Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a 9-1-1 operator that was busted placing an order for McGriddles while answering emergency calls.
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00:00uh oh another bitch is tripping i'm gonna say something controversial oh god no this is what
00:14we had to do never say what we have to do here we go women are no i think i believe uh-huh
00:26mcgriddles is a chubby person food whoa oh no you're as a chubby person i i have to i have to say
00:36you're right you're probably onto something that's like the least controversial thing you've ever
00:40said i just feel like those some skinny mcgriddles lovers are like i like it david i'm way nothing
00:45well i mean when you use pancakes for bread well that's it anytime you use the chubby thing to
00:52surround chubbier things i think you're right i do like it i like it i'm not i try to think i'm
00:57chubby like but i like it we're not chubby way late in the game i tried it like it's good i don't go
01:04for it you made a chubby choice though that's a chubby choice that's a chubby choice it's like
01:08the people that get a hamburger with like donuts as the bun that's a chubby person i never went to
01:13buy it it was here when i tried it i was like that's pretty good when you had it did you have
01:18like a what i would call a vat of syrup that you dunked it in well you're not there yet you're not
01:25there yet the thing that fascinates me about the mcgriddles is the the way that they seem to have
01:30injected the syrup into the pancake like they put the adamantium and wolverine is it moist i don't
01:37know i honestly have never had one so i think it's just maybe it's just flavoring it's fairly moist
01:41yeah but you don't get like it's not like a gusher of no no no it's just like subtle little
01:47spots of some kind of sciencey syrup syrup yeah yeah syrup crystals yeah it's not even like crystals
01:54i had them like probably two two years ago or something but i was always like uh like a mcmuffin
01:59i don't like mixing the sweet with my you know sausage and stuff so that's why i stay away from it
02:04yeah i don't mind it i don't mind it in breakfast but like hamburgers i'm not i bring it up because
02:09there's a issue involving a 911 operator who was too busy ordering a mcgriddle to speak to the guy
02:17that was placing his 911 call i'll get to you although they don't show her i'm saying i believe
02:25she's a heavy woman okay you're you're risking it all because of her order okay of mcgriddles
02:32to me that equals chubby bitch i need to know how many and um maybe they won't give those kind of
02:39details but um like i believe in you okay let's get to the story here about a man who called 911 to
02:48report a break-in but the dispatchers too busy ordering mcgriddles wtoc has the details here
02:58say says that you may not have received the answer you're looking for when you call there
03:03that's right wtoc investigative anchor haley bolin has been looking into chatham county's 911 call
03:08volume and brings us one man shocking story yeah mike and don dylan johnson called 911 in february
03:16when he thought someone was breaking into his home when he finally made contact with the dispatcher
03:21he says she was ordering breakfast
03:23this valentine's day dylan johnson started his morning by calling 911
03:31my wife called me while i was at work at about 9 30 and said someone you know was snooping around
03:37the house knocking on the doors banging on the windows and stuff
03:40he called the county's non-emergency line first followed by 911 three times finally getting an answer
03:48by 9 31 after trying for about six minutes according to his phone's call log oh wow i was
03:54panicking because you know my wife is home alone with my five-month-old daughter and i was you know
03:59coming home not knowing what i was going to come home to after about three minutes into johnson's 911
04:04call you can hear the dispatcher talking to others around her and appearing to order breakfast
04:09wtoc investigates obtained the 911 call uh-huh
04:13big riddle uh-huh
04:18and i'm sorry what johnson says he was stunned by what he heard if it if it didn't happen to me i
04:26wouldn't believe that that happened to someone else that's how unbelievable it really is when police
04:31arrived johnson says whoever was there at his house had already left he says his wife was shaken up but
04:37his family was okay we sat down with chatham county commission chairman chester ellis to ask him about
04:43this he says the dispatcher's actions are under review that should never happen okay uh your ordering
04:51breakfast should be different from your answering a call and the two should never intertwine unlike
04:57johnson many callers give up before they ever get an answer wtoc investigates obtained county data that
05:03shows just last year 24 of calls were marked as abandoned that's nearly one in four prior years show a
05:10similar trend in 2023 abandoned calls were up to 27 percent according to county records how many
05:17that's up from more than 18 percent in 2022 19 percent in 2021 and 14 percent in 2020 ellis says there's room
05:25for improvement oh every day i want an improvement every day i want to be better than i was the day before
05:31so we go through the evaluation process chatham county has been working toward building a new 83 000 square foot
05:39multi-agency public safety facility that would house the county's e911 center and new dispatch equipment
05:44but still doesn't have anyone to build it don't trust them um so she answered the call and then was
05:53still ordering did she like i think she was asking around to the people in the office and some there's a
05:59bigger person that at least works with her who was like yeah mcgriddles no she said mcgriddles so
06:05either she was giving her order to someone or like someone was like yeah get me a mcgriddles
06:09yeah like that's what i think that's what i think was happening so she's like taking an order while
06:15she's like yeah yeah there's someone at the house mcgriddles yeah i mean you can't get caught saying
06:22that kind of stuff no you can't you really can't and i don't know how busy their system is i believe
06:30that our system around here was like that for a few years where you could just call oh and no one
06:36would answer no one would answer yeah i never thought about the fact that there might be like
06:40911 bloopers i'm sure there's a time well i mean no like we hear them a lot of times because it
06:47becomes the kid it has to be released it's like the kid that calls in like all that kind of stuff
06:52you know there was the one where the guy got super high and thought he was dying on those brownies yeah
07:00that one someone says uh work for a sheriff's office somewhere here in florida i can confirm a lot of
07:06those dispatch ladies are large yeah like if you would have heard them like 12 mcgriddles
07:13there was a story we had one time where they there was like a large lady they got her like
07:19her very own like awesome chair yes yes i forgot about that you're right it was like a very reinforced
07:25chair we did i think it was i looked into the show it might have been i don't remember we remember
07:31something you don't yeah i don't remember it's backwards day uh steve is in livonia hi steve what's
07:37your comment hey so i'll tell you what man uh making homemade mcgriddles the fat man's the life
07:45if you inject the syrup in the little baby pancakes like some kind of kitchen crackhead chemist
07:50and they are they are just the bz what you have a syrup injector he does every every larger man does
07:57yeah well i like to call myself a fat man in the making you know there's a little fat guy that
08:02lives inside of me and uh yeah my wife uh she tends she tends to do them you know but yeah she puts
08:09those she gets a little injector like a crackhead in the kitchen and then injects the syrup in the
08:13little baby pancakes and that's the breakfast sandwiches out of them and they're better than
08:16mcdonald's you know what thanks for calling in man i if they actually were like gushers where i
08:22bid in and maple real maple syrup came out it's not like that then i might give them a whirl well see
08:27that's why the homemade one like that guy is involved with someone who really loves him
08:31i mean she is painstakingly injecting syrup into baby pancakes i mean i've never seen that kind of
08:37love so i can't even i can't even that doesn't even doing it himself no he he said my wife uh
08:44tends to me yeah that's nice tends to the little fat man inside of it yeah very nice you got it good
08:50man you got it good but yeah you can't i do think a homemade one if you did it right and use the best
08:57kind of stuff would be vastly oh yeah yeah but it seems like it would be made with love it it would
09:05be in the same cat it'd be like a sweet deviled egg you know what i mean like needs love it's got
09:11there's an art to making it oh yeah oh yeah it was the he oh yeah yes the mother answered the
09:20daughter's 911 call during an armed robbery and this if you want maybe that's where my image of
09:26dispatchers comes from maybe it's because it's in my head this woman is so big she's like a triple
09:33quarter pounder with cheese under that she has i'm i'm not joking here she's got four boobs
09:39you're absolutely correct that's what her body looks like four breasts quadruple knockers yep
09:45that's nuts like two on top of other two but under the two is another so large i could do unspeakable
09:55things to either oh my god don't even don't even say it i won't yeah the story we had they had a
10:02special custom made big lady dispatcher chair for her they did i mean they needed it yeah yeah for sure
10:10they do i'm i'm thinking i'm getting closer and closer to buying one of them wide chairs
10:14i love the idea i love the idea keep yourself in a tight chair it'll keep you not gaining weight
10:20i think that's bad scene no but you're tight chair no but i see what you mean like don't wear stretchy
10:26jeans like i wear if i put on on a real pair of jeans i realize you can't fit in your chair you'll
10:31be like damn i gotta do something yeah that's true but i don't know they call to me a nice wide
10:36chair oh get a recliner in here oh i love the idea
10:42you