The MRL Show: Nicole Is Still Producing Roy Even After He Moved
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00:00Roy is living on the Kentucky side of Cincinnati, and he moved into a new home, and he does
00:05something that we all do, Loren, which is send old packages to the old, or send new
00:11packages to the old address, I should say.
00:13Yeah, when you move, it really is a whole thing.
00:16It takes, because you're so used to everything being auto-filled on your computer, so when
00:20you go to order something on Amazon or Walmart or Target or whatever it may be, you just
00:26kind of click the button and let the computer do its thing.
00:29Right.
00:29You totally forget that you're in a new place, and you needed to come to you there.
00:33It's so funny.
00:34Producer Nicole is now in charge.
00:37She is producing Roy even from 500 miles away.
00:41Tell everyone what you're into.
00:43I know.
00:44He called me, and I mean, from the get-go, I know he wasn't calling to see how the day
00:50was going.
00:51So I was like, hey, and he goes, hey, and then there's just that awkward silence of like,
00:55what's up?
00:56And he was like, so I messed up.
01:00And I guess he had, he needed a thermostat, and it was being sent to him.
01:08And so he goes, so I ordered my thermostat, but it got sent to my old house.
01:13And I was like, oh, okay, so you just like need me to go get it and send it?
01:17And he's like, if you could.
01:18And I was like, yeah, no problem.
01:19And he goes, the thing is, is I need it by Saturday.
01:22And I was like, oh, okay, so you want me to overnight it?
01:25And so he was like, yeah.
01:27So I had to go then get it.
01:28But when I got it, there were four other packages, one being junior cornhole boards.
01:36How big are those?
01:37They're pretty big.
01:39I mean, and they were pretty heavy.
01:40So I sent him a picture of everything.
01:42And I was like, you want me to send all of this?
01:45Why junior cornhole boards?
01:46I don't know.
01:47But he asked, he goes, are those junior cornhole boards?
01:49And I was like, yeah.
01:50And they're addressed to you.
01:53And he had no idea.
01:54Yeah.
01:54And he was like, oh, I don't even remember ordering them.
01:57Pretty much.
01:57Oh, Roy.
01:58Well, he's Mr. Suburban now.
02:00You know, he lives in suburbia.
02:02Yeah.
02:02But you know what?
02:04So Roy probably got that on Amazon, right?
02:07Probably.
02:08Okay.
02:09So I wish I could talk to my buddy.
02:11Because instead of having Nicole go retrieve the package and overnight it,
02:15he could have just reordered one on Prime, got it for Saturday,
02:19and then had Nicole send that one back for free.
02:22But instead, how much did you pay for overnight shipping?
02:25I'm sure it was an arm and a leg.
02:26Well, the funny thing is, is as soon as they rang it up and then I called him
02:31because he had Venmo'd me a certain amount and was like, don't go over this.
02:37And then I called him because it was significantly over that because he also
02:41wanted insurance.
02:42And I was like, hey, bud, it's this.
02:45And he goes, oh.
02:47He was like, okay, I'll cancel the appointment.
02:48Just send it regularly.
02:49That is so Roy.
02:53Also, you had to bring all that stuff and the junior cornhole boards to the UPS store
02:57or wherever.
02:58Yes.
02:58I had to recruit my girlfriend, buy her coffee just so she would walk in with me with all
03:02that.
03:02All of a sudden, she's Roy's Amazon.
03:04But it is so much cheaper to just return it to Amazon.
03:07They pay for free shipping.
03:09Talk to your friend.
03:10I don't know what to tell you.
03:11Oh, my gosh.
03:12I'm going to call him and scold him today.