
03:04So how soon does one get shot down?
03:08Well, it's already their test market was Arkansas.
03:13No one shot one down in Arkansas?
03:15I don't know.
03:16They didn't report on it if they did.
03:18It's like day one.
03:19Something had to have been shot down.
03:22At least shot at.
03:23Yeah.
03:23So if somebody shoots a drone down and takes your stuff, is that going to be considered
03:26like shoplifting or stealing?
03:28Yeah, sure it is.
03:29Yeah, it'd be like the same as like getting an Amazon package, probably.
03:32But I guess the question is like...
03:34Instead of porch pirates, it's drone pirates.
03:36How far up, how far up does my property line go?
03:42You know what?
03:43I just had a land survey done and they didn't cover how high the property goes in the air.
03:48You know, like if you fly something like that over my home, like could you imagine your
03:54home is now in the Walmart drone flight path?
03:59That was sad.
04:00If you live in a mile of a Walmart store, it will be.
04:04But imagine like they always came in from the same direction and always left from the
04:09same...
04:10So like a drone is flying over your house like all the time.
04:14I would be...
04:14With Hamburger Helper, you'd be so pissed.
04:16Oh my God.
04:17I would have every gun.
04:18Get off your ass, you lazy bastard.
04:20Go buy it yourself.
04:22I can't sleep with all your Hamburger Helper fans.
04:24You guys would be like, where the hell did Chuck the Freak get a flash?
04:30Chuck the Freak gun.
04:30I bought one.
04:32I needed to buy one.
04:34I think you go into YouTube and you learn how to make an EMP.
04:36It's like...
04:37By the way, shooting it down is the same crime as shooting down an aircraft, according to
04:44the FAA.
04:44Oh my God.
04:45So I can't shoot it down.
04:47I just think people are going to go insane if drones are flying over their homes.
04:53I feel like it's Walmart, so I feel like the drones, they might be armed.
04:56Listen, someone said, as someone who lives in Tampa, they already call it Trigger City
05:01for a reason, so look out.
05:03Someone said, well, I live in Tampa.
05:05Now I know I'm going to get my hemorrhoid cream delivered.
05:07Well, I thought to myself, what's like the most embarrassing thing you could like fly over,
05:12but they'll probably put it in a, maybe a Walmart bag.
05:16I guess if you're having like a toilet emergency.
05:18Yeah.
05:19I wonder how much they can lift.
05:2110 pounds.
05:21Oh, okay.
05:22They can handle 10 pounds, and you don't own the airspace above your home.
05:26Yeah, I didn't think so.
05:28Property ends above the grass.
05:31Wow.
05:32So they can do whatever they like above you, as long as they've had approval from the FAA.
05:37And you know they have.
05:38But never would have guessed that Hamburger Helper is the number one thing being droned around
05:42America right now.
05:44Yeah.
05:45You've never been home on a cheese taco night then.
05:47I don't think anything's going to ever take Hamburger Helper down.
05:49I guess not.
05:49I didn't realize it was still such a big thing.
05:51That's a strong brand, man.
05:53It really is.
05:54They had a super catchy jingle at just the right time.
05:57Hamburger Helper helps her Hamburger help her make a great meal.
06:00They probably can't say Helps Her.
06:01No, they don't.
06:01They don't.
06:02It's been changed.
06:03Okay.
06:03Helps you.
06:04Okay.
06:05The old school.
06:06I've got the old school in my life.
06:07Dave's like, come on woman, get in the kitchen, cook me some food.
06:13That was their jingle, not mine.
06:15That's Dave's jingle.
06:17That was the jingle, Hamburger Helper helps her Hamburger help her make a great meal.
06:26Can you hang up the phone and get in the kitchen, cook me a meal.
06:31Dave Hunter, not me.
06:34We're something sexy while you do it.
06:37Yep.
06:38Damn it.
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