The MRL Show: Santa Fell On Roy In The Middle Of The Night

Transcript

00:00My one thing is I went to Virginia to be with my family and I stayed at my mom and dad's house

00:06and they have of course the room that's the Christmas room. So above the bed in the Christmas

00:12room is a Christmas reef and this isn't like an ordinary reef. It's a massive reef that sticks

00:17out from the wall with a Santa Claus sitting on top of the reef with a bunch of presents.

00:22So if I lay down on the bed I could see up Santa's pants. Just give me an idea how big

00:30this thing is. Well in the middle of the night the reef falls and Santa slams my face. Oh my gosh what

00:38were you doing in the middle of the night that made Santa fall? I can't believe you stayed at

00:42your parents house. You usually stay at a hotel. No I'm about to be unemployed. We're trying to save

00:48money. Yeah good. Wait can we go back to why the reef fell? I don't know. Santa's being cruel. I'm

00:55telling you Lorraine I was in a dead sleep when it happened. So then so it's so because it's a

01:00Christmas item. You can't get it on at your parents house when you go to visit Lorraine. I can't. I

01:05mean I know you do but. I don't know. I wouldn't be able to look at my parents in the morning at

01:09breakfast if I did that. So so okay so Santa fell on me and because it's a Christmas thing

01:16there's glitter everywhere and like all over me all over Sterling all over the bed all over my dog

01:27Callie. You guys got glitter bombed. Snow and glitter bombed. That's funny. It's so all weekend I'd

01:37go see people and they're like yeah glitter on you and I'm like Santa fell on me. It's a whole thing.